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My poor knowledge of greek mythology has been my achilles elbow
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Daaaaaaad!! loki keeps stealing my thunder!! -adolescent thor
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I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too.
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My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. only 359 more to go.
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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? a bipolar bear.
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I like my women like i like my cars ...all black and twenty eight hundred pounds!
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What does batman call his dick? robin/nightwing - depends how big it is
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How to be an entrepreneur who can see around corners
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Gop 'firing back' at new todd akin memoir
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If a teenage girl is unhappy, it's mom's fault –- so says new study
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Say what you will about grammar nazis at least they aren't anti-semantic.
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Never lie! said mommy to little timmy and handed him over to santa.
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For donald trump donors, it's not about the money. it's about speaking truth to power.
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Foreign diplomats voicing alarm to u.s. officials about trump
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronouce unionized
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The black body is messy, complicated and whole
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Nuts. two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted.
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California home's $350,000 bar is totally amazing (photos)
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What is a physicist's favorite social movement? half-lives matter.
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10 quotes about love to make your heart go pitter-patter
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Large west nile outbreaks follow warm winters, study finds
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Trump budget’s foreign aid cuts could undercut u.s. security
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Frozen grilled cheese sandwiches from chef m.j. brando are so strange
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If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated what color would your bugatti be?
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Buckminster fuller talks 'the geodesic life' in rare, animated interview
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Patient: oh doctor, i'm just so nervous. this is my first operation. doctor: don't worry. mine too.
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I wake up every morning feeling like a japanese democracy. huge erection.
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11 foods that no man should eat... ever
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Watch as mysterious fireball streaks across the oregon night sky
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What did the indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? mumbai!
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Stephen colbert grills donald trump over russian hacking in spoof interview
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Rand paul's debate strategy has been leaked. he's going to filibuster the gop debate.
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As trump's panel seeks personal data, these longtime voters cancel their registrations
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Pravanth the indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 pm on the dot.
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Restricting immigration won’t make american industries great again
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Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. you just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.
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With great power come great.. power bills. *- uncle ben, electrician.*
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A follow up to 'for lgbtq survivors, ‘pride’ isn’t always a source of pride'
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Another tech ceo pens an open letter to donald trump
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What do you say to floyd mayweather after his arms have been cut off? whatever you like.
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Repurposing ideas: 5 other uses for dish soap
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I felt like i was going to be programming forever... ...so i took a `break;`
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Winona ryder goes from angsty young star to... angsty adult actress (photos)
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Groom's cake shaped like stack of cash displayed at wedding (photo)
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Getting gold is like getting laid most of us don't.
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Give me five hundred good reasons you think i'm too demanding.
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Why what happened to reporters in ferguson matters so much
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New york fashion week 2012: ports 1961 fall 2012 (photos)
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I'm so attractive whenever i enter a room, the lights get turned on
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5 ways millennials can toss technology for valentine's day
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What happens when two friends travel the world
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There's a band called 1023mb... you might have heard of them... but memory fades.
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Ellie goulding gets real about sexism in the music industry
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4 more reasons why receiving is harder than giving
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Why would rip van winkle make a good janitor? because he swept for 20 years.
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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? so you can read their lips.
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Mcdonald's turned to a firm with clinton ties to fight the fight for $15
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10 things most kids don't know about their mothers
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My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them.
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A new joke about kim jong un (removed)
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Scott walker steers clear of nuance on foreign policy
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The power of art = theory. the power of power = praxis. the the of the = philosophy.
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The donner party diet breakfast: jacks lunch: franks dinner: patties
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Colorado sheriff accused of sexually assaulting inmate with developmental disabilities
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I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against brazil.
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I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. i don't want to interrupt her.
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Website facing kim kardashian lawsuit deletes article suggesting she staged robbery
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11 ways to keep kids busy at your wedding
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Grieving for boston: we can't do this again
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Why do dogs lick their dicks? because they can.
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Apparently. white is the new black... just ask the spokane naacp
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Social unity is most important, says pm modi on india's 70th independence day
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My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when i'm working as a janitor for mcdonalds.
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Turning on the dishwasher... is what i call foreplay with my wife.
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What do you get when bmw, volkswagen, and callaway design a car together? a mini golf.
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Quiz: how much do you know about the gop candidates and religion?
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Here's why it really might 'get better' for lgbt teen
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Life lesson: never do anything which you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
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Tv, computer ownership linked with obesity and diabetes in low-income countries
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Lightening up the seriousness of self-care: tales of a new runner
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Where does chewbacca research his college essays? wookiepedia
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Where was bill clinton during his presidency? he was right between the bushes.
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Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it.
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I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone
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I arranged a reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!
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Why couldn't the salad bowl play scrabble? it had run out of lettuce
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Taran killam's 'hamilton' look is giving us major jebidiah atkinson vibes
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Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
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What do you call a missing psychic midget? a small medium at large.
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Eric garner's widow: 'i feel like he was murdered'
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What do you call a cow with one leg? steak.
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I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun only thing i got was a tan
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The vergara era, part 1: how we got here
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Is your innovation stuck? 5 ways to rethink your approach
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The hilarious chaos of getting 4 kids under 4 ready for bed
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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? popular
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Arkansas town is dropping live turkeys from plane again this year
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? blizzard entertainment.
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Q: why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent? a: because it nose.
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