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I just remembered the fuck out of the titans.
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Tiffani thiessen's daughter and newborn son are beyond adorable
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Watch mom and daughter reconnect after 7 years of estrangement
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You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... i'll draw it
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For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :(
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This may be the best way to train teachers, but can we afford it?
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What is a duck's favorite dance ? the quackstep !
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What's the best thing about fucking twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them
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A blind man walks into a bar ..and into a table and a chair.
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Should we take a daily aspirin or not?
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My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to bomb the germans.
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All those who proclaim that a dog is man's best friend, have never played with a pussy.
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Diy nail ideas: japanese prints nail art and more of our manicures from this weekend (photos)
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Courageous spending: grad student risks $3,500 on india dream
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My main move is to say long story short, but then hit you with long story medium.
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Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie.
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People say i'm quite contrarian. but i disagree.
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I'll sleep when i'm ned! -exhausted pre-op who plans to go by ned after the surgery
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Feminist mix 'n' match coloring book celebrates the complex lives of women
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What did one jewish bird say to the other? cheep
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Did we ever figure out how... suga suga got so fly?
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Finally in toronto. winter olympics, here i come!
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I like playing with my dog when i'm high. because i don't have one when i'm sober.
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Homeland security committee chair says immigrant teens 'looked like a threat'
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25 white dresses you can wear to your wedding
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Chris gregoire, washington state governor, discusses gay marriage, chris christie, and more
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Happy easter and to the jews, better luck next time
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Trump white house gets tough on iran with obama-like sanctions
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Trump actually has other fake magazine covers hanging around his properties
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I killed a man once... ..for $30. sucked him off for another 10... never did see that $10
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Did you hear about the new vietnamese noodle / southern bbq fusion restaurant? it's called pho-q
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Psychiatrist in jared fogle case links weight loss and 'mild pedophilia'
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What do you call a disabled paedophile? a creepy crawly
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Prince harry's birthday: watch his most adorable moments to celebrate (video)
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My dog's got no os. - how does it spell? - dg.
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All the pretzels, brats and beer recipes you need for oktoberfest (photos)
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On mother's day: expecting better for all mothers and working families
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Response to the organic debate in the media
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U kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king
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Yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
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Penis pumps -- a hard one to swallow
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A step back for south africa on the rule of law, courtesy of al-bashir
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New york post riffs on old donald trump sex headline for rex tillerson firing
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Save your pennies: the cost to apply to college adds up
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Tweeters furious over trump calling mar-a-lago the 'southern white house'
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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? he wanted to get a long little doggy
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My girlfriend just made a peepeeand a poppy at the same time should i break up with her?
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Why doesn't kim jong un ever defecate? because he's too legit to shit.
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Across the u.s., police contracts shield officers from scrutiny
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Top five stories on huffpost science this week, feb. 24-march 1 (video)
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Regal cinemas starts checking bags after theater shootings
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Joe biden more likely than not to run for president: report
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Seth meyers agrees with donald trump: michelle wolf is 'filthy'
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5 ways to respond to your child's dyslexia diagnosis
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Here's what i want you to know about my life as a feminine transman
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Why don't black people dream? the last person that said i had a dream got shot
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I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.
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Trevor noah: 'fox news is the real president'
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You are what you eat. is that why i am a human?
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6.9 a good time interrupted by a period
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The continuing need for racial reconciliation: america post obama
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Oh jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin.
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Chuck norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? you can drop her off wherever.
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Where do muslim people go when they die? everywhere
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Michael jackson's last words take me to the children's hospital.
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Want to buy a pocket computer? no thanks i already know how many pockets i've got.
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What did the suicide bomber from the rebel alliance say before detonating? admiral ackbar!
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Metallica and jimmy fallon do savage 'enter sandman' with kazoos
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Remember these two words. they will open up the doors in your life. push and pull
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Found out i was colourblind the other day.. hit me right out of the purple
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Mud, crystal fairy and four other movies from our first day at sundance
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How do the kardashians change a broken light bulb they buy a new house
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Mother: why is there a strange baby in the crib? daughter: you told me to change the baby.
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My journals knew i was an alcoholic before i did
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Why people hate the devil? why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?
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Donald trump should announce u.s. will stay out of syria
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5 effective, tactful ways to say 'no!' to overeating
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Brain damage caused by drinking alcohol could be reversed by aerobic exercise
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Taking your startup public is fraught with negatives
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Guy went to the toilet, took the piss.
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Disney princesses who would probably be divorced by now
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Here's why the acting dea chief is wrong on medical marijuana
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Man from nantucket there once was a man from nantucket was writing a limerick but said, fuck it.
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A pop star who summons ghosts, aka... seance
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In hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man.
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No major u.s. hurricane has hit since 2005. why?
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What do will and jaden smith like about today? it's after earth day.
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An alcohol-free life: how to survive early sobriety
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Tennessee estate for sale features extreme disco wine cellar (photos)
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*slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*
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We can't believe our eyes with this handbag vending machine (photos)
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Ford should create an 8-cylinder fusion model it would be a v8 fusion
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Life after divorce: woman buys yearly divorce cake to commemorate split (photo)
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No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune.
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Why was the violist standing outside the door? he didn't know when to come in
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Leah frei, adopted toddler, must be returned to birth father she hardly knows, judge orders
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Rubio's tax cut is a huge giveaway to the rich, and this graph proves it
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5 recipes for a veritable potpourri of veggie chip
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Scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile
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