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Bank of america's customer service ranking lags all other big banks: report
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A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. no he didn't.
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Pardon me while i slip into something a little more... unconscious.
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Virgin atlantic flight from heathrow to jfk diverted to canada, becomes 27-hour ordeal
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Why did the black guy crossed the road? because... chicken.lel
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Donald trump claims his muslim ban helps christian refugees. it doesn't.
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Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? because proper tea is theft!
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Ricki lake wedding: talk show host elopes in southern california
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10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light
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Double-dog dares and sexting: kids do it, do yours?
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Hundreds killed as mudslide sweeps away homes in sierra leone
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House democrats just had their best ever january fundraising haul
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What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray
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Starting a hammock company for kids called kidnaps and maybe i need to rethink some things.
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Knock knock... knock knock. who's there? statue. statue who? statue knockin' on my door? thank you.
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Harrods' disney princesses campaign includes top designers (video)
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What happened when dumbo went to a mindrreader? they gave him his money back.
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What do you get from a cow on the north pole? cold cream!
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Did you hear the energizer bunny got arrested? he was charged with battery.
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Why music? defining who we are through music
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What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-pee
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Wanna hear my construction joke? i'm still working on it...
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There are two kinds of people in the world 1. those that like black licorice. 2. normal people.
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Apple says it cares about diversity. facts say otherwise.
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Who has the better search engine: yahoo, google, or microsoft? i dunno. let's google it!
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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? roseanne barr bodies heh
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Two satellite antennas decided to get married the wedding was ok. but the reception was amazing!
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State life expectancy: report details gains and losses in life expectancy around the country
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Wait. what? you need two people for sex? what does the other one do?
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Baby names inspired by coco chanel and other fashion icons
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A day of shopping, sunning and history in port st. joe, florida's 'first capital'
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Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge
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Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much i want to see my own naked body.
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I wish i had emo hair so it would cut its self
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My uncle is a dead person guy. me last night when i couldn't think of the word mortician
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Bernie sanders steps up feud with democratic establishment
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The irish won't have enough fight to beat ou
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New jersey judge rejects birther lawsuit against ted cruz
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What did dracula say to frankenstein ?!? i like rape !! lol !!
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Josh ritter defends gay rights at messiah college performance in pennsylvania
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What does a muslim cowboy shout on his horse? jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!
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Why are photographers always so depressed? because they always focus on the negatives.
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Why did ted cruz's father assassinate jfk? to get to the other side!
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Divorce cause: video game leads to marital tension for one chinese couple
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Aids activist completes 21-month rowing journey across the atlantic
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Why do sorority girls travel in packs of 1, 3, 5 or 7? because they can't even.
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'daughters of the dust,' film inspiration for beyonce's 'lemonade,' returning to theaters
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What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? an impasta
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Take a plunge into 'the gem of texas'
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Why were the persians attracted to the anatolian greeks? because they were ionic.
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The loop of internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack.
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What's the difference between a stoner and a jew? a stoner gets baked on purpose
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How qatar is recruiting muslims for organ donation
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There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least i fuck somebody i love.
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Mylan may have overcharged u.s. for epipen by $1.27 billion
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Voices of light channels joan of arc at berkeley's zellerbach hall (photos)
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For his latest act, werner herzog goes 'into the inferno' of mystical volcanoes
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Melania is trapped in the white house, says france's first lady
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Forgiveness that forgets: seeing our mistakes through our eyes
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Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? because it would be eel-eagle!
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Boy that neil patrick harris is a real, man's man.
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Diane keaton's golden globes 2014 suit was tailored perfection (photos)
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Federal judge: trump administration must allow entry to immigrant visa holders
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Me: hey, am i too wrinkly? daughter: you're old, that's going to happen. me: i meant my shirt.
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What do you call a midget with down's syndrome who arrives to class late? a little tardy.
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Vet clinic pays tribute to late pup in sweetest way
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What do you call a guy with a shovel? doug
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Suspect makes sure he's caught on camera during bizarre break-in
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You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!
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What did khloe kardashian do for a vegetable? broke up with james harden
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What's e.t. short for? so he can fit in his spaceship.
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Anyone want to come over for a topless pizza party? i'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings.
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In israel's hour of need, neocons want to divest
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Obesity risk higher for future sons of young male smokers
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The downfall in homogenizing the causes of obesity
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Why did the nevada skunk cross the state border? to follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.
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Trump's opponents bash back in their most desperate hour
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That wasn't chicken in the chow mein i'd make a great fortune cookie writer.
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2 is the only even prime number. it's kind of odd, isn't it?
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Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? so they don't whistle on the way down.
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Adorable girl asks cops to get police cats as companions to police dogs
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After-school program funding remains separate under new major education law
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House intelligence committee votes to release democrats' rebuttal of nunes memo
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Flight canceled? what to do when you're stranded
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Bacon mistakes to avoid: how to cook bacon
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Friends are like bananas. if you peel their skin and eat them, they will die.
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My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns but he didn't know toucan play that game.
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My life flashed before my eyes... ...turns out i'm epileptic and died from the seizure.
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot.
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I just got ripped off by a chinese guy. this pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.
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Tear stocks plummet after john boehner announces resignation
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Airlines charging the highest fees: 24/7 wall st.
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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? remarry
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The continuing plight of gays in the former soviet union
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You've never seen drake's 'hotline bling' danced like this before
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Russia says syria's ceasefire under threat after u.s. airstrikes
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After drinking that much, i just hope whatever i bring back home is some sort of human.
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I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but i know i can stop whenever i want!
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White house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general
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Ivanka trump: critics have 'unrealistic expectations' of how much i can influence my father
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