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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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'great gatsby' wedding inspiration for 1920s-themed nuptials (photos)
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Few americans are confident in their ability to retire: study
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Alligators sewing little pictures of rich white people on their shirts.
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Life advice always keep your words soft and sweet - in case you have to eat them later.
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I dropped my bowl of spaghettios and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. spooky
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University of oregon strips klan-linked name from dormitory
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Prison for mental health ceo who embezzled $500,000 for palm reader
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Former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers
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Family dollar: the government shutdown is wreaking havoc on poor americans
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Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison.
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Smelled my finger after i took the bandaid off of it. don't do that.
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We can't stop lol-ing at jason segel in front of small doors
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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? a chicken
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A minor diversion: playing house in a vacation rental
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Mccain, graham: some in gop 'get it' on this big issue, but...
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Paul ryan pressured to run for house speaker by kevin mccarthy, other republicans
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Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard.
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The pope is coming to the u.s. late night goodwill in the offing?
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What do you call an attractive black mom? chocolate milf
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Never call a woman fat an elephant never forgets.
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How close we are to a 3-d-printed human heart
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Reminder: the fbi doesn't just want to get inside one single iphone
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Die antwoord's campaign video for alexander wang, plus zeflings (photos)
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Magician david copperfield accused of sexual assault by ex-teen model
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Where to go in europe: find out which countries fit your personality
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I'd tell a chemestry joke but i'm afraid i wouldn't get a reaction.
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50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!
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With kim jong un's surprise visit, china sends a clear message: it will not be excluded
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No one in my tree: john lennon's almería (photos)
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Madonna's anti-trump cover of britney spears' 'toxic' is the antidote we need to 2016
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Why did muhammad hire moses to help with his start-up? he wanted to double his prophets.
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I decided to rob a blood bank they caught me red-handed.
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Customer: waiter this soup tastes funny. waiter: so laugh sir.
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Kim cattrall's missing brother found dead at his home
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This altar can represent your wedding dreams and goals
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South sudanese women are making moonshine to survive
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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? because he's shellfish!
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I dropped my phone in the bath now it's syncing.
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'schoolhouse rock' composer bob dorough dead at 94
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British politics is like a gym. everyone laughs when they see youkip.
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Artist creates handmade digital images by stitching pixels
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Yes, you can get bbq from a drive-thru
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Chuck norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Top 10 things i wish i 'd known when i started to grill
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If owls are so wise why are they always eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?
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I'm the weakest in my asian family they call me weak-ling
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Health care is 'complicated' - here's one way to fix it
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Wealthy gop donor sued twice by seth rich family: how many riches want to sue me?
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What happens after someone kills a joke? it goes to valhaha.
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Soul-talk: politics -- is there a way past blame and upset?
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Why do women have trouble parking? because men tell them that 6 is more than it actually is.
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9 tips for getting a good night's sleep in any guest bedroom
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Two starks just reunited after years apart on 'game of thrones'
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Kentucky gov. apologizes after claiming teacher protest would result in child abuse
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Joseph russo plays joe pesci in the film jersey boys
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What goes clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop? an amish drive-by shooting
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Yoga: how we serve veterans and people with substance abuse
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Guess who i bumped into at the opticians? everybody
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What idiot called it becoming a zombie and not waking up on the wrong side of the dead
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Paul lepage rebukes trump for 'stupid' refusal to accept election result
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Why are buddhists so good at king cake because they are great and finding their inner piece
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Cephalopod humour how much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? six quid....
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Your restraining order says no, but the 1/8 gap between your living room curtains says yes.
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Who makes the sweetest video games? masahiro saccharide
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From zuckerberg to jobs: the aaron sorkin story
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8 places you'd like to be taking a nap in right now
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God is everywhere and knows everything? god sounds a lot like my ex-wife.
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'stonewall' director says he chose a 'straight-acting' character to appeal to straight audiences
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I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone.
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I stayed up all night... trying to remember if i had amnesia or insomnia
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Call me old fashioned but i prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair
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You're the best ninja i've ever seen! and the worst ninja in general.
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Trump: 'very important' for nfl players to stand for anthem
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Isis releases video claiming to show mass execution in ancient palmyra
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My math teacher insulted me he called me a third derivative
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Why do smurfs laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls ????
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My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. yet after two weeks i'm still asian
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What do you give an injured alligator? gatorade
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What do you call a screaming timepiece? an alarmed clock.
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Dental x-rays linked to common brain tumor, study finds
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Can i pet your dog? sure, but he can be aggressive.
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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? an ambulance
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Why technology is the catalyst for a new era of aging in place
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Warren buffett, berkshire hathaway board 'solidly in agreement' on successor
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Experts say london mayor was right: terrorism is a reality of city life
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Why does the tomato blushing? because it saw the salad dressing :d
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Dispensaries in california city offer free marijuana for those who vote
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Billionaire charter school leader says black politician worse than the kkk
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What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? one of them is purple
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These second graders write really funny sympathy cards after teacher's father dies
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If you’re graduating this year, you need to read this
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You don't need a parachute to skydive... you need a parachute to skydive twice.
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What do you call a polish airplane? a jet-ski.
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This thread is literally cancer but just like cancer, it grows on you
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Movie review series just seen it begins season 3 on pbs
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If i washed my dick 100 times, would you suck it? -no? -you dirty cocksucker you.
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*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar
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Someone told me i looked like a pokemon. i told them i thought it was a little farfetch'd.
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Try to not be enchanted by these photos of the amalfi coast
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