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My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse.
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Fighting the war on women: south africa 2015
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What is a jamaican's favorite video game? smoke-a-mon
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What do you do if your computer hums? tell it to change its socsks!
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What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? fission chips.
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Pigs in a blanket hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?
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Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one.
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The global search for education: a healthy start for all
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Dnc chair underdogs get scrappy in final debate
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What an italian american leader did for arab americans and for me
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A skeleton walks into a bar tells the bartender, gimme a beer and a mop.
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These fall allergies are on me like the nypd 'cause i can't breathe.
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'hunger games' wedding: wedding and event institute hosts 1st annual wedding games contest
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I lost weight: matthew berning revamped his eating habits and lost over 70 pounds
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If you skip church on sundays.. you're pulling a christian bale.
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What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog? wad up dawg?
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Why mornings are mandy moore's favorite time of the day
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How much power do you assign to words?
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Apparently they're removing the essay section from the sat now it's just going to be called the t.
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Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex.
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Why don't you trust me?, she texted both the guys simultaneously.
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Dapl pipeline interests try outrageous fait accompli and destroy ancient sites
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What do you call a religious owl? a bird of pray.
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Fuck. my iphone added a g to sayin' and now my black friends think i'm lame.
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If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? da nile
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Why did ellen pao punch the puppy? cause shes terrible.
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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in.
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Don't read part a backwards. it's a trap.
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I like watching children run around at the park. they don't realize i'm using blanks.
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Reddit is like internet porn... i've seen the top scoring entries of all categories up to page 20.
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What tom sawyer taught me about overcoming anorexia
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What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? a little head, baby
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Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. no seriously, your in the way.
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Trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue
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What do you say to simba if he's walking too slow? mufasa.
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Todrick hall mixes 'peter pan' and katy perry in new video
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My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys but i just can't lego
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I found the worlds worst thesaurus. not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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How not to cheer at your kid's games
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Columbia university refuses to recognize graduate student union
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Law school tuition rises as salaries shrink and other things to law schools won't tell you
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How should we structure a trip to the 2014 fifa world cup in brazil?
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So i bought a galaxy note 7 today.. this phone is the bomb
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Kirsten dunst on 'spider-man' reboots: 'we made the best ones, so who cares?'
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Diy airplane food: 10 tasty meals you can carry on your flight
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Nyt public editor blasts paper over san bernardino reporting
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Why do all these blurry people keep telling me i'm drunk?
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Hungry bear cub in colorado pizza parlor has a sweet tooth
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Where the income gap and the lifespan gap meet
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Rand paul doesn’t want mitch mcconnell out. the candidates he supports do.
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Wine improves with age, i improve with wine.
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Mos def i always thought that mos def had the most deft hands
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What did one isis militant teacher say to their most successful student? you da bomb.
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'each of us is a treasure': edward snowden writes to a malawi girl living with albinism
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What do comic book collectors use in their hair? mint conditioner.
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If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you.
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What do you call it when someone has sex with dwayne johnson? rock climbing. heh.
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New research toward curing and living better with type 1 diabetes
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Watch gay couples get married live in seattle, washington
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You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? u. fuck u.
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What is the name of one of the chinese gymnasts competing at the rio olympics? wai tu yung
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Why should honeymoons only last six days? because seven days makes a hole weak.
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What do you call a dumb musician? curt nobrain....
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Why did the bmx date the motorcycle? he was feeling a bit bike-curious.
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: you didn't honestly think there'd be weed in your pot pie, did you?
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Here's a trick to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube
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46 trillion reasons to evolve society right now
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Nothing screams dui like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus.
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Birth control??? here watch my kids for 10 minutes.
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Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? the penises fall off the dumb ones.
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How to wear black jeans for 5 days, in 5 different ways (photos)
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How is trump picking a new fbi director even a thing?
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Former model: 'my modeling career lasted for 3 years and as a result, i've had anorexia for 8'
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No kanye, it's called coney island. kanye island. coney island kanye island. co... ney. kan... ye.
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Why a higher unemployment rate is actually good news this time
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The groundhog saw the shadow and said it was an awful movie.
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You have to see this starbucks barista's cup doodles
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‘redneck' florida couple hold wedding in mud pit
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I lost the 120 lbs that were weighing me down really fast with one simple trick divorce.
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I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there.
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Sam schmidt: inspiration to racing fans, inspiration to us all
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How to clean a fan without a hassle
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Making healthy people and healthy communities part of our energy future
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Arsenal players try to speak with new york accents for american tour
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The first half hour of 'fifty shades' was basically a 'that's what she said' joke
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Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? because they have great toe fu.
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Work stress: 5 tension-busting tricks from cognitive behavioral therapy
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Tiffany haddish extols virtues of drinking poisonous turpentine
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9-year-old challenges boys-only robotics program -- and wins
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Shoving a hose up someones butt. what a douche move!
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Jan baird, georgia mom, finds bullet inside son's new shoes
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Tim kaine: some fbi employees are 'actively working' to help trump
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What's the difference between michael phelps and hitler? phelps can actually finish a race.
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What is isis's favorite type of text? is the answer: a: heading b: heading c: heading
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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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I propose we rename our seasons: blizzard flood oven kinda nice for a bit
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R. clarke cooper, head of log cabin republicans, to step down
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Why did the snowman leave his wife? because she got plowed by another man.
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I lost weight: crystal english planned and prepared meals and lost 125 pounds
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21 things single people are tired of hearing
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