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Porn addiction is a serious thing i have first hand experience.
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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? a 100$ bill
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Trump's epiphany on obama's birth might sway some of his voters. or not.
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Why did the dyslexic, russian astronomer hate the revolution? he was following the tsar.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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When is a car not a car? when it turns into a parking lot.
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What bill is the congress's favorite? of course the $ bill!
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The assassination of the russian ambassador was an anomaly even for grief-stricken turkey
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Getting your teen daughters ready for bathing suit season
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Tom cruise's nickname in between the sheets cruise missile.
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When used as directed, axe body spray makes a good substitute for tear gas.
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You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, nancy from accounting.
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Companies urge faa to speed up use of drones in disaster response
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In 2013, some health news to watch for
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How much blow can charlie sheen do?.. ..... enough to kill 2 and 1/2 men
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Here's the latest company to improve its parental leave and sick time perks
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This guy is trying to save matt damon from a life on mars
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The trump administration is targeting the entire latino community
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How to tell if you're really an introvert or an extrovert
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My counselor suggested i take sign language in school... she said it was pretty handy
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Alec baldwin, hilaria thomas wedding: couple to text invites (updated)
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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? pants.
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Q: why are all black people fast? a: because the slow ones are in jail.
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Four california students arrested for plotting mass shooting
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Nevada secretary of state says 21 noncitizens could have voted for president in her state
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What do australian terrorists say before attacking? uluruakbar
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Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? that is something i never herbivore!
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The day i became older than my mother
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Check out all these doggos enjoying the bomb cyclone
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Top 7 reasons i haven't jumped out a window from katrina 10 coverage
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Mom: when i was your age i never had sex me: mom, i'm 32 mom: exactly
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How do pigs gets to hospital? in a hambulance
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*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes* wait. then that means-
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What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? dewy
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Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?
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Make up your mind, dude: deficit hawk or dove!
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What is the sexiest kind of tree??????? a country!!!!
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Warning: safaris are highly addictive! a primer for the adventure of a lifetime (photos)
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How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? one, if no one's looking.
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Soul-talk: how to move from righteousness to right-use-ness
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Hi, my name is gary and i'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store.
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Even 9/11 had its positives... my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.
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Shanghai chic: where a woman's style starts with her shoes
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What would you do if someone is choking? take a step back.
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In the wake of charlie hebdo attacks, france must look beyond 9/11 response
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Did you hear about the new vietnamese cookbook? it's called 101 ways to wok your dog
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Selena gomez's mom warned her about woody allen, but she didn't listen
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Why the musician sold his computer... not enough gigs.
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I'm pretty sure robin hood was black and he was just robbin the hood.
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Johnny was a chemist... ...but johnny is no more. for what johnny thought was h2o, was h2so4.
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Facebook should change the status question from what's on your mind? to what's your problem today?
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So a blind guy walks into a fish market... and says hello ladys
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I would love my job so much more if i didn't have to hide my flask.
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If the nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? blitz!
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Why is a train like a stick of gum? one goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew.
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What was wrong with the air? the swine flu
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2014: year in review for the white house initiative on asian americans and pacific islanders
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The father of mike davidson, what's his full name? david mikesdaad
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How do you make a nun pregnant? you fuck her.
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I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster.
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Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? because you didn't know they had it.
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Why do republicans make good djs? because they know how to shut the house down.
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Scientists want your help to locate 'spiders' on mars
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Samantha bee can't wait for the election to be over
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I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.
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On tv shows, answering machines are actually saying leave a message after the fuck.
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Usain bolt, wedding crasher? runner stops by paris wedding (photo)
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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They are writing a biography about my dick ok. ok. a pamphlet.
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Bird flu: risk of human-to-human spread higher than previously thought
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Vaccines for children: most u.s. kindergartners getting shots but risks remain
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Theranos responds at length to wall street journal investigation
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Knock knock who's there ! arfur ! arfur who ? arfur got !
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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose? an olfactory reset.
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Superhero: i alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger me: me too, that's also my reason
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How did robbers gain entry to steal from miley cyrus? they came in like a wrecking ball.
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Martin o'malley aims to set the bar on criminal justice with comprehensive reform plan
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50 shades of spalding gray 7 years of decay and the east river.
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What's green and has 5 wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels! shnockers
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What's grey and comes in buckets? an elephant.
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Internet mistakes professor’s wife for nanny. here's what that says about us
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Gender-neutral title 'mx' added to oxford english dictionary
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What's concurrency? fake money they use in prisons.
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Another syrian refugee is about to make history in rio
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They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. you can get it by the buttload.
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Giveaway: share your sleep gripe and win a lark un-alarm clock
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Police release body cam video of youtube shooter nasim aghdam
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I asked yoda: are we going the right way? no, backwards, i am going.
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I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. my life is a meme :')
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Marco rubio leads in new florida senate poll
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Did you know yesterday was national middle child day? don't worry, no one else remembered either.
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Tom hooper rebounded from the arduous 'les mis' shoot to make 'the danish girl'
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My grandma said i have the voice for the radio... and the face for it too.
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Who the hell decided to say no butt sex instead of ignoranus
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Have a bad only child? apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... isis.
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I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. i don't know y.
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Snowden is actually happy about report that russians may turn him over to trump
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Health lessons from mom: what our mothers were right about
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For halloween i'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet.
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Tips every bride should know when applying her own makeup
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