CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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interrupts your baby's first words if a panda wears a handkerchief it's called a pandana.	true
An incomplete list of all the ways denzel kills people in 'the equalizer'	false
Have any brief jokes i can snapchat a girl that i like?	true
How much does a slave cost? i have no idea, i just know they aren't free	true
What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic.	true
What are three signs old age? 1. becoming forgetful	true
Tall people don't need to be inspirational everyone already looks up to them.	true
The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner he tried, but it was too difficult.	true
Etsy shop tour: inside accessory designer yokoo gibraan's studio	false
Hangout, day 1: kings of leon, jim james, ryan bingham kick off one of the best fests (slideshow)	false
I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate.	true
A woman's tongue & man's eye, will rest' only when they die.	true
Eric holder: to begin healing, we must see an end to 'acts of violence' in ferguson	false
When i lived on a houseboat i was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart.	true
Is it a good idea to have multiple phds? to a certain degree.	true
Those republican smears of the fbi? don’t make me laugh.	false
I think ive gone insane. i cut off my nose. nothing makes scents anymore.	true
Why ferguson has everything to do with black breastfeeding week	false
In your face: the hidden history of plastic surgery and why looks matter	false
David cross will mail his beard to a fan before 'mr. show' reunion	false
Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.	true
Dan harmon talks harmontown and dungeons & dragons at sxsw	false
How do you circumcise a priest? kick a little boy in the jaw.	true
What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? an unexpecturd.	true
Steps you can take to reduce your ovarian cancer risk	false
The 23 funniest tumblr blogs that will make you lol	false
When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again re morse	true
This t-shirt perfectly captures all the same-sex marriage feels	false
Obama mourns dead in hiroshima, calls for world without nuclear arms	false
How projecting your own experiences could stifle your child's ability to learn	false
My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances	true
What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police? a small medium at large.	true
Hugs not drugs. except, yes drugs and why are you touching me?	true
And on the seventh day god rested... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know.	true
Cocaine i tried and failed to use cocaine. it kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom.	true
Yale concludes sae fraternity didn't have a racist halloween party	false
A minor diversion: traveling in greece during the crisis	false
Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling kristen stewart.	true
Terrorists are starting to get worried coz americans have now started to steal their jobs	true
Kaley cuoco's bdsm 'big bang' photo might actually make us watch this season	false
Did you hear about the movie with the red tractor? the trailer was better	true
There is no good way to explain donald trump's climate change tweet	false
The best friend you will ever have: meditation	false
What do you tell a woman with a black eye? nothing, she's already been told twice.	true
Goose bumps are god's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born.	true
What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? the finish line at the boston marathon.	true
Diy idea: turn an old cupboard door into an art desk for kids (photo)	false
Family reunions must be really awkward in the south... especially when you see your exes there	true
Democrats aren't sure whether to make jeff sessions' pot crackdown an election issue	false
With great power comes a great electric bill.	true
Women in business: arlinda lee, phd, senior healthcare analyst, mlv & co	false
Why don't girls count to two? because they can't even.	true
4 benefits i received when i said goodbye to video games	false
Should you always say 'i'm sorry' when someone says they're divorcing?	false
Thin may be in -- but not in the hair world!	false
What do a pedophile and a pokemon master have in common? they both have a collection of cp	true
The balkanization of consumers in american health care	false
'hamilton' creator lin-manuel miranda joins john oliver to request help for puerto rico	false
To heal or not to heal: shamans in the new era	false
Why did the fetus kill his twin? there wasn't enough womb for the two of them!	true
Donald trump meets joni ernst amid vice president speculation	false
Mayweather decides to teach his son how to hit on girls. with fists	true
Having emotions is sometimes a sign of strength	false
Here’s what happened when we played pokémon go at moma	false
Alec baldwin jumps to kendall jenner's defense in pepsi ad fiasco	false
How did the nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall.	true
What do you call figrin d'an's first born boy? son of a bith!	true
Trump's sotu gets positive reviews, doesn't convince anyone he's pivoting	false
Diary of a none too happy camper: camping down under on the looney front	false
Kupu hou organic farm in hawaii comes with a gorgeous home, yurt and plenty of... coffee? (photos)	false
'tower' relives a school shooting that wasn't an everyday phenomenon	false
Sitting all day? head-to-toe tips for a healthier workstation	false
The reality of abortion clinics without buffer zones	false
Obama reveals that he's a 'guac fanatic' ahead of super bowl	false
The man behind the mementos at the vietnam veterans memorial	false
Trump says he'd 'absolutely' consider a muslim cabinet member	false
Any crime sounds better if you add the word silly to it: silly murder, silly rape, etc.	true
Can we install an eyeroll button on twitter?	true
Horses are the most negative animals... ...they are such neigh-sayers	true
If you tell me to chillax, i will chillstab you and chillaugh while you bleed to chilldeath.	true
Help me practice my knife throwing skills. you catch.	true
Honica brittman kidney transplant chain: woman's altruism spurs 5 kidney swaps	false
Thief dresses like apple store employee, makes off with 19 iphones	false
Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral	true
7 easy things you can do for faster, better sleep	false
This is how you fold a fitted sheet... kind of	false
Oyster.com's picks for the best caribbean destination wedding hotels	false
My husbands signature move is running to town real quick and coming home 5 hours later.	true
It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls.	true
Getting to know your friends... one tomato at a time	false
If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off.	true
Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their lsd dreams.	true
Nocturnal teeth grinding may suggest a sleep disorder	false
What do you call an amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? a mechanic	true
a friend tells me their problems me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?	true
Saitama tried to change his facebook password to goku but facebook said it was too weak...	true
Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze? the iceeu	true
Russell simmons says his debit rushcards ‘working’ after lawsuit, federal investigation	false
If god had an iphone, like 8 of the 10 commandments would have typos in them.	true
Vintage girl names: 12 victorian nicknames that are making a comeback	false

*interrupts your baby's first words* if a panda wears a handkerchief it's called a pandana.

true

An incomplete list of all the ways denzel kills people in 'the equalizer'

false

Have any brief jokes i can snapchat a girl that i like?

true

How much does a slave cost? i have no idea, i just know they aren't free

true

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic.

true

What are three signs old age? 1. becoming forgetful

true

Tall people don't need to be inspirational everyone already looks up to them.

true

The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner he tried, but it was too difficult.

true

Etsy shop tour: inside accessory designer yokoo gibraan's studio

false

Hangout, day 1: kings of leon, jim james, ryan bingham kick off one of the best fests (slideshow)

false

I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate.

true

A woman's tongue & man's eye, will rest' only when they die.

true

Eric holder: to begin healing, we must see an end to 'acts of violence' in ferguson

false

When i lived on a houseboat i was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart.

true

Is it a good idea to have multiple phds? to a certain degree.

true

Those republican smears of the fbi? don’t make me laugh.

false

I think ive gone insane. i cut off my nose. nothing makes scents anymore.

true

Why ferguson has everything to do with black breastfeeding week

false

In your face: the hidden history of plastic surgery and why looks matter

false

David cross will mail his beard to a fan before 'mr. show' reunion

false

Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.

true

Dan harmon talks harmontown and dungeons & dragons at sxsw

false

How do you circumcise a priest? kick a little boy in the jaw.

true

What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? an unexpecturd.

true

Steps you can take to reduce your ovarian cancer risk

false

The 23 funniest tumblr blogs that will make you lol

false

When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again re morse

true

This t-shirt perfectly captures all the same-sex marriage feels

false

Obama mourns dead in hiroshima, calls for world without nuclear arms

false

How projecting your own experiences could stifle your child's ability to learn

false

My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances

true

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police? a small medium at large.

true

Hugs not drugs. except, yes drugs and why are you touching me?

true

And on the seventh day god rested... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know.

true

Cocaine i tried and failed to use cocaine. it kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom.

true

Yale concludes sae fraternity didn't have a racist halloween party

false

A minor diversion: traveling in greece during the crisis

false

Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling kristen stewart.

true

Terrorists are starting to get worried coz americans have now started to steal their jobs

true

Kaley cuoco's bdsm 'big bang' photo might actually make us watch this season

false

Did you hear about the movie with the red tractor? the trailer was better

true

There is no good way to explain donald trump's climate change tweet

false

The best friend you will ever have: meditation

false

What do you tell a woman with a black eye? nothing, she's already been told twice.

true

Goose bumps are god's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born.

true

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? the finish line at the boston marathon.

true

Diy idea: turn an old cupboard door into an art desk for kids (photo)

false

Family reunions must be really awkward in the south... especially when you see your exes there

true

Democrats aren't sure whether to make jeff sessions' pot crackdown an election issue

false

With great power comes a great electric bill.

true

Women in business: arlinda lee, phd, senior healthcare analyst, mlv & co

false

Why don't girls count to two? because they can't even.

true

4 benefits i received when i said goodbye to video games

false

Should you always say 'i'm sorry' when someone says they're divorcing?

false

Thin may be in -- but not in the hair world!

false

What do a pedophile and a pokemon master have in common? they both have a collection of cp

true

The balkanization of consumers in american health care

false

'hamilton' creator lin-manuel miranda joins john oliver to request help for puerto rico

false

To heal or not to heal: shamans in the new era

false

Why did the fetus kill his twin? there wasn't enough womb for the two of them!

true

Donald trump meets joni ernst amid vice president speculation

false

Mayweather decides to teach his son how to hit on girls. with fists

true

Having emotions is sometimes a sign of strength

false

Here’s what happened when we played pokémon go at moma

false

Alec baldwin jumps to kendall jenner's defense in pepsi ad fiasco

false

How did the nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall.

true

What do you call figrin d'an's first born boy? son of a bith!

true

Trump's sotu gets positive reviews, doesn't convince anyone he's pivoting

false

Diary of a none too happy camper: camping down under on the looney front

false

Kupu hou organic farm in hawaii comes with a gorgeous home, yurt and plenty of... coffee? (photos)

false

'tower' relives a school shooting that wasn't an everyday phenomenon

false

Sitting all day? head-to-toe tips for a healthier workstation

false

The reality of abortion clinics without buffer zones

false

Obama reveals that he's a 'guac fanatic' ahead of super bowl

false

The man behind the mementos at the vietnam veterans memorial

false

Trump says he'd 'absolutely' consider a muslim cabinet member

false

Any crime sounds better if you add the word silly to it: silly murder, silly rape, etc.

true

Can we install an *eyeroll* button on twitter?

true

Horses are the most negative animals... ...they are such neigh-sayers

true

If you tell me to chillax, i will chillstab you and chillaugh while you bleed to chilldeath.

true

Help me practice my knife throwing skills. you catch.

true

Honica brittman kidney transplant chain: woman's altruism spurs 5 kidney swaps

false

Thief dresses like apple store employee, makes off with 19 iphones

false

Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral

true

7 easy things you can do for faster, better sleep

false

This is how you fold a fitted sheet... kind of

false

Oyster.com's picks for the best caribbean destination wedding hotels

false

My husbands signature move is running to town real quick and coming home 5 hours later.

true

It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls.

true

Getting to know your friends... one tomato at a time

false

If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off.

true

Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their lsd dreams.

true

Nocturnal teeth grinding may suggest a sleep disorder

false

What do you call an amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? a mechanic

true

*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?

true

Saitama tried to change his facebook password to goku but facebook said it was too weak...

true

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze? the iceeu

true

Russell simmons says his debit rushcards ‘working’ after lawsuit, federal investigation

false

If god had an iphone, like 8 of the 10 commandments would have typos in them.

true

Vintage girl names: 12 victorian nicknames that are making a comeback

false