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Huffpollster: voters are giving more thought than ever to this election
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I'm sorry that i'll never be as fun in person as i am in drunk texts.
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Trump campaign manager chides reporters for 'badgering' about tax returns, charitable giving
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Hr: did you call an employee stupid? me: no, i asked if he knew he was stupid.
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How do you know that you are a redditor? i'll tell you tomorrow.
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Why are trees never invited to a formal dinner ? they only wear trunks.
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Wife of kansas shooting victim was afraid of hate crimes after the election
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How this immigrant shop owner is helping make cleveland a 'cultural hub'
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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? a kkk-cup!
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10 classic american dishes for the fourth of july
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Go ahead lady, call the cops. i have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
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Embarrassed shopper i get so embarrassed grocery shopping when i see the salad dressing
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Zosia mamet says you don't have to be hillary, bey or oprah to be successful
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What does a mexican cop say when he wishes you a merry christmas? police navidad.
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I cannot walk on water, but i can wobble on whisky.
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Bernie sanders' new digital whiz comes from a mobile company empowering progressive activists
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Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
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What is amnesia? is it: a) memory loss a) memory loss or 3) the battle of hastings
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What did the banker use for birth control? his personality
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Controversial trump adviser sebastian gorka leaves white house
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Instagram is now letting everyone moderate their comments
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Brazil's churches fight against child sex tourism ahead of world cup
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I only drink twice a year when it's my birthday, and when it's not
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What's the coldest part of a man's body? his balls. two below.
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Seven and half reasons why two and half men should scrap a gay season 12
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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? surprise subtext.
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Rock around the winter clock one, two, three o' clock, two o' clock rock!
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When my wife and i have a disagreement, i always have the last word... usually it's, yes dear
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Did you hear about the constipated math professor? he worked his problem out with a pencil.
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre.!
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What do you call dangerous precipitation? a rain of terror
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What do you call someone who only speaks one language? american
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Microsoft allegedly censors pirate bay links in windows live messenger
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Parenting a second child is forcing me to chill out
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'community,' annie's gasps: alison brie obviously deserves an emmy (supercut)
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Janet jackson reportedly splits from wissam al mana
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I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment.
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Amazon prime would be a good title for a wonder woman movie.
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Camille cosby says she was almost dragged into court by u.s. marshals
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An open letter to jim daly, president of focus on the family, from a gay evangelical
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Hora and my jewish wedding: forget tradition, i will not dance
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These are the top 25 freshmen of men's college basketball
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2017 saw a record high of insurance claims due to natural disasters
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Man dies after telling police who chased him 'i can't breathe,' sources say
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Why the ice bucket challenge works (and doesn't work)
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What did the rat say to the cat? nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
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U.s. takes step towards embrace of gulf plan to destabilize iran
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Gigi hadid and zayn malik spotted holding hands
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Why we should care about changes in the pharmaceutical industry
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Cancer taught me to live like i'm dying
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What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'a' lmao
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Incarceration and communication: why meaningful social relationships matter
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What do you call a gay keyboard layout? qweerty
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Taxi driver allegedly tells gay bar patrons they're going to hell
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Totally done with the history channel... nothing but repeats.
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Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? laid the same egg 44 times!
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72 of the cutest dogs on reddit (photos)
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Seth meyers gives donald trump advice about his 'least racist' person defense
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I love the new upvote noise reddit made... thank you.
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This dog is adorably scared of a windshield wiper
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Bikini wedding: brides who bared it all at the altar
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Apple ceo tim cook: 'accessibility rights are human rights'
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Lady gaga's got nothing on my hair: i went pink and i'm never going back (photos)
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Conservatives have never understood what obama thinks about racism
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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? a con descending.
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Stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze
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'benjamin button.' 'benjamin who?' 'benjamin' 'who's there?' 'knock knock!'
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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? a tangent
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Police struggle to find possible motives for austin bombings
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This person told me when pigs fly i'll get my kid vaccinated! alas, swine flu.
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Life with erectile dysfunction is hard but really it isn't.
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Educate all girls, especially in our own cities
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Women are like alarm clocks. it's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up.
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Seth rogen uses the oscars to reveal he's a major 'hamilton' fan
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20 billy eichner tweets that made your newsfeed more bearable in 2017
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World health day 2015: from farm to plate, make food safe
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All the albums you'll be excited about this fall
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Youtube prankster cements his own head inside a microwave for clicks
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Celebrity high school sweethearts who are still together today (photos)
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Me: *breathes my parents: you need to watch that attitude young man.
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Where did the little asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? everywhere.
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Illinois considers allowing recall attempts of chicago mayor
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An egyptian tv show pranked paris hilton with a horrific fake plane crash
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Why the devil can't go down on georgia
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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear? a polar bear.
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Rethink reviews: night moves -- can you go too far to protect the earth?
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What do gender studies graduates commonly say? would you like fries with that?
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How does lady gaga like her meat? rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
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Deadspin ranked some cereals incorrectly. here are the correct rankings.
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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Get great legs with ski jumper sarah hendrickson's lower-body builder
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Boss: isn't your new job kind of a see this is what i'm talking about
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Clemson fan goes shirtless, stands out among 'college gameday' signs (video/photos)
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80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts
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Report: tom brady allied with peyton manning to change ball rule in 2006
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I have a great knock-knock joke but someone else has to start. go
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Just saw an elderly asian couple buying tortillas so racism is over
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Controversy erupts after uk retailer removes gender labels from kids' clothes
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Bensonhurst case and do the right thing revisited 25 years later
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As more borders close, families rush for refuge
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