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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad? one actually fights for change
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What's the difference between turkey and duck? duck doesn't deny the armenian genocide.
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The u.s. women's hockey team had boycotted for fair pay. now they're world champs
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Why did the black guy cross the road? he wanted some chicken!
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Donald trump's message to nfl players: shut up and play
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Ed sheeran just casually revealed when taylor swift will release new music
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Why do seagulls live by the sea? because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!
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Why was the lizard upset with her husband? because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... okay bye now
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Why should you never high-five a roman? they might give you hi-v back!
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Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture.
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Michelle williams does not have time to be a cool mom in this 'manchester by the sea' clip
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5 brides reveal their biggest wedding day regrets
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Teach a kid functional programming and you feed her for a lifetime
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I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a one direction song.
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10 destinations on the rise, according to tripadvisor
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How do you know an african has used your computer? out of nowhere, it has a virus.
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I don't get it. rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them.
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How to make gooey decadent krispie treat fudge
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Britain left the european union.... some think that the country will eurupt
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Some people walk the walk and some people talk the talk. i drink the drink.
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What do physics majors do when they hit the club? they torque it..
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Yo mama so old i told her to act her own age and she died.
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Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal
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If you were 8 yrs old when red red wine was released ub40 now
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How many men does it take to get an amish woman pregnant? two men a nite.
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Cat and bobcat face off for control of suburban feline kingdom
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Huffpost hill - helicopters are people, my friends
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Reverse mortgages: boomers increasingly rely on risky loans
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What did luke say at han and leia's wedding? may divorce be with you
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Shout 'dilly dilly' at the masters and you'll be thrown out on your can
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The future of the democratic party will be decided by the supreme court
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Remember when disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?
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Cheer up you won't be single forever. one day you'll die
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I wished i loved anything as much as white people love saying gracias at mexican restaurants.
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Marc by marc jacobs' spring 2014 makeup is all about electric blue eyeshadow (video, photo)
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Forgot my phone when i went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post.
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Three countries issue travel warnings about visiting the u.s.
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What do you call a muslim on a plane? a passenger ... you racist bastard.
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Police have been playing pokemon go for many years. gotta catch jamal
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What do you do with unruly shapes? you put them in prism
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Judge halts deportation of iraqis detained in u.s. immigration sweeps
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I entered a laziness competition and placed first. i got atrophy.
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Epipen price hikes reportedly added millions to pentagon costs
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Are we in the emerald city, dr. oz?
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How do you kill bread? bake it for a little while, and it will be toast.
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Nugtella, weed nutella by organicares medical dispensary is real (photo)
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Because you can't hang up in person. duct tape,
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My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke person: knock knock me: come in person: ...
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You know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi
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How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? she fits into your wife's clothes.
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Tv news snow bloopers almost make us wish for more bad weather
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Conscious uncoupling starts with unconscious coupling (and i don't mean drunken hook-ups)
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14 days of summer, a meditation: day 12
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The art of healing with art & medicine: dr. iva fattorini
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Gravity makes a terrible friend. it's always holding you down.
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First nighter: don carlo at the met is grand opera, soldier x marches well at here
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The toilet of the future is.. a folding one? (video)
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We can land a rover on freakin mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji
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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? mad props...
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There are three kinds of people those who can count and those who can't
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Food rescue group donates uneaten airline meals to charity
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Watch katy perry and kacey musgraves duet 'follow your arrow'
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Lisa kudrow, craig robinson and wyatt russell answer your wedding etiquette questions
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Now that the olympics are over, what is next for brazil?
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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? he couldn't stand all the racket!
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The deadliest form of tuberculosis is snowballing in countries that are already hard hit
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What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: may 26th-28th (photos)
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Veteran to donald trump: this is 'not the america i sacrificed for'
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He's no progressive, but robert mueller’s probe is key to exposing trump’s abuse of power
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Can't wait to start my new years resolution in 2018!
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Jesus didn't know how to close a door. he was born in a barn.
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What do you call a fashionable japanese warrior? glamurai
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My little brother dropped this on me; what do mexicans say when they're cold? brrrrrrrriba!
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Why does the farmer hate his job? because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
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Senate bill would dramatically alter u.s. addiction treatment
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Tsa agents find bottle in bag, miss antique knife at jfk airport
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Without wifi, life would end (aka teen internet addiction)
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Republicans are going to leave the country and set themselves on fire due to scotus
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Prince william attends winter whites gala as kate middleton recovers (photos)
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Why didn't the romans find algebra very challenging? because x was always 10
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How to clean a wooden cutting board with salt
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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? because the resemblance was uncanny.
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Holy crap....um guys?! - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon
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Here's how donald trump's travel ban affects you
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Possessio is nine tenths of the word. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej8ealf382c)
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What do you call a witch who drives really badly? a road hag.
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Naked passenger allegedly challenges captain to fight, gets shocked with stun gun instead (video)
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How do you make a hormone? you don't pay her
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So, it seems the shooting scare at jfk was just usain bolt fans going wild
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8 tiny homes with adorable tiny porches (photos)
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Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? neither did he.
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Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? too massagynistic
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Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
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The best things in life are free. jk, they're carbs.
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Lily-rose depp gets her first cover, appearing on love magazine
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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? radio waves !
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Hollywood hasn't remade spiderman in a couple weeks. i hope they're okay.
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Most americans think hillary clinton is as relatable as other 2016 contenders
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Teach your college student to use credit wisely
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We burried my grandmother last week... so she's probably dead by now.
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