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Coworker: are those chinos? me: no. these are my pants. coworker... me: who steals pants?
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Q. how can you tell if a man is happy? a. who cares?
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Tweed and herringbone aren't just for the equestrian set (photos)
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Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me.
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Pop star comes out, causes outrage by having sex with priest in nsfw video
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Colin kaepernick receives amnesty international's highest honor for activism
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9 tricked-out dog parks that will make your pup go wild
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What's the object of a jewish football game? to get the quarter back!
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What's an std's favorite kind of pizza? heperoni
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People aren't really appreciating just how bad trump's campaign has been
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A ranking of 12 meryl streep award show reaction gifs
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Nearly a third of workers have less than $1,000 in savings
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'snl': 19th century critic jebidiah atkinson returns to take on christmas
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Trump appears to brag about using data mining firm roiled in scandal
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These two women just got the power to visit any #tbt in history
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What does a muslim magician say before his trick? araba-cadabra
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California moves to extend health insurance to undocumented immigrants
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More than 900 post-hurricane deaths in puerto rico won't be physically examined
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Jimmy fallon perfectly sums up the 'people you may know' facebook feature
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Wedding planning: 6 crucial questions to ask a wedding planner
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He's going to change just for you? wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid
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Ya know...if heat rises.. heaven just might be hotter than hell.
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Two cryptographers walk into a bar no one knows what they are talking about.
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I threw away my vacuumer today it was just collecting dust..
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Fun new prank: walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare pokemon.
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Dave rubin: coming out as gay was my 'defining moment'
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There are 10 types of people in the world those that can count and those that can't
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I got off at the wrong bus stop. she was so hot i didn't even see the policeman.
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11 million americans spend half their income on steam ... in june.
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What did the grape say when it got trodden on? nothing, it just let out a little whine.
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Fix your form: how to do the perfect seated fly
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Clothes that do double duty: 6 surprising style tips (photos)
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Pink floyd's david gilmour reprised 'wish you were here' live
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today... sounds fun. dozen tit?
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3 secrets for job search success in midlife
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Why don't mexicans play bridge? because they're afraid of the trump card.
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What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? i stuff the turkey before eating it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? a carniv-whore.
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Go sports! -how i cheer for all sports
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All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough
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Will you be a techno-parent or a banished sage?
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Secret service arrested latest white house fence jumper 3 times in a week
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How to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes
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Netflix just announced the premiere dates for all your faves
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What is the dirtiest day of the week? saturday
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Hospital launches 'aggressive' investigation after espn obtains jason pierre-paul’s medical files
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Kevin mccarthy does damage control on benghazi comments
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Kate hudson rocks cheeky pink fringe bikini for vegas girls trip
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Pope francis implores trump to respect 'status quo' on jerusalem
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6 things you can do to not bankrupt your wedding guests
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*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*
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Which travel credit cards have the best rewards?
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Ted cruz backers seek to control convention platform
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Russian 'gay propaganda' law investigation by olympic committee sought by activists
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Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... they were eating out of the palm of my hands.
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Lady gaga delivers tearful plea to lgbtq community at orlando vigil
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I suspect elmer fudd is an r/jokes mod, and i have evidence
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What would martin luther king -- a radical, not a saint -- be marching for today?
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A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. so lettuce...
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This robotic couch takes laziness to a whole new level
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Reading your dreams: brain wave activity reveals dream imagery
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Donald trump questions hillary clinton's 'mental and physical stamina'
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Mary had a little lamb.. and then she had a very large kebab.
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Cancer is now the number one killer in 22 states
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Asian-american, black activists rally together for immigrants in their communities
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Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
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3 days in nashville: how to eat, drink and dance through the heart of country music
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I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling.
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The rich who aren't quite rich enough for the 2016 campaigns
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From almond biscotti to crack nuts: 16 easy recipes for nut lovers
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Gay weddings: is it ok to have a 'traditional' wedding?
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If clouds became sentient... they would take over the world.
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Women collaborate to achieve success: an interview with jen mann
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Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you deserve.
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What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? christian
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The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, please help us.
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Stormy daniels and her lawyer have team trump right where they want them
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Tracy morgan tells david letterman he solved the fiscal cliff crisis (video)
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Harissa recipes for when you need a new kind of heat
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When i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy... my wife however called them wedding vows
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'daddy's little ghoul': new york daily news rips ivanka trump over embassy opening
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Here's a good one the 2016 political race.
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Did you hear about mike tyson's opinion on ears? he had some biting commentary on the matter.
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America is converting to metric units... inch by inch.
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Yikes: game-playing chimps have it all over humans
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No i don't hate my boss. it's just that i wish his toilet paper was sand paper.
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How many kids with a.d.d does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go ride bikes??
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Ferguson congressman has 'no confidence' in local cops
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If there's one thing i like better than paying bills, it's anything else.
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Here’s how a guy can stroll into a las vegas hotel with an arsenal
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Ex-offenders can be permanently stripped of their right to vote, iowa supreme court rules
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What do pink floyd fans and nascar driver kyle larson have in common? they both love the wall
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International effort underway to rescue 10 migrant boats
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I spend so much time alone i may as well just be ugly.
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Beyonce vogue cover coming in march 2013, rumor has it
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You prefer white wine over red? for god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y
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Yesterday i thought i was in the amazon river turns out i was in denial
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Federal judge temporarily blocks donald trump's travel ban
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Pope expected to champion cause of immigrants during u.s. visit
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Princess felipa, bavarian princess, weds christian dienst in germany (photos)
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