CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Home early. wife : why are u home so early? hubby : my boss said go to hell!	true
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? he woke up.	true
Philippine tourism chief wants drug war coverage toned down to make her job easier	false
If panic! at the disco were mexican... they would be called hispanics at the disco	true
Here's one reason to be optimistic about the field of cancer research	false
'invisible garden house' allows you to enjoy the outdoors no matter what the weather (photos)	false
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? he had no body to go with him! bad-dumb-tssssjoke	true
Joke it is so cold outside i saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.	true
My younger brother told me this. why don't crabs give to charity? because they are shellfish	true
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in.	true
In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing duke sweatshirts are actual dukes.	true
Anal piercings are just a pain in the ass i'm so sorry	true
She died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street	true
Dear neighbours, she's coming isn't a great warning to give when i walk by and you stop talking.	true
Hillary clinton wins endorsement from united food and commercial workers union	false
What bill o'reilly and ann coulter don't understand about christianity and rfra	false
Suspected isis suicide bomber hits police in turkey	false
Less than a third of the public supports the gop's new health care bill	false
You may be able to tune a piano, but you can't... tuna fish	true
This grade school teacher was fired days after marrying her wife	false
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? rabbit hood.	true
A math joke what do you call a bag that never approaches anything? an asymp-tote	true
Mamas, don't let your girls grow up to be princesses	false
Former foster kid helps students in similar situation move into college	false
Chairman of joint chiefs of staff says no changes yet to transgender policy	false
America needs to build a statue of the man who killed hitler	true
Trump booster david clarke threatens to make media 'taste their own blood'	false
If girls didn't exist... ... then life would be a real pain in the ass.	true
Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? sneakier click bait :-)	true
Being a gentleman never goes out of style.	true
What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? a cantelope.	true
Schrodinger's joke. it's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone.	true
A meditation on the unspoken causes of child migration	false
Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? they're making headlines!	true
Airplane passenger rich wisken's nsfw complaint letter to jetstar goes viral	false
Even more executives come forward to defend lgbt rights	false
I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight.	true
Beauty street style: erica cheung, huffpost style intern, masters makeup despite eczema	false
They say blondes have the most fun they also say ignorance is bliss.	true
Flounder recipes for a simple, healthy dinner (photos)	false
Here are all the u.s. presidents in one spectacular pencil drawing by a 7-year-old	false
Black friday subscription box deals that'll make gifting a cinch	false
What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? his ears	true
Where do twin lesbians meet up? a clone dyke bar.	true
Kangaroo dies after visitors at chinese zoo hurl rocks to force her to jump	false
Serena williams writes about the reality many black mothers face when giving birth	false
Ben bernanke: fed policies helping, not hurting, emerging economies	false
Pageant spotlights hernan cortes and an amazon queen in la paz, mexico	false
Who was bin laden's favorite rapper? twooo planes!!	true
Why did the chicken cross the road? (nsfw) to suck the cock	true
President who loves making false accusations suddenly pleads 'due process'	false
Here's what to do if you get a damn fruitcake this year	false
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends how hard i throw them.	true
Judith light reacts to 'who's the boss?' son danny pintauro's big news	false
Watching ice cream sandwiches get made is the most satisfying thing you'll ever see	false
You'd think the chances of putting in a usb drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10.	true
Sandestin golf and beach resort in florida delights	false
When it comes to custody, it's a woman's world	false
What's the difference between futurama and one direction? there's only one bender in futurama	true
Scotland tour: highland games in the village of kenmore	false
I feel like trump is like hitler terribly misunderstood.	true
What did the bird say to the other bird bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?	true
Helicopter attacks boat carrying somali refugees off the coast of yemen, dozens killed	false
Missouri governor accuses ferguson police of attacking michael brown's character	false
The proven perils of rolling the dice on trump	false
Why are they called the fine bros? because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.	true
We have here the results of your fraternity test. (opens envelope) kyle... you are not the bro!	true
Knock knock who's there ! belle ! belle who ? belle-t up and open this door !	true
Kirit kothari, new jersey man, forced to pay $10,457 water bill	false
May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration.	true
'snl' mocks mitt romney with bain capital attack ad (video)	false
Nrcc ad trashing donald trump hurts paul ryan, conservatives say	false
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 the headphone jack	true
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? no one likes to eat parsely.	true
Prosciutto recipes: many ways with the italian ham	false
What do you call a fake noodle? an im-pasta	true
A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class.	true
A satanist asked why i would 420 blaze it, when i could 180 and praise it.	true
Rapper schoolboy q dons pink 'girl power' hoodie at grammys	false
What does pizza and vagina have in common? they both good hot or cold	true
9 women explain why they like donald trump	false
Kate middleton depicted as gold digger in chinese tourism video	false
Dramatic videos show hurricane winds and water pummeling florida	false
Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. they went through 88 stories in 7 seconds	true
Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body	true
Kesha explains why the holidays are so draining for people with mental illness	false
Dhs secretary says she doesn’t remember trump saying that curse word	false
What do nature and dogs have in common? they both abhor a vacuum.	true
'stranger things' kids flip jimmy fallon dance battle upside down	false
Obama gay marriage position: 11 things you don't know about same-sex weddings	false
Judge agrees to consider releasing eric garner grand jury records	false
Sofia coppola's first marni for h&m ads, and other film director-fashion collabs	false
First person sentenced in robert mueller's russia investigation	false
Condom q. what did the penis say to the condom? a. cover me. i'm going in.	true
It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail.	true
It’s a fact: supreme court errors aren’t hard to find	false
Chris christie is so fat, he plans on walking for president.	true
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? you get buttered up.	true
Senate gop could consider obama's supreme court nominee in lame-duck period	false
The one place this google executive won't take her phone	false

Home early. wife : why are u home so early? hubby : my boss said go to hell!

true

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? he woke up.

true

Philippine tourism chief wants drug war coverage toned down to make her job easier

false

If panic! at the disco were mexican... they would be called hispanics at the disco

true

Here's one reason to be optimistic about the field of cancer research

false

'invisible garden house' allows you to enjoy the outdoors no matter what the weather (photos)

false

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? he had no body to go with him! bad-dumb-tssssjoke

true

Joke it is so cold outside i saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

true

My younger brother told me this. why don't crabs give to charity? because they are shellfish

true

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in.

true

In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing duke sweatshirts are actual dukes.

true

Anal piercings are just a pain in the ass i'm so sorry

true

She died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street

true

Dear neighbours, she's coming isn't a great warning to give when i walk by and you stop talking.

true

Hillary clinton wins endorsement from united food and commercial workers union

false

What bill o'reilly and ann coulter don't understand about christianity and rfra

false

Suspected isis suicide bomber hits police in turkey

false

Less than a third of the public supports the gop's new health care bill

false

You may be able to tune a piano, but you can't... tuna fish

true

This grade school teacher was fired days after marrying her wife

false

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? rabbit hood.

true

A math joke what do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*

true

Mamas, don't let your girls grow up to be princesses

false

Former foster kid helps students in similar situation move into college

false

Chairman of joint chiefs of staff says no changes yet to transgender policy

false

America needs to build a statue of the man who killed hitler

true

Trump booster david clarke threatens to make media 'taste their own blood'

false

If girls didn't exist... ... then life would be a real pain in the ass.

true

Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? sneakier click bait :-)

true

Being a gentleman never goes out of style.

true

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? a cantelope.

true

Schrodinger's joke. it's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone.

true

A meditation on the unspoken causes of child migration

false

Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? they're making headlines!

true

Airplane passenger rich wisken's nsfw complaint letter to jetstar goes viral

false

Even more executives come forward to defend lgbt rights

false

I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight.

true

Beauty street style: erica cheung, huffpost style intern, masters makeup despite eczema

false

They say blondes have the most fun they also say ignorance is bliss.

true

Flounder recipes for a simple, healthy dinner (photos)

false

Here are all the u.s. presidents in one spectacular pencil drawing by a 7-year-old

false

Black friday subscription box deals that'll make gifting a cinch

false

What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? his ears

true

Where do twin lesbians meet up? a clone dyke bar.

true

Kangaroo dies after visitors at chinese zoo hurl rocks to force her to jump

false

Serena williams writes about the reality many black mothers face when giving birth

false

Ben bernanke: fed policies helping, not hurting, emerging economies

false

Pageant spotlights hernan cortes and an amazon queen in la paz, mexico

false

Who was bin laden's favorite rapper? twooo planes!!

true

Why did the chicken cross the road? (nsfw) to suck the cock

true

President who loves making false accusations suddenly pleads 'due process'

false

Here's what to do if you get a damn fruitcake this year

false

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends how hard i throw them.

true

Judith light reacts to 'who's the boss?' son danny pintauro's big news

false

Watching ice cream sandwiches get made is the most satisfying thing you'll ever see

false

You'd think the chances of putting in a usb drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10.

true

Sandestin golf and beach resort in florida delights

false

When it comes to custody, it's a woman's world

false

What's the difference between futurama and one direction? there's only one bender in futurama

true

Scotland tour: highland games in the village of kenmore

false

I feel like trump is like hitler terribly misunderstood.

true

What did the bird say to the other bird bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?

true

Helicopter attacks boat carrying somali refugees off the coast of yemen, dozens killed

false

Missouri governor accuses ferguson police of attacking michael brown's character

false

The proven perils of rolling the dice on trump

false

Why are they called the fine bros? because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

true

We have here the results of your fraternity test. (*opens envelope*) kyle... you are not the bro!

true

Knock knock who's there ! belle ! belle who ? belle-t up and open this door !

true

Kirit kothari, new jersey man, forced to pay $10,457 water bill

false

May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration.

true

'snl' mocks mitt romney with bain capital attack ad (video)

false

Nrcc ad trashing donald trump hurts paul ryan, conservatives say

false

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 the headphone jack

true

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? no one likes to eat parsely.

true

Prosciutto recipes: many ways with the italian ham

false

What do you call a fake noodle? an im-pasta

true

A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class.

true

A satanist asked why i would 420 blaze it, when i could 180 and praise it.

true

Rapper schoolboy q dons pink 'girl power' hoodie at grammys

false

What does pizza and vagina have in common? they both good hot or cold

true

9 women explain why they like donald trump

false

Kate middleton depicted as gold digger in chinese tourism video

false

Dramatic videos show hurricane winds and water pummeling florida

false

Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. they went through 88 stories in 7 seconds

true

Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body

true

Kesha explains why the holidays are so draining for people with mental illness

false

Dhs secretary says she doesn’t remember trump saying that curse word

false

What do nature and dogs have in common? they both abhor a vacuum.

true

'stranger things' kids flip jimmy fallon dance battle upside down

false

Obama gay marriage position: 11 things you don't know about same-sex weddings

false

Judge agrees to consider releasing eric garner grand jury records

false

Sofia coppola's first marni for h&m ads, and other film director-fashion collabs

false

First person sentenced in robert mueller's russia investigation

false

Condom q. what did the penis say to the condom? a. cover me. i'm going in.

true

It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail.

true

It’s a fact: supreme court errors aren’t hard to find

false

Chris christie is so fat, he plans on walking for president.

true

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? you get buttered up.

true

Senate gop could consider obama's supreme court nominee in lame-duck period

false

The one place this google executive won't take her phone

false