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Honeymoon on a budget: 5 incredible getaways that will save you money
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Why don't jewish mothers drink? alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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A white lie: no dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans.
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Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? it got pissed off. . (i'll get my coat...)
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Americans expect donald trump's policies to favor the rich
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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? dam!
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Germany women's soccer beats sweden for historic rio gold
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On 'snl,' alec baldwin’s donald trump can't stay on message either
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The 10 most important water stories in 2014
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Terminator doesn't google himself he uses altavista baby.
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Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving
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The best recipes to make with a can of white beans
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Doj is monitoring investigation into fatal police shooting of philando castile
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You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
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Use these special pope emojis and be #blessed
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Time to widen view of u.s. wine scene
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This union is spending big with hopes of improving the plight of low-wage workers
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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? i don't know, that's a good question.
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The truth came to a good marine, and died in his arms
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I'm going bananas... that's what i tell the bananas when i'm leaving.
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Netanyahu's allies blame white house criticism on misunderstanding
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So apparently, we've been eating apples all wrong
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Gamer beats 'fallout 3' in under 15 minutes
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Finding my community at stupid cancer's omg summit for young adults
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The minimum wage isn't just a wage: it's a standard
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Refugees in greece brace for a cold winter ahead
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? jockey and jill!
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Here's what's at stake for women if trump repeals obamacare
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These 7 women prove tackle football isn't just for men
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Qantas airlines book series, 'stories for every journey' last the duration of your flight
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Huffpollster: donald trump could lose the next gop primary
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Fusion staff is on the brink of unionizing
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Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third.
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My girlfriend dumped me for making too much game of thrones references. what a shame *ding-a-ling*
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An astronaut's suggestion on how to fix politics would be expensive but probably pretty effective
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Since the tragedy, america has failed the pulse shooting victims
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Veteran suffers gunshot wound protecting baby sea turtles
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What do you do to a scientist after he dies? you barium.
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What a nut job i exclaimed, on my first day as president of almonds
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Mitt romney sees only one possible explanation for why trump won't release his tax returns
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Construction workers' sweet note to sick tot is the strongest support beam
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Eggs and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says, we don't serve breakfast here.
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Why did the lizard use viagra? he had a reptile dysfunction! credit goes to gilbert gottfried
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7 under-the-radar u.s. spots to turn your hobby into a vacation
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Alan grayson wants 'none of the above' on the presidential ballot
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Family gunned down by stranded driver they were trying to help
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House advances chemical safety reform bill, teeing up senate vote
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Congress leaves town with no zika resolution, lengthy negotiations ahead
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Why does everyone hate peppers? they always get jalapeno business!
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Missouri governor defends curfew despite violent clashes in ferguson
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How do you find will smith in the snow? look for fresh prince!
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Netanyahu seeks to rally israelis around him in anti-obama assault
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I only believe 12.5% of what the bible says. which makes me an eighth theist.
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Just got a $14 haircut at great clips because i'm worth it goddamnit.
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What is it called when you pay a hooker? an entrance fee.
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Pete rose to enter cincinnati reds’ hall of fame
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How to make perfect choices -- every time
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5 signs that your daughter is a mean girl
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Where do eggs keep their holidays pictures? in a photo albumen...
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Alaska travel: chasing the aurora borealis with kids
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Politicians react to paul ryan's election as speaker of the house
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What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? there's twenty of them.
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Can anyone please post some good accountant jokes? meeting with one tomorrow. thanks
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I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever. a cardboard tube.
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Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call.
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Have you ever smelled moth balls? how did you get his tiny little legs open?
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I spent the night with linda evangelista...sort of (photos)
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World basketball’s governing body to reconsider whether players can wear hijabs
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Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now i'm stuck in my restroom forever.
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This grocery store is playing freebird which i interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey.
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Another noose found near d.c. museums, police say
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Bill maher lets 'impish brit' milo yiannopoulos off easy
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What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? gender
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Paul ryan pushes mental health reform instead of gun laws after colorado shooting
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Why peyton manning badly needs to win super bowl 50
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New york city considers divesting from walmart over gun sales
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5 days ago i was bit by a spider, and still, no super-powers. comics lie.
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Zendaya declares her love for beyoncé on our cheap celeb finds list
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Oil prices have hit an 11-year low, and that's exactly what saudi arabia wants
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8 hot drinks to make in your slow cooker for the holidays
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Anybody home? yes, i am alone come in (house wife) husband: wtf! (who came early from the office)
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Just had to gently break it to all these girls in starbucks that they are not zooey deschanel.
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Hilary duff critiques her 'horrific' outfits from the early 2000s
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What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. i cum from the hood
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I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first until he finally went o
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I like my women like i like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol
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'american idol' performer is so good, katy perry drops her chair
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There was once a roman who ate his girlfriend. he was gladiator.
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Sweden's turn left could deal a blow to european austerity
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Business idea souvernir shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed
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Michelin, triangle shirtwaist, and brian williams. name a tire, a fire, and a liar.
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What's blue and smells like red painting? blue painting
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Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus
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I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching genders.
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Two men walk into a bar.... ...the third one sees this and ducks.
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Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised.
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I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker.
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Trump launches the 'war on christmas' in july
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*checks out grocery item* grocery item: i have a boyfriend.
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Why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong socks today.
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