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'zombie cat' should not go back to owner who buried him alive: humane society
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Hmm this is unpleasant. i better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore
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Eating my way through vegas: how a non-gambler learned to love sin city
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I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. maybe i should slow down and use a lubricant.
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What do i and y2k have in common? neither of us can get a date right ;_;
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What's black and religous? the jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?
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What fetish does winners hate the most? the feet
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What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? you do you!
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Steven hawking walks into a bar... just kidding.
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Why the notion of a 'ferguson effect' on policing is so problematic
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What's better than going to westford academy? going to westford high
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Proves a point bruce jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver.
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James franco finds his next role with 'the fixer'
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Hey all hot girls. i'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-
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What kind of donuts will bruce never eat again? krispy kreme.
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Why did frankenstein's monster give up boxing? because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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People need their medicine. we have to move the mail.
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The iphone 7 ad has a catchy song... hit the road jack
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How to snack to maximize your weekend workouts
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When is a one not one? when it's too
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Employee health insurance costs barely increased this year
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Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest
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Georgia bank robber writes 'merry christmas' on holdup note
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Which clown has killed the most people? ronald mcdonald
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What do you call a video game that gives cancer? tombr aider
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Just saw jennifer aniston on the cover of magazine cover magazine.
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This video will make you think twice before you judge a parent
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Breastfeeding in public: where do american moms really stand?
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Mars one candidates debate giving up everything to move to red planet (video)
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Pitbull's perfume reminds us what he actually looks like (photos)
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Woman drinks only soda for 16 years, suffers heart problems
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The difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception.
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A bloodbath has got to be the least effective type of bath
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U.s. warmth continues, but globally coolest land temperatures since 1994
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Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. who's there? not mommy. ever again.
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With online sales booming, states struggle to capture sales tax
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Did you see the broadway musical about the dictionary? it's a play on words.
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What was an elephant doing on the freeway? about 5 miles per hour.
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Pippa middleton slammed: karl lagerfeld reportedly doesn't 'like her face'
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I bought my girlfriend a new lotr themed sex toy... ... it's called dildo shaggins
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What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist fuck.
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Have we taken the common sense out of parenting?
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Why do frogs have webbed feet ? to stamp out forest fires !
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Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? because they're filled with iraqi semen
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Does this cancer make my butt look big?
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Glad i'm not spiderman cause i'd probably just make lots of web hammocks and take lots of naps.
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Back to school: 10 songs to kick off the new semester (listen)
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I illegally watched hang over part 3 online and i still feel like i got ripped off.
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8 great vegetarian ways to get more protein
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Why is the ocean blue? because all the fish in there goes bloo bloo bloo
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb to get to the other side
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Nina garcia will see new york fashion week through google glass (photo)
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99.9% of people are idiots. fortunately, i belong to the 1% of intelligent people
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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? tom cruise
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Why are politicians assholes so clean? because all their shit comes out of their mouth!
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Wow the service here is really good - snail after waiting 40 mins for a big mac
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You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***
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What makes you sweat during the summer? a sweater.
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Everything you should know about bereavement at christmas
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Asian penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts.
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Asexuals are increasingly becoming part of pride month
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Obama's not happy pat toomey is using him in his campaign ad
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A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks final words? the dictionary says zyzzyva.
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Bachelor and bachelorette parties: 6 popular destinations explored
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My brain: shit, play it cool. say something. me: what's for dinner tonight brain: what
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Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. damn wookieeleaks
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'the big sick' trailer makes a leading man out of kumail nanjiani
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Everyone is wondering if biden will jump into the 2016 race he's just biden his time.
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What do you call four drowning mexicans? cuatro cinco
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Galliano comeback? oscar de la renta welcomes the disgraced designer to his studio
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Citing court order, trump administration resumes accepting daca renewal applications
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4 words everyone around you is using incorrectly
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If i were russian i'd be vladimir poopin
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Lookups of 'complicit' surge after 'snl' sketch spoofs ivanka trump
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Trump reportedly tried to fire robert mueller in june
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6 family members dead in apparent domestic violence mass shooting
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An interview with obama's drug czar was mysteriously removed from the internet
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What's the best way to embarrass a psychic on their birthday? throw them a surprise party.
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What do you call a really fast seamstress? tailor swift
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Florida paper pushes for bike safety with aggressive reporting
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New innovation in the aya cancer movement: the future is here
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Why don't blind people go skydiving... it scares the hell out of their dogs.
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Is the tsa its own worst enemy? (video)
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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer? ben carsonogen
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What language do bugs in the middle east speak? scarabic
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Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.
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Cute kid note of the day: 'dear santa'
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What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? seeing your mum's.
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Jamie lee curtis is the cat's meow in her '90s halloween costume (photo)
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Why did the shark cross the ocean? to get to the other tide!
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How the british media helps radicalize people against islam
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What do you call a jewish vagina? the labia menorah.
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Empire state building shines in celebration of ramadan's end
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These photos show how the world might look to a person with autism
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16 tweets that capture why some christians feel betrayed after the election
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Hey liam neeson is your particular set of skills gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
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Photographer creates awesomely surreal pics of his son
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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? who knows - maybe they're picklish!
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Yo mommas so fat you can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane.
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Have you seen stevie wonders new house? he hasn't either
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