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Why couldn't the radish finish the race? he was just a little beet.
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Did you see that crazy news story on the internet? of course. you reddit
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What's worse than a dead lawyer? a living one.
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I only speak spanish when bill collectors call
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I can't believe i used to talk to people.
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Trevor noah: '2016 started with zika and then went bad'
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So i tried coprophilia for the first time today. it's fucking shit.
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How can a room full of couples be empty? there wasn't a single person in there.
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Wristlets won't make you sweat: 9 of summer's lightest bags for under $100 (photos)
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Understanding women is like... smelling the color 3.
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What does the highest paid wnba player make? sandwiches.
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Iris schieferstein's hoof shoes bring fashion taxidermy to life (photos, poll)
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I was sitting there... a lady walked into the bar i asked her did it hurt?
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What's the difference between michael phelps and hitler? michael phelps could finish a race
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No time to clear out your home? try this!
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Twitter erupts at rick santorum for telling dreamer to leave the u.s.
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For sale: one parachute used once, never opened.
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‘snl’ version of angela merkel is not happy donald trump is time’s ‘person of the year’
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Wheelchair wisdom: you open the door through gratitude
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Poor nutrition kills more kids than aids, malaria and tb combined: un
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I got arrested for plugging my phone into my portable power pack i'm being charged with battery
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If israel gets wiped off the map... then we'll have to start calling it wasrael
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It's going to be a busy couple of months for caitlyn jenner mothers' day and then fathers' day
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You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking
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Lurch, mr. belvedere, rosario and more tv housekeepers that ran the show (gifs)
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Someone just suggested that i use mapquest. i suggested that he use a rotary phone.
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My welcome mat says, oh shit! not you again!
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I heard the best joke the other day! it was about anti-climaxes.
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Doctor i get heartburn every time i eat birthday cake. next time take off the candles.
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Mtv banning a video is kind of like a record store banning a book.
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Met gala dresses: the best & the worst in history! (photos)
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I've been working on my best ice cream creation ever but it got infected. it's my magnum o'pus.
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Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* i'm not sure yet
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Mike pence, tim kaine attempt to prove they exist
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Jennifer lopez movie: singer/actress dishes on role in 'parker, talks split
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Man's appearance is not the most important thing. there are worse flows.
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Single parents share the best things about parenting solo
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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog? i have no idea...
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Tca awards honors 'true detective' says a final goodbye to 'breaking bad'
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Jackie robinson day is april 15 -- here's a story about robinson you may not know
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What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? there's 20 of them!
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Iran tests first missile capable of hitting israel, defense minister says
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We found love in a swollen face chris brown ft. rihanna
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Keen to project a progressive image, the uae picks its battles
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If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell.
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Just dropped my iphone in the bath tub. i think it's syncing.
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Cashier: did you find everything you were looking for? me: oh, yes...
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Ireland's olympic rowers return with another hilarious tv interview
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Hillary clinton accuses jerry falwell jr. of aiding isis
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How much did the pirate charge for corn? he sold them for a buccaneer.
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Whoa! the guy from 'ballers' is denzel washington's son!
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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? he lost his porpoise in life.
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Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them.
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Democrat says claim that toddlers can learn immigration law is 'stupid'
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I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. it was a shock to the cistern.
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Wow, where did you learn to be so good at sex?! i was home schooled
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I received a document about the rom in my computer science class it was read only.
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Family drives us all crazy during the holidays, but here's why i never let my daughter know it
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Few americans regret their vote -- or their decision to stay home on election day
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'black-ish' actress marsai martin to star in new civil rights film
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Grammy nominees list 2014: jay z, kendrick lamar, justin timberlake among honored artists
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Left with no choice: egypt allows fans to attend international soccer matches
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I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... i'm not really a mourning person.
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'happy endings' cast and showrunners would consider a new beginning
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If i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs
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Who is really at risk for insomnia? (infographic)
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What kind of sex does a priest have? nun.
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How many romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? v.
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Officer comforts 93-year-old theft victim in heartwarming, musical way
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If you never say fuck it before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this...
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Did you hear about russia's preservation new project? the crimea river
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My letter to santa: are we breaking up or making up?
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Teaching character versus life skills in schools: what's the best approach?
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Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? yup, they all have periods!
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East aleppo residents are days away from starvation, white helmets say
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What happens when hillary throws relevant questions? donald ducks i'll show myself out
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I once met a girl with twelve boobs. sounds fake, dozen tit?
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Jonathan allen talks lgbt issues and life after america's got talent (audio)
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What has two legs and bleeds profusely? half a cat.
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Celine dion returns to the vegas stage after husband's death
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Kaiser permanente is retaliating against mental health whistleblowers
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How do you recycle a condom turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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I'm here for whatever you need me to do from the couch.
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Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? because they can't even
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Justin bieber is not retiring, just trying to shift the media's focus
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Why wouldn't peace advocates compete in republican congressional primaries?
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If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me
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'anne of green gables' star jonathan crombie dead at 48
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What do you call the removal of a fence? defence
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Why don't cows hang out with camels? they're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
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What kind of wig can hear ? an earwig !
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Robyn & snoop dogg's 'u should know better' video: young doppelgangers horse around in new clip
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In the philosophers prison... i shank, therefore you are not
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How many jews could get in to the cab? it depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry
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The new tattoo parlor across the street is free if you show boobs... ...tit for tat.
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Why did the elf have to play with mega bloks? because he was legoless
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Friday nights are for catching up on sleep, survey shows
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Butterfinger peanut butter cup to debut in 2014
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I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs.
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Honey, i slept with a stranger tonight. april fools'. it was your sister.
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