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Protesters demand justice for saheed vassell, unarmed black man shot by cops in nyc
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Why are fruit fetishists never alone? because they cum in pears.
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Which element is unsure of it's gender? sili-kin
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About 50% of the time good luck means fuck you.
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Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? he's weeping the nation.
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The greatest homemade doughnut recipes you'll ever find
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Ramadan reflection day #6: bringing life back into our work/life balance
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What's funnier then an obama joke? dez nutz!!!
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Bethany hamilton's son is already an adorable surfer baby
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I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. place your bets now.
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How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? votes don't change shit.
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On a scale between 1 to 10... how likely is it that this question is in binary?
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Teacher: why do you want to work in a bank alan? fred: 'cuz there's money in it sir.
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What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? militia etheridge
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Tension builds between 2016 gop rivals rubio and bush
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I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. but it's hard...really hard.
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Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? so the gerbils can find their way out.
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Celebrity sex tapes: 5 stars whose racy videos leaked post-split
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Clinton and rubio visit puerto rico, lock horns over financial crisis
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I guess they are calling one direction 1d because thats all they've got between all of them.
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Police summoned after reporter crashes scott brown campaign event
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I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger .
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How do you stop a polish battletank? shoot the guy pushing it.
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What's similar between gump and trump? they are both mentally challenged and just felt like runnin'
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Mariah carey pays touching tribute to whitney houston with throwback
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How organizing expert beth zeigler takes the stress out of decluttering
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I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people.
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How did hellen keller's parents punish her? by rearranging the furniture.
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The big game snacks: stephen colbert said don't call them super bowl sunday snacks
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Watch a video of today's spacex falcon 9 rocket explosion
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Twitter imagines how the trump white house will celebrate black history month
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How democrats can emerge from the valley of humiliation
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Sony's michael jackson deal to be decided by aug. 1
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Two more lawsuits seek to stamp out legal marijuana in colorado
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How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? put it bluntly.
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David bizer's waveform necklaces using audio samples (photos)
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Trump effort to pin botched yemen raid on barack obama falters
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How to stay safe abroad in uncertain times
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Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
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Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? he rarely kneeded the dough.
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16 things i learned about ringo starr from stephen roderick's recent rolling stone profile
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I just named my whiskey titanic because it goes down better with ice.
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What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? he ejaculated from the cockpit.
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A pretty paper pumpkin craft, for those who never want to deal with rotting jack o'lanterns
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North korea fires missile from submarine but test fails: south korea
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How do filipinos count money? one-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...
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Snoop dogg's got a taste for brazil this new years
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Herbal doctors, someone should tell them thyme doesn't heal all wounds.
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Can the troubled cleveland police handle a volatile republican convention?
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How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Charter bus carrying college students overturns, injuring dozens
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5 family movies still worth streaming on netflix this holiday
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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? that was a cloche call!
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Why you should think twice before using the word 'bully'
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What does gucci say when it's cold outside? it's fucking cold
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How does a baby ghost cry? boo-hoo! boo-hoo!
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Tim burton's 'dark shadows', 'the dictator', 'common law' and more: the week in ouch
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Why men are moodier than women -- especially as they age
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These sea lions are not fans of wacky waving air dancers
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Without fear, without hatred: five years after oak creek
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Divorce capital: london cements status as divorce capital of the world
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Advice for kate and will: parents on twitter offer tips for new parents
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A mother and son whose heroin addiction bonds them
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What did they call the mexican after losing a finger minus juan
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Fuck girls. i just wanna get laid... is redundant
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Scientists caution harmful chemicals are seeping into our food
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Women lead charge as dozens of senate democrats call for franken to resign
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Did they play tennis in ancient egypt? yes the bible tells how joseph served in pharoah's court!
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No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see.
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The similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone
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Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. go back to the future, dipping dots
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Baywatch q: what do you call the space between pamela anderson's breasts? a: silicon valley.
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100 house democrats urge full congressional briefing on muslim ban by friday
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Why did the phone get away with its crime? because it had good connections!
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What's a word that starts with u and ends with w? cloning.
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There are 10 types of people in the world those who know binary and those who don't
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Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission.
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The best meme of the winter olympics belongs to scott moir
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My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. i told him he's probably quite unliterate.
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Nonprofit started by virginia tech families declines to support safe campus act
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Top 10 highlights of 2013 in ending homelessness in los angeles
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Howard solomon, artist, built a castle in florida complete with a moat and dungeon (video)
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Signing up to face my fear: seven days of silence
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Msnbc host skewers claims clinton helped sell uranium to russians
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A limbo champion walks into a bar. he loses his title.
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Why are blind people bad at math? because they lack da-vision.
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Give thanks for your eyes: 7 amazing facts
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Lawsuit filed after white schoolboys allegedly drag black classmate with a rope
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Prevention in the shadows: america's quick fix culture
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Lion king joke q: why is simba an orphan? a: because his dad couldn't mufasa 'nuff
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Mom, dad... i'm gay. i didn't know either, someone on the internet told me
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New york to raise minimum wage towards $15 an hour
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Some democrats worry a vicious fight over supreme court seat could further damage the senate
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How do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss
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Why did i go to the dentist at an indian reservation? to get some sioux veneers
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Woman changed homeless man's life by simply creating a facebook page
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Millions of abandoned u.s. oil wells still spewing methane
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Stevie wonder is the worst father hasnt seen his kids in years
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Gregg allman denies rumors he's in hospice care
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I invited an architect to my party last night he made the best entrance i've ever seen.
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