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Game on! what to wear for the big game | false |
Marlon james becomes first jamaican winner of booker prize | false |
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? reptiles ! | true |
What do you call a masturbating bull? beef strokinoff! | true |
How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? call and let her know. | true |
If we help kurdistan attack isis... they could become waswas | true |
I wonder if southern belles say i do declare a lot when they're doing their taxes. | true |
Paddle perfect with romantic hikes: the calanques of provence | false |
Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? only two more sleeps until christmas. | true |
Don't miss the poetry out loud finals this week | false |
Home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby | true |
Meek mill says drake doesn't 'write his own raps' on twitter | false |
What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? extroversion | true |
Nsfw what is the noisiest thing in the world? two skeletons fucking on a tin roof. | true |
Low salaries keep many teachers out of the middle class, report says | false |
The manager you asked to speak to doesn't give a fuck either. | true |
I've had my phone battery die at a family function. nothing scares me now. | true |
I'm thinking about writing a book. it's a novel idea. | true |
A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors. | true |
I think gambling hotlines would be more effective if every fifth caller won a prize. | true |
Elizabeth warren weighs being hillary clinton's vice president | false |
Are you a psychic porn star? because you're blowing my mind | true |
Mother jailed over microwave oven death of 1-month-old daughter | false |
Why didn't sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? because it was plan b. | true |
All this goat wants in life is a cup of coffee at starbucks | false |
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...i told him to lighten up. | true |
Gyumri capitalizes on its humor industry and stands resolute | false |
Amy poehler's golden globes dress 2014 blows everyone else's out of the water (photos) | false |
This maryland goat farmer hasn’t forgotten where he came from | false |
How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? they're both fucking close to water. | true |
The perfect summer clutch: from the stylelist network | false |
How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur? don't worry, they'll tell you | true |
What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos. | true |
Inslee orders special session, vetoes 27 bills to spur action | false |
If you don't like the fire....don't tickle the dragon. | true |
What fruit worries teenagers the most? a promegranate. | true |
Happiness increases from giving when there's a social connection, study shows | false |
Hillary clinton proposes doubling tax break for families with kids | false |
Inside ted cruz’s novel strategy for winning from behind | false |
Anti-lgbtq group spokesperson pulls the 'fake news' card | false |
What is the difference between emo teenagers and your lawn? your lawn won't cut itself. | true |
True strikes in america come at a tremendous cost | false |
Vintage afghanistan photos show life and travel in the 1960s | false |
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? a faint bernard! | true |
Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5k run/walk? | true |
How i pissed off my girlfriend during sex. i pissed on her. | true |
What do you call a cross between communism and theocracy? communionism | true |
How are cats like empty wine bottles? i'm probably gonna die surrounded by both. | true |
It's ok to ignore your children and read this | false |
My therapist told me i should start making my own decisions. so i stopped seeing him. | true |
Reporter: sir, how do view lesbian relationships.?.. me: full hd. | true |
What is a baby's dream job? working at a winery. | true |
It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? a banananananana banananananana! | true |
Divorce settlements: these celebs didn't want their exes' money | false |
I really want to kill my roommate but i just dont know if i could live with myself. | true |
I'm in so much debt... i could start a government. | true |
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? slow down | true |
Pro tip: if you see a girl shake the gas nozzle after filling up, she's got a wiener. | true |
The iphone se just came out finally a phone that donald trump can use. | true |
There are three kinds of people the ones that can count, and the ones that can't. | true |
'the league' star steve rannazzisi lied about 9/11 escape story | false |
10 incredible playgrounds we wish we had growing up (photos) | false |
'rowdy' ronda came to my town to give a speech. it was rousing. | true |
The blue lagoon in iceland is a toasty travel tuesday | false |
What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? they both ask for change and never get any. | true |
Yes, there is a smart way to break up a dog fight | false |
What getting a job feels like once you're a mother | false |
What should you do when a bull charges you? pay him | true |
Applying brainpower to address the global sustainability crisis | false |
Did you hear about the mexican train killer? he had loco motives. | true |
Clinton reacts to muslim vet's fears by shutting down gop 2016ers | false |
What do you call an irish basketball player with a sore back? hunch-black of notre dame | true |
Ever heard of the blind hooker? you really gotta hand it to 'er. | true |
Virgin atlantic's new uniforms designed by vivienne westwood (photos) | false |
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? for hare care. | true |
Want to hear a good boxing joke? fuck you. | true |
The total solar eclipse is finally here and the photos don't disappoint | false |
Westboro baptist church founder fred phelps dies at 84.who wants to protest a funeral? | true |
Manhunt underway for brothers after couple's suspected murder | false |
Remember when.. remember when netflix and chill used to mean... watching netflix and chillin'? | true |
Ed sheeran's cheeky bid for new zealand citizenship gets surprising response | false |
Healthy living comics: how strung out are you? it's time to tune in | false |
First caribou: which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? second caribou: evel boll weevil. | true |
To the lady who keeps banging on my door at night.. i'm not letting you out. | true |
Republicans repeat a shockingly dishonest argument to sell their health care plan | false |
I asked my friend from north korea how it was to live there. he said he couldn't complain. | true |
You should be proud of who you are! unless you're a straight white male. | true |
God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells mrs god. | true |
Cancer survivor confronts tom price on medicaid cuts | false |
Cuban and american musicians team up to recreate incredible moment in music history | false |
A weekend at the biggest lesbian party in the world | false |
Whats a cannibals favorite game? swallow the leader. | true |
Why george michael's music will always make us feel like teenagers | false |
Hannibal buress arrested for disorderly intoxication in miami | false |
These volunteer toad crossing guards have the best roles ever | false |
I was offered a part in a silent film. i'm speechless. | true |
An open letter to artists, present and future | false |
These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire. | true |
Here's a great way to talk to kids about body positivity | false |
How do jewish turtles greet each other? shellom. | true |
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