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Berlin wall: haunting photos from the birth of a brutal divide | false |
Amd hardware aren't for weaklings only for people who can handle the heat! | true |
Quaker recalls granola bars in the face of listeria worries | false |
Media companies seek access to bridge lane closure case list | false |
What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes | true |
Talib kweli: there's a bottom line when it comes to gun control | false |
Why do the scottish wear kilts? because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away. | true |
6 things your dreams can tell you about your health | false |
First and early oscars moments for stars are adorable, endearing (photos) | false |
-joe's coming over. joe from work or joe who thinks he's the norse god, thor? | true |
It's not you, it's me. and me. and me! and me. and me. - schizophrenic break up | true |
A midget walks into a bar... the bar was set too low. | true |
Why can't you fool an aborted baby because it wasn't born yesterday. | true |
Wife asked husband for fenty highlighter and got a pack of highlighters, hairbrush | false |
Jeb bush: people will 'feel betrayed' when trump can't keep promises | false |
So i broke up with the japanese girl i was dating i had to drop the bomb twice | true |
James cameron is bringing sarah connor back for new 'terminator' movie | false |
U.s. soccer tops antigua and barbuda, 3-1: clint dempsey, herculez gomez score goals | false |
Why the trans-pacific partnership is bad for workers, and for democracy | false |
How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? hold on, i'll ask | true |
French journalist forced to leave china after article on xinjiang | false |
What is the greek army's motto? never leave your buddy's behind. | true |
I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie | true |
So my friend asked if i wanted to hear a corny joke... so i said, i'm all ears! | true |
Are nasty comments like these keeping women out of science? | false |
What is jay-z's favorite type of seafood? that fish cray. | true |
What's that coffee drink with icecream? i used to know it, but... affogato. | true |
Caromont regional medical center ditches 'cheat death' slogan after complaints | false |
Fashion week streaker runs through lincoln center in the nude (photo) | false |
Honestly sometimes i still think about how dope it is that i don't have any homework. | true |
The startup's guide to stand out when pitching to investors | false |
I'm white, but not clap my hands above my head at a hip hop concert white. | true |
Have you heard the rumor about butter? nevermind... i wouldn't want to spread it | true |
Option b+: a critical tool toward creating an aids-free generation | false |
Call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty | true |
Procrastination is similar to masturbation the longer you wait the larger the load | true |
An army of data just joined the war on poverty | false |
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? a crying saucer. | true |
Donald trump surprised everyone in his iowa concession speech | false |
What do you call the child of two redheads? ginger bread | true |
Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line? | true |
How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? there are poodles everywhere! | true |
Diversity in the legal profession begins with law school | false |
Nicole kidman please name your next child teendude | true |
This crazy contraption makes beautiful music using marbles | false |
How do you get dick from richard? you ask nicely. | true |
What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around? the drummer | true |
What should you never give to a jewish person as a present? a dustpan. | true |
My new record in a 100 m sprint is 52 meters. | true |
Woman with leukemia finds dad through facebook, but she may get more than just a reunion | false |
How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it. | true |
Activists barnstorm red states to get medicaid expansion on the ballot | false |
Nerds vs. hipsters: reddit photo explains it all | false |
Why would you harm the dreamers after hurricane harvey? | false |
What did courtney love say before she shot kurt? hole is gonna be huge. | true |
Why does iron man have a vagina? because he's a fe male | true |
Apparently there was a new episode of biggest loser on tonight... indianapolis colts edition. | true |
Tina frost, las vegas shooting victim, wakes from coma | false |
Lgbtq youth in utah deserve a life of hope | false |
The first 'doctor strange' trailer is obviously magic | false |
If your laugh in real life sounds like bahahaha, guaranteed i won't be funny around you. | true |
Iron man is technically a female. i will downvote myself on the way out.... | true |
Q: why do bagpipers walk when they play? a: to get away from the noise. | true |
No one is sure what we're going to do when the robots come for our jobs | false |
I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me! | true |
Pregnant the best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry. | true |
Divorce advice: have you sent out your holiday cards yet? | false |
If you can't focus, blame this brain region | false |
Turkey shoot -- producing two new programs in anatolia | false |
Beach boys singer reveals how the band taught him gratitude in origin magazine | false |
Bernie sanders: it would be 'an outrage' if donald trump prosecuted hillary clinton | false |
Brace for haters because a 'ghostbusters' sequel is probably dead | false |
Baltimore cop charged after allegedly shooting unarmed man in groin | false |
What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? the lumberjack has a job. | true |
Tim kaine blasts donald trump's immigration policies as the 'actions of an idiot' | false |
It's 2015. how are we still having these conversations? | false |
I look at people sometimes and think..for real? that's the sperm that won? | true |
Senate passes zika bill that will go nowhere fast | false |
The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff. | true |
Leather armor is the best for sneaking... ...because it's made out of hide. | true |
Who's the biggest bitch in a whole wide world? ops mom | true |
Dating dilemma: when there's pressure to tie the knot | false |
Friday's morning email: charleston gunman planned attack for months | false |
Hurricane sandy wedding: shelby ebert and adam moser to tie the knot despite setbacks | false |
Math beer so i put my root beer in a square cup. now it's just beer. | true |
A guy with bdsm fetish plays cod whats his favorite mode? domination | true |
Halloween decorations that are hot on pinterest: a spooky eyeball wreath craft | false |
Why it might be too late to stop the trump train in south carolina | false |
6 insane realities of life as a professional hand model | false |
Scientists unearth fossils of rats the size of small dogs | false |
How to stop feeling bad about trump and his climate bullies | false |
Let's hear it for the lawyer who fought in court for merrick garland -- and lost | false |
How to enjoy your spring break with kids (hint: put your phone down) | false |
Did you hear that microsoft is giving away office to parents? word to your mother. | true |
Obamacare website problems are worse than many people realize | false |
Apparently reese witherspoon likes j.crew as much as we do | false |
I'm not single and i'm not committed... i'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves... | true |
Cholesteroly? rt @kfc_colonel how would you describe kfc gravy in one word? | true |
I'm no computer expert, but spreadsheets are really where i excel | true |
These modern recipes prove fruitcake doesn't have to be terrible | false |
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