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Lady gaga will sing the national anthem at the super bowl | false |
Fortune teller the short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large! | true |
Justin trudeau cautions political leaders on dealing with voter anger: 'fear is easy' | false |
Weekend box office: playing for keeps bombs as the moviegoing world awaits the christmas rush | false |
On thanksgiving, in soviet russia... turkey shoot you! | true |
What did the number 0 say to 8. nice belt. | true |
Who is never hungry at christmas? the turkey - he's always stuffed! | true |
That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you. | true |
Small space ideas: how i cope with living in 200 square feet | false |
Dunkin' donuts cookie dough and brownie batter donuts are actually really good | false |
7 light face moisturizers for a freakout-free summer | false |
Hand sanitizer: helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had | true |
But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos | true |
Female genital cutting in a medical environment: a dangerous trend | false |
This chrome extension sends 'the right' the trigger warnings they need | false |
I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean | true |
I'm having trouble finishing my joke about tree surgery! stick joke here! | true |
Is coffee bad or good for your health? two experts debate | false |
Bergdorf goodman's swanky black friday sale is nothing like the usual frenzy elsewhere | false |
If billy joel wrote we didn't start the fire today, it would be 2 hours. | true |
What do you call children born in whore houses? brothel sprouts... | true |
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? shine a flashlight in their ear. | true |
This sneaky wine purse is the answer to every wino's prayers | false |
James corden, rose byrne and seth rogen stop traffic with 'lion king' musical | false |
A toothless termite walks into a bar... he asked is the bar tender here? | true |
I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but na. | true |
Have you seen the new interview of john cena? yeah me neither.......... | true |
Cashier's sweet act moves mom whose toddler has down syndrome | false |
So i poured my root beer into a square glass... now i just have beer (http://i.imgur.com/fveqk.jpg) | true |
Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony? because they cantaloupe. | true |
My therapist says i have a preoccupation with vengeance. we'll see about that. | true |
I don't understand all the lady gaga hate... she seems like such a nice guy. | true |
The fierce little miss flint wants you to join the people's climate march | false |
11-year-old canadian girl says attacker cut her hijab with scissors | false |
Cute kid note of the day: 'chasing annie' | false |
Car: please say a command me: call tim car: calling sarah marcogliese | true |
Slipping into a food coma? blame your gut microbes | false |
A ham sandwich walks into a bar. the bartender says, sorry. we don't serve food. | true |
Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? no te rias. es seria! | true |
Who build king arthur's round table? sir cumference | true |
I'm pretty sure my kids got my good looks... my wife still has hers. | true |
Un warns of atrocities on 'an unimaginable scale' in iraq | false |
Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on tv? there was too much sax and violins. | true |
'casablanca' sequel? producer vying for follow-up to movie great | false |
What do you call a female police officer with short pubes? cuntstubble | true |
Here are some ways people disrespect the flag daily based on flag code | false |
This australian rugby star says he will vote against same-sex marriage | false |
Cambridge analytica whistleblower: 'absolutely' possible over 87 million facebook users impacted | false |
To all of the parents, on the days when autism wins | false |
People are comparing united airlines to 'fight club' on twitter | false |
How do you turn a cock into a clock? put two hands and a face on it. | true |
What do you call a duck that does drugs? a quack head! | true |
Knock knock who's there ! chair ! chair who? chair you go again asking more questions ! | true |
Why is jesus so rich? because jesus saves. | true |
10 dancing baby gifs: we dare you not to aww | false |
Did you hear what happened when oedipus got flu? he became one sick mother fucker. | true |
Hammer trick uses a bobby pin to help while holding a nail in place (photos) | false |
Looking forward to his next movie night at the mausoleum | true |
2 miami police officers shot in ambush-style attack | false |
Don't pet rabid dogs (and other smart travel advice) | false |
Please don't eat me! i have a wife and kids... ... ...eat them! | true |
Nigella lawson: no photoshop on my tummy for 'the taste' ads (photo) | false |
Kim kardashian and saint west pose using snapchat filters | false |
A new aumf: what is the obama administration afraid of? | false |
Cyclist suffers terrifying fall at the edge of a sheer cliff | false |
As a canadian i like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around... | true |
Arkansas refuses to list same-sex parents on birth certificates despite judge's ruling | false |
From the ugliest color to significant others: this week's curios | false |
Finally friday! felt like it took a week to get here!! | true |
*gives ex wife's next door neighbour a drum kit for christmas* | true |
If we take a shower together and sing... then we can do it while we duet | true |
A very very short joke bend over genie, a wish is a wish! | true |
The best health foods, ranked in (totally subjective) order | false |
Deadly diarrhea, pneumonia in kids targeted by unicef | false |
I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in-between. | true |
They dreamed of putting a woman in the white house. now they wait anxiously. | false |
How do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate its tit a lot! | true |
I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. i know my whites. | true |
Trump's tax accountant: 'i'm the one who did all the work' | false |
Can an openly gay man be elected senator in kim davis' backyard? | false |
We're telling kids to learn code. here's why we shouldn'tforget the humanities in the process. | false |
Kelly clarkson knows that motherhood struggles pair best with wine | false |
Confucius on baseball confucius say baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk | true |
Top counterintelligence agency on opm hack: not our problem | false |
Anyone want to hear my human centipede joke? nah, i won't tell you it. it sucks ass. | true |
Amazon completely deflects questions about woody allen allegations | false |
Batman threw two-face at my car, and now it has a harvey dent | true |
I feel bad every time i lie to waze and say i'm the passenger when i'm really driving. | true |
Creative entertaining: how to throw a burger bash | false |
How you can master social selling to get in front of any customer | false |
The cavaliers had a secret motivational tool. you can use it too. | false |
The all too secret path to a happier and more meaningful life | false |
Q: what do you call a dead magician's assistant? a: an abracadaver. | true |
I know i'm in trouble when the voice in my head starts using my middle name | true |
A new american strategy in the middle east | false |
Dry humping is not an acceptable substitute for a hug. | true |
Teens who skip breakfast may face metabolic syndrome risk in middle age | false |
I'm not into anything weird, but this vacuum at target looks like a total vilf. | true |
Pondering the deeper meanings of this holy season | false |
What happens when frogs park illegally? they get toad. | true |
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