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Table talk: teens using social media for good | false |
So i slept with your daughter last night. she has a tiny dick though. | true |
Why are the best bellydancers all arabs? because they can sheik it. | true |
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? none, change has to come from within! | true |
Guess who just got laid! not me. probably someone, but not me. | true |
What do you call a one legged rapper? a hip-hop artist | true |
Why do black men cry after sex? from the pepper spray. | true |
When i'm drinking don't worry about taking my car keys. just hide my phone. | true |
Jackie daniels, lesbian roller derby player, talks love, sports and family | false |
Thanks, but it's spelled sexiest, not sexist. stupid woman. | true |
Why do fat women always have a cat? in case they run out of food. | true |
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them... | true |
Trump and clinton look to extend leads as five more states vote | false |
Did you hear about that new movie about hitler? it's called 2fast2furherious. | true |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. then it hit me. | true |
Why did the pervert cross the road? he still had his dick in the chicken | true |
Jub jub the dog could be the most adorable, hilarious st. bernard on instagram (photos, video) | false |
Kim smith's 'jealous' video showcases aussie 'neo-weimar, cabaret-pop' star's talents | false |
We could be like romeo and juliet. you go die and i'll go to sleep. | true |
This holiday inn has their flag at half mast...i'm assuming one of their guests died overnight | true |
Alcohol is never the answer...... unless the question is, what is c2h5oh? | true |
If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first? | true |
Giving respect to those who were silenced -- and those who were not | false |
Why do nazis hate canadian summers? they're mostly julys. | true |
I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something i've just seen. | true |
Huggies partners with nicu nurses to create diapers for babies weighing less than 2 pounds | false |
4 things donald trump has in common with my 4-year-old son | false |
Backstreet boys release new song 'don't go breaking my heart' | false |
22 powerful posts from people of faith at the women's march | false |
Where do bees use the bathroom? at the bp station. (thanks grandma) | true |
Most americans think companies should do more to help working parents | false |
Why are boy scouts such great murderers? because they leave no trace. | true |
Shark kills teen surfing with family off western australia's coast | false |
My girlfriend accused me of cheating i told her she was starting to sound like my wife. | true |
Black leaders compare senate gop supreme court obstruction to donald trump's racism | false |
My wife said that our son feels neglected. i didn't even know we had a son. | true |
Ferguson on edge on first night with curfew | false |
I don't think i want to meet my 'match' | false |
How come barbie never got pregnant? because ken always came in another box. | true |
Warning: these 10 beliefs keep you stuck in life | false |
When it's worthwhile to pay extra airline fees | false |
L.a. dance crew brings hip-hop and smiles to kids in hospital | false |
I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*. | true |
Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? her knickers fitted her like a glove. | true |
2013 kids choice awards honor kristen stewart, one direction | false |
Dog found buried alive defies abuser by making full recovery | false |
My penis was in the guinness book of world records... ... until the librarian kicked me out. | true |
What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle? attire. | true |
Rainbows in her head: my daughter the self-dresser | false |
Did you hear about the snobby cow? she thought she was a cutlet above the rest! | true |
Donald trump's unrequited love affair with the huffington post | false |
12 things happy people do differently -- and why i started doing them | false |
What to do when your ex spoils your child | false |
Women in business q&a: heather gordon friedland, vp, local and seller experience, ebay | false |
Fallen arches: mcdonald's struggles to get back on top | false |
What it’s like to be queer and self-exiled from erdogan’s turkey | false |
A timely bunch of heroes: why our world cup men are so important right now | false |
If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice they're lying. | true |
Lessons from the second battle of tikrit: march 2-april 4 2015 | false |
What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? always tip your server. | true |
What did the fat guy give to the fat girl? just the tip... | true |
What do you call a fish in a hurry? salman rushdie. | true |
Easter ideas: 12 free printables that will make holiday decorating a snap (photos) | false |
Watch 70 deserving girls turn into prom queens | false |
Why i said yes to marriage again (& what i've learned since) | false |
Cho yoon-sun, former south korean culture minister, indicted on corruption charges | false |
After a nasty campaign, these rivals put aside politics for veterans day | false |
If i had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... i wouldn't be single anymore | true |
Did you suffer from theme park dementia this winter break? | false |
Cheryl osimo talks mbcc breast cancer prevention event and more (audio) | false |
How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5 | true |
If i were a cab driver, i'd scream road trip every time i got a passenger | true |
Couldn't get into the library the other day... ... it was fully booked. | true |
Hillary clinton tweets support for tamir rice's family | false |
7 things teachers should know about mommy homework | false |
Doctors speak out against the better care reconciliation act | false |
Donald trump thanks hillary clinton on his inauguration day | false |
Mcshakeup: chicken selects exiting; angus burgers could follow | false |
Progress on global poverty and disease at risk, gates says | false |
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? all of the fans left glutes ( ) | true |
The existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog | true |
The 9 best cities for street art spotting (photos) | false |
What's the real definition of trust? two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob. | true |
Q. what's the definition of a yankee? a. same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself. | true |
I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled dora the explorer | true |
What's the difference between gabe newell and a toddler? a toddler can count past two... | true |
Comey memoir claims trump was obsessed with disproving 'pee tape' allegation | false |
Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? pnc | true |
Why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today. | true |
This physician’s goofy dance moves are just what the doctor ordered | false |
Have you got the address of the butter website? yes but don't spread it around. | true |
Hey conservatives, what happened to 'respecting the military'? | false |
Joe biden finally has his own facebook page | false |
Why are people supporting donald trump? because he has what plants crave; electrolytes. | true |
Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. the fourth one will shock you! | true |
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? bison. | true |
Chemical foods and the science that will save us | false |
Icymi: scientology personality test and learning from failure | false |
We'll never fix global warming unless we do this | false |
The best paying jobs you can get with a high school degree | false |
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