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Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool. | true |
This gay couple's kiss cam smooch is giving us the warm and fuzzies | false |
You know what a freudian slip is? it's where you say one thing and fuck your mother. | true |
I wanted my native american girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations. | true |
Here's a joke about my senior year of college. i tried. | true |
Whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs. | true |
Climate-risk resilience must become new compass for g7 states' foreign policy | false |
Dramatic surveillance video shows kidnapped woman escape car trunk | false |
Theres no 'u' in family. look, what im trying to tell you is that youre adopted. | true |
I guess you could say mendeleev's birthday comes around periodically. | true |
The 10 words you won't say...on your deathbed | false |
How do you titillate an ocelot? oscillate its tit a lot. | true |
3 ways to great chicken stock - easy, lazy and fast | false |
Friends are like motorcycles... 'cause i wish i had a motorcycle | true |
So i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants... ...and i didn't find any. | true |
Clutches my newly bought loaf of bread nervously as i walk past the duck pond | true |
Knock knock. who's there? beats. beats who? beats me. | true |
An irishman walks out of a bar wait that was a priest.... | true |
Putin in havana, seeking an ally or a satellite? | false |
'the blind side' home can be all yours for a cool $3.9 million (photos) | false |
As the force awakens, so does john boyega's fame | false |
My face is so oily the us wants to invade it. | true |
'love drug' oxytocin could be used to improve marriage, researchers argue | false |
Boy's pirate flag banned by english district council | false |
I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what i really look like. | true |
Bill murray was sadness personified after wisconsin won on sunday | false |
What's the difference between a mining company and priests? a mining company puts miners in shafts. | true |
From prison with love, why i became an activist hacker | false |
Roses are red. violets are....red tulips are red my garden is on fire. | true |
The bios we assume you'd find on the trumpsingles.com dating site | false |
Don't tell them but... i write horrible things about illiterate people. | true |
This 'fat-shaming' meal planner company sends harmful mixed messages | false |
How to talk with children about a breast cancer diagnosis | false |
Couple arrested at mexico border with toddler’s body in bag: cops | false |
Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about america? freedom rings. | true |
1 in 3 americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!! | true |
Baby wigs raise eyebrows as parents, bloggers bemoan the invention of infant hairpieces | false |
Bloomberg's cap on supersize soda may be contagious | false |
Veggietales is making a version of 50 shades of grey... it's called the artichoke hearts. | true |
Vincent van gogh called... he wants his ear back... so that he can hear you on the telephone. | true |
Picturing the jewish jesus: bill o'reilly and the national geographic channel get it right. | false |
Conclude the nuclear deal with iran: failure is not an option | false |
Why is superman's costume so tight? because it only comes in size 's' | true |
Cops make arrest in infamous 'golden state killer' case: report | false |
Adele restarts touching george michael tribute at the grammys: 'i can't mess this up for him' | false |
The human and the machine: what most commentators get wrong about a.i. | false |
What do you call an older man who goes after young boys? nittany lions | true |
Lindsay lohan's sheer pants at court appearance are a strange look (photos) | false |
Barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented | true |
Adasuve: fda approves first inhaled treatment for schizophrenia and bipolar disorder | false |
Why couldn't beethoven find his music teacher? he was haydn | true |
What's osama bin laden's favorite football team? the new york jets. | true |
It may be illegal to steal kitchen utensils, but what can i say? i'm a whisk taker | true |
People are not mirrors, they see you completely differently than the way you see yourself. | true |
Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science. | true |
Pwc confirms partner responsible for best picture mishap | false |
Asteroid capture mission may be included on nasa 2014 budget request | false |
What time did the man go to the dentist? tooth-hurty. | true |
This movie is an important reminder that not every environmental story is bad news | false |
Q: what do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? a: a space invader. | true |
What's jared's favorite subway bread? italian herbs and child pornography. | true |
Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? it's called trycoxagin. | true |
Your momma is like a shotgun... two cocks and she's loaded | true |
What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn? a pedobyte. | true |
What women know about leadership that men don't | false |
Mariah carey releases rainbow merch in support of the lgbtq community | false |
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there are twenty of them. | true |
Queer christians respond to jeff sessions' new 'license to discriminate' | false |
Today i was on crimea st it was flooded. | true |
The biggest cause of preventable blindness just won't go away | false |
A man with a... a man with a twelve in penis can't spel. | true |
Homer bailey no-hitter: reds pitcher holds pirates without a hit in 1-0 win | false |
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? a cry for alp ! | true |
Q: how do you make a venetian blind? a: stick a finger in his eye. | true |
I used to have a height complex, but then i grew out of it. | true |
David dao, dragged united passenger, suffered broken nose, missing teeth, lawyer says | false |
4 ways gaining followers is like losing weight (and how to succeed at both!) | false |
Mom's facebook post gets real about daily parenting frustrations | false |
Lgbtq group holds protest to mourn las vegas massacre victims | false |
How are baby androids born? from their mother's computerus. | true |
What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? laminated | true |
5 of the germiest places in hotel rooms | false |
Attempt to oust pro-transgender equality school board members fails in illinois | false |
Virtual care package is perfect thing for parents of newly out lgbtq kids | false |
I used to be terrible at valentines' day too... but then i took an arrow in the knee. | true |
What do truck drivers and porn stars have in common? they both get paid by the load. | true |
An app that highlights the history women made right beneath your feet | false |
How come ants don't go to the church? they are in sects. | true |
Most people have x's. i have a bunch of y's and wtf's | true |
Kobe bryant has every right to be upset with laker teammates | false |
Anne hathaway dresses in drag for amazing video | false |
6 times leo and kate made the golden globes completely captivating | false |
What does air bnb stand for? bring no blacks | true |
Sockets what did one socket say to the other? stay grounded. | true |
Arsenal vs chelsea live score, updates: fernando torres, lukas podolski lead attacks | false |
What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job? bring your kid to work day | true |
3 anxiety-provoking situations -- and how to deal | false |
8 people you'll meet at the splash pad this summer | false |
What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? cuba | true |
To find love again, try changing your behavior | false |
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