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It's raining men. hallelujah. -the lesser known 11th plague that god sent to the egyptians | true |
What do nine out of ten people agree on? gang rape. | true |
Why did the mafia cross the road? hey forget about it | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide. | true |
Cyclists shouldn’t have to risk their lives just to use the road | false |
What's faster than the speed of light? the speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions* | true |
What do you call a totalitarian ass who remixes other people's speeches? d.j. t-rump | true |
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. the first one says to the other can you smell fish?. | true |
What do you find at the bottom of the lake? bassturds. | true |
Why couldn't the buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? he had no attachments. | true |
Shooting, stabbings cap week of violence in west bank | false |
Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? for throwing out all the w's. | true |
If you're straight, you shouldn't look for lovers in the sea i heard they're algae | true |
7 ways to pick up the pace of weight loss | false |
Huffpost hill - congress bewildered by trump transition | false |
Rescue pup flashes adorably cheesy smile after recovering from the flu | false |
Why can't you play uno with a mexican? they always steal the green card. | true |
I hate it when i open twitter and miss a week of work. | true |
Taylor swifts of past and present collide in 'look what you made me do' music video | false |
What is a goat herder known as in the middle east? a pimp | true |
(still) daring to be different in dr. martens | false |
Painting valued at $26 turns out to be a raphael masterpiece worth $26 million | false |
What letter stands for the ocean? the letter c. | true |
Amazing fossil find shows bug inside lizard inside snake | false |
Don't call me bae baby babe or love unless i'm the only one you're calling that. | true |
Help! i can't get my jogging trousers off! we'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy | true |
Olé village 'house arrest': neighborhood in florida's lely resort forces kids to stay inside | false |
Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball? juan on juan | true |
Mom leaves kid best possible dinner treat in fridge | false |
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... but it needs more work | true |
Why can't you find pirates in kansas? they all live in arkansas | true |
Ohio teen with bb gun killed by police following reported armed robbery | false |
Janet mock asks 'who am i to me?' in powerful new clip | false |
I built an electric fence around my house. my neighbour is dead against it. | true |
You know why you never see i next to y? i don't know why. | true |
What do you call a shrunken walrus? a smallrus. | true |
Kentucky is learning that you can't have school without teachers | false |
What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? aye matey! | true |
So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read small medium at large | true |
This guy's name is taylor swift, and it kinda sucks for him | false |
A lot of woman actually turn into good drivers so if you're a good driver watch out. | true |
Gang rape posted to social media is forcing brazil to confront violence against women | false |
In nyc, birthplace of climate march, a reminder of who suffers most from pollution | false |
What do you call annoying orange and his gang having sex? an orangy | true |
10 things to expect... from a hollywood pregnancy | false |
Lin-manuel miranda takes bow as hamilton one last time | false |
Incredibly detailed time-lapse video shows the frenzy of everyday life in rio | false |
What would reunite the beatles? 2 more bullets | true |
What do smart blondes and ufo's have in common? you hear about them but never see them | true |
I'm often self-deprecating... but i'm not very good at it. | true |
My mate went to alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... he's bipolar.. | true |
When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal. | true |
Huffpollster: iowa polls show both caucuses close to tied | false |
The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. that's why i eat instead of exercising. | true |
On why we cook: to seek refuge, to inspire and to remember | false |
Giving from an empty cup / how not to die | false |
Here's what happens when kids are shown an animated film about gay love | false |
I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting... ...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events. | true |
Hey girl... you must be pretty massive because i'm (gravitationally) attracted to you. | true |
I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid. | true |
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye. | true |
I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. yes, i will marry you. | true |
Astrology now: love vibes abound, but don't assume a thing | false |
What do you call a stupid beer? daft! | true |
Why eating disorders are about so much more than food | false |
If mississippi lost her new jersey what would delaware? idaho, alaska | true |
What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? the cuecummer! | true |
Mandy barker's psychedelic soup has eco-friendly message (photos) | false |
Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? they turned up | true |
Watch anna faris teach james corden the secret to crying on command | false |
Bored? 1 find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 comment, you 3 look awesome!3 and wait... | true |
Northwestern's impact investing courses prepare students for a different kind of career | false |
In speech for fallen officers, trump touts policies and rails against sanctuary cities | false |
Survivor calls for change in how churches respond to abuse allegations | false |
5 ways resilient people use failure to their advantage | false |
My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again | true |
How washington transformed its dying oyster industry into a climate success story | false |
If you legally change your name to 'you're free to go' then it's impossible to get arrested. | true |
Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person? | true |
Eric holder weighs in on black lives matter and the 'ferguson effect' | false |
What it feels like to be a natural woman | false |
I love hillary clinton so much. it makes me weak at the knees. | true |
Anyone know any good hp lovecraft jokes? i only know a few old ones. | true |
Reince priebus thinks republicans will attack clinton at the debate, not each other | false |
Twinkie bakers: we'd rather lose our jobs than be treated worse | false |
Your teens are sexting: what you need to know | false |
The discovery channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. it is called deadliest snatch | true |
Live laugh love qstn:why was there dancing at the barbers'? and: 'coz they just got 'beered' o.o | true |
What's happening in aleppo is the west's failure | false |
Justin timberlake and jessica biel enjoy a 'date night' at the cmas | false |
I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because i'm not even married. | true |
Ny daily news managing editor suspended following reports on harassment | false |
Allison moon talks girl sex 101, new book for queer woman | false |
The door is not ajar. it's a door, silly! | true |
Dark humor never gets old just like a kid with cancer | true |
Pope francis meets baby pope, everything is perfect | false |
Democrats introduce bill to repeal sweeping 2001 war authorization | false |
What gianni versace's death tells us about madonna's 'ray of light' renaissance | false |
How does soylent green taste? it varies from person to person. | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 16 | false |
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