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Hey cell phone companies, i can't think of a more terrifying selling point than unlimited talk.
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I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues.
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Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell.
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What is the united states doing to fight pedophiles? child obesity.
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Rand paul: john mccain, lindsey graham are 'lapdogs for obama'
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Progressives urge senate to reject obama treasury nominee antonio weiss
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The 6 gen y spending types: which one are you?
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Walking around the kitchen like pac-man when you're hungry.
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2018: moving beyond trump — rebuilding our civilizations from source
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Time for the supreme court to establish full constitutional protection for lgbt people
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My religion. my mother-in law. our 'thanksgivukkah' - nytimes.com
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Blood sugar solution challenge, day 5: get an oil change
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Women and rocks are a lot alike. we skip the flat ones.
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Inequality in tech: may i ask one more question?
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Weekend roundup: if you don’t have solid borders, you get walls
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Diane von furstenberg adorns australia's luxury island with a touch of high-fashion (photos)
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This 'bye bye bye' cover turns a boy band into a man band
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Wiz khalifa allegedly arrested for riding hoverboard at lax
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22 maps that show how americans speak english totally differently from each other
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Why did they call it cuppa soup because ebola soup wasn't very appealing
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10 jobs disappearing from america: 24/7 wall st.
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Why does my computer say hello? because it's a dell.
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George lopez says only chance he'll give trump is one to 'suck my a**'
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I never buy easter seals... because i wouldn't know what to feed them. norm mcdonald
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I thought i understood the saying when pigs fly. but then, the swine flu.
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The racist dove married a racist hen and together they started a coo clucks clan
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Favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? because you sure are special
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2016 candidates are finally taking paid family leave seriously
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What's the difference between a man and a margarita? a margarita hits the spot every time!
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Trump and netanyahu walk in lockstep on iran
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Coachella style: the 6 trends you're bound to see
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Merrick garland be damned: chuck grassley wins senate re-election
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Why is the upcoming windows os called windows 10? because 7 ate 9...
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Wayne mueller is the man you need to know when it comes to austin bbq
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An open letter to the la parking bureau
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I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. i had to liberate the toilet for hours.
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Mom’s viral post after unthinkable tragedy offers message parents need to read
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Oil train derails, spilling crude in columbia river gorge
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A book fell on my head today... i can only blame myshelf.
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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? quarter-pounder with cheese
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Let's watch tv and talk about it on the internet.
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Alaska airlines employee calls tomi lahren 'tami,' twitter loves it
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What is jesus' favorite gun? a nail gun i'm going to hell
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I gave love a bad name. i called it harold.
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What did the zen buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? make me one with everything.
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Here's what your favorite disney characters would be for halloween
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Sick, starving dog found on street may not be what she seems
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. except for bears. bears will kill you.
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South carolina republicans want lindsey graham to drop out of the presidential race
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What is a ghost's favorite street? a boooooooolevard.
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What do you call it when you fuck a teenager with a bottle of hot sauce? srirachatory rape.
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Father in-law told me this gem: god made a woman... but didn't take one.
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Pretzels two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted.
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How do you start a black parade? roll a 40 down the street.
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Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight
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Pat roberts comes out swinging in kansas senate debate
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A partnerswitch? how about a partnerswitch? i'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!
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What do you call a black person on the moon? an astrounaut you racist bastard!
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Holiday gift guide: 25 last-minute gifts for everyone on your list (photos)
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Baby needs a costume? wrap it in tin foil. baked potato. next question.
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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle? a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
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I've always sucked at math! how many people should there be in a relationship?
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Why do jews like jail because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry
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Not all that glitters is gold. take, for instance, glitter.
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Overweight patients prefer diet advice from overweight doctors, study finds
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Trump administration reverses promise to ban elephant hunt trophies
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So i heard the rock was cooking... can you smell it?
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Christmas: one woman's lie about a one night stand that got completely out of hand.
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17-year-olds should be allowed to vote in ohio primary, judge rules
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Florida cop: 'the crack is not for me, it's for my wife'
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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life? a statistician.
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Why did obama serve two terms? because blacks always get a longer sentence
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I like my men like i like my coffee i'm mormon. i'm not allowed.
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I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account.
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What does the redditor do every morning? hit the snoos button.
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What to you call a fat computer? a dell
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I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then i started to respect women
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Naomi campbell shows corporate america how to wear a suit on this week's best-dressed list (photos)
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You shouldn't make racist jokes about asians who cant drive when its raining its a slippery slope
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Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?
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What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? you're under a breast.
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How many arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. boom
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Country living appraises a 1950s mickey mouse toy (photo)
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(spoilers) ian mcshane in got i guess that makes him deadwood.
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Have you heard any good jokes about indian food? i haven't, because there's naan.^ba ^da^tsssss
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This is a dark one! a black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? a nickle!
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Rupaul's best quotes teach us to embrace our inner glamazon
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How do you get the water in a watermelon? plant it in the spring.
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Navy secretary: 'any patriot that wants to serve' should be allowed in the military
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I was raised by my grandfather clock because my biological clock was never there.
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How do you measure commitment to the iran nuclear deal?
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Make his ears more lethargic. that's better, now flare his nostrils like he's excited about a sale.
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Lady gaga comes to kesha's defense after dr. luke stops her billboard awards performance
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What do you call a gay mexican couple that just won the lottery? juan in emiliano
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What's black and white and being milked tonight? michael brown's death
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Aaron carter's justification for donald trump support makes no sense
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Congress asks lobbyists who fought epa how to make it ‘great again’
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No one your age has any idea what they're doing either. no matter what age you are.
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Just been on bigbustycoons.com damn, those guys have really good bus companies.
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Tina alberson guilty of causing stepson jonathan james' dehydration death
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