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What do you call a dog in a diving bell? a sub-woofer | true |
Why is there so much segregation today? all fridays matter | true |
Have you heard about the world's safest driver? he's wreckless! | true |
I'm emotionally constipated... haven't given a shit in days. | true |
The personality trait that will make you a successful midlifer | false |
J. crew's jenna lyons doesn't care how you dress for work | false |
I don't call photos of myself selfies. i call photos that include anyone else otheries. | true |
Oh fuck, of course! -unicycler seeing a bicycle | true |
Til condoms have serial numbers.. ..but i've never rolled one down far enough to find out.. | true |
What do you call 12 guys with big dicks? a hung jury | true |
Helen mirren stuns again in gown with sheer lace at governors awards | false |
Weekend diy ideas: 7 projects to tackle before throwing an outdoor party (photos) | false |
Kim jong-un promises a new clear future for north korea oops, spelt nuclear wrong. | true |
What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? a towel head. | true |
Why can't a bicycle stand on its on? because its two tired | true |
What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? finding a baby in two trashcans. | true |
Stephen colbert envisions a trump sex tape, and it's as frightening as you'd imagine | false |
Rihanna's grammy trench coat was 'chocolate patent leather' greatness | false |
I burnt 1200 calories yesterday! forgot to take the pizza out of the oven... | true |
Donald trump lies again about the iraq war | false |
Why voting third party is crucial this year | false |
Seal loses electron did you hear about the seal that lost an electron? it's now a seal ion. | true |
Watch the first four minutes of 'walking dead' season 5 | false |
Well, a wasp just flew into my house and i hope the fire department gets here soon. | true |
How a literal shock inspired a former marine to run for office as a democratic socialist | false |
House, senate on collision course just days before crucial highway bill deadline | false |
What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? anether(another) nether | true |
What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? a ricest. | true |
How do you start a hedgehog race? say gah. | true |
Kristen bell opens up about revolting side of parenthood with gross-out story | false |
Funny clown joke you know why cannibals don't eat clowns? they taste funny. | true |
Desperate parents of abducted nigerian girls lose hope in government, turn to u.n. | false |
I think i'm going to vote for trump he did prove his penis is bigger than hillary's | true |
Politicians react as trump gives neo-nazis a pass. again. | false |
Las vegas police union wants black lives matter pins banned from court | false |
Greek isles: how to make it your most romantic vacation ever | false |
How 'sweetbitter' captures the grit and glamour of the restaurant world | false |
Suspected mh370 debris arrives in france for investigation | false |
Christina caradona, 'trop rouge' blogger, shows off her 13 best looks (photos) | false |
Eradicating polio: how a $5.5 billion investment could pay huge dividends | false |
Trump officials warn of arrests as migrant caravan reaches u.s. border | false |
Trump's surprise visit to the dmz canceled due to bad weather | false |
Lhc (large hadron collider) when lhc discovered higgs boson, it literally became deus ex machina. | true |
Mature job-seeker? here's how to land a summer job | false |
Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? he just came out of the closet recently. | true |
10 quick and budget-friendly projects to remake your space this spring | false |
Pope francis sends first official telegram to president donald trump | false |
The only joke my mom ever made was me | true |
How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb? there's change in a lightbulb? | true |
Beer bottle dominoes, for when you have way too many empty bottles (video) | false |
Great lakes, amazing connections: the power of cooperation in policymaking | false |
Tina fey agrees she 'screwed up' 'snl' sketch about charlottesville | false |
Why don't skeletons get sick? because they always have an anti-body | true |
Oprah donates $50,000 to teen's fundraiser for girls to see 'a wrinkle in time' | false |
Deer crashes through car's windshield, lands in backseat | false |
Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist. | true |
What did hitler do to lose weight? he went on a jews cleanse. | true |
Where do turkish people go to purchase their furniture? the ottoman empire. | true |
Did you hear about jared fogle? he likes to eat a little *too* fresh. | true |
Calling in crazy: why we must normalize mental illness | false |
Trump won't back down from anti-semitic tweet, accusing media of being racist | false |
I once met an ape who could use both hands... he was harambedextrous. | true |
One of australia's oldest gay couples can finally plan to marry after historic vote | false |
Last words: kimora blac reflects on her time on ‘rupaul’s drag race’ | false |
For the love of spain: me, madonna and a town called ronda | false |
Your grayson christmas gifts are on their way | false |
What's does the self reliant alcoholic rabbi pedophile do in his spare time? very little, he brews. | true |
What does a british guy say when he beats an eastern european at chess? czechmate | true |
Sunday times fires columnist over anti-semitic, sexist story | false |
New study reveals 'hollywood is an epicenter of cultural inequality' | false |
Joan rivers' birthday: her funniest fashion disses (photos) | false |
Duchess kate to guest edit huffpost uk and back children's mental health | false |
European cold snap freezes venice, berlin and other destinations (photos) | false |
Cheryl cole's style evolution: from cornrows to couture (photos) | false |
If you're class of 2020.... then you must have a vision for the future. | true |
What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? the sirens of the rams. | true |
What is a name for a female lawyer? sue | true |
Winning fourth grade robotics team told to 'go back to mexico' | false |
My friend from hollywood always told me, shoot for the stars. he was an assassin. | true |
10 of the most creative acts of vandalism ever | false |
My wife is like a treasure you'll need an accurate map and a fucking shovel to find her. | true |
What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? ruff | true |
8 winter essentials guys should just go ahead and buy now | false |
Ten great reasons to visit hartford, ct, now | false |
Mark wahlberg forces journalists to reenact spice girls' 'wannabe' video just 'cause | false |
'crisis actor' alex jones gets a taste of his own medicine in brilliant troll | false |
I was listening to 80s music today. you just can't beat tina turner. unless you're ike turner. | true |
Why can't witches get pregnant? because all their husbands have halloween-ies! | true |
No, i haven't lost weight but spanx for asking. | true |
Beating of defense attorney could be last straw for embattled da's office | false |
Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? because the stalks are all ears. | true |
How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? you can't. | true |
What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head? an easter bunnet! | true |
What do you call a tree that smokes weed? snoop log | true |
What is the most effective form of birth control? abortions. | true |
Statehood for puerto rico? lessons from the last time the u.s. added a star to its flag | false |
Where did stephen hawking find his wife the vegetable isle | true |
I hate people who don't know the difference between your and you're there so stupid | true |
Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes it's about fucking time. | true |
Thai quinoa salad with fresh herbs & lime vinaigrette | false |
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