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Michelle obama takes a dig at donald trump in epic commencement speech | false |
If you're throwing babies out with your bathwater, i don't think parenting is for you. | true |
Who led the jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osmoses | true |
Transgender model to caitlyn jenner: 'we do not need you to save us' | false |
I'm sorry, we can't hire you. but your background check was hilarious. | true |
Colbert's reaction to trump's nomination is the appropriate reaction | false |
How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? he gets her dawn. | true |
'game of thrones' star lena headey is pregnant! | false |
What is white and lies in the grass? a shleep. | true |
How to rekindle a lost passion in your life | false |
What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? broom sick. | true |
Dwayne johnson just might ‘rock’ the white house one day | false |
A poetry app worth a look (and a listen) | false |
Animal photos of the week: baby monkey, red panda, cheetah cubs and more | false |
It feels like robert de niro just walks onto random film sets and says i'm in this now. | true |
D.c. cop stiff-arms defender in snowy football game | false |
I was going to make a pokemon joke but i decided natu | true |
Huffpollster: gary johnson isn't impacting the race much, for now | false |
Relatives of london fire victims unleash their fury upon theresa may | false |
Half indian i have a friend who's half indian. ian. | true |
Marilyn monroe has the perfect beauty look for valentine's day (photo) | false |
Michelle obama gets glittery with bo to unveil the 2012 white house holiday decorations (photos) | false |
Arizona wildfire prompts evacuation of 50 homes; 19 firefighters dead | false |
Fashion gif of the week: you'll be surprised with how this givenchy resort 2013 dress moves | false |
Feed a child apologizes for allegedly racist commercial | false |
Why did the nose run? it did snot want to be late | true |
Would you marry your ex if you knew the marriage would end? | false |
How do you call your gay friend with a homophone | true |
Bill and melinda gates pledge $170 million to women's economic empowerment | false |
Princess anne welcomes olympic athletes in bright red sneakers (photos) | false |
Where's the loneliest place on earth at? hillary clinton's vagina. | true |
Nevis, alexander hamilton's home island, should be your next vacation | false |
Chilean clergy abuse victims took their stories of survival to pope francis | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 11 | false |
What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? a porcupine. | true |
I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. i never got a straight answer. | true |
Speak up and give back if you want the economy to improve | false |
Why was the facebook post redundant? because i already reddit | true |
Reducing u.s. cyber risk and the 45th president: a new approach | false |
Boy writes letter offering friendship to bully after being spit on | false |
Towards the tipping point: understanding trump in a larger historical context | false |
Why is the moon so dark? because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :d | true |
Chrissy teigen welcomes baby girl with john legend | false |
Vast majority of white evangelicals back donald trump, survey shows | false |
Epa faces challenges to air pollution authority in supreme court cases | false |
There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams. | true |
The fbi has a history of unconstitutional email investigations | false |
Why do comedians hate noble gasses? they give no reaction. | true |
My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :|| | true |
Emily blunt told to 'leave hollywood' by 'fox and friends' hosts who don't get her humor | false |
What if adele was calling from inside the house?! | true |
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices | true |
I wish i was poplar. no, that's not a typo. i wish i was a tree. | true |
Whats the difference between light and hard you can sleep with a light on. | true |
Lena dunham does nudity in a whole new way on the cover of paper mag | false |
Trump has a harsher condemnation for the media than for white supremacists | false |
Ten out of one women is a russian nesting doll | true |
Anti-government extremist arrested after trying to blow up fake bomb | false |
The advice that megyn kelly says hit her ‘like a lightning bolt’ | false |
You know what's great about alice in chains? she can't get away. | true |
Did you guys hear the one-liner about the monorail? | true |
Gop senator: cia interrogation tactics helped get bin laden | false |
What type of pussy does a priest get? nun | true |
Sometimes i hide my wife's inhaler... (fixed) because she is black. | true |
Aretha franklin serenaded america with 5-minute national anthem | false |
Gps guide: what rainbows can teach us about happiness (photos) | false |
More problems with the u.s. commission on international religious freedom | false |
Knock knock who's there ! bernie ! bernie who ? bernie bridges ! | true |
A new wave of democracy, and how corporations are trying to silence your voice and your choice | false |
How brazil's 'lord of guns' armed rio's drug war with u.s. weapons | false |
What does an internet frog say? reddit reddit | true |
Women always check me out. the cashiers at the grocery store are so nice. | true |
Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets. | true |
What does the interrupting cow say? he says moo oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text | true |
10 totally played out wedding songs that will still pack the dance floor at your reception | false |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, lawyers only screw us. | true |
Jenna dewan tatum hinted at marital trouble with channing tatum months ago | false |
Why did the letter arrive wet? because it had postage dew. | true |
Miley cyrus flashes sideboob, almost pops out of dress at pre-grammy party (photos) | false |
Wanna hear a racist joke ? donald trump | true |
Second and third marriages are failing at an alarming rate | false |
Suspected boko haram suicide blasts kill dozens in chad | false |
Watch: canadian militant explains how he ended up with isis | false |
What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him? dy ho | true |
What do you call a singing computer? a dell. | true |
Even the military is sick of epipen's price hikes | false |
Why are there so many avenues in belgium? because german soldiers like to march in the shadow. | true |
What do you call a good fortune teller? optimystic | true |
Did yoy hear what happened to the dyslexic satanist? he sold his soul to santa. | true |
Best butter taste test: can you tell the difference between cheap and expensive? | false |
5 good reasons to go for a less intense workout | false |
Italy earthquake death toll climbs to nearly 250 as rescue teams continue to search through rubble | false |
New study highlights dangers of belly fat, even for normal-weight people | false |
What do you call a mexican whose lost his car? carlos | true |
Why can't the band def leppard make music anymore? they all lost their hearing | true |
Daddy, what's for dinner? did you have cereal for breakfast? no then cereal | true |
What do you call a tornado holding a spork? the mersenne twister. | true |
Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? he doesn't. | true |
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding a dead baby in your apple. | true |
Who said math is the universal language? hey, numbers-- speak english! | true |
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