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What do you call a couple of irish guys hiking in the woods? trail micks. | true |
My doctor told me i needed to lose some weight. so i cut off my leg. | true |
What time does sean connery get to wimbledon? ten-ish. | true |
It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :( | true |
What was the first thing the stowaway to mars said after he landed? just out of curiosity... | true |
Why should you never bully a dyslexic dwarf? because it's not big and it's not clever! | true |
Mel b gets 'revenge' by stabbing simon cowell in 'agt' act | false |
Manchester man: 'they want us to turn on our neighbors and it will never happen.' | false |
You won't believe where the chanels ended up in this 'scream queens' teaser | false |
What is a muslim baby's first word? revenge! | true |
The most generous cities in america aren't where you'd think (infographic) | false |
Don't say shhh to urine incontinence -- it's nothing to sneeze at | false |
What did the french skeleton say before he ate? bone apetit | true |
What kind of horses only come out after dark? nightmares! | true |
If you take a picture of a man named richard... is it a dick pic? | true |
Chrissy teigen admits sheer dress was a 'don't' (photos, poll) | false |
Well, palm sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist monday' | true |
Twitter users announce their new year's resolutions through song | false |
Bob gates: russian control of crimea 'is a done deal' | false |
This bud's for b: the thrill is gone. | false |
Key california lawmaker steps down amid harassment claims | false |
Mustached bill murray is a meat, potatoes and crab legs kind of guy (photos) | false |
An elephant joke... what do you give an elephant with diarrhea? plenty o' room. | true |
Cop crashed cruiser into ditch after this owl attacked his head | false |
Female russian athletes kiss after winning gold in possible protest of anti-gay law | false |
This is why you should never hook up with your friends | false |
What insect lives on nothing? moths, because they eat holes. | true |
Master the winged eyeliner look with this 5-step tutorial (video, photos) | false |
What smells bad and sounds like a bell? dung! get it?! | true |
Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like professor x? the resemblance is uncanny. | true |
Trump walks back russian cybersecurity pact 12 hours after proposing it | false |
Baked brie recipes your friends will ask for (and that you'll want to keep for yourself) | false |
Texas man who killed neighbor uses 'gay panic' defense and avoids murder charge | false |
Ilia organic makeup review: from the stylelist network | false |
Did you hear the fonz wrote an erotic novel? it's called 50 shades of eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | true |
What is the purpose of war? god created war so that americans would learn geography - mark twain | true |
What's the best part about going in without a condom? the abortion. | true |
Want to hear a pizza joke? nevermind it's too cheesy. | true |
Monoprice 27 ips-g pro led monitor wqhd 2560x1440 (product id 10489) review | false |
Mayor of ferguson: i will remain 'as long as the citizens will have me' | false |
California wildfire kills multiple people, destroys 100 structures | false |
I used to work in an eastern european fraud office. i had to check czech cheques. | true |
Americans give thumbs down to donald trump's debate attacks | false |
What kind of bird opens doors ? a kiwi ! | true |
Why did you dry these grapes? no raisin | true |
Whats the difference between racism and asians? racism has many faces. | true |
*takes drive down memory lane *gets a dui | true |
9 house rules we weren't allowed to break when we were kids (photos) | false |
Oscan: smartphone app could help with oral cancer diagnoses | false |
I have my girlfriend a teeth whitening today. too bad most landed on her chin | true |
Why don't any american football players wear glasses? because it is a contact sport! | true |
How being a surrogate showed this mom how strong women can be | false |
What is a salad's favorite type of road? a bowl-ivard | true |
Did you know that when a pigeon has sex it dies? well the one that i fucked did | true |
Why'd the baker resort to prostitution? because they knead the dough. | true |
If wal-mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet? | true |
Hillary clinton makes surprise appearance at donald trump protest | false |
What's a blonde's favorite color? a light shade of clear. | true |
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? a pizza can feed a family | true |
Kerry: israel and jordan agree on steps to reduce tensions | false |
The nation that executed 47 people in 1 day sits on the u.n. human rights council | false |
I will not be impressed with technology until i can download food from the internet. | true |
I believe unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads. | true |
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? a tiger has the mane part missing ! | true |
18 things that whisk us back to the summers of our youth | false |
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how cinderella must have felt at midnight. | true |
Former pastor suggests christians should fight gay rights with guns | false |
What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? a brunette with bad breath. | true |
Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... get tone of a flat miner. | true |
What does batman take with his drinks? just ice | true |
What did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches | true |
No, it's not ok to 'steal kisses' -- here's why | false |
Going on the obama diet... putin will eat my lunch everyday... | true |
Huffpost hill - heidi cruz doesn't deserve this | false |
When did the 100 years war get serious? when the english got crecy | true |
North korea releases 3 american political prisoners in advance of historic summit | false |
Being lgbt in southeast asia: stories of abuse, survival and tremendous courage | false |
Donald trump pushing for new obamacare repeal vote with same old lies | false |
Leslie allen merritt jr., suspect in phoenix freeway shootings, says he is 'wrong guy' | false |
Why couldn't the fruit get married? they cantaloupe | true |
This map shows the average marrying age around the world | false |
Knock knock who's there? i need up! i need up who? well go on then, i'll wait | true |
They joke about mine being... ...a whole nuther leg! | true |
Kid rock for u.s. senate isn't crazy at all | false |
The bible is an attempt to mansplain our existence | true |
Huffpost headline quiz: dec. 23 to dec. 29 | false |
A farewell to spain: this american is going home | false |
Russ feingold loses to ron johnson in wisconsin senate race | false |
A guy put amazon's 'alexa' in big mouth billy bass' body and people are rightly horrified | false |
Why couldn't op make it as a standup comedian? poor delivery. | true |
What's the best reason to date a pornstar? you never have to meet her father. | true |
Nursing assistant charged after posting nude video of 93-year-old on snapchat | false |
They call my dick 'the landmine'... because the second anyone touches it, it explodes :( | true |
Putin would probably prefer clinton, but not for the reasons trump thinks | false |
Fish and your heart: eating moderate amounts could lower atrial fibrillation risk | false |
12 beers brewed with meat, donuts, and other crazy ingredients | false |
T now! what do we want? more time travel jokes!! when do we want them? righ | true |
Lynx mom wrestling with her babies in the snow will warm your heart | false |
I heard that the factories in china will be close until the next gop president. a liberal joke | true |
Suge knight, katt williams ordered to trial in robbery case | false |
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