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Santorum says porn causes aggression but scientists disagree
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But what about all the positive nancys? ~ a nancy, complaining like usual
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Here's why gay people 'should be embarrassed' to support trump
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I met a muslim biker once... he was the sergeant at harams
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Why we need to lose biased words like 'mistress' for good
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Why are bananas and chocolate good friends? they compliment each other nicely.
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A city at the edge of the horizon: the 2014 kochi-muziris biennale
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What do you call the space between a mormon's butthole and balls? a latter-day taint!
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I met a girl with 12 boobs sounds weird, dozentit
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I have a problem with commitment never mind that joke is lame anyway
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A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. i replied - 'no shit'.
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I had a bad donair earlier now i falafel
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Vin diesel and his adorable son take private jet to basketball game
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Chuck schumer has very strong feelings about snortable chocolate
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My proctologist does horoscopes which, i guess, makes him an asstrologist.
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Carly fiorina did great on stage. not so much online.
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What function puts you in the danger zone the log^^^gins function!
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'noah' floats with $15.2 million on opening day
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Olympic gymnast danell leyva says embracing feminism is 'common sense'
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Teacher: what does the fat cow give you? student: homework!
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Can a magic spell really help your love life?
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Nom nom: why that phrase (or nom, or noms) gives us the creeps
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There's an insidious new plot to make trans kids' lives hell
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Seahawks player hugs ref after fumble-return touchdown, is promptly penalized
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Laurie hernandez winked at the olympic judges and we all fell in love
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Working with horses is hard but it's stable work.
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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist? she'll tell you within five minutes.
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Barack obama delivers moving tribute to jay z at the songwriters hall of fame
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School playground evacuated due to 'aggressive' squirrel: report
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23 reasons why dachshunds are the undisputed champions of dogshaming
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There is absolutely no shame in having depression
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What do you call a kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? a virgin
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4 summer camps we'd like to ship our kids off to
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Why it's not okay for andrew garfield to play a trans woman
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Wednesday's morning email: trump says he doesn't want paul ryan's support
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What's a russian's favorite golf club? a putin wedge.
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What the elle? new orleans jazz fest is style-worthy
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Is trump a saviour for middle eastern christians?
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How to tell a story that needs to be told
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Why are there so many mike tysons on my news feed today...? may the forth be with you
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You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads
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James blake says cop who slammed him 'doesn't deserve' to have badge
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Floating medical clinic in india delivers aid to millions
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I don't drink kool-aid because i am worried about excessive property damage.
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Why did the blind lady fall into a well? she didn't see that well.
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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out? oh get a womb
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Paycento uses facebook, twitter login to make online payments
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The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to santa.
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Adorable animals are even more adorable when they're sleepy
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Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be.
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What's the most offensive religious joke you know?
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Ig nobel prizes go to ponytail physics, exploding intestines
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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? bingo.
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Divorce advice: how to have a happy divorce
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After i say whatever, all the sh*t you say after that is irrelevant
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I hear louis ck is changing his name to louis c d
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California's 'close the gap' tour is demanding gender equality in politics
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Why can't z generationers swim? their phones would get wet.
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Ikea’s new project will create jobs for syrian refugees
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9 things you probably didn't know about crossfit
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Jessica simpson shares adorable photo of baby ace
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Prep school grad acquitted of felony rape, guilty of misdemeanors
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Why do so many people in the south get married? free shotgun
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Jbrand & saks behind the scenes photoshoot: from our network
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'fifty shades of grey' replaces bible at england's damson dene hotel
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Gop senators are pushing lisa murkowski for a hasty yes on obamacare repeal
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Fashion gif of the week: alexander mcqueen resort 2013 model gets animated
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What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? there their they're, it'll be okay!
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Wife: just break it to him gently me: ok ill try once upon a time your grandma's dead
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New 'handmaid's tale' teaser finally reveals season 2 release date
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Cheating over weight gain: is it ever justified?
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Afeni shakur, mother of hip-hop legend tupac, dead at 69
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'this isn’t pakistan, bitch': video captures driver’s racist rant
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5 questions you should ask yourself every day
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Keanu reeves is taking over tv, and it's totally excellent
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'nra has got to go': the most powerful signs from the student walkout
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What did i have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? that's an oxy, moron!
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I love salad! just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.
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I'm not a doctor but i know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant.
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Hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone
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What is a six figure income? 9 year old nephew: triangle?? no square??
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Thousands of pro-palestinian protesters defy french rally ban
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Vulnerability to stress may increase risk of heart disease, study finds
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How do you blow a movie quote? you just put your lips together and whistle
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Q: what is a dentist's office? a: a filling station.
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How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? not zri, but fuehrer.
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This mop has a big surprise for you
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What the presidential candidates think about equal pay
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This is what happens when a 'zombie' star eats a space rock
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A robber went into a music store. everybody got down.
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Stay in this apocalypse-themed suite (if the world doesn't end)
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Why do bunnies have soft sex? they have cotton balls.
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Americans spending less money on groceries, but greater share of it on processed food
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*dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to stay
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What do you call an honest man in the oval office? lost
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Gratitude is about the future, not the past
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There are 4 million battered women in the us. but i like mine plain.
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The genetic test that could transform breast cancer care
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How did han solo enter the world? on the perineum falcon!
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Animal shelter celebrates when all of its dogs are adopted in time for christmas
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