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Dear gps, please add an, avoid ghetto option. sincerely, scared
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Madhavilatha ravuri's $6,000 income tax refund discovered in the trash
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How paul ryan won over every house republican (except for one)
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Fda questions use of aspirin to prevent first heart attack
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Jennifer love hewitt 'maxim' interview reminds us she's still vajazzling (photos)
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Guy reportedly caught on video stopping traffic so he can moon the police
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r
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What the pastor brunson jailing tells us about turkey
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How to build a great standing desk for under $50
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Trans people are dying, and we need your help
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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? because their jokes weren't very funny.
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Twitter earned so many gold stars playing #trumpdaycareactivities
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Lincoln chafee drops out of the democratic presidential primary
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'how can i get my kids to listen?'
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The one upside to having twins deciding how to split child custody during the divorce.
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Andrew lincoln will make you hope for rick's death scene on 'the walking dead'
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Theater needs to pay a lot more attention to female playwrights
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The sales of the week will make you forget that it's 30 degrees in april
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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? the nba
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What rhymes with california? -every red hot chili peppers song writing session ever
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Hits to the head that don't cause concussions can still hurt you
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Out of the trans fats and into the liars
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The fight you were waiting for: marco rubio, ted cruz clash in gop debate
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Twitter employee, claire diaz-ortiz, live tweeted her labor
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Why do turkeys always gobble? they haven't been taught good table manners!
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Making mother's day special for all expecting mothers
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43 best vines of the week, in one video: sep. 1st - sep. 7th, 2013
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9 things your feet could be trying to tell you
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One couple's surprise journey to the center of a landmark gay marriage case
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Maybe middle america will believe in global warming if we make it a snapple fact.
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911? yes, i was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, i'll hold. damn you guys are fast!
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I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings.
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How did adolf tie his shoes? with two knotzies.
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Did you hear about the darth vader rape allegations? after they said no, he used the force.
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Consultant's report blames sexual assault activists for campus unrest
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'maya angelou: and still i rise' claims audience award at afi docs
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I asked my north korean friend... ...how it was there. he said he couldn't complain.
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'boy! oh, boy!' explores cultural resistance via male photographic portraits (photos)
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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed? a rockin' roller.
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Kids are pulling out their wobbly teeth in the most insane ways
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A kind man helped me with wood chopping today i really appreciate the random axe of kindness.
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Chloￃﾫ sevigny's button-down keeps her look in check (photo)
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The rnc plans to turn bernie backers against hillary clinton’s vp pick
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What do you call a kardassian on a boat? ...a sea gul
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With a retail partner, anti-death penalty movement can smell success
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Demonstrators descend on dianne feinstein event to protest her absence from town halls
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How do you confuse an ugly person with an orange.
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Tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs
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What's the most casual crime you can commit? shooting the breeze.
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Pineapple recipes that feel like a trip to the tropics
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Governor mccrory, my 'boy in a dress' is not a predator
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John oliver and stephen colbert discuss 'make donald drumpf again' hats
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Uh, rihanna is not about to date matt barnes
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Him: why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone? me: i peed my pants.
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Despite madaya aid, u.n. still fails to end country's sieges
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So i gave a blind guy a basketball. i think he's still trying to read it...
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What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? its asshole.
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With 'teddy's law,' ohio lawmakers look to crack down on home schooling (update)
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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in france? linoleum blown apart
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Rubio and the gop establishment make their first last stand
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Person: you only live once me: that is the best news i've heard all day
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Man surprises girlfriend by drawing them in different animation styles
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Britney spears jumps on the rainbow hair trend with lavender locks
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If rick ross was jamaican his slogan would be bumbuh rawss (say it in a jamaican accent)
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Youtube’s neighbors send stirring message of support after shooting
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What do muslim men do during foreplay? tickle the goat under the chin.
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Tom cotton insists trump didn’t say ‘shithole’ but refuses to reveal what word he did use
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I once swore in an elevator. it was wrong on so many levels.
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I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. jews.
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10 techie finds for kids at 2013 ces show
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Dr. toy talks about picking perfect baby gifts©
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Knock knock who's there ! canon ! canon who ? canon open the door then ?
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George r.r. martin clarifies reports he doesn't watch 'game of thrones' (update)
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Hanson pointed out that they're a lot like taylor swift
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Rev. al sharpton blasts oscars, group plans boycott of award show
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Why competition is an old model of living
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There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch.
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How does a potato keep up with it's friends? with google chromosome+
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I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick mine
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The history of the national anthem in sports
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Funny how many articles end in continued on page
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Breathtaking natural wonders remind us why we must care for creation
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Queen elizabeth ii's royal academy of arts visit had the best red carpet (photos)
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My girlfriend called me a pervert... but what does she know, she's only 13 years old.
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How do you make a gay fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.
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I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'
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States searching for ways to pay for construction and maintenance of roads and bridges
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Donald trump jr. says the gop memo his dad declassified is 'a little bit of sweet revenge'
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Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called i can't believe it's not jesus
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What's the objective of jewish football? to get the quarterback!
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How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? you remove the pizza delivery sign! hahahahaaa..ha
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Why did the siamese twins moved to england? so the other one would also drive
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Trump says he’s ‘looking forward’ to speaking with special counsel under oath
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Portland hate killer ranted about stabbings and muslims on facebook amid rising u.s. hate crime
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I don't hold grudges... my father did and i always hated him for it
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Why i won’t support medium’s new paid platform
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What do you call a wandering cave man? a meanderthal.
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How do you get a fat girl in bed? piece of cake
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Mary j. blige encourages 'real talk' on new radio show
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Congressman missed ride to baseball practice where shooting happened
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