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Shout out to those who can't hear good
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Dear crush, if your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished!
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped. ;)
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The liberal establishment suddenly sounds very ambitious on health care
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Why does mel gibson never order a french dip at a restaurant? because it comes with au jus.
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I wish i had parents like dora they let that bitch go everywhere.
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Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? in the end, everyone did it.
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Indiana town upset after aclu helps remove cross from public property
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101 stress-busting ways to chill out at night -- and get better sleep
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What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' dr. dre
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Kellyanne conway believes roy moore’s alleged behavior is ‘disqualifying’
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Lindsay lohan's 'liz & dick' premiere dress is all sorts of no (photos)
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'sesame street' made an '80s music mashup and it's adorably awesome
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Starbucks launches new double-smoked bacon, cheddar, and egg sandwich
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Traveling in the footsteps of alexander the great (photos)
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How did freddie mercury do in school? he got straight gays
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Kids! close your eyes and hold out your hands! toilet paper?!
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Robin and lesley palmer, u.k. couple, win $3.3m lottery same week their home floods
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How do ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? by putting flowers on its grave.
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Why does my dog curl up in a ball when he sleeps?
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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... he orders a drink
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalottapus
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Jim carrey makes brian williams joke on 'snl 40' red carpet
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New york's beloved museum of biblical art is closing down
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Why did kanye blow up the bakery? because no one man should have all that flour.
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In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids it made my head spin.
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Can't we learn from the death of robin williams?
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Why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side
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Trump cozies up to duterte, ignores human rights questions
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Two men walk into a bar.. the other man ducks.
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Donald trump gorges on himself during thanksgiving feast
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My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a bathroom? the p is silent.
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*tries to mount a horse* horse: i have a boyfriend.
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What do you call a pickle that draws? a dillustrator.
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The debate about trump's mental state, long whispered, blows wide open
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Why did eva braun dislike giving hitler blowjobs? because he left a nazi taste in her mouth.
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8 luxury camping trips that are worth it
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Cate blanchett set to star as lucille ball in new biopic
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Does your wife have dry lips? because i saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips
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Asian immigrants less likely to seek deportation protection, data show
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Climate change this week: china out competes us on solar, droughts and chills, and more!
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What is the worst thing about ancient history class? the teachers tend to babylon
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What is 6.9? a wonderful thing ruined by a period
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Single by choice, just not my choice. damn you, 19th amendment!
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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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My doctor said i shouldn't binge drink, so now i just drink all the time.
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I always go the extra mile for my wife ever since she took out that restraining order
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Tax cuts boost growth -- and other things they tell children
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Mushrooms as building material for architectural structures and furniture by philip ross
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House speaker paul ryan vows to complete tax reform by the end of the year
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I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. and then to the mall.
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This map will help you navigate an introvert's heart
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Amandla stenberg is fearless and awesome in 'dazed' magazine
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Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? i've met more.
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Why did they call off the leper hockey game... ... there was a face off in the corner.
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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well? everyone knows you're a master baiter!
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You're never too old to learn stupid shit.
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The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xd
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Hey. do these camo pants make me look fatigued?
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Epa science advisers call for stronger smog rules
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A response from one conscious woman rising to eric garner's death
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Doctors skewer rick santorum for suggesting students learn cpr, skip gun control activism
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Solid food for infants: many babies fed solids too early (study)
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How do you become a millionaire in post-brexit uk? first, start off with a billion pounds..
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Why guests shouldn't stress about destination wedding gifts
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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? a tack
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What's a good source of vietnamese renewable energy? a nguyen mill.
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I like my women like i like my cod battered
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I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds by mouth on the prescription label.
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Poll finds split reactions over firing of fbi director james comey
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I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
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How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? a lot, because they're fucking stupid.
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How do jellyfish live without brains they are blond
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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers? two large planes
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The joy of connection in one simple step
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How's your mom's cherry pie taste? meh.. it's oedipal
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Tired? cranky ? feeling like crap .....there's a nap for that .
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What do you call a centipede with no legs an amputede
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Eric trump says shutdown is 'a good thing for us'
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Q: what what can you make from baked beans and onions? a: tear gas.
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On-ice beer dispenser keeps your drinks cold without dilution (photo)
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Effective strategies for you and your kids to get the sleep you need now!
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Feds find criminal wrongdoing in g.m.'s failure to disclose defect
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An unexpected f-bomb leads to birds and bees talk
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Photoshop fails july 2012: a roundup of this month's worst photoshop jobs (photos)
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The most talked-about diseases in the media are...
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My son is losing friends because he's a know-it-all!
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I really respect donald trump's campaign he's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism.
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So i just wrote a test on the periodic table of elements it went berylliumtly
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Meet the megadonor behind the lgbtq rights movement
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Who is the president of the trees? barkoak palma
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Why the fuck are you so fat? i eat too much pussy.
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Lessons learned while packing up my son's bedroom, alone
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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? none. they can't climb the ladder.
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'rupaul's drag race' winner alaska just met lady gaga
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Koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive'
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How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? if there isn't a reaction.
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The enola gay made rice crispies long before kellogg's
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What fruit can't be married by itself. cantaloupe
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