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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 14 | false |
My mom's house is like the one in home alone except all the booby traps are emotional | true |
5 money questions you should ask before tying the knot | false |
News: german diver receives a 0.0 score. apparently, olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls. | true |
Bill clinton reveals hillary's anti-drug push was inspired by staffer who died of overdose | false |
Deadly explosion hits st. petersburg metro, russian media reports | false |
Know what dubious honor st. louis won this week? take the fark weird news quiz | false |
I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but i lucked out | true |
Why was the crocodile taking viagra? he was suffering from ereptile disfunction. | true |
Joseph morgan touchdown: drew brees connects with wr for amazing td against buccaneers (video) | false |
The gop candidates are just a bunch of immature middle school boys | false |
Tablecloths, punch bowls and 8 other housewares that are going 'extinct' | false |
Democratic senator uses selma trip to lobby gop on voting rights bill | false |
Triumph in the baja 1000 for the heartgift racing team | false |
What a solution to europe's migration crisis could look like | false |
You know how i deal with migraines? i store them in migranary. | true |
What do prisoners use to talk to each other? cell phones. | true |
What is batman's favorite thing to do with his money? make it wayne. | true |
'sharkwater' filmmaker goes missing during dive off florida keys | false |
Six surprises about the state of the american farm | false |
Huffpollster: what you need to know about brexit referendum polling | false |
What do you call a wandering caveman? a meanderthal | true |
Grand canyon national park celebrates asian-american pacific islander heritage month | false |
I have the emergency alert warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls. | true |
Pope francis tightens the reins on 'listless' nuns | false |
What do you call a sketchy italian neighborhood? a spaghetto | true |
Don't fall for donald trump's latest ploy. he is no lgbtq hero. | false |
Watch: former inmate opens up about what it's like to be gay in jail | false |
Little shop of horrors should have taken place in russia. because in soviet russia plant eats you! | true |
6 questions to ask a therapist before you make it official | false |
Tasted the best borscht ever! it'll be hard to beet. | true |
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an asian? a car thief who can't drive. | true |
I'm circling the auto shop and hoping that my mechanic can hear me yelling, brakes!. | true |
The bata shoe museum in toronto celebrates its 20th anniversary | false |
After 'black panther,' will hollywood finally admit that black films can travel? | false |
How does matthew mcconaughey like his sandwiches? on rye on rye on rye. | true |
Resourceful bride: choosing the shoe that's right for you | false |
10 detroit charities serving their city amid bankruptcy news | false |
Ghetto word of the day: cologne ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two? | true |
There are two types of people in the world: those who like pastries... and those who donut. | true |
A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem he just wanted to b-flat | true |
Ukraine's eurovision win sparks a political uproar in russia | false |
Half of 'caravan' asylum seekers in u.s., sessions puts judges on border | false |
10 weird craigslist ads of the week (photos) | false |
Man dies after breaching tsa checkpoint at honolulu airport | false |
This woman climbed the highest mountains on every continent for a powerful reason | false |
State of the united, manchester united week 14 recap | false |
How do you know someone's an engineer? no worries they will tell you | true |
Hbo wants more than 7 seasons of 'game of thrones' | false |
13 beautifully honest carrie fisher quotes every woman can learn from | false |
Pakistan says kills 100 'terrorists' after suicide shrine attack | false |
Trevor noah taking the tragic out of mulatto one joke at a time | false |
What's so good about an ethiopian blow job? you know that she will definitely swallow | true |
I put a couple of t's in my beer last night. i think it made it better. | true |
Reverse zoonosis: researchers investigate human-to-animal transmission of flu | false |
Did you hear about the angry pancake? he just flipped. | true |
Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping. | true |
A ginger wanted to join the jazz band... but he didn't have enough soul. | true |
How i met your father announced. starring me and your mom. | true |
Remember don lemon's drunken nye rant last year? turns out there's a happy ending. | false |
I ordered at a reddit deli i messed up and ordered the wrong sub. | true |
Why did rembrandt lose his house? because he was *baroque*. | true |
Watch: fight breaks out in pittsburgh after triple | false |
Epilepsy joke what is blue and does not fit? a dead epileptic. | true |
Bernie sanders' suit sparks a debate like we haven't seen since #thedress | false |
Why do they call a horse a horse? because they speak english. | true |
Dating tip: size does matter! tell her how big your tv is. | true |
What is the internal temperature of a taunton? luke warm. | true |
12 ring holders, so you'll always know where you left your jewelry (photos) | false |
Why us it not good to have an oily face? the us might invade it. | true |
Girl are you a fox? because i don't know wtf you're saying. | true |
Hear the 'pokemon' theme song performed as a soulful slow jam | false |
What did the fonz say after his first yoga class? namasteeeyyyy! | true |
If your method of birth control is abstinence... ...and you miss a day, you might be in trouble. | true |
I met my statistics teacher at the store today... what are the odds! | true |
5 ways to do good and feel good -- fast, free and from your desk | false |
Are house democrats actually making leadership changes or nah? | false |
Friends and family rally around kim kardashian on her birthday | false |
Jimmy o. yang of ‘silicon valley’: asians who aren't hunks need screen time, too! | false |
What did the squirtle say to the charmander? (x-post from /r/pokemon) squirtle | true |
Ken chan: don't focus on specific task, but on long-term career path | false |
I lost 130 pounds in a year. she left me. | true |
What's the difference between santa claus and a jew? santa claus goes down the chimney. | true |
The first couple months of the year go by quickly. february just marches on. | true |
Eating more fish could lower your risk of depression | false |
Kids' space art will remind you to marvel at the wonders of our universe like a child | false |
Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out rome was built in like 23.5 hours? | true |
Amia tyrae, transgender woman of color, killed in baton rouge | false |
The new colossus of today is white nationalism | false |
The 7 dwarves got into a hot tub they all started feeling happy so he got out | true |
*other robbers jump into getaway van* drive! drive! drive! okie dokie. * starts to adjust mirrors* | true |
Chicago artist carefully placed 'real fake' sculpture outside trump tower | false |
What's crumbling faster: u.s. infrastructure or political will to act? | false |
Part 1: marijuana isn't going anywhere, so let's talk about how we can reduce the risks of use | false |
The baby boomers decided to leave us with one last present. this presidential election. | true |
Thomas piketty calls out republican 'hypocrisy' on income inequality | false |
How many times can your grandmother orgasm per hour? i'll let you guess first before i tell you... | true |
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty | true |
The disney princess divide: the next mommy wars? | false |
I hate when people share opinions without being asked. | true |
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