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How steve jobs created the ipad and changed the game | false |
Leann rimes 'spitfire' album previewed at special event | false |
Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid. | true |
Behold the power comedy has to neutralize jerks who are mean to women | false |
Senator demands more info about epa chief’s refusal to ban brain-damaging pesticide | false |
If the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? their age. | true |
How obama took an existing feminist law and made it even stronger | false |
Want to hear a joke about ghosts? that's the spirit! | true |
What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? your wife will always blow your bonus! | true |
What do girls and snowflakes have in common? they can't drive cars. | true |
Jerry brown got joe biden really riled up at a health care rally | false |
Lpt: don't spend you time posting lpt on reddit. no one on reddit has a life. | true |
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snow balls | true |
Hundreds at texas capitol speak out against anti-immigrant bill | false |
Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? there's too many ears | true |
Knock knock. who's there? a puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes. | true |
Stephen colbert explains why trump's firing of comey isn't really like 'the godfather' | false |
5 things that should never be said to a pregnant woman on bed rest | false |
Nice - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket | true |
Sally yates rips jeff sessions' defense for harsher criminal sentences | false |
Cal poly president says frat member in blackface likely won't be expelled | false |
What do you get if you mix..... mexicans with samoans? some mo mexicans! | true |
Becoming suge knight: how a mayor’s son became a breakout star of 'straight outta compton' | false |
It was a smart phone until i downloaded twitter | true |
A man is almost hit by a car. chrysler averted. | true |
What did the black kid get on his sats? bbq sauce. | true |
10 presidential inauguration products by etsy, designed to cheer the obamas in style (photos) | false |
'the bachelor' season 20 episode 5 recap: the ladies caucus for ben's heart | false |
Why did the black boy fall off his bike? he didn't. he fell off your bike. | true |
90% of men in chicago have had shower sex the other 10% have never been to prison. | true |
Which tornadoes are the most refreshing? f5 tornadoes. | true |
Tim kaine thinks donald trump will help end our nation's partisan gridlock. here's how. | false |
French parliament backs main clause in gay marriage law | false |
I called the paranoia hotline: this guy answered and said, how the hell did you get this number? | true |
This could be one of the reasons anorexia is so hard to treat | false |
You're not into anything weird right? -not at all *gestures to my ferret army to fall back* | true |
What is better than getting a n64 on christmas? getting a n64 now | true |
Why are organ donations low ? because most people have pianos | true |
Gop senator urges republicans to move on from benghazi | false |
What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? french press. (too soon?) | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? because yolo | true |
New york times shakes up washington bureau as elisabeth bumiller named chief | false |
There's a new band called 1023mb they don't have any gigs yet. | true |
Supporters of venezuela's embattled president storm national assembly building | false |
Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive? cos you're acute angle. | true |
I bet sherlock holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school. | true |
Or do you want to come with me and change the world? | false |
Erin andrews awarded $55 million in peeping tom lawsuit | false |
The scary truth about getting fewer than 6 hours of sleep each night | false |
My wife has everything i could ever want in a woman: low standards. | true |
We seriously can't keep up with khloe kardashian's and lamar odom's divorce saga | false |
One of the worst things you can possibly do to someone is return their text with a call. | true |
When someone in the office steals your food and you want justice | false |
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.... the holocaust | true |
Man plans to launch himself in homemade rocket funded by flat-earthers | false |
How to fall down the stairs step one: step six: step seven: step ten: step fifteen: | true |
The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire | true |
What's an atheist's favorite joke book? the bible. please don't kill me for this. | true |
Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down. | true |
Journalists behind bars: 2015 report highlights china, egypt | false |
Forget the melting arctic, sea ice in antarctica is growing!! | false |
Hillary clinton loses lead over bernie sanders in new iowa poll | false |
Seriously mom, you can do better than that! | false |
Do hamburgers make good vampires? no because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations! | true |
Rooney mara's crop top is cute, colorful as can be (photos) | false |
What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated? penal tea edit: to someone | true |
Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong | true |
Damn girl, are you a huge piece of shit? because you just slid right out of my asshole. | true |
My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace should i take him out of there? | true |
Wales is for sheep but fun for people (photos) | false |
Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? the retail store | true |
Here's your first look at the new 'hey arnold!' movie | false |
The volcano hunters; daredevil photographers create art out of lava and water (video) | false |
What do tumblrinas do on halloween? they go trigger treating | true |
Trump’s global health agenda exposes lies and deception | false |
Michael kors instagram ad is the app's first-ever advertisement | false |
Organic food is not just for snobs, dr. oz. ask wal-mart. | false |
J.r. smith cried in a postgame tribute to his father, and you will too | false |
Martin luther king jr. day celebrates 30th anniversary | false |
What did the winner of the not moving contest get? atrophy | true |
Sorry everyone, this jacket is the new #thedress | false |
What do albanian kids want to be when they grow up? italian | true |
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? a pachydermatologist. | true |
Nba stars and coaches share heartfelt stories about flip saunders | false |
Why isn't cindy spelled sindie? whoever caid c makes an s cound was ctupid. | true |
'call me maybe' wedding flash mob gets all the guests dancing (video) | false |
Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? yea he broke a ribbet | true |
How keanu reeves taught me one of life's most important lessons | false |
What did the weeaboo southerner name his daughter? anna may | true |
When is it ok to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire! | true |
Donald trump just called himself 'a very stable genius' | false |
'dads who rock': working mother magazine's top 25 'superstar' fathers (photos) | false |
Donald trump reportedly didn't know what a gold star family was | false |
Roy moore uses title of teen cheerleader movie in attempt to defend himself | false |
Suspect 'calm and laughing' after allegedly killing vermont social worker | false |
Here's your very first look at 'jurassic world' | false |
Dozens of gravestones toppled, broken at philadelphia jewish cemetery | false |
Giving birth takes longer today than it did 50 years ago: study | false |
Private student loan business declares war on borrowers | false |
Donald trump's pick for key bank regulator is a foreclosure kingpin, of course | false |
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