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Yo mommas so fat. she stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average. | true |
A nobel prize winner posts to reddit... (fart sounds) | true |
When people are singing happy birthday to me, i have no idea where to look. | true |
Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. once. | true |
What did the cop say to his belly button? you're under a vest lol | true |
What is relative humidity? the sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin. | true |
André leon talley talk show is coming to a tv near you | false |
2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ hehe | true |
I'm god's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute. | true |
I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone. | true |
What's the difference between god and bono?? god doesn't walk around thinking he's bono!! | true |
40% of women in the world are battered... and i've been eating mine plain this whole time. | true |
Are we finally ready to publicly celebrate female desire? | false |
Members of congress join chorus calling for judge persky's removal | false |
Only kyle chandler was man enough to play cate blanchett's husband in 'carol' | false |
This man recalls the complexity of being gay in germany during the mid-20th century | false |
Why did scottish baby sneeze? it got week old. | true |
What's holding arab women back from achieving equality? | false |
What do disneyworld hookers sing? i ho i ho it's off to work i go | true |
Ferguson mayor warns deal to reform policing could still fall apart | false |
What does an aging mafia boss do for his birthday? forget about it. | true |
Q: how can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? a: she sneezes. | true |
Me: is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? percy: not per se | true |
What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting? a tooter | true |
Look: lady gaga lookalikes live for the applause -- and here's how you can, too | false |
What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions? a crime fighter. | true |
Why democrats would be smart to let donald trump put peter thiel on the supreme court | false |
Trump eyeing rep. cathy mcmorris rodgers for interior department | false |
I love you to the moon and back | false |
5 simple tips for taking killer instagram travel photos | false |
Why does michael j. fox make the best milkshakes? -> he uses the finest ingredients. | true |
Why did the snowman smile? ...because he saw the snowblower coming. | true |
I only do cocaine with the flexible straws. so i can reach my dashboard while i'm driving. | true |
Postcards from lebanon: part 14 in a series of cancer-related commentary (christmas with cancer) | false |
Trump voter fraud probe sends new request for voter information | false |
People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving? | true |
The charlottesville i know is not defined by white supremacists | false |
Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff | true |
Bindi irwin is the newest contestant on 'dancing with the stars' | false |
What's the difference between a jew and santa claus? santa goes down the chimney | true |
That awkward moment when... when mars has more water than california... | true |
This exhibit is made with the blood of queer men — blood the fda refuses to take | false |
What does a nosy pepper do? get jalapeno business | true |
Al-qaeda: 'isis goes too far'. ah the middle east, where al-qaeda is the voice of moderation. | true |
My friend told me i'm delusional. i almost fell of my rhino... | true |
6 ways your job is making you sick, and what you can do about it | false |
Why did the redneck cross the road? his dick was stuck in the chicken. | true |
Dear men, please don't bring these bad hairstyles back | false |
Mike flynn wasn't robert mueller's 'big fish.' why the trump team should be worried. | false |
What do you call it when an ex pees on you? ex-stream! | true |
Kerry washington says shonda rhimes is 'the best boss on the planet' | false |
Stephen colbert looks at the other presidential candidates, including god | false |
Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people. | true |
Kayaker tries to reason with destructive bear, fails miserably | false |
Wife cooks money that husband hid in oven | false |
Some guy at a 'muslim-free' gun shop accidentally shot himself | false |
Anna deavere smith on the 44th jefferson lecture and the search for american character | false |
Asantewaa prempeh, filmmaker, and her eyeliner that never gives up | false |
Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads? brazil | true |
Two individuals decide to spend ramadan together... they were fast friends! | true |
What's the policy at french morgues? baguette and tag it. | true |
I don't see how flight mh370 sunk. when it hit the water it would have been plane sailing. | true |
I got this jewish girl's number she rolled her sleeve up | true |
A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. can i push in your stool? | true |
A sandwich walks into a bar the bartender says, sorry, we don't serve food here. | true |
Whats the antonym of manchester united? womanbreastsr divided | true |
With how fat america is.... with how fat america is, i'm surprised their currency isn't in pounds. | true |
Trump says four people under consideration to replace michael flynn | false |
Hiding money from your spouse has gotten a lot harder | false |
Breast lesions classified as 'probably benign' rarely turn out to be cancer, study finds | false |
Someone asked me who do i prefer chris brown or rihanna? chris brown beats rihanna every time. | true |
My mother on sex, romance and being an octogenarian | false |
House republicans take first step to repeal obamacare, rubber-stamp $9 trillion in new debt | false |
Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? because she had a pun in the oven! | true |
Why is iron man italian? because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.. | true |
25 reasons to appreciate your best friends on your wedding day | false |
Kanye west performs on 'snl,' has a rap battle with kyle mooney | false |
Prince harry, cressida bonas spotted 'cozying up' at 'dark knight rises' premiere | false |
I don't even own a slave - colonial hipster | true |
Worst name for a group of election tellers. the tally-band. | true |
What does the farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? where is my shovel ? | true |
New gop health care bill is even worse than the first | false |
Why education secretary nominee betsy devos is a dangerous threat to lgbtq equality | false |
If your uncle jack was stuck on a roof would you help your uncle jack off? | true |
Hillary clinton gets ready for first campaign rally | false |
Britney spears brings her biggest hits to the 2016 billboard music awards | false |
Natural model management helps average-sized models find a niche | false |
What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? a car-brrrrr-etor i'll see myself out. | true |
What is faster, hot or cold? hot, because you can catch a cold. | true |
Protesters take to chicago streets after rahm emanuel apologizes for police scandal | false |
There is a big difference between friends and facebook friends | true |
9 secrets for making your homemade smoothies taste as good as the pros' | false |
My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management i lost it. | true |
After a decade without executions, arkansas sets dates to kill 8 inmates | false |
Rudy giuliani can't figure out airpods in priceless picture | false |
Khloe kardashian's racy skintight catsuit is her best look yet | false |
I'm a big fan of 50 cent or as he's known in zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars | true |
27 perfect tweets about 'the bachelorette' season 13, episode 6 | false |
I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. but thanks for the warning | true |
Ivanka trump sees in dad a 'genius' that rivets her, white house reporter says | false |
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