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For our kids, let’s get tobacco out of baseball for good
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Louis c.k.'s 'snl' monologue gets real about god, heaven, women and calling shirts 'wifebeaters'
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I before e except after c and in old mcdonnald had a farm.
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What do you call a naked musician? a natural
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Teenage mutant african mammals lionardo giraffael rhinotello michelantelope
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Here's how to come out to your doctor
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Republicans insist donald trump's request to james comey wasn't serious
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A butterfly cure for the winter blues (a.k.a. bite me, polar vortex) (photos)
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How i learned to be a breastfeeding dad
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What do we want ? race-car noises! when do we want them? neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? it was stumped.
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Netflix is raising prices on all but its most basic plan
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Kids may not be ready for the world they'll inherit
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What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? a hit brodway show
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Check out photos from the fox business gop debate
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Why does pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest? because he has a woodpecker!
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Marriage is like comcast. frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed.
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Sure i have my doubts, but bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either.
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Bartender says, we don't serve time travelers. a time traveler walks into a bar...
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My asian roommate says i have schizophrenia. jokes on him, i don't have a roommate.
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What's the difference between george michael and carrie fisher? two days.
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That's funny is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't.
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How jennifer garner got her groove back one year after affleck
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This mother's day, it's okay to ask your mom for a gift (really)
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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? baaaaaeeeee!
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I saw an entire family with huge butts i guess you can say it's in their genes
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? he wanted to get a long little doggy
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Abstinence may make the bones grow stronger (or can't a girl get a drink anymore?) part 2
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The key to a good joke is missed erection
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What's long and hard? the sock under my bed.
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You should never be sad. because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good.
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The hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective.
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What's the difference between a cockroach and the japanese? a nuke won't kill a cockroach
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Photographer wang wusheng's 'celestial realm' entrances at barry friedman ltd. (photos)
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Are your meetings collaborative... or just crowded? four factors to consider.
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What did the perverted sauce say to the chinese ribs? .. i'm only peking.
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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? the kfc drive-thru line.
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A hunger to live longer: do calorie-restricted diets promote longevity and slow aging?
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'the hangover part iii' photos: first look at the upcoming film
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. he says he can stop any time.
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Doj moves to investigate planned parenthood over fetal tissue practices
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Divorce and porn: is watching porn grounds for divorce?
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22 places that have the same names but are actually absurdly different
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Should salt shakers be removed from the table?
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10 science fiction writers predict what the next 10 years will bring
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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? they went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either.
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What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? you can feed one to your dog
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What do you think of miles davis? he kind of blew
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How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers
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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'cause it had a hard drive.
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17 times you wish you could be a kid instead of an adult woman
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Parenting after divorce: 10 ways to make talking to your ex about the kids less stressful
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Fact - if you add ish to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything
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How boards and management best create value together
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Leaving on a jet plane: 10 countries that you should move to this year
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What percentage of scottish people are twats? 55.3%
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These wedding shoes are way better than heels (your feet will thank you later)
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Q: what did the stamp say to the envelope? a: i'm stuck on you.
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I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.
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Can't quit smoking? wear mittens all the time.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass? a one molar solution.
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Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? aw, schwitz! i forgot it :(
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3 reasons saying 'good job!' isn't good enough to motivate your team
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Chief justice roberts will sit out patent case over $175,000 stock conflict
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Ipads boost doctors' efficiency at university of chicago, study shows
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Trump's talk on terror and iraq has experts worried about a coming backlash
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Simba was moving too slowly so i told him to mufasa
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Mitt romney tells roy moore to step aside: 'i believe leigh corfman'
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So i got a manual on how to please a man. so far it's really come in handy.
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Lobbyists mingled with state lawmakers at democrats' closed-door policy retreat
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Kids aren't impressed with your fancy artisanal chocolates
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Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. but that theory doesn't hold water.
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What's love got to do with the brain?
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As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, push! i was convinced it was a pull door.
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Q: why does everyone love cats? - a: they're purr-fect!
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Why did the miner feel so low? he was in a deep depression.
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I challenged superman to a fight. the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
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Hrc reboots its mission toward greater trans inclusion
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My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob oral consent
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What technology are old people better at using than young people? life support.
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Daddy? what is a tranny? ask your mother. he knows.
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Why did god create man? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :d
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Hooded thieves swarm san francisco apple store, swipe gadgets
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Compelling photos capture pope francis' visit to cuba
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How do you make a rabbit stew? keep it waiting.
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Cute proposal: new jersey man pops the question with 'up'-themed proposal (photos)
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The golden globes best-dressed list is absolutely jaw-dropping
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Blueberry cobbler, at the end of a long day
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I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. the crowd went mild.
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What did alex trebek say when he was about to lose his job? my career is in jeopardy!
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After trump's visit, saudi arabia hopes to reinforce its influence in the region, against iran
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Why couldn't donald trump cross the road? because a wall was blocking his way
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That's me in the corner. - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works
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Why did the european businessman sleep on the streets? to avoid a hostel takeover.
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Wendy chandler, alabama mom, furious over 'corporal punishment consent form'
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I scream, you scream: summer flavor round up
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Vegetarian diet could make you happier and less stressed, study shows
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Italian food what is an italian lesbians favorite food? cunninglinguini !
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Brazil races against time to save drought-hit city
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