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The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club.
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These mice watched a classic orson welles film for science
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What did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark.
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Sorry i sprayed bug spray in your face. those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me.
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U.s. distaste for turkish leader erdogan may have reached 'tipping point'
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Ryder blair, 7-month-old, waterskis like a pro (video)
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M.l.k. day 2017: a time for principled defiance
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Yogis celebrate the summer solstice in nyc's times square
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Veterans day: 'war/photography' debuts at museum of fine arts houston
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My wife says i can join your gang but i have to be home by 9.
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I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as tuna of the land.
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How smoothie queen jj smith created a flourishing weight loss empire
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James corden reveals donald trump's nsfw debate doodle
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Obama calls flint water crisis 'inexplicable and inexcusable'
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How do bees go to school? they take the buzz
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I once had a job circumcising elephants the pay was low, but the tips were *huge*
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How mentorship is helping more latino men earn college degrees
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Uk prime minister urges unity amid reports of 'hard brexit'
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Divorce diaries: do parents on their own need a plus one?
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Time warner to remove u.s. retirees from company health plan
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'i need you, i don't need you': viral video is a metaphor for parenting
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Why can't jim's make sandwiches? cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!
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Demi lovato brings florida shooting survivors on stage during tour
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It's a bird! no, its a plane! holy shit it's dave!
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Did yo hear about the hillary special at kfc? two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99
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Q: did i ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? a: it had no point.
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Fergie's headdress transports us to the far east (photos, poll)
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
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These are the real-life effects of trump's obamacare sabotage
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Sure, the mediterranean diet is good for you. but have you tried the nordic diet?
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? one with a hoppy ending.
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Rory mcilroy late to ryder cup singles match over time zone confusion (video)
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What do you call a rich asian? *cha ching!*
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When i was 9, i was touched by an angel. angel martinez, currently serving 16 years.
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Kris humphries divorce from kim kardashian official nearly a year and a half after filing
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I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. no strings attached
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I'm watching so many cute animals videos i think i'm developing aww-tism.
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Trump’s decision to keep parks open during shutdown puts politics before safety
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Found an expired condom. oh well, still ate it anyway. hope i don't get sick!
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Celebrities honor their moms on mother's day with sweet social media posts
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Sean rooks, nba coach and former player, dead at 46
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I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes.
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Here at the klingon hairdressing institute it is a good day to dye.
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Dying man's wish to return to the forest comes true
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Next osx version announced!!! it will be called el chapo
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A complete stranger paid this man's $2,000 car bill, no questions asked
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'snl' mocks just how desperate hillary clinton is to be a new yorker
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Mike huckabee on kim davis: obey the law only 'if it's right'
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Cheeky campaign encourages women to dump dudes who support trump
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Friday talking points -- games the whole family can play
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Seth rogen takes down donald trump in donald trump jr.'s dms
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Which sports team honors the true spirit of thanksgiving? the redskins
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What is the best contraceptive for old people? nudity
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In my office, i tried pushing the envelope... but it's still stationery.
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How can you tell if someone does crossfit? don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Mek’s fake intelligence on aleppo only hinders fact-finding bodies finding the truth
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Finding the face of depression in a mirror
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A latino actor might be playing the lead in the 'scarface' reboot
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Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? because it was depressed.
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Girlfriend is on her way over. aaaaaaannd history deleted.
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The fish's piano was making weird noises. guess it was out of tuna.
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My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. or possibly being robbed. whatever.
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There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority.
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How'm i going to 80's montage myself out of this one?
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Fat chicks don't get wet..... they get greasy
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Civil rights bill top priority for lgbt voters, according to new poll
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Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights
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The battle for the future of transportation seems imminent
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Well at least i don't bring up things from the past like you did last month
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Good friends help you move. great friends help you move bodies.
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Boss: what's your five-year goal? me: paid administrative leave.
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This blizzard in nyc was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected
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I'm finally done smoking my name was legally changed yesterday.
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Republicans’ health care revision is an ugly, cheap cover up
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How do they practice safe sex in scotland? they brand the sheep that kick.
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I finally found out why op never delivers!
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Signs of the times, from the people's climate march in nyc
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It might be a 'great time to be gay,' but grindr survey reveals discrimination fears
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Suspected chelsea bomber allegedly attacked family in 2014
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The best friend ever? meet a 9-year-old bracelet philanthropist
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What do you call a turtle with a hard on? a tank!!!! pew pew pew!!
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Take the $100 tip challenge to make someone's christmas and your own
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Rick perry in a harrowing position as first debate nears
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Death to shoppers? al-shabaab and the fracturing of international jihadism
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Hey does it smell like i took a shit? ah, sulfur so good.
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Searches of travelers' electronics should require a warrant, aclu contends
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How digital platforms like linkedin, uber and taskrabbit are changing the on-demand economy
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What did gb say to eu? peace out, euron eurown!
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Where's jesus when you need him. there's only 2 fish sticks left and i've got company coming.
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I'm an over medium comedian i don't always make yolks, but when i do, they are runny
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Summing up my life in 5 words: 'i fail at maths'
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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? a san diego
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What do you call a mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? frijole.
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Finding kindness: how to put compassion into action
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What kind of footwear do whitewalkers use? the hodor-eliminating kind.
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Turns out an obama family vacation looks much like ours
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What did the banana say to the orange? fruit can't talk
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Jimmy kimmel's rude interviewer proves technology is terrible
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Obama's possible paths to a supreme court nomination
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You can only enjoy lord of the rings if you're taking heroin... it's called high fantasy.
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