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What animal did they have in concentration camps? dachau
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The investment pieces you need for fall 2012 (photos)
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Why is abraham lincoln on the penny? because it makes cents (sense).
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Top-down is the right way to wash just about anything... ...but apparently not convertibles.
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Tired and poor need not apply: the american dream is not for you
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Lady gaga, we're begging you to make your super bowl show a huge protest
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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? he was a little horse
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How does ice-cube drink his milk? straight outta carton.
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Why do men, on average, die before women? because they want to.
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There are only 10 types of people in this world. those who understand binary and those who don't
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Donald trump surrogate claims nominee wasn't mocking his accusers' looks
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Texas woman has the state's first locally transmitted case of zika virus
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Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog? it's a shih-tzu.
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Jesus walks into a bar... orders a glass of tap water.
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94-year-old mcdonald's employee celebrates 44th anniversary on job
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Pc gamers don't take hot showers. they take steam-y ones.
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What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? beer
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Tennessee student's rainbow noose art project sparks outrage
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? chips.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? because it's pretty basic stuff.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? when it leaves you and never comes back.
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Trump will be president until 2020 it would have been 20:15, but the sniper got stuck in traffic...
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Watch this toddler discover her shadow and promptly freak out
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A who's who explanation of everyone involved in bolshoi ballet acid attack
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Ucf frat that chanted 'let's rape some b*****s' did not break rules, school says
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Michael moore calls flint water crisis a 'hate crime' based on gop's 'race hatred'
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Larry chandler, indiana electrician facing foreclosure, wins $1 million in powerball lottery
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Arnold schwarzenegger married two gay couples as republican governor of california
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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'house of cards' actor reg e. cathey is dead at 59
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A sadist walks up to a masochist... the masochist says hurt me. the sadist says no.
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The indian baking festival was kind of a bust. it was a naan event.
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Parents of 12-year-old say son killed himself after being bullied over sexuality
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Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes
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Diane keaton's bowler hat epitomizes her style (photo)
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#trumphair is the hilarious hashtag our country deserves
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High slits reach new levels in this week's dangerous outfits (photos)
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Artist channels ancient myths, fairy tales and mundane moments in fantastical crochet
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Why we must raise children who care about the welfare of animals
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Picture this: shaggy is performing at the queen's birthday concert
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Grandma freaks out when mick jagger joins taylor swift on stage
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Why don't melons ever run away and get married? because they cantaloupe!
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What 'key & peele' gets right about black republicans, according to a top black republican
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Priscilla presley's gorgeous summer glow... and how to get the look
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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly.
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Susan collins: 'no reason to be concerned' that trump is unhinged
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Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... baby bomba drama however
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Melania trump promises donald will represent everyone, even muslims he wants to ban
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My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day i exaggerate. i responded, like a billion.
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How much blow can charlie sheen do? enough to kill two and a half men
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Yes, billy crystal did just make a homophobic statement (and here's why it matters)
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Caitlyn jenner is talking about running for office
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Our loss in wealth shows we're all in this together
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Omg a turtle is coming to kill you, walk for your life.
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I organized a threesome the other day. a couple of people didn't show, but i still had fun.
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Woman tells men to stfu about abortion in 3 glorious sentences
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What does it mean to be a 'good mom'?
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How do you fit 6 million jews into a car? send them to clown school.
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Somali pirates hijack first commercial ship since 2012
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Merrick garland champions work in public service during commencement address
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What do you call a blad man with dandruff? a snowglobe!
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How do black people like their eggs? poached
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I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- i'm better than you.
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What's pretty and expensive but has no use? leonardo dicaprio's oscar shelf.
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5 ways sexuality is alive (and lively) as we age
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Earth has billions of inhabitants, while uranus has only one.... my dick.
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Beyond the bubble: children's books that illustrate poverty
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The importance of commas let's eat, grandpa! said the incestuous cannibal
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Morgan freeman and jimmy fallon talking on helium is everything
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Trump's new executive orders make it easier to fire federal workers
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Blood test could help identify pancreatic cancer early
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Kim kardashian twitter: celeb takes on british airways for 'stealing' from her luggage
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'riverdale' star madelaine petsch hilariously shuts down redhead stereotypes
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New 'doctor who' trailer will have you running for the tardis
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Woman calls police on black family for bbqing at a lake in oakland
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What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? dill dough
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Me: wow this recumbent bike is pretty comfortable. trainer: ok now start pedaling. me: what?
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This is the biggest austin restaurant opening of the year. true story.
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Trump rails against press in response to reports of chaos
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Vladimir putin goes shirtless again for new 2016 calendar
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Tina knowles-lawson: i taught my daughters ‘from day one’ that black is beautiful
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Don't hate the player, play the player. they never see that coming.
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Use this penny trick to find out if your car needs new tires
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What tv personality lives in your phone? sim card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
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Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate.
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What's a toads favourite sweet ? lollihops !
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If you think looters and arsonists are the only ones protesting ferguson, think again
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I can't personally remember an olympics with better toilet reporting
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International effort rescues more than 5,000 migrants in the mediterranean
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Gop senators warn against further troop cuts in afghanistan
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Knock knock who's there ? chef ! chef who ? chef bridges !
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John need taxi john: hey, man! please call me a taxi. steve: yes, sir. you are a taxi
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Do all europeans countries drive on the right? no, the brits left.
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If princess peach fixed shoes for a living she's be princess peach cobbler lol thanks for following
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Chuck todd imitates yoda -- and it's actually pretty good
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Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now i have bangs and work at anthropologie.
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What do you call a chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop? a shatbook.
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Wang xingwei exhibit showcases artist's humorously bizarre paintings (photos)
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What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? have you ever been abroad?
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Twitter users just say no to kellyanne conway's drug abuse cure
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