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Can we say so long, but not goodbye, to dave?
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Platform heels for spring: our blogger network styles the trend (photos)
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7 photos that will terrify people with allergies
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Have a whale of a time in hermanus, south africa!
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Want to know who’s raising money for trump? well, you can’t.
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If shame burned calories, i'd be back to my birth weight by now
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What's green, has a cape, and flies? super pickle!
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5 formative queer movies to break out at your pride party
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Let's talk about sausage.... isn't it the wurst?
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Shannen doherty dancing amid radiation treatments is positive force to behold
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See a virtual-reality reggie watts break it down in this 'creative control' clip
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Dear god, make me a bird, so i can... *turns into penguin* dammit i wasn't finished!
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The nail polishes everyone will be wearing next spring
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What part of america can't sell full sized soft drinks? minnesota
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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? an untenable situation
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What do you call a group of combi's? a combi nation!
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When gwen stefani goes to hawaii i bet she aint no mahaloback girl either.
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Donald trump's border wall could have 'yuge' environmental costs
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Finnair teams with marimekko in design partnership (video, photos)
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Flavored simple syrup recipes to make at home
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I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we all dig.... its a beautiful poem....very deep.
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How can you tell a mechanic got laid? he has one clean finger
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How to step into your own empowered leader
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Surging demand for rechargeable batteries is driving business to south america
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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *nein*
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Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole
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#memehistory is twitter's way of teaching us all about history
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Kristen bell and idina menzel reunite to sing latest 'frozen' hit
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8 incredible interior paint ideas from real homes that turn a wall into a masterpiece (photos)
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Nice guys finish last. but thats because practice makes perfect.
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Royal wedding anniversary: a year in fascinators (photos)
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In a first, a transgender woman's killer sentenced under hate crime law
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So what do you call a busy soviet a russian....yeah....
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5 best moments from z100's jingle ball 2014
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This food truck serves free burritos to homeless people in los angeles
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I ate some fireflies for supper today. i'm trying to eat light.
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6-year-old makes heartbreaking plea to st. louis: 'stop killing each other'
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Insider tips on austin for sxsw attendees (photos)
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Republicans’ obamacare replacement just got a powerful enemy
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What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? just put it on my bill.
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What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? copper
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Father of student attacked by police: u.s. aid to mexico 'being used to kill ordinary people'
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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea? a good start.
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Words: for when an emoticon just isn't enough.
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Jeb bush’s cavalry arrives amid worry he's ceding too much ground
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Interactive map: how your state is implementing the every student succeeds act
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's homophobic.
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I'm not an olympic sprinter, i just run like one when my ex wants to talk.
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I asked my friend if he ever went skiing. . . not in real life, only in florida.
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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
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Comfortable clothing to wear on thanksgiving 2012 (photos)
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I finally understand how batteries feel because i'm rarely ever included in things either.
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What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? you would be stoned to death.
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The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, i'm amazed i haven't tried to date it yet
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Finance worker allegedly said he fatally stabbed his small pet dog in self-defense
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Miss iraq pageant winner crowned for first time in more than 40 years
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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? fruit of the tomb
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Luis suarez is to appear in the next star wars film. he'll play chewbacca's brother, chewshoulder.
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Why doesn't pac-man use twitter? because he doesn't like being followed.
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Lost camera from 2012 shipwreck returned with photos intact
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50 fictional places you can visit in real life
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How do you kill a circus? go for the juggler!
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Trump falsely tells hill leaders millions of 'illegals' cost him the popular vote
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If you thought airline fees were bad, read this
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Bermuda's same-sex marriage reversal sparks fears others will follow
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I hardly know you... but, facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday!
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Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? murder
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7 twitter accounts that will make your next trip a zillion times easier
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11 reasons why you should visit mexico city immediately
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Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials because you know, sex cells
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We can save foster children only by educating them
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Touching sonogram image shows dying twin holding his sister's hand
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Whatever mom, if that's even your real name!!!
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Historical landmark makes for a hip hideaway in san fran
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Air force failed to report dozens of convictions to background check system
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It was so quiet in chicago during the last inning. you could hear the gunshots.
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What is frankincense? christmas resin is dried sap of boswellia sacra tree
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Why it’s hard to control drug prices at the ballot box
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Why jillian michaels is reclaiming 'fag' and 'dyke'
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Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. they get confused
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Huffpollster: donald trump’s chances look good in new york and pennsylvania
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Nabra hassanen's killing sparks discussion of islamophobia among latinos
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I'm not sure how i can prove it, but i think i'm actually more stupid since joining twitter...
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Have you seen jesus's abs?!! he must be doing that cross-fit workout!
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Why is santa claus's sack always so full? because he only comes once a year
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What do you say to a jewish new zealander? hee brew
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Buying a home? know hard costs going in
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I lost weight: brian fregeau slowly cut back on calories and lost 111 pounds
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I found alan rickman in the grocery store yesterday... jk
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Charming time-lapse captures baby's magical first year in smiles
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Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? cuz i wouldn't hit that.
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The secret way memory could be sabotaging your happiness
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Jessica simpson just emerged from hiding on our cheap celeb finds list
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Pixar will make you cry as usual with this '20 years of friendship' clip
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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What is a wok? something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.
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Stephen colbert thinks he knows why macron persuaded trump to attend davos
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My mom asked for my netflix password... she better not be trying to chill
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If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... you have selfie-steam issues.
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Dog's cone of shame halloween costume makes the best of things (photo)
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