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"Oh my,",said Juan,"he looks just like his papa!"
"I must give him a proper name.", continued Juan.
"I name you..
Senor Pepe Guadaloop Tom Flanagan Paco Oryan QUESTO!"
[Pretend there is alot of applause]
Well, Paco, I mean QUEST, learned the trade of his
father and his father's father. Toiling and slaving away, he
dreamed of one day going to America, north of the border,
and leading a life of a re-fried bean.
One lazy sunny day, Paco and his father were doing
their daily fishing, trying to make a living for themselves
and feed their family,with out eating stray dogs. Questo was
casting off with his new hardwood fishing pole that his
father made for him that very morning. Juan was picking his
nose and batting an eye at his son, marveling his skill at
throwing the line.
Suddenly Paco's line went taut with a quick jerk and
Paco's limp 100 lb body flew into the water with a splash.
"Oh no, my little chili bean fart, what should I do.
Juan pulled Quest out of the water. Well, he thought "At
least he's clean now, I don't think he'll be thirsty for at
least another week.
[Sorry to end this story so abruptly, but Oryan Quest is
not worth more than 5K, come to think of it he's not worth a
byte. I figgured since he tried SOOOO hard to write a rag
file about me (See Phrack 12) that I ought to show exactly
what the word, "rag" means.
==Phrack Inc.==
Issue XIV, File 1 of 9
Released On July 28, 1987
Hi and welcome to the final regular issue of Phrack Newsletter. Most of you
already know about the nationwide arrest of many of the phreak/hack world's
most knowledgeable members. I may receive a visit from the authorities as
well and because of this and other events, I am going to leave the modem
world.
As of now, Phrack Inc. is dissolved. It may put out an annual publication
once a year in the summer, but this is only a possibility. If I remain a free
person, I will be able to release Phrack XV which will only be news and it
will feature details about Dan The Operator, PartyCon '87, and, of course, the
current Secret Service bust wave.
One last thing to mention. Although I don't have the time to go into full
detail about it right now, at the current time, we at Phrack Inc. have
uncovered a large amount of evidence to support the conclusion that MAD HATTER
is an informant. He should be deleted off of any BBSes that he calls. We
believe that he was planted by the Secret Service to infiltrate PartyCon '87
and frame Control C and many others.
One last statement to make before the directory. Basically, I have wanted my
escape from the phreak/hack world for a long time. I figured SummerCon '87
would be my last big thing and then I'd write the article for PWN and by July
1, 1987, I would be done and out of the modem community. Unfortunately,
events just kept happening and are still in motion. Even if I am not busted,
as of August 1, 1987, I am considering myself not a member of the modem
community and I will not appear anywhere. If Phrack XV isn't out by then, you
won't see it ever. I'm sorry, but that's the way it has to be.
This issue features:
Introduction by Knight Lightning . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..012 Apple Sectors
Phrack Pro-Phile X Featuring Terminus by Taran King. . . . ..030 Apple Sectors
The Conscience of a Hacker {Reprint} by The Mentor . . . . ..017 Apple Sectors
The Reality of The Myth [REMOBS] by Taran King . . . . . . ..026 Apple Sectors
Understanding DMS Part II by Control C . . . . . . . . . . ..071 Apple Sectors
TRW Business Terminology by Control C. . . . . . . . . . . ..021 Apple Sectors
Phrack World News Special Edition #1 by Knight Lightning . ..053 Apple Sectors
Phrack World News Issue XIV/1 by Knight Lightning. . . . . ..070 Apple Sectors
Phrack World News Issue XIV/2 by Knight Lightning. . . . . ..101 Apple Sectors
I hope you enjoy it.
:Knight Lightning
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==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 14, Phile #2 of 9
==Phrack Pro-Phile X==
Written and Created by Taran King
5/24/87
Welcome to Phrack Pro-Phile X. Phrack Pro-Phile is created to bring
info to you, the users, about old or highly important/controversial people.
This month, we bring to you a sysop and user of past days...
Terminus
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Terminus is the sysop of NetSys Unix and, in the past, ran Metronet.
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