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[+] Metro! =->Dr. Doom<-= Metro! [+]
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%^% (^name of group) (name must be %^%
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RAD Present: RAD
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@!@ File #30 > ISDN!!!!!!!!!!! @!@
%!% %!%
%!% (ALWAYS say how many OTHER worthless files %!%
%%% you have written so it makes you look %%%
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That is an example of a good border, notice all
the neat ASCII graphics and how he uses space to put
his group in the file too.
The content of your file is important also.
Here is a list of rules you should follow.
1. ALWAYS be confusing, it makes you look li ke you
know what you are talking about, even if you don't.
2. ALWAYS use as many acronyms as you can, it will make
your reader look up to you because you know that
AACTU stands for Acronyms Are Cool To Use.
3. ALW AYS be condescending to your reader as if he/she
should know what the hell you are talking about even
if you are just rambling to fill space.
Corollary: ALL FILES SHOULD BE AT LEAST 40 SECTORS
4. ALWAYS give 10-15 examples that really don't show
what you are talking about, but will make the reader
think that whatever you are writing on, somehow has
some use when it doesn't.
5. ALWAYS put in diagrams and pictures, the ASCII will
confuse them so much that you can say just about
anything that will describe the diagram.
6. ALWAYS list things vertically, it makes you look
professional. (And it takes up space too)
7. ALWAYS thank 10 famous people even if they didn't
help you on the file because it will make it seem
as if you know them REAL well.
8. ALWAYS interject your own opinions because it makes
you look scholarly and that you are a master of the
facts you are perpetrating.
9. ALWAYS make at least 5 spelling mistakes, because it
makes it seem as if you did it in a hurry because
you have a social life, even when you don't and
spent days on it correcting spelling and grammar.
10. ALWAYS type stuff like jkwhebfiue in parts you don't
fully understand and then blame it on the xmission.
This releases you from knowing everything in the
file.
11. ALWAYS dedicate your file to a girlfriend, it makes
you look like you have one and that you are a stud,
even if you look like Slave Driver.
Sexy-Exy presents...
A Humor Filled Article
A Marvelous Laugh For The 80's
A Nice Bedtime Story
A Stephen King Look-a-Like
A Joke for You!
"When a Phreak/Hacker says...He really means,,,"
Preface
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Just a note, all names mentioned are fictitous, and are
creations of the author. Any resemblences or factual
similiarity are completely coincidental.
When a Phone Phreak or Hacker says something, there is
usually an undertone or subliminal message, in this nice
file, I will list some of the more common ones you will run
across.
1. When Slave Driver says
'I am on the football team!'
He really means...
'I wash the uniforms for the guys.
2. When Carrier Culprit says...
'I look like Don Johnson!'
He really means...
He watches too much 'Miami Vice'.
3. When Knight Lightning says...
'Hi this is KL, I wanna ask you something...'
He really means...
'Hi, this is KL, let me open up my Database.'
4. When Phantom Phreaker says...
'I go trashing for all my information.'
He really means...
'I am going to shop for Christmas dinner.'
5. When Dr. Doom says...
'I got locked out of my house.'
He really means...
'The Dept. of Sanitation put the lid back on the sewer'
5. When Forest Ranger says...
'I am tenderizing meat.'
He really means...