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SCAB-Switching Cable Analysis Bureau. They work with PMS for trunk testing
and maintenance. The systems they use are FART and DOPAMINE.
BASTARD-Box Accessible System To Aid Real D00ds. A special in band NPA with
full OSC support for blue boxers to experiment within legally. Only
operating in special areas.
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Name: Phantom Phreaker
DOGSHIT-Division Operations Group SHIT (see above post). DOGSHIT is like
SHIT, except that DOGSHIT is in a division.
CATPISS-Centralized Automatic Tandem Priorities Interexchange Support System.
Self-explanatory.
BEER-Bell Electrical Engineering Research
COOL-Computerized Operations On Loops
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Name: Taran King
BOOGER-Bell Operational Office for Generation of ESS Reports. Self
Explanatory.
STAN-Spanish Tacos And Nachos. This support group, Californian based,
maintains food services for all superior employees (all employees).
NATE-Nacho And Taco Emissary. This department secretly interfaces STAN with
the rest of the network due to the STAN group's inability to fit in with
society. **Due to divestiture, NATE and STAN are no longer part of the
network**
IL DUCE-Not an acronym, but the janitorial services department of the network.
PUMPKIN-Peripheral Unit Modulator Phor Kitchen Installations of NATE. This
group is in charge of interfacing kitchen activities through Project
Genesis. See RAPE.
BRRR-RING-The official word for the sound an AT&T phone makes receiving an
incoming call.
BANANA-Basic Analog Network Analog Network Analog (No wonder they went
digital)
RAPE-Red Afro-PUMPKIN Enthusiast. This group, led by Peter, cheers IL DUCE
while he sweeps the floors.
SCOOP-Secondary Command Output Only Procedure. This converts all text to
lower case. It is a function used in most Bell computers along with
LEX.
LEX-Lengthy Explanatory Xlations. This program, found alongside SCOOP,
converts all lowercase text, from SCOOP, into upper case and 40 columns
surrounded by "$"s.
** Warning! Never leave SCOOP and LEX running simultaneously or you will
surely cause L666 to occur. **
L666-The warning message generated by computers indicating endless loops of
conflicting jobs. This also indicates that everything is fucked. See
LOKI.
LOKI-Life Over-Kill Incentive. If you find this error message on your
computer, do not reboot the computer, but be sure to reboot something.
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Name: The Disk Jockey
SNATCH-Senses Nodes And Traps Code Hackers
TITS-Telephone Involved in Tandem Skipping
PUBIC-Plastered Uniforms Brought Inside CO (An employee infraction)
RAD-Receive Analog Department
DISC-Deadbeats Instinctively Scanning for Carriers
LAP-Local Area Payphone
Or use the codewords that Linemen and Telco employees use....
This Means This
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"OHFUCKNIGS" "I'm trapped in a phone booth in a black neighborhood"
"FIDOFUCK" "A customer's pet dog has me trapped up a pole"
"HOMEBONE" "I got laid while doing a customer's installation"
"SNOOZEBOX" "I'm sleeping, but saying I'm fixing little green boxes"
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This concludes Phrack World News Special Edition. I hope you enjoyed it. If
you have any comments or ideas be sure to get in touch with me or Taran King.
:Knight Lightning
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