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So, the other week you were kissing ass 'Dr. Doom join PLP....' , etc... and
now quite suddenly I have become a loser because I didn't join PLR.
Guy, I could in a few minutes come up with LOADS of stuph to say about you, but
since you carry no weight and are on some kind of an ego-trip I will let you go
off to Central Park and play Ninja with Broadway.
Dr. Doom
Name: Knight Lightning #2
Date: 12:49 am Sat Sep 13, 1986
This is getdhng good, its been a while since we saw a really heated battle on
here and you know why? Because those who start heated battles on this board
get deleted so either post good info or use the email or you won't be using
the system for anything any longer. In other words lets drop the bullshit
messages (like this one) use use this sub for what it was intended.
:Knight Lightning
Name: The Executioner #47
Date: 9:45 am Sat Sep 13, 1986
By the way, Dr. Doom, we thought you had some knowledge (at least TEL did).
When I read all 31+ files you wrote, which happened to come straight out of
manuals, I was not impressed. I am not ragging on you because you didn't join,
I am pointing out a harsh reality that you should face.
You are a peon compared to the monolithic stature of one such as I.
You are an amoeba compared to the complex genius person I am.
You are a pimple compared to the sexyness and looks such as I.
You are a clinging form of pig feces.
You throw absolutely NO weight around. No one cares about you or your bbs.
having absolutely no reputation, you proceed to write 31 files because you cry
at home fearing that no one likes you. And, I have composed a neat little tune
about you to the Beverly Hillbillies (Your ancestors)
Now listen to a story about a boy named Doom,
Poor Modem geek who would never leave his room.
Then one day he was talking on the phone,
When up in his pants came a miniature bone.
Penis that is, kind of like a toothpick.
Well the next thing you know old Doom has a board,
Running on a commie cuz it's all he can afford.
So now doom sits at home as happy as can be,
thinking he's cool he turns down PLP.
So now he thinks he happnin he thinks he's rad,
With his high pitched voice, god this boy is sad.
And this is the story about a dork named Doom,
Poor modem geek who DOESN'T want to leave his room.
Why?
Because your UGLY! D-O-O-M! (<-that was to Mickey Mouse)
The End.
The Executioner/PhoneLine Phantoms!
Name: Carrier Culprit #11
Date: 10:17 am Sat Sep 13, 1986
Heh. That was pretty cool. Doom you have no talent what so ever, I could pick
up a manual and start typing away. When data demon and I were talking to you
via 3 way you couldn't even answer some basic CCIS stuff. And Lover was the
only person who wanted you in the group, I hope he wasn't impressed by your
files (volume I, II, III, IV, V, etc.. heh). And if you think that all PLP
does is rag, well you must not know what's up in the world. And make up your
mind, you keep changing your group's name and bragging about turning down an
offer to be in PLP. Well, Doom my boy you told me your were going to drop
Metro Communications to join PLP until you saw Exy's rag on your so called
Commie 5 messages per sub board. Shit your board was up longer than Link, and
Link blows it away. Well, I really should stop this ragging because it's
pretty uncool, then again Doom is uncool. Anyway your group is gay in the
face!
--Culprit
MCI Communications
Sprint COM
950 Communications
I dunno Communications
Metro MEN!
Name: Dr. Doom #106
Date: 10:04 pm Sat Sep 13, 1986
Well, as some of you might have seen lately, certain people do not relish the
fact that I thought very little of them so they are attempting to slander my
good name by saying that I know nothing and that every file I have ever written
was copied from manuals. First of all, most files I have written do contain
some information that was origionally printed on some Bell or AT&T document,
because they relate to such things as ISDN, but by NO means are they copied
from manuals in any way.
Mikie, that was a rather amusing song, but in no way did anything in it come
close to possibly reflecting me. I mean it is nice that you want to tell
everybody about your life and all, but you really should not try to
self-project your tragedies on someone else. If you need help trying to come
up with some auto-biographical titles about yourself, you should try :