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'The Life and Times of a PLP Loser Named Mikie Chow Ding Dong Dung.'
Oh, did you call me UGLY? that is quite far from the truth. Look at you,
someone who as a child could use dental floss as a blindfold. calling me UGLY?
Humor me more Mr. 'UGLY' Chinaman who writes files on 'Beauty Techniques'.
Face it, some people are just born naturally handsome and don't need make up to
disquise their grotesque features like you do.
Since you think you are SO tough, you are cordially invited to come down here
to Texas where talk is cheap and doesn't mean shit. (Don't forget to bring
your throwing star collection....'
Dr. Doom
Name: The Executioner #47
Date: 10:18 am Sun Sep 14, 1986
Doom, Spare me your lame tongue flapping and breath exhultation that only makes
you look like the fuckoid you are. People have met me, people know that what I
say is all backed up and all true. Who has met you? No one has met you so you
can fling all the bullshit you want. When I say I am gorgeous, the people who
have met me can always say, "I've met you and you are a dork". But do they?
No, because I am not a dork unlike yourself.
I don't know where you get the idea that I am some karate dude, because I am
not, and don't even care to be. Unless you are stereotyping all of us
orientals like that, showing that you are in an ignorant chunk of muleflesh.
And I could stereotype you, the polish, born of blue collar trash collectors.
I am sure you go bowling and have bowling trophies mounted in glass cases in
your cardboard house. How is that dirt floor? How is the bearskin door? I
know you are of low social stature and therefore do not know or even comprehend
the social elegance that I am born and bred in. So you can just take you and
your $20000 income that your family makes and just save it for someone who is
at your level.
Is it true that the welfare lines are long?
How was the goverment cheese giveaway?
The Sexyest Executioner
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: <-> INACTIVE <->
As someone else already said: Please spare the rest of us users the pain of
having to hit the space bar whenever the author of the message is 'Dr. Doom'
or 'The Executioner', or whatever. Geez...
If all goes well, there'll be a K-K00L Ragging Subboard, and you people can
just go there and tell the other person how k-radical you are, what a stud,
how good looking, and what an asshole, loozer, rodent the other person is. I
think most of the other users, along with myself, are getting quite sick of
all of this...After all: This *IS* the Phrack/Gossip board, right? Yeah...
[%] The Yakuza [%]
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: <-> INACTIVE <->
What the HELL does your looks have to do with this, Exy? It doesn't matter how
'great' looking you are, because the board wasn't put up so you could tell us
how much of a ladies man you are. If you want to brag, put up your own board.
And since your messages are directed to one person, USE THE FUCKING EMAIL
COMMAND! thats what its there for.
Some people..
Name: The Executioner #47
Date: 10:31 am Sun Sep 14, 1986
Ass kissing? Please, spare me the vomit of your mouth huh bud? Taran says
something about ISDN and since I knew something about what he said, I decided
to expand it into an explanation which is definately not ass kissing. I don't
kiss anyone's ass because I dont have to. Taran does not delete me out of
mutual respect I have for him and I should think he has for me. Notice I don't
use low-level words like "fuck" and "shit" and all the other terms that people
with IQ's of a marble statue have. So Dr. Doom is a good friend of yours huh?
Probably your ONLY friend because both of you look like the Elephant Man....
"I'm Noooooooot an ANIMAL!!!", don't worry Doc, Paper bags are still in.
As for files, I have written my share, and really could care less whether or
not you can read or not. As for the PhoneLine Phantoms, we are not just a
telecom group, we are comprised of the 4 best looking, studliest people. When
I heard about Doom, I said, well, I dunno, we will have to reduce our image of
4 studs into 4 studs and 1 dud. As for playing with my male organ, you must
know more than I, considering you know all these nifty little sayings you must
have thought up when you were raping that coke bottle. As for calling Doom, I
call when I get a deep feeling of pity abnd decide to enlighten the poor
impoverished boy.
So, why don't you, Doom, Master Vax (Circuit Breaker) go and slither back into
your holes where you can fester and leave the REAL stuff to me and Culprit.
And if you really wanna take this issue far, I propose a challenge. I will