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==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #1 of 10
Index...
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Well, as a tribute to April Fools Day (4/1/87) and as a break to the
normal grinding speed of Phrack Inc. (HA!), we at Phrack Inc. have taken a
break to be stupid, to get our frustrations out, to make fun of people,
places, and things, and to be just generally obnoxious.
This issue was delayed due to THE EXECUTIONER who may be blamed for
the slow date release of this issue. We currently believe him to be trekking
back to his home in the Himalayas to hide with his mom (Saskwatch). Heh...
Just getting you in the mood for what's ahead.
This issue is NOT to be taken seriously in any manner (except
anything mentioned about Oryan Quest) and is put together extremely loosely.
None of the files have been formatted. None of the files have been spell-
checked. Don't expect quality from this issue...just have fun. Later.
Taran King
Sysop of Metal Shop Private
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Table of Contents:
#1 Phrack XIII Index by Taran King (2.0K)
#2 Real Phreaker's Guide Vol. 2 by Taran King and Knight Lightning (5.2K)
#3 How to Fuck Up the World - A Parody by Thomas Covenant (9.5K)
#4 How to Build a Paisley Box by Thomas Covenant and Double Helix (4.5K)
#5 Phreaks In Verse by Sir Francis Drake (3.1K)
#6 R.A.G. - Rodents Are Gay by Evil Jay (5.8K)
#7 Are You A Phone Geek? by Doom Prophet (8.8K)
#8 Computerists Underground News Tabloid - CUNT by Crimson Death (10.5K)
#9 RAGS - The Best of Sexy Exy (19.2K)
#10 Phrack World News XIII by Knight Lightning (26.0 K)
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==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #10 of 10
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Happy April Fool's Day and welcome to Issue Thirteen of Phrack World News. In
the spirit of April Fool's Day, this is the "rag" issue of PWN. And now we
take a look back and enjoy the most hilarious posts of the past year. These
posts were selected only because they were there and no one should take offense
at the material. Please note that not all posts are rags, which only goes to
prove that you don't have to rag to be funny.
[Some posts have been reformatted and edited for this presentation].
[Special thanks to Solid State]
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Name: The Executioner #47
Date: 2:33 pm Fri Sep 12, 1986
Slave Driver > Do explain that message... I do NOT kiss anyone's ass except my
own because I am such an awesome studly dude. Something you would know nothing
about, being studly that is.
Master Vax, you are an utter bore who has nothing contributing to say. You are
so useless. When people say "Sexy-Exy", they say "Ragger Elite, good knowledge
and not too bad of a cosysop." When people say Circuit Breaker, they say
"who?????" . Face it, you are basically non-existent in the modem world. You
command nothing and you hang out with the lowest echelon like Dr. Doom who sat
there for about 10 minutes taking my abuse, making lame comments thinking he
was cool.
Anyway, this is a phreak/hack sub, not some rag board where I am allowed to
bug the hel out of you. And when it comes right down to it, I don't brag about
my knowledge, because "Those who proclaim their knowledge, proclaim their
ignorance".
-The Sexyest Executioner
Name: Dr. Doom #106
Date: 6:04 pm Fri Sep 12, 1986
Executioner...
Well, it seems that a little more than a week ago, it was 'Dr. Doom, we (PLP)
feel that you would be a valuable addition to our group and therefore are
extending an invitation to join the Phone Line Phantoms.' and then I told you
quite simply that I wasn't interested in joining PLR (Phone Line Raggers). NOW,
you are calling me voice just to rag on me and posting 'Dr. Doom the loser...'.