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==Phrack Inc.== |
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #1 of 10 |
Index... |
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Well, as a tribute to April Fools Day (4/1/87) and as a break to the |
normal grinding speed of Phrack Inc. (HA!), we at Phrack Inc. have taken a |
break to be stupid, to get our frustrations out, to make fun of people, |
places, and things, and to be just generally obnoxious. |
This issue was delayed due to THE EXECUTIONER who may be blamed for |
the slow date release of this issue. We currently believe him to be trekking |
back to his home in the Himalayas to hide with his mom (Saskwatch). Heh... |
Just getting you in the mood for what's ahead. |
This issue is NOT to be taken seriously in any manner (except |
anything mentioned about Oryan Quest) and is put together extremely loosely. |
None of the files have been formatted. None of the files have been spell- |
checked. Don't expect quality from this issue...just have fun. Later. |
Taran King |
Sysop of Metal Shop Private |
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Table of Contents: |
#1 Phrack XIII Index by Taran King (2.0K) |
#2 Real Phreaker's Guide Vol. 2 by Taran King and Knight Lightning (5.2K) |
#3 How to Fuck Up the World - A Parody by Thomas Covenant (9.5K) |
#4 How to Build a Paisley Box by Thomas Covenant and Double Helix (4.5K) |
#5 Phreaks In Verse by Sir Francis Drake (3.1K) |
#6 R.A.G. - Rodents Are Gay by Evil Jay (5.8K) |
#7 Are You A Phone Geek? by Doom Prophet (8.8K) |
#8 Computerists Underground News Tabloid - CUNT by Crimson Death (10.5K) |
#9 RAGS - The Best of Sexy Exy (19.2K) |
#10 Phrack World News XIII by Knight Lightning (26.0 K) |
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==Phrack Inc.== |
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #10 of 10 |
PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN |
PWN PWN |
PWN *>=-{ Phrack World News }-=<* PWN |
PWN ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ PWN |
PWN Issue XIII PWN |
PWN PWN |
PWN Created, Written, and Edited PWN |
PWN by Knight Lightning PWN |
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Happy April Fool's Day and welcome to Issue Thirteen of Phrack World News. In |
the spirit of April Fool's Day, this is the "rag" issue of PWN. And now we |
take a look back and enjoy the most hilarious posts of the past year. These |
posts were selected only because they were there and no one should take offense |
at the material. Please note that not all posts are rags, which only goes to |
prove that you don't have to rag to be funny. |
[Some posts have been reformatted and edited for this presentation]. |
[Special thanks to Solid State] |
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Name: The Executioner #47 |
Date: 2:33 pm Fri Sep 12, 1986 |
Slave Driver > Do explain that message... I do NOT kiss anyone's ass except my |
own because I am such an awesome studly dude. Something you would know nothing |
about, being studly that is. |
Master Vax, you are an utter bore who has nothing contributing to say. You are |
so useless. When people say "Sexy-Exy", they say "Ragger Elite, good knowledge |
and not too bad of a cosysop." When people say Circuit Breaker, they say |
"who?????" . Face it, you are basically non-existent in the modem world. You |
command nothing and you hang out with the lowest echelon like Dr. Doom who sat |
there for about 10 minutes taking my abuse, making lame comments thinking he |
was cool. |
Anyway, this is a phreak/hack sub, not some rag board where I am allowed to |
bug the hel out of you. And when it comes right down to it, I don't brag about |
my knowledge, because "Those who proclaim their knowledge, proclaim their |
ignorance". |
-The Sexyest Executioner |
Name: Dr. Doom #106 |
Date: 6:04 pm Fri Sep 12, 1986 |
Executioner... |
Well, it seems that a little more than a week ago, it was 'Dr. Doom, we (PLP) |
feel that you would be a valuable addition to our group and therefore are |
extending an invitation to join the Phone Line Phantoms.' and then I told you |
quite simply that I wasn't interested in joining PLR (Phone Line Raggers). NOW, |
you are calling me voice just to rag on me and posting 'Dr. Doom the loser...'. |
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