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| Arthur Dent: Third World Iranian |
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There's this kid called Arthur Dent,
He's got no money, not one red cent.
Cool and Slick is what he wants to be,
He even wants to be a part of LOD!
His mother country, he calls Iran,
He cleans camel stalls like no one can.
All he wants, is to hang around with phreaks,
But there's a law against third world geeks.
It says: "Get out of my country, get outta my land,
Go back to your people who make houses out of sand."
Pack your bags and be on your way,
We don't want you 'cuz you're all gay.
You think you're cool 'cuz you can hack,
I hate to tell you this, but bud you're wack.
I saw your picture and boy are you lame,
From under a rock is where I think you came.
You cry "Hey Phucked agent, please teach me!"
You annoy the poor man, don't you see?
You try to impress everyone in sight,
One look at you and we run in fright.
Ain't it funny how your temper does fume,
When I say I'm in the Legion of Doom.
With a cardiac arrest, you get all hyper,
In case you piss in your pants, here's a diaper.
Now, don't get mad from this little ol' rag,
Just cover your face with a grocery bag.
With a towel on your head you do declare,
"Allah gimme a real life and real hair."
Well, my iranian friend, I am done,
I hope you don't mind me having some fun.
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The above is a rag I wrote a while back, I got alot of good feedback from it so
I'd thought I'd have an encore presentation.
The Executioner
Name: The Executioner
Date: 4:53 pm Sun Oct 12, 1986
Anyway, as to Quest, that little nuisance thinks he has a real bbs and he
thinks just because I let him talk to me for 5 minutes he's my best friend.
Frankly, I'd axe him just because he shows no sign of any capable action short
of maybe masturbating his dog into a bowl of frozen tofu.
Ciao
Sexy
Name: Arthur Dent
Date: 11:06 pm Mon Oct 13, 1986
You mean PINK tofu, I think. Read read the last message if you haven't the
slightest
dent
Name: Knight Lightning
Date: 10:46 pm Sun Nov 23, 1986
PLP Three-Way Con:
Rich: Hey Mike the board is going great!
Mike: Thats good, any new users today?
Rich: A few, I haven't validated them yet...
Eric: Ho hum...
Mike: Lets call some now and check them out.
Rich: Ok, hold on...
Eric: No Rich wait wait...
Rich: I'm going to click over to three way.
Eric: NO! Wait wait Rich hold on.
Rich: I'm Going toCLICK on my three way hold on!
Mike: Whats your problem Eric?
Eric: Wait Rich, will you just wait a minute!
Rich: Ok!? What!?
Eric: Rich, (pause) You're gey!
Mike: Eric, you are the Wack!
Eric: Shut up Mike!
Mike: What? Hello, hello did you say something? Hello hello?
Eric: Dag!