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Real phreaks don't claim to get busted 3 times to make a good reputation as a |
phreaker or hacker for themselves (Oryan Quest). |
Real phreaks don't answer to "Paco" (Oryan Quest). |
Real phreaks don't use Maintenance Busy in an effort to unleash with full |
force (Oryan Quest). |
Real phreaks can rag on better things than an individual's mom (Oryan Quest). |
Real phreaks' caps lock didn't get stuck when signing their first message |
after they typed their first name (Oryan QUEST). |
Real phreaks don't claim to know more than 65% of the phreak world (Oryan |
Quest). |
Real phreaks don't have a girlfriend that needs to shave...their face (Oryan |
Quest). |
Real phreaks haven't been around for 4 years without accomplishing something |
(Oryan Quest). |
Real phreaks CAN'T argue with their parents in Spanish (Oryan Quest). |
Real phreaks don't: |
Cash $5,000,000 checks. |
Card minicomputers. |
Card gold. |
Get busted for hacking but let off due to police brutality (?!?). |
Write books on the topic. |
Say they're from outside of Illinois when working for Illinois Bell. |
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You, the reader, must understand that this is all written with the |
very least in seriousness (except that written about Oryan Quest). Anything |
contained in the file is just poking fun at people without trying to really |
make them feel bad (except for Oryan Quest). |
To the various people that have contributed various pieces and bits |
to this file, we wish to extend great thanks for your innovativeness (or lack |
thereof). |
Now, you too, can be ELITE. |
!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^ |
==Phrack Inc.== |
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #3 of 10 |
/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\ |
\|/ How to fuck up the world \|/ |
/|\ Writen 10:03 pm December 2nd 1986 /|\ |
\|/ by the Neon Knights and Metal Communications \|/ |
/|\ Thanx to the Metallain,Zandar Zan,Marlbro Reds,ACID,The High Lord /|\ |
\|/ Satan,Apple Maniac,The Necrophiliac&The Necrophobic (for theri awesome\|/ |
/|\ dox-file skils),SLayer,Megadeth,Overkill,Samhain,The Misfits (fuck yea/|\ |
\|/ Hi Glenn!),The Blade,Killer Kurt,and Steve Wozniak even thouhg hes a \|/ |
/|\ wimp! /|\ |
\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/ |
/|\ Fuck off all niggers jews commusnists retarted /|\ |
\|/ arabians peopel who dont own computers and any welfare starving shit \|/ |
/|\ headed bastard who doesnt have an Applecat modem! /|\ |
\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/ |
/|\ Im not even going to write a list of boards for you to call. Well /|\ |
\|/ what the fuck I guess I will put at least one..... \|/ |
/|\ Call the Metal AE (201)-(879)-(666)-(8) for the latest in Neon /|\ |
\|/ Knights wares and for a cool board/cool sysop/cool wares/just all \|/ |
/|\ around cool! /|\ |
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The Phile itself: |
When your like me and get bored eassily its veryt hard to keep fuctiong the way |
your parents expet you to. I would go out with Killer Kurt all the time and dest |
roy evrything we coiuld find that looked stupid,get drunk off my ass,trip on aci |
d(like im doing righ now),use the necronimiconm to summon a watcher to kill my t |
eachewrs my douchbag bratty sister and the fat sickining son of a bitch that liv |
es next door to me,and my parents would very rarely do anything to try to stop m |
e. i gues they just thought i was goin throuhg a phase or sometihg like that. We |
ll I finalyl hit upon the perfect combination of things to do that not only get |
your parents to reac, the are a hell of a lot of fun and cause so much evil, cha |
os, and havoc that Satan will be sure to reservbe a good seat in Hell for you. S |
o now Here are step by stpe instructins on HOW TO FUCK UP THE WORLD |
Step one:Get.a large supply fo plastics garbage bags, gas or other very flammabl |
le shit,and a flamsthrower or somet other way to light fires from a distance (ju |
st to make sure you dont die yourself before your ready).Also i forgot to mentio |
n,take a good amount of drugs befoere you start doin this so youll be able to fi |
nish what you start.I reccommend about three hits of blotter acid (4way album co |
ver is best,thats what i use),about 2 grams of weed (smoked),some mescaline if y |
ou can get it (arizona is a great place to pick it yourself),and of course the g |
ood old american tradition of JACK DANIELS. Most people mix this with coke but I |
have invented a new way to do it,which ya do by mixing it with JOLT cola instead |
. tHIS (godamn fuckin caps lock key) will get you really goin, you may want to |
use some speed as well so you dont pass out and some ludes or other type of down |
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