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Real phreaks don't claim to get busted 3 times to make a good reputation as a
phreaker or hacker for themselves (Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks don't answer to "Paco" (Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks don't use Maintenance Busy in an effort to unleash with full
force (Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks can rag on better things than an individual's mom (Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks' caps lock didn't get stuck when signing their first message
after they typed their first name (Oryan QUEST).
Real phreaks don't claim to know more than 65% of the phreak world (Oryan
Quest).
Real phreaks don't have a girlfriend that needs to shave...their face (Oryan
Quest).
Real phreaks haven't been around for 4 years without accomplishing something
(Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks CAN'T argue with their parents in Spanish (Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks don't:
Cash $5,000,000 checks.
Card minicomputers.
Card gold.
Get busted for hacking but let off due to police brutality (?!?).
Write books on the topic.
Say they're from outside of Illinois when working for Illinois Bell.
!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^
You, the reader, must understand that this is all written with the
very least in seriousness (except that written about Oryan Quest). Anything
contained in the file is just poking fun at people without trying to really
make them feel bad (except for Oryan Quest).
To the various people that have contributed various pieces and bits
to this file, we wish to extend great thanks for your innovativeness (or lack
thereof).
Now, you too, can be ELITE.
!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^
==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #3 of 10
/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\
\|/ How to fuck up the world \|/
/|\ Writen 10:03 pm December 2nd 1986 /|\
\|/ by the Neon Knights and Metal Communications \|/
/|\ Thanx to the Metallain,Zandar Zan,Marlbro Reds,ACID,The High Lord /|\
\|/ Satan,Apple Maniac,The Necrophiliac&The Necrophobic (for theri awesome\|/
/|\ dox-file skils),SLayer,Megadeth,Overkill,Samhain,The Misfits (fuck yea/|\
\|/ Hi Glenn!),The Blade,Killer Kurt,and Steve Wozniak even thouhg hes a \|/
/|\ wimp! /|\
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/|\ Fuck off all niggers jews commusnists retarted /|\
\|/ arabians peopel who dont own computers and any welfare starving shit \|/
/|\ headed bastard who doesnt have an Applecat modem! /|\
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/|\ Im not even going to write a list of boards for you to call. Well /|\
\|/ what the fuck I guess I will put at least one..... \|/
/|\ Call the Metal AE (201)-(879)-(666)-(8) for the latest in Neon /|\
\|/ Knights wares and for a cool board/cool sysop/cool wares/just all \|/
/|\ around cool! /|\
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The Phile itself:
When your like me and get bored eassily its veryt hard to keep fuctiong the way
your parents expet you to. I would go out with Killer Kurt all the time and dest
roy evrything we coiuld find that looked stupid,get drunk off my ass,trip on aci
d(like im doing righ now),use the necronimiconm to summon a watcher to kill my t
eachewrs my douchbag bratty sister and the fat sickining son of a bitch that liv
es next door to me,and my parents would very rarely do anything to try to stop m
e. i gues they just thought i was goin throuhg a phase or sometihg like that. We
ll I finalyl hit upon the perfect combination of things to do that not only get
your parents to reac, the are a hell of a lot of fun and cause so much evil, cha
os, and havoc that Satan will be sure to reservbe a good seat in Hell for you. S
o now Here are step by stpe instructins on HOW TO FUCK UP THE WORLD
Step one:Get.a large supply fo plastics garbage bags, gas or other very flammabl
le shit,and a flamsthrower or somet other way to light fires from a distance (ju
st to make sure you dont die yourself before your ready).Also i forgot to mentio
n,take a good amount of drugs befoere you start doin this so youll be able to fi
nish what you start.I reccommend about three hits of blotter acid (4way album co
ver is best,thats what i use),about 2 grams of weed (smoked),some mescaline if y
ou can get it (arizona is a great place to pick it yourself),and of course the g
ood old american tradition of JACK DANIELS. Most people mix this with coke but I
have invented a new way to do it,which ya do by mixing it with JOLT cola instead
. tHIS (godamn fuckin caps lock key) will get you really goin, you may want to
use some speed as well so you dont pass out and some ludes or other type of down