Ephraimmm/pidgin_clean · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe tomorrow we will see" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Don’t tell me that you changed number o because that’s how you used to do" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, my number, my number is still the same" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is that other one I have" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "This one of eh, 09024" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Okay, is that the only one you have?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ehhen!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I forgot, don’t mind me. My MTN line, I put the sim inside phone and the thing stopped working all of a sudden, stopped working. So I had to go and retrieve it." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Serious?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No problem. Tomorrow we’ll see" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you ma!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Okay, no problem. Take care!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "So I don’t Know; what do you want to say about that girl" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That girl dey ok to my liking. she is very quiet, you know. I dey like that kind girl. she is very quiet." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "The last time I saw her, it was in the night sha, so I didn’t see her very well, so but today am surprise, she is ok. She is dark.she make sense, I didnt expect to see her" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No it's never too early naw. Is she not in first year?, you just asked her out and she came and you just told her what your mind is. So why is she telling you that……. Where did you say you even meet am sef." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "for thateheee opposite of that UNN Library" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Then which department is the girl?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "She said agric extension" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "So you no carry am go first bank make she withdraw?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "no I no carry am.I’m going to my house naw. no, no no no, I no dey do that." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you are a man of integrity, but you go stop girl collect number from am. Is that what made you man of integrity." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I no dey escort like that" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you say what?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "women of nowadays don’t do that" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, not all girls are very stingy." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "let me say 95% of them don’t do that, it’s not possible." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "sha the girl dubu, she dubu. she is dark: You know they said that black is beautiful" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah yeah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Flavour kwa, where the girl talk say she dey stay?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "no she get room mate" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I don’t believe that that kind of girl, you know, she is very homely, you see her she is very homely, you know, but the problem there is that she is from Anambra" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah from Anambra, you know Anambra people dey claim unto say………. But sha even at that she is quiet and gently." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "if you no get you go go borrow, you no know you go go borrow, say she never tell you say she love you, say you never go find." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Na waoooo !ok naw, let’s be looking at her naw" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ehe naw" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "no ooooooo" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No am a kind of saying that if she call you now and tellyou that she have accepted your date, your proposal to her, and that you know she will call, like she will call you like baby, how far, how are you? I hope you are fine. I need money for my hair you know, I want to look good on Sunday, you know this is weekend, so what would be your reply?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I will say no babe am sorry I don’t have that money now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "why you go tell am say you no get money?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Aaha I no get money naw. We all are students" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "wahala don burst like; I don’t get you. wahala don burst like wetin go happen?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "As in you people will start having quarrel" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "P/P no, once the girl been like you, love you, you know, care about you, if you tell am sef say you no get money sef that one no be matter, I no even see issues for there." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "nna eh, that one I no nooooooo" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you won’t give her, without no reasons" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "without no reasons, that mean say him don gree on top of it come dey beg money, eh! e dey suspicious naw." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "no ooooo dey dey write am for face" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No the girl is gentle. I don’t think no nono" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "hehehehe… Nna how far naw, i no understand you, na this pen you wan pick from ground? E don reach make you dey pick pen?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No oo.. no be like that o … but the pen no good o. But to be honest with you, for my first year, after first semester first year, I never buy biro since that time" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok..na pick you dey pick pocket" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "even the one wey I dey hold now, na pick I pick am." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "laughs… So wetin you dey do na everywhere… even o.. wait, so everywhere wey you go, you see pen, you go pick" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ehe nna…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "pen full your room? Guy, I dey feel you..laughs… so wetin you dey use all of them do?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "ah.. if this one finish, I go bring another one, I never buy pen since second year" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "first year, second semester? You never buy pen?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nna eeh… your own better o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ah.. the thing be say during that first year, I dey buy biro almost every week. I say ah ah .. which one? If I buy biro just today, tomorrow them go thief am, I say ok naw.. I no go buy again. Na how I start my own thieving. So that is it" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "so,you don’t know who dey steal am or wetin?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don’t know o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nna eh.. people dey o.. ah! People dey. So on how any day wey you no carry pen come school, na him be say, wetin go happen?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hia.. any day, I must see pen that day o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "let me get you, you stole the person’s biro and the time came for test, and the person didn’t have biro, and the person now \tcame to you to beg you for the same biro that you stole from him..and you gave him the biro, and the person didn’t know that it is the biro and after, the person returned the biroand was even greeting you for.. laughs…imagine.. so you want to tell me that since first year second semester that you have not used any pen that you used your money to buy?.." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "no … I’ve not" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "hmm.. pen kwa.. ordinary pen" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "na pen..but." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "the thing off me… I see as you dey look the pen, dey look the pen like say the pen na five hundred, na im I come tell you, guy, how far naw… this one wey you dey look this pen. You wan pick am? You for tell me this story before we see the pen..sha. Anyway, the only thing that will happen, you know… anywhere wey I am going to, if I see pen, I wil call you to come and collect it." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "okay naw" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok o.. no pick the one wey you no E go graduate o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "…no o." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "anywhere wey you.. dem go tell you say na ordinary pen. He just picked pen that’s why he…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "that one no fit happen.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "or you want tell me say you no know say things dey happen?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "things dey happen but no be say.. na matter…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "eh?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "the thing go reach ten" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "…ai..eh.. theatre and film studies o..chai.. so anywhere wey you go, if you just see pen, yougo just" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "ah .. I go just juagugbem am." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok.. the person go think say na your pen fall down." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Whether na me get am?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eh..na you buy am? I been here say you follow this guy go buy am." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": ", Na better moni dem go chop naw. Dem go just budget like five hundred thousand, go buy paint of let me say fifty thousand. So… na Naija we dey naww ah." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "But actually, I don’t really like the colour of the paint." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Omo, moni dey naww, ah, if na you, guy You no go chop? When you see any small small space to chop, \tguy, no need to waste time, oga." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I.. the fact there is that even the lecturer sef, I know that most of them might have eaten from the \tstudents because I heard that they were even contributing three three hundred naira per student, each student for the paint, \timagine?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, it is not a sign of discipline. We are paying much in this school. Go and bring your school fees receipt, you will see there that you have paid for all those things but they will still force you to pay again. Is this thing not bribery and corruption? It’s bribery and corruption naww…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Even this bribery and corruption, who will you report to? Who do you have access to?." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Actually it’s not fair, but you cannot kill yourself." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "HOD, wetin you get to talk naww?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "HOD, so you like what they are doing to us or what? ." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Just that we don’t have freedom of speech. It’s like this, if you talk they will be like..eh.. it’s been in the constitution of the school that we have been doing this for over years and years… so it can’t be changed. So if we were given the opportunity to change it, I will change it. It’s not a must, it’s not compulsory. ." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "money makes money. I tell you. ." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I know that money makes money, but at least, if you reach there now, you go like chop the one wey you never chop before. ." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I see am naw, I see am, guy." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Omo eh..Na only girls dey give us joy for this school.If girls no dey this school, I no go dey this school… Nna na by seeing o. Na only seeing wey we dey see o. but na only seeing o. just dey like say…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "if you touch by force, guy, you go commit crime. You go enter jail" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "like which kind crime? No be only touching?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ah..ah.. forget o, no be say dem see everybody dey waka like this. You don’t know where im dey come from o" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oga, e get as e be, you go use leg bail yourself…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you say na light dey when, yesterday?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Dem bring light yesterday" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "why Paul phone go die, shey lister dey yesterday, una on lister, ba? Why him go dey talk say him phone don die? But you hear that matters naw… that Akuto own. You never hear am? You hear the..nna, e just dey surprising… one Mariam?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah… eko Mariam.. the girl just dey pass, im dey come here everyday. So e get one day, as in.. e sick…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you no tell am say she dey mad? Na wetin I dey always tell you.. always on guard o.." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "O that soildier ya na ya so" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ok the person wey him follow with na Anonymous?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Na cilego" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ehe naw, na yesterday I know say na im ..." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "why im no gree ... am that day naw. Im come hide am; hide am" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you know say…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "E no matter naw… nnaa eh, How you go come for where your brothers dey and you no go say…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "after all sef eeh…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "im pass government?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "na Anonymous naw.." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "you know say Anonymous na old man" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I come lagos before him naw" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok.. You come lagos before am? No tell am. No reason am. Just tell am say I wan follow am talk." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous no nso. Biko ige nyeya phone ka mu na ya kwo, biko o?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "make i follow am talk" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "im no collect phone talk…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "you no know wetin im ask you?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "im say im go buy food" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "im go buy food. Now you know say rumor… Anonymous too dey carry rumour. Before you know am, dem don spread the news on unnecessary things wey no make sense." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Dem call my uncle wey dey London, tell am say I dey prison." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "dem call your uncle we dey London…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "im go bath" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "eh? im go bath?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "no na normal thing; im go wash am. No o.. this one, leave.. we will talk about his matter later." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "who?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "because when im tell me say the guy don dey ok, na him I say eh.. this guy, wetin Anonymous... Who knows wetin Anonymous don do this man…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "..He wanted to faint o..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ok.. what they speak there is eeh Ndoki." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eeh.. Ndoki. Ndoki is in Rivers.. I went to somewhere.. one guy was like asking me where am I from in Anambra state. I’m from Abala. I wish.. and he was like Aguleri and all that kind of things.. I was like.. when I reach.. he was like I’m from Ngokpala and I’m in Rivers. Are you sure you know where you are from? I’m from Abala. I now explained to him and he was like ok ok I remember. That they cut out some part. That is just it.. silent talks…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok. you don’t speak it." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I have not really stayed that.. my community for sometime. I went there just to visit. And that’s a long… that’s only when I was in secondary.. primary school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Eeyaah…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "just that issues and all that.. she had to go through.. let’s just say she looks older now.. my mum is older than her age o. but you will not know that she has children. But then, you will never know. You’d think we are sisters. You’d think she is my elder sister" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "how many girls?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Three girls, then two boys. Young girls.. you think I’m the eldest. I’m the second girl, and second child. My elder sister is in the UK, my younger sister is in UK. My brother is in second year. My brothers are still in ss2 now. I don’t know the last one…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I’m just imagining how they will look like seeing you.. I’m just a kind of imagining how beautiful they will look like..and you know sometimes eeh.. younger ones look more beautiful than the older ones" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "my phone is not that clear.. let me just.. it’s not here.. I thought I had a picture of them here.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah.. he did" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "and paid like four years.. like interval, you get" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "not a bit comfortable, you are comfortable." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok he might decide to start withdrawing. Another reason is that I feel he is not really, like yet sure of me. Concerning money wise. Because of how many expenses he has made for that other girl. Which is wrong which is not supposed do. And you know why? Because we all had bad experiences and then when new people come into our lives and you see that they are good people, don’t use the fact that your bad experience, this is what he did to you, then you should use the same method on this current situation now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "away." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "you understand. Because the way he is just.. he will just be ringing it into my ear. Hey! I don’t have money o. I don’t have money o. I don’t have money o. blablablablabla. i’ll just keep quite. You understand. So that is why I am just like..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "and whenever he starts gaining more from you, he will now, it won’t give him the urge now to be, you know, to be buckling up with works," } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok. do you know.. I want you to give him a test. That… earpiece that you say you want to buy, how much is it? that is.. how much is it?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "earpod na agala onu" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "sure" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don’t know if you understand. So, let me see how it’s going to be for him. Let me see if he is really going to get it, bring out the money for the phone. If he brings out money for the phone, fine!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok.. so how long have you discussed about the phone, for now?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "during last week, this week and the reason is because, we are not static about the price. Although we are supposed to order I think day before yesterday online, he orders phone online, you understand, but then, the colour and then the gigabyte we saw is not much. It’s just 3gig and it’s 91k and there is one of my friend that got Iphone 7plus in my lodge for one hundred and fifty thousand." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "so... buy what? What’s that?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "the phone that’s why you want to buy it.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "it’s bad and apart from it’s bad, I want to give it to my mum. My mum’s phone is very very bad. Like very bad. So if I get that one, I am going to give her this one. Or better still, I might just send her money to get a better phone. Ama’m..You know I phone has…, o nwere ka iphone si eme. A lot of things, you download, download ,download, I don’t really want…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok.. you are using iphone 6 or 7, right?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "so I’d check for it. So what we are just waiting for is if that.. if the guy I asked in my logdge, once he gets back to me from the person he got his own from, because he actually got it at a very cheap price. You can’t get a new Iphone 7 now for one fifty. It’s not possible. So I think the prices differ with those who are dealing with…How much they pay for tax and for shipping, you understand? That’s why the phone prices differ a lot. So I just asked him, so he will get back to me this Tuesday. So whatever the guy says, I will now tell him. So you can know exactly how much we are getting for the phone, did you get? since I am having 40k. let’s see how much he is getting. I don’t know if you understand? That’s the idea" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok naw.. that’s very good. That’s very good. I like, I like the idea" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am also looking at his temperament issue. I will want to see how bad,how far we can go. And if it is something I can’t really deal with, me I'm number one sef: Me sef hmm…, I can get angry too but not that kind of violent. My own is that.. the thing is that if I am angry with you.. if I am angry with you." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don’t want to laugh…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He beats ladies, abi?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "no o . The only sin I have seen him slapped a girl when that girl insulted the mum in her presence. I know he slapped her." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "oh, you left totally?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I left them naw..wetin you want make I do again? Na family issue" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I thought he slapped.. he slapped her and he had to start beating her with belt that she was the one that had to run away from the house." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "that girl is very very very insultive…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know.." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "..like to stop a girl and… he doesn’t even know what he will tell the girl sef. Ighota go. That was why when you are telling me.. that your guy no dey call person, I was like mtcheew.. you should know this guy wey I dey tell you. Imagine, he called me and was like, guy? How far naw? wetin I go tell the girl? Wetin, wetin I go tell…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "no tell am" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "whatever me and you discuss here is not getting to his ears()he was like, guy how far naw, wetin I go tell..you say that girl na your class babe, right? Nna eh, wetin you go tell am about me, make I know..? wetin you tell am about me make I know wetin I go tell am.. mu siya, guy talk to am naw.. follow am talk.. ok should I call her? call her out make we just dey joint Or what? Osi… but I go like make you dey that day o.. that day wey me and am go sawa.. I go like make you dey that day…so, I was like, guy, how far naw? follow the girl talk naw,what’s your problem? O si’ m mtchew..hi..guy... this girl fine o..but you sure say she go gree? Laughs..I tell am say.. person wey you never follow talk na why you dey, you dey ask me whether. So, if it is for him, mtcheew, he doesn’t have time for girls, you get it? He cannot even stop a girl and toast a girl. He will.. he is just seeing it as maybe he’s he’s insulting himself or whatever" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "eeh…I no know, I no know how to take call am.. but not that kind.. im pride no dey bad o.." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I think he has a whole lot of self respect" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nna guy, you understand anything for wetin that man dey yan for class today?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "The man just dey… Na only one hour na im my mind..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I just dey reason how we fit pass that course o… (laughter)…" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No… Everly, to pass am no be must o." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "B! say that course, the course dey easy. Ah." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I dey reason am o guy. That course no dey easy to understand o." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I dey tell you, guy" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ok, me that didn’t even attend the class sef, what will I have to say? I didn’t even write attendance.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I no even know the man wey una dey talk…." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You know the name of the course?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I dey tell you." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, the only thing I know is that failure is not my problem." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That’s rational choice naw." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s exactly what the man entails" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "my love for pepper" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "you lost your love for pepper" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "that time.. my room mate does not eat pepper.. so, he was acting as if he had ulcer.. so" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "ah.. if you don’t.. if you don’t put pepper in your food, won’t you vomit?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "that’s when it does happens to me. But not my room mate that has.. you understand" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Maybe tomorrow we will see" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Don’t tell me that you changed number o because that’s how you used to do" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, my number, my number is still the same" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Is that other one I have" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "This one of eh, 09024" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Okay, is that the only one you have?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ehhen!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I forgot, don’t mind me. My MTN line, I put the sim inside phone and the thing stopped working all of a sudden, stopped working. So I had to go and retrieve it." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Serious?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No problem. Tomorrow we’ll see" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you ma!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Okay, no problem. Take care!" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "So I don’t Know; what do you want to say about that girl" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That girl dey ok to my liking. she is very quiet, you know. I dey like that kind girl. she is very quiet." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "The last time I saw her, it was in the night sha, so I didn’t see her very well, so but today am surprise, she is ok. She is dark.she make sense, I didnt expect to see her" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No it's never too early naw. Is she not in first year?, you just asked her out and she came and you just told her what your mind is. So why is she telling you that……. Where did you say you even meet am sef." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "for thateheee opposite of that UNN Library" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Then which department is the girl?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "She said agric extension" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "So you no carry am go first bank make she withdraw?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "no I no carry am.I’m going to my house naw. no, no no no, I no dey do that." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you are a man of integrity, but you go stop girl collect number from am. Is that what made you man of integrity." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I no dey escort like that" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you say what?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "women of nowadays don’t do that" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, not all girls are very stingy." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "let me say 95% of them don’t do that, it’s not possible." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "sha the girl dubu, she dubu. she is dark: You know they said that black is beautiful" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah yeah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Flavour kwa, where the girl talk say she dey stay?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "no she get room mate" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I don’t believe that that kind of girl, you know, she is very homely, you see her she is very homely, you know, but the problem there is that she is from Anambra" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah from Anambra, you know Anambra people dey claim unto say………. But sha even at that she is quiet and gently." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "if you no get you go go borrow, you no know you go go borrow, say she never tell you say she love you, say you never go find." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Na waoooo !ok naw, let’s be looking at her naw" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ehe naw" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "no ooooooo" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No am a kind of saying that if she call you now and tellyou that she have accepted your date, your proposal to her, and that you know she will call, like she will call you like baby, how far, how are you? I hope you are fine. I need money for my hair you know, I want to look good on Sunday, you know this is weekend, so what would be your reply?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I will say no babe am sorry I don’t have that money now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "why you go tell am say you no get money?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Aaha I no get money naw. We all are students" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "wahala don burst like; I don’t get you. wahala don burst like wetin go happen?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "As in you people will start having quarrel" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "P/P no, once the girl been like you, love you, you know, care about you, if you tell am sef say you no get money sef that one no be matter, I no even see issues for there." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "nna eh, that one I no nooooooo" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you won’t give her, without no reasons" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "without no reasons, that mean say him don gree on top of it come dey beg money, eh! e dey suspicious naw." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "no ooooo dey dey write am for face" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No the girl is gentle. I don’t think no nono" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "hehehehe… Nna how far naw, i no understand you, na this pen you wan pick from ground? E don reach make you dey pick pen?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No oo.. no be like that o … but the pen no good o. But to be honest with you, for my first year, after first semester first year, I never buy biro since that time" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok..na pick you dey pick pocket" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "even the one wey I dey hold now, na pick I pick am." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "laughs… So wetin you dey do na everywhere… even o.. wait, so everywhere wey you go, you see pen, you go pick" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ehe nna…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "pen full your room? Guy, I dey feel you..laughs… so wetin you dey use all of them do?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "ah.. if this one finish, I go bring another one, I never buy pen since second year" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "first year, second semester? You never buy pen?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nna eeh… your own better o" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ah.. the thing be say during that first year, I dey buy biro almost every week. I say ah ah .. which one? If I buy biro just today, tomorrow them go thief am, I say ok naw.. I no go buy again. Na how I start my own thieving. So that is it" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "so,you don’t know who dey steal am or wetin?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don’t know o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nna eh.. people dey o.. ah! People dey. So on how any day wey you no carry pen come school, na him be say, wetin go happen?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Hia.. any day, I must see pen that day o" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "let me get you, you stole the person’s biro and the time came for test, and the person didn’t have biro, and the person now \tcame to you to beg you for the same biro that you stole from him..and you gave him the biro, and the person didn’t know that it is the biro and after, the person returned the biroand was even greeting you for.. laughs…imagine.. so you want to tell me that since first year second semester that you have not used any pen that you used your money to buy?.." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "no … I’ve not" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "hmm.. pen kwa.. ordinary pen" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "na pen..but." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "the thing off me… I see as you dey look the pen, dey look the pen like say the pen na five hundred, na im I come tell you, guy, how far naw… this one wey you dey look this pen. You wan pick am? You for tell me this story before we see the pen..sha. Anyway, the only thing that will happen, you know… anywhere wey I am going to, if I see pen, I wil call you to come and collect it." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "okay naw" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok o.. no pick the one wey you no E go graduate o" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "…no o." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "anywhere wey you.. dem go tell you say na ordinary pen. He just picked pen that’s why he…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "that one no fit happen.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "or you want tell me say you no know say things dey happen?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "things dey happen but no be say.. na matter…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "eh?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "the thing go reach ten" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "…ai..eh.. theatre and film studies o..chai.. so anywhere wey you go, if you just see pen, yougo just" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "ah .. I go just juagugbem am." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok.. the person go think say na your pen fall down." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Whether na me get am?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eh..na you buy am? I been here say you follow this guy go buy am." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": ", Na better moni dem go chop naw. Dem go just budget like five hundred thousand, go buy paint of let me say fifty thousand. So… na Naija we dey naww ah." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "But actually, I don’t really like the colour of the paint." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Omo, moni dey naww, ah, if na you, guy You no go chop? When you see any small small space to chop, \tguy, no need to waste time, oga." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I.. the fact there is that even the lecturer sef, I know that most of them might have eaten from the \tstudents because I heard that they were even contributing three three hundred naira per student, each student for the paint, \timagine?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Guy, it is not a sign of discipline. We are paying much in this school. Go and bring your school fees receipt, you will see there that you have paid for all those things but they will still force you to pay again. Is this thing not bribery and corruption? It’s bribery and corruption naww…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Even this bribery and corruption, who will you report to? Who do you have access to?." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Actually it’s not fair, but you cannot kill yourself." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "HOD, wetin you get to talk naww?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "HOD, so you like what they are doing to us or what? ." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Just that we don’t have freedom of speech. It’s like this, if you talk they will be like..eh.. it’s been in the constitution of the school that we have been doing this for over years and years… so it can’t be changed. So if we were given the opportunity to change it, I will change it. It’s not a must, it’s not compulsory. ." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "money makes money. I tell you. ." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I know that money makes money, but at least, if you reach there now, you go like chop the one wey you never chop before. ." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I see am naw, I see am, guy." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Omo eh..Na only girls dey give us joy for this school.If girls no dey this school, I no go dey this school… Nna na by seeing o. Na only seeing wey we dey see o. but na only seeing o. just dey like say…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "if you touch by force, guy, you go commit crime. You go enter jail" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "like which kind crime? No be only touching?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ah..ah.. forget o, no be say dem see everybody dey waka like this. You don’t know where im dey come from o" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oga, e get as e be, you go use leg bail yourself…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you say na light dey when, yesterday?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Dem bring light yesterday" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "why Paul phone go die, shey lister dey yesterday, una on lister, ba? Why him go dey talk say him phone don die? But you hear that matters naw… that Akuto own. You never hear am? You hear the..nna, e just dey surprising… one Mariam?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah… eko Mariam.. the girl just dey pass, im dey come here everyday. So e get one day, as in.. e sick…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you no tell am say she dey mad? Na wetin I dey always tell you.. always on guard o.." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "O that soildier ya na ya so" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ok the person wey him follow with na Anonymous?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Na cilego" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ehe naw, na yesterday I know say na im ..." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "why im no gree ... am that day naw. Im come hide am; hide am" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "you know say…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "E no matter naw… nnaa eh, How you go come for where your brothers dey and you no go say…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "after all sef eeh…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "im pass government?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "na Anonymous naw.." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "you know say Anonymous na old man" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I come lagos before him naw" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok.. You come lagos before am? No tell am. No reason am. Just tell am say I wan follow am talk." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Anonymous no nso. Biko ige nyeya phone ka mu na ya kwo, biko o?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "make i follow am talk" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "im no collect phone talk…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "you no know wetin im ask you?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "im say im go buy food" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "im go buy food. Now you know say rumor… Anonymous too dey carry rumour. Before you know am, dem don spread the news on unnecessary things wey no make sense." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Dem call my uncle wey dey London, tell am say I dey prison." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "dem call your uncle we dey London…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "im go bath" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "eh? im go bath?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "no na normal thing; im go wash am. No o.. this one, leave.. we will talk about his matter later." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "who?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "because when im tell me say the guy don dey ok, na him I say eh.. this guy, wetin Anonymous... Who knows wetin Anonymous don do this man…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "..He wanted to faint o..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ok.. what they speak there is eeh Ndoki." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Eeh.. Ndoki. Ndoki is in Rivers.. I went to somewhere.. one guy was like asking me where am I from in Anambra state. I’m from Abala. I wish.. and he was like Aguleri and all that kind of things.. I was like.. when I reach.. he was like I’m from Ngokpala and I’m in Rivers. Are you sure you know where you are from? I’m from Abala. I now explained to him and he was like ok ok I remember. That they cut out some part. That is just it.. silent talks…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok. you don’t speak it." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I have not really stayed that.. my community for sometime. I went there just to visit. And that’s a long… that’s only when I was in secondary.. primary school" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Eeyaah…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "just that issues and all that.. she had to go through.. let’s just say she looks older now.. my mum is older than her age o. but you will not know that she has children. But then, you will never know. You’d think we are sisters. You’d think she is my elder sister" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "how many girls?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Three girls, then two boys. Young girls.. you think I’m the eldest. I’m the second girl, and second child. My elder sister is in the UK, my younger sister is in UK. My brother is in second year. My brothers are still in ss2 now. I don’t know the last one…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I’m just imagining how they will look like seeing you.. I’m just a kind of imagining how beautiful they will look like..and you know sometimes eeh.. younger ones look more beautiful than the older ones" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "my phone is not that clear.. let me just.. it’s not here.. I thought I had a picture of them here.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah.. he did" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "and paid like four years.. like interval, you get" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "not a bit comfortable, you are comfortable." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok he might decide to start withdrawing. Another reason is that I feel he is not really, like yet sure of me. Concerning money wise. Because of how many expenses he has made for that other girl. Which is wrong which is not supposed do. And you know why? Because we all had bad experiences and then when new people come into our lives and you see that they are good people, don’t use the fact that your bad experience, this is what he did to you, then you should use the same method on this current situation now" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "away." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "you understand. Because the way he is just.. he will just be ringing it into my ear. Hey! I don’t have money o. I don’t have money o. I don’t have money o. blablablablabla. i’ll just keep quite. You understand. So that is why I am just like..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "and whenever he starts gaining more from you, he will now, it won’t give him the urge now to be, you know, to be buckling up with works," } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok. do you know.. I want you to give him a test. That… earpiece that you say you want to buy, how much is it? that is.. how much is it?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "earpod na agala onu" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "sure" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don’t know if you understand. So, let me see how it’s going to be for him. Let me see if he is really going to get it, bring out the money for the phone. If he brings out money for the phone, fine!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "ok.. so how long have you discussed about the phone, for now?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "during last week, this week and the reason is because, we are not static about the price. Although we are supposed to order I think day before yesterday online, he orders phone online, you understand, but then, the colour and then the gigabyte we saw is not much. It’s just 3gig and it’s 91k and there is one of my friend that got Iphone 7plus in my lodge for one hundred and fifty thousand." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "so... buy what? What’s that?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "the phone that’s why you want to buy it.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "it’s bad and apart from it’s bad, I want to give it to my mum. My mum’s phone is very very bad. Like very bad. So if I get that one, I am going to give her this one. Or better still, I might just send her money to get a better phone. Ama’m..You know I phone has…, o nwere ka iphone si eme. A lot of things, you download, download ,download, I don’t really want…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok.. you are using iphone 6 or 7, right?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "so I’d check for it. So what we are just waiting for is if that.. if the guy I asked in my logdge, once he gets back to me from the person he got his own from, because he actually got it at a very cheap price. You can’t get a new Iphone 7 now for one fifty. It’s not possible. So I think the prices differ with those who are dealing with…How much they pay for tax and for shipping, you understand? That’s why the phone prices differ a lot. So I just asked him, so he will get back to me this Tuesday. So whatever the guy says, I will now tell him. So you can know exactly how much we are getting for the phone, did you get? since I am having 40k. let’s see how much he is getting. I don’t know if you understand? That’s the idea" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "ok naw.. that’s very good. That’s very good. I like, I like the idea" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am also looking at his temperament issue. I will want to see how bad,how far we can go. And if it is something I can’t really deal with, me I'm number one sef: Me sef hmm…, I can get angry too but not that kind of violent. My own is that.. the thing is that if I am angry with you.. if I am angry with you." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don’t want to laugh…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He beats ladies, abi?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "no o . The only sin I have seen him slapped a girl when that girl insulted the mum in her presence. I know he slapped her." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "oh, you left totally?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I left them naw..wetin you want make I do again? Na family issue" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I thought he slapped.. he slapped her and he had to start beating her with belt that she was the one that had to run away from the house." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "that girl is very very very insultive…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know.." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "..like to stop a girl and… he doesn’t even know what he will tell the girl sef. Ighota go. That was why when you are telling me.. that your guy no dey call person, I was like mtcheew.. you should know this guy wey I dey tell you. Imagine, he called me and was like, guy? How far naw? wetin I go tell the girl? Wetin, wetin I go tell…" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "no tell am" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "whatever me and you discuss here is not getting to his ears()he was like, guy how far naw, wetin I go tell..you say that girl na your class babe, right? Nna eh, wetin you go tell am about me, make I know..? wetin you tell am about me make I know wetin I go tell am.. mu siya, guy talk to am naw.. follow am talk.. ok should I call her? call her out make we just dey joint Or what? Osi… but I go like make you dey that day o.. that day wey me and am go sawa.. I go like make you dey that day…so, I was like, guy, how far naw? follow the girl talk naw,what’s your problem? O si’ m mtchew..hi..guy... this girl fine o..but you sure say she go gree? Laughs..I tell am say.. person wey you never follow talk na why you dey, you dey ask me whether. So, if it is for him, mtcheew, he doesn’t have time for girls, you get it? He cannot even stop a girl and toast a girl. He will.. he is just seeing it as maybe he’s he’s insulting himself or whatever" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "eeh…I no know, I no know how to take call am.. but not that kind.. im pride no dey bad o.." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I think he has a whole lot of self respect" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "yeah" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nna guy, you understand anything for wetin that man dey yan for class today?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "The man just dey… Na only one hour na im my mind..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I just dey reason how we fit pass that course o… (laughter)…" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No… Everly, to pass am no be must o." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "B! say that course, the course dey easy. Ah." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I dey reason am o guy. That course no dey easy to understand o." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I dey tell you, guy" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Ok, me that didn’t even attend the class sef, what will I have to say? I didn’t even write attendance.." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I no even know the man wey una dey talk…." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You know the name of the course?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I dey tell you." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "No, the only thing I know is that failure is not my problem." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That’s rational choice naw." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "That’s exactly what the man entails" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "my love for pepper" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "you lost your love for pepper" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "that time.. my room mate does not eat pepper.. so, he was acting as if he had ulcer.. so" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "ah.. if you don’t.. if you don’t put pepper in your food, won’t you vomit?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "that’s when it does happens to me. But not my room mate that has.. you understand" } ]