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null | null | LouderSixpounder | null | None | null | null | null | 1349023324 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349163864 | 0 | null | null | 10prlv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10prlv/tifu_by_going_22_mph_over_the_speed_limit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413533890 | 21 | None | {} | My little brother was home alone and I was trying to get to him as quickly as possible. I was pulled over and ticketed, and I don't know whether or not I have to go to court. From what I read, it's a 3 point offense here in GA and I'm under 21. I'm worried about losing my license (won't be able to go back to college, I... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By going 22 MPH over the speed limit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10prlv/tifu_by_going_22_mph_over_the_speed_limit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dareddann3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349008865 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10piie | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10piie/tifu_by_leaving_my_keys_money_credit_cards_all_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413534237 | 3 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my keys, money, credit cards, all in my new jacket at a friends house. I just arrived home. This is going to be a long day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10piie/tifu_by_leaving_my_keys_money_credit_cards_all_in/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ashessnow | null | None | null | null | null | 1349007807 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349086689 | 0 | null | null | 10pi2l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 137 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10pi2l/tifu_backing_out_of_my_parking_space/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413534253 | 419 | None | {} | So I'm in my car about to reverse out of my parking spot in the ally behind my place when I realize that what I previously thought was a harmless little spiderweb I had walked through before getting into my car was actually a giant spiderweb that is all over me, and so is the giant spider that made it. I freak out and ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Backing out of my parking space. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10pi2l/tifu_backing_out_of_my_parking_space/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | goalump | null | None | null | null | null | 1348995783 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10pe8i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10pe8i/tifu_by_getting_all_inappropriate_about_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413534402 | 37 | None | {} | Well, actually it was last Thursday at work. A colleague of mine, who is a bit of a conservative guy, overheard me talking to another guy about The Avengers movie. I am the office comic book geek, so this is not an unusual event. He comes over and says how much his daughters (who are 8 and 10 yrs old) love Pepper Potts... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting all inappropriate about an underage cartoon character | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10pe8i/tifu_by_getting_all_inappropriate_about_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348985538 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10pa0m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10pa0m/today_i_fucked_up_by_waking_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413534562 | 1 | None | {} | Won't happen again, if I can help it. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I fucked up by waking up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10pa0m/today_i_fucked_up_by_waking_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Mrninjamonkey | null | None | null | null | null | 1348980899 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10p76z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10p76z/tifu_by_traumatizing_myself_while_driving/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413534666 | 0 | None | {} | Today I was driving to the repair shop to get a new battery since mine was pretty much worthless and I couldn't find the shop, despite having put the address of the place in my phone's gps. My phone decided it would be funny to completely botch the directions and send me through random turns and bad sections of town. I... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by traumatizing myself while driving. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10p76z/tifu_by_traumatizing_myself_while_driving/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thereminz | null | None | null | null | null | 1348967092 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10owlx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10owlx/tifu_by_browsing_reddit_instead_of_going_to_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413535072 | 22 | None | {} | it wasn't a conscious decision, i thought i didn't have to go in today so i was just fucking around on reddit, then i went in to check the schedule (yes they don't hand you a schedule you have to go in and look at it which was part of the problem) and i was supposed to work for like 4 hours before then.... got fired :( | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by browsing reddit instead of going to work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10owlx/tifu_by_browsing_reddit_instead_of_going_to_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348964551 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ouni | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ouni/tifu_by_losing_my_brand_new_galaxy_s3/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413535148 | 1 | None | {} | Had literally just got a brand new samsung galaxy s3. Spent a whole bunch of money for the phone and the new plan. Had the phone for about 3 hours when i went to visit my buddy at his university. We went to a toga party and I tried to make a makeshift pocket out of my toga to carry my phone for the night. Halfway throu... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing my brand new Galaxy S3 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ouni/tifu_by_losing_my_brand_new_galaxy_s3/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Slicker1138 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349135121 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10se6a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10se6a/tifu_my_junior_sailor_of_the_year_board/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413530214 | 6 | None | {} | ...by coming to a complete blank on the Sailors Creed...then saying "oh, shit". Even though I nailed the board portion it was a foregone conclusion that I had no chance at it... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my Junior Sailor of the Year board... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10se6a/tifu_my_junior_sailor_of_the_year_board/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349125961 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10s4bz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10s4bz/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_on_facebook/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413530592 | 25 | None | {} | Well Reddit, I'm a very immature little bear. Last night I found out my girlfriend cheated on me. I resulted to getting a $7 bottle of whiskey and hanging out on Facebook. That was my first mistake.
As I got drunker and drunker, I began to care less and less. I was hurt, and I wanted payback. To make things worse, sh... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting blackout drunk on Facebook | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10s4bz/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_on_facebook/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349124061 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10s26m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10s26m/tifu_by_driving_with_my_dad/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413530675 | 0 | None | {} | Today, like always, i drove with my dad in his truck to school. It was going fine until the turn in into the parking lot. I thought the car in front of me was going to stop or slow down because there was a car in front of it and multiple oncoming traffic. It didnt and dad goy on me for not giving it enough gas. i said:... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by driving with my dad. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10s26m/tifu_by_driving_with_my_dad/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349121446 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10rz79 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10rz79/tifu_by_slamming_this_dude_on_the_head_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413530792 | 0 | None | {} | I was about 20 km from home, when I went into a steep downhill. I went 50mph on that downhill because it was noon and I wasn't thinking properly. The GRASS WAS FRICKING WET from the sprinklers in the morning, and My front wheel slipped. I flew out of the bike and fell onto the grass, thankfully with no injuries. Then, ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by slamming this dude on the head with my Stunt Bike who was watching me for 10 minutes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10rz79/tifu_by_slamming_this_dude_on_the_head_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349119565 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10rx1x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10rx1x/tifu_i_fapped_to_hentai_for_the_first_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413530877 | 0 | None | {} | Should I feel legitimately bad? Or is this a falsely accused fuck up? | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I fapped to hentai for the first time | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10rx1x/tifu_i_fapped_to_hentai_for_the_first_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349117404 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ruoq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ruoq/tifu_by_spending_the_last_6_years_in_the_army/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413530965 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spending the last 6 years in the Army Infantry. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ruoq/tifu_by_spending_the_last_6_years_in_the_army/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | copypastesystem | null | None | null | null | null | 1349108479 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349113264 | 0 | null | null | 10rlmh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 81 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10rlmh/tifu_by_waking_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413531317 | 425 | None | {} | I woke up in a great mood and drove my husband to work. All was well at that time until I was on my way back home. On my way home, 2 people at 2 separate intersections ran stop signs and almost hit me. I blew it off and carried on. I then went to meet up with a friend of mine to do our Monday breakfast. We went to eat ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Waking Up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10rlmh/tifu_by_waking_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349108078 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10rl81 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10rl81/tifu_by_wrecking_a_lexus/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413531331 | 1 | None | {} | Back story: I am 15 and have had my permit for 5 months. Driving has come naturally to me so I'm a really good one. But my mom is convinced that either I'm perpetually 8 years old or that I had the memory of a gold fish! (3 seconds).
So yesterday I was going to do some freeway driving with my mom. Yet I had a craving ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wrecking a Lexus | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10rl81/tifu_by_wrecking_a_lexus/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349106681 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349107990 | 0 | null | null | 10rju7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10rju7/tifu_by_making_cookies/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413531387 | 10 | None | {} | Well this wasnt today but a while ago, I was reminded of it by the TIFU Bagel story.
So, theres 15 year old me, quite experienced with cooking, can do Pot noodles, microwave meals and open a tin if I really need to, so baking for the first time should be a breeze. I fancied chocolate cookies so grabbed a cookbook and ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by making cookies. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10rju7/tifu_by_making_cookies/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Navevan | null | None | null | null | null | 1349085452 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10r673 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10r673/tifu_making_burgers/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413531917 | 15 | None | {} | I was making hamburgers at 4 o'clock this morning and it was going well. Prepping, I put salt, pepper, crushed red peppers, hot sauce, and then came the garlic. Now, I don't have a lot of experience with cooking, so when I grabbed the garlic, I grossly overestimated the appropriate amount. Those burgers were 50% garlic... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU making burgers. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10r673/tifu_making_burgers/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349078727 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349166079 | 0 | null | null | 10r3p0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10r3p0/tifu_by_getting_unenrolled_from_high_school_today/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413532005 | 75 | None | {} | Alright, so first off, I'm in online school. When I first enrolled I was sent a bunch of tests that Woman told me were optional and to get me used to their test taking format. Well, I just got back from work and checked my E-mail. Turns out I had to get them finished yesterday 9-30-12. "If the tests are not completed b... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By getting unenrolled from high school today. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10r3p0/tifu_by_getting_unenrolled_from_high_school_today/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Pinduli | null | None | null | null | null | 1349078462 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10r3l5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10r3l5/tifu_by_saying_my_mindlessly_saying_my_friend_had/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413532015 | 0 | None | {} | I was on steam talking to my friend about the IPhone4 and how I thought it was a decent improvement over the IPhone3. He said he had no need for one, and I mindlessly replied "Yeah because you have no friends."
I think I need to gift him something from his wishlist now. I also feel like a hipster.
| null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By saying my mindlessly saying my friend had no friends. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10r3l5/tifu_by_saying_my_mindlessly_saying_my_friend_had/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | drumbtr | null | None | null | null | null | 1349077670 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10r39p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10r39p/tifu_by_doing_thispic/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413532027 | 72 | None | {} | [YEAAAHHHHH](http://i.imgur.com/BRvnG.jpg)
Yeah, it sucks ass, the other guy got a cute little dent. Nobody was hurt so that's good. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by doing this..[PIC] | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10r39p/tifu_by_doing_thispic/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349069208 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10qyo4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10qyo4/tifu_by_totaling_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413532214 | 3 | None | {} | I was driving home. It was raining hard, and the highway was flooded. I hit a puddle of water and slammed into the guard rail at about 50 mph (15 mph under the speed limit) I spun out of control and hit the same rail 2 more times, ending up facing the same way. I tried to start the car, thinking maybe it wasn't so bad.... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by totaling my car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10qyo4/tifu_by_totaling_my_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Felpeh | null | None | null | null | null | 1349065926 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349075704 | 0 | null | null | 10qw11 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 158 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10qw11/tifu_by_unintentionally_ruining_a_waitress_day/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413532325 | 456 | None | {} | To begin, I am not the most eloquent speaker. I often slur my words without realizing it.
Anyway, my friends and I went to Red Robin for lunch today. Our waitress was a young girl, probably not a day over 16. She asked if she could start us off with something to drink and I, sitting closest to her, immediately said, "... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by unintentionally ruining a waitress' day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10qw11/tifu_by_unintentionally_ruining_a_waitress_day/ | null | null | null | null |
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But when I put in the second batch, there was a problem. You see, there has to be ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by baking delicious bagels for the first time | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10qt6i/tifu_by_baking_delicious_bagels_for_the_first_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | raika11182 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349058721 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10qpdp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10qpdp/tifu_by_eating_my_wifes_chocolate_bar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413532580 | 8 | None | {} | Background: My wife does NOT like dark chocolate. She's made this clear to me on many occassions. Yesterday she ran out for some errands and asked if I wanted anything, so I asked her to pick me up some chocolate. She lovingly obliged and brought home (along with some other stuff) two dark chocolate Dove bars. I LOVE d... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating my wife's chocolate bar. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10qpdp/tifu_by_eating_my_wifes_chocolate_bar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349053391 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10qk0t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10qk0t/reddit_tifu_by_overestimating_how_long_it_takes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413532783 | 36 | None | {} | I thought I had enough time to get through but then I hear... *CUSH!* and a scraping sound as I try and make it through. A family was watching me the whole time with horrified expressions. I was so embarrassed I just left and came back 10 minutes later to check the damage. The door was intact and pulled down, so they o... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Reddit TIFU by overestimating how long it takes for the garage door at my apartment to come down. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10qk0t/reddit_tifu_by_overestimating_how_long_it_takes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | galtor2 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349219747 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349219972 | 0 | null | null | 10udua | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10udua/tifu_quit_my_professional_job_without_other_lined/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413527485 | 16 | None | {} | Apparently the greatest mistake you can make in 2012/modern times is quit your job. At least that is what I felt like. I thought about quitting for 2 years. And yet there were several dozen people told me to do otherwise. Even the Internet is against me on this one. But I did it. And every thought in my head said... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Quit my professional job without other lined up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10udua/tifu_quit_my_professional_job_without_other_lined/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349208631 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10u1j5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10u1j5/tifu_by_answering_a_math_question/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413527959 | 0 | None | {} | So I'm sitting here in my math class and my professor calls on me to answer this question. It seemed pretty easy.
*Use any letter you choose to translate the given phrase or sentence algebraically. Be sure to identify clearly what your variable represents*
Me being me, I decided to answer it like this. *m*+*n*, *m*... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by answering a math question. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10u1j5/tifu_by_answering_a_math_question/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349207998 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10u0su | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10u0su/tifu_and_sent_abusive_messages_to_the_person_who/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413527985 | 27 | None | {} | I am an absolute idiot. This morning I was out waiting for the bus when I realised my phone and bus pass were missing from my pockets. Remembering that I did definitely bring them with me, I looked around far and wide and backtraced my steps to see where they could have dropped onto the floor. Unfortunately, I could no... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and sent abusive messages to the person who was set to return my phone back to me | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10u0su/tifu_and_sent_abusive_messages_to_the_person_who/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mahalo1984 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349206695 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10tzar | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10tzar/tifu_by_forgetting_that_i_was_supposed_to_go_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528041 | 17 | None | {} | Now I'm a fugitive of the state. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting that I was supposed to go to court today for riding my bicycle on the sidewalk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10tzar/tifu_by_forgetting_that_i_was_supposed_to_go_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bellekid | null | None | null | null | null | 1349200826 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10tsr2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10tsr2/tifu_by_mentioning_jolly_ranchers/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528292 | 23 | None | {} | I was at my campus LGBT group's safe sex meeting last night after being dragged over by my good friends since I'm on the outs with most of the group. Apparently some of our new members are not the brightest apples in the bunch and since I'm a gender studies major they thought that I'd get a good laugh out of the meetin... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by mentioning Jolly Ranchers | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10tsr2/tifu_by_mentioning_jolly_ranchers/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349200280 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ts5h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ts5h/tifu_by_snorting_a_massive_cloud_of_sambar_curry/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528315 | 11 | None | {} | I was cooking pork chops and wanted to shake on some [sambar powder](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambar_\(dish\)#Sambar_powder) for seasoning. Apparently the spice rack container was clogged up so when I removed the top to clean up it exploded. I ended up with sambar powder all over the floor, oven top, pan, pork chop... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by snorting a massive cloud of Sambar curry
powder. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ts5h/tifu_by_snorting_a_massive_cloud_of_sambar_curry/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | critter96 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349198845 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10tql8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10tql8/tifu_by_getting_on_the_school_bus/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528369 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By getting on the school bus | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10tql8/tifu_by_getting_on_the_school_bus/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | niyou77 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349194033 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10tlea | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10tlea/tifu_by_editing_a_picture_of_my_own_dick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528571 | 20 | None | {} | So you guys know how the new Death Grips album was leaked and how the cover is a picture of a dick with "NO LOVE DEEP WEB" written on it? ([NSFW!](http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2012/10/Death-Grips-No-Love-Deep-Web-608x608.jpg)) Well, I thought I'd get a little cocky and make my own version of the album cover. I wrote ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by editing a picture of my own dick | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10tlea/tifu_by_editing_a_picture_of_my_own_dick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Millerzep | null | None | null | null | null | 1349192151 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349203614 | 0 | null | null | 10tjik | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10tjik/tifu_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528641 | 13 | None | {} | I have a 2007 Volkswagen GTI. I was driving in to work yesterday when my car engine died. I got out of the car, and there is oil all over the place. Car wouldn't start back up.
I figured the oil was leaking because the oil filter fell apart (or something like that). I got my girlfriend to give me three bottles o... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10tjik/tifu_my_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kittypuuuurry | null | None | null | null | null | 1349190935 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349281290 | 0 | null | null | 10ti9a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ti9a/tifu_by_opening_a_bottle_of_super_glue_with_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528687 | 141 | None | {} | So, the super glue had closed the whole container shut. I tried piercing it with a knife, and cutting it with scissors. None of that worked, so I tried ripping the tip off with my teeth and it exploded in my mouth. I got it all over my tongue, face, and teeth. I tried brushing my teeth, rinsing with mouthwash, and garg... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by opening a bottle of super glue with my teeth. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ti9a/tifu_by_opening_a_bottle_of_super_glue_with_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MrFahrenheit200 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349188867 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349217498 | 0 | null | null | 10tg9l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 85 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10tg9l/tifu_and_had_to_jump_out_of_a_second_story_window/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413528766 | 279 | None | {} | This morning, I proceeded with my normal routine. Except I did ONE thing differently. This ONE thing caused me hell for what I assume will be the rest of the day.
I decided to wash behind my ears.
After my girlfriend left for class, it was just me alone in the house with my cat (who is in heat). After my shower... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and had to jump out of a second story window. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10tg9l/tifu_and_had_to_jump_out_of_a_second_story_window/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | VelveetaBloodfucker | null | None | null | null | null | 1349161723 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10t1ay | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10t1ay/tifu_by_eating_a_fruit_rollup/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413529343 | 7 | None | {} | I was watching Mad Men and I grabbed a fruit roll-up from my snack drawer. I started chewing and felt a pulling sensation in my mouth followed by a piece of something hard in the wad of chewed up candy. I spit it out and plucked a [tooth](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4LN2c8CQAAv4zu.jpg:large) out of the wad.
**TL;DR*... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating a fruit roll-up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10t1ay/tifu_by_eating_a_fruit_rollup/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kaboose1442 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349153543 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10sw1d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10sw1d/tifu_by_losing_my_wallet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413529550 | 5 | None | {} | So tonight i was at a Redbox machine looking for something that my girl and i could watch for the night. Well her friend who just got off work at a restaurant pulled up and we started talking. Well i got very infuriated about what happened to her because her manager apparently didn't give her all the tips she made for ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing my wallet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10sw1d/tifu_by_losing_my_wallet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | GarciaLater | null | None | null | null | null | 1349153291 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349153471 | 0 | null | null | 10svtm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10svtm/tifu_by_blasting_shit_all_over_my_gfs_apartment/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413529559 | 80 | None | {} | This happened a few days ago, but I am just now receiving evidence of it so I am posting today.
So it was my girlfriend's dad's birthday and she had been a huge sweetheart for him by ordering a bunch of hot wings for the Cowboys' game (even though she doesn't eat meat and has no interest in sports). I was invited over ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by blasting shit all over my gf's apartment complex. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10svtm/tifu_by_blasting_shit_all_over_my_gfs_apartment/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mypoorparents | null | None | null | null | null | 1349149619 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ss9p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ss9p/tifu_by_sucking_dick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413529706 | 39 | None | {} | This weekend I had rebound sex with an old fuck buddy in my home town while visiting with my family. I spent the night at his house, and woke up to more sex and sucking him off. My parents arrived shortly after to pick me up without calling first, so I didn't have time to do anything but get dressed and leave. They're ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sucking dick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ss9p/tifu_by_sucking_dick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RoyalBrand | null | None | null | null | null | 1349148783 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349237494 | 0 | null | null | 10src7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10src7/tifu_got_caught_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413529739 | 7 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got Caught... At Work! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10src7/tifu_got_caught_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349145690 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10som5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10som5/tifu_again_by_telling_the_guy_im_seeing_that_he/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413529838 | 1 | None | {} | To be fair, he really sets off my serial killer alarms. Here's why:
* 25, white male
* his apartment is pristine, minimalist, and sterile (and he thinks it needs cleaning)
* lives alone without even a pet
* only dates girls he met online
* doesn't show any emotion
* Yet attractive in a very normal way.
Mask of... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU again by telling the guy I'm seeing that he gives me serial killer vibes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10som5/tifu_again_by_telling_the_guy_im_seeing_that_he/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | menace64 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349138566 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10shwl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10shwl/tifu_my_audition_for_the_sound_of_music/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413530080 | 33 | None | {} | So I roll up at 6:50, ready as I'd ever be for this Sound of Music audition. I'm dressed well, I smell good, and I feel confident that there's a spot for me in the production. I walk inside. I find the entrance to the stage. I turn the corner. And what I see is a small auditorium filled with 5-year-old girls and their ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my audition for The Sound of Music. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10shwl/tifu_my_audition_for_the_sound_of_music/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SpaceMannequin | null | None | null | null | null | 1349307819 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10wkpb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10wkpb/tifu_by_getting_my_license_plate_revoked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413524334 | 26 | None | {} | I had my car insurance insurance payment coming out of my account automatically every month. Apparently I was short on cash one month so the money didn't go through. My mail was going to my dad's house but I spent most of the summer with my mom since it was closer to where I worked. Well, I was back at my dad's going t... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting my license plate revoked. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10wkpb/tifu_by_getting_my_license_plate_revoked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349293061 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10w43y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/10w43y/tifu_my_girlfriends_dad_now_knows_we_tried_anal/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413524959 | 1 | None | {} | Picking her up from work where she's a bartender, driving home, asked her jokingly how her bootyhole was feeling. She said it hurt really bad from the night before, and I replied "Well thats because there was a cock in it, sweetheart" Then went on to tell her that I preferred her pussy anyway and she said she was hap... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU My girlfriend's dad now knows we tried anal | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10w43y/tifu_my_girlfriends_dad_now_knows_we_tried_anal/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tiskettasket | null | None | null | null | null | 1349292512 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10w3gp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10w3gp/tifu_trying_to_close_the_gate_to_the_dumpster_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413524983 | 15 | None | {} | So there is a metal/wooden gate that hides our dumpster area from public view. Well the business' we share the dumpster with left the gate open as well as a hot mess so I went to close the gate. Problem is it was stuck open. So I'm shoving against it with all my weight as well as trying to lift it from the concrete and... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to close the gate to the dumpster at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10w3gp/tifu_trying_to_close_the_gate_to_the_dumpster_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349282254 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10vrnl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10vrnl/tifu_by_insulting_a_little_person/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413525436 | 318 | None | {} | I am a background investigator and have to conduct national security/public trust interviews with people being considered for government jobs. This is usually done at a government/contractor office where the person was just hired, but in some cases they haven't started the job yet, so we have to do the interview at a l... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by insulting a little person | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10vrnl/tifu_by_insulting_a_little_person/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | critter96 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349280125 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10vpd6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10vpd6/tifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413525520 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10vpd6/tifu/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Aphero | null | None | null | null | null | 1349260017 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10va01 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10va01/tifu_my_own_surprise_birthday_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413526259 | 0 | None | {} | So I was talking to my mum earlier and I was telling her about this party I was planning on going to. It was on the day we were planning a "family dinner" at the local pub. So I'm not very confrontational so i just started to get douchey and mopey. I was like "Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaammmm why cant we reschedule this dinner whic... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my own surprise birthday party. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10va01/tifu_my_own_surprise_birthday_party/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Protoman_Eats_Babies | null | None | null | null | null | 1349245053 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10v32t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10v32t/tifu_im_an_accidental_racist_with_cats/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413526519 | 0 | None | {} | My cat came up to me, and demands to be greeted by his name, so I did, like any other day, except today I decided to actually think about my cat's name for the first time. He is a *black* Persian/Siamese mix.
And as a kid, I named him *Spook.*
Now I understand why my parents put so much into calling him Spooky more o... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I'm an accidental racist (with cats!) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10v32t/tifu_im_an_accidental_racist_with_cats/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Quwerkygirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1349236790 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10uwch | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10uwch/tifu_dropping_my_ipad_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413526772 | 16 | None | {} | Well I was going to the toilet whilst browsing reddit and I was thinking about just putting my iPad on the floor, pulling down my pants and peeing. But no I didn't do that and so I put it under my chin and held it there pushing it against my neck and under my chin but as I pulled down my pants the iPad slipped out of m... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Dropping my iPad down the toilet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10uwch/tifu_dropping_my_ipad_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PugnaciousJay | null | None | null | null | null | 1349226463 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ul61 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 74 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ul61/tifu_by_complaining_on_the_elevator/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413527207 | 409 | None | {} | Earlier today I got on a crowded elevator in my residence hall with one of my roommates. We were the last ones on, and there were about ten other people standing behind us as the elevator began to ascend. The elevator then stopped on the second floor, much to my dismay. I turned to my roommate and quietly said "Godd... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by complaining on the elevator. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ul61/tifu_by_complaining_on_the_elevator/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349223900 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10uide | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10uide/tifu_fucked_up_x3_got_royally_chewed_out_by_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413527318 | 2 | None | {} | OK, let’s start from the beginning.
Last year in Computer Graphics I lost my USB drive.
In Computer Graphics, projects are handed in by the batch, on your USB drive. Well, right at the end, right before I needed to hand in the final project and loads of other smaller ones, I lost the USB drive.
Since it was the end... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; Fucked up x3, got royally chewed out by the Head of the Art Department | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10uide/tifu_fucked_up_x3_got_royally_chewed_out_by_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RaptorGoRawr | null | None | null | null | null | 1349381050 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10yccs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 70 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10yccs/tifu_by_setting_my_house_on_fire_with_my_vibrator/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413521834 | 290 | None | {} | So I work the overnight shift doing tech support and got off work this morning and decided to take care of some needs before going to sleep.
I use a Hitachi Magic Wand that plugs into the wall (who needs batteries?) and did the deed then rolled over and went to sleep.
At some point I must have rolled onto the wand we... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by setting my house on fire with my vibrator. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10yccs/tifu_by_setting_my_house_on_fire_with_my_vibrator/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | critter96 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349372241 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10y2bx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10y2bx/tifuby_smoking_salt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413522244 | 0 | None | {} | I was siiting on my couch playing with myself when i decided i wanted to get high well i go to my stash it was empty so i go look in my cabnet and saw the salt so i packed me a pipe and started to smoke it well it got me high but you will only do it once because it felt like someone was cutting my throwt with a razor b... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:By smoking salt | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10y2bx/tifuby_smoking_salt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349369416 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349371472 | 0 | null | null | 10xz6m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10xz6m/tifu_by_sending_a_dirty_text_about_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413522382 | 31 | None | {} | This was actually two days ago, but anyway... I'm taking a college algebra class at a community college, and the professor is pretty hot--and Russian. I told my friends about her and soon followed the USSR jokes about how I should "solve the nuclear crisis" to get into her pants and a number of other dumb, stereotypica... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending a dirty text about my professor in class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10xz6m/tifu_by_sending_a_dirty_text_about_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349366493 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10xw2u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10xw2u/tifu_by_playing_draw_something_on_my_phone_during/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413522506 | 0 | None | {} | I was on my merry way just a few minutes ago, fellow gentlemen and ladies, playing Draw Something in class as I sometimes do. Lecture was boring, my buddy was sitting beside me and we were exchanging drawings. Now I am playing the free version of the app, so after every drawing I am forced to look at 5 seconds of some ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playing Draw Something on my phone during a lecture. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10xw2u/tifu_by_playing_draw_something_on_my_phone_during/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WunderOwl | null | None | null | null | null | 1349361768 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349396052 | 0 | null | null | 10xr68 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 197 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10xr68/tifu_its_not_casual_friday_in_fact_its_not_friday/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413522701 | 759 | None | {} | but I'm trying to pull it off
Update (12:47pm): One of my coworkers gave me a "Jeans today huh?" Which I responded to with a firm, "Yep." and kept walking. Hiding in my cubical seems to be the safest option.
Update (3:42pm): For anyone still with me I have decided to go all in on the confident "I'll wear jeans if I... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU It's not casual friday, in fact it's not friday at all | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10xr68/tifu_its_not_casual_friday_in_fact_its_not_friday/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349354912 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10xlgz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10xlgz/tifu_by_being_sick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413522924 | 0 | None | {} | so I was really sick the last two days I had to call off work. (I was throwing up a lot) my boss didn't believe me so he fired me and well now I need a new job and that isn't easy so I totally fucked up by my boss being a asshole. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being sick | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10xlgz/tifu_by_being_sick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | imessedupsobad | null | None | null | null | null | 1349346214 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349346462 | 0 | null | null | 10xh0y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10xh0y/tifu_i_camwhored_and_didnt_get_paid_i_let_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413523093 | 18 | None | {} | After 3 years of job searching and applying with no luck, I decided to cam whore myself to an anon on 4chan. Yeah, it's already bad. But he seemed legit and I hoped he'd pay me afterwards like he said he would. And he didn't. I'm really hitting rock bottom. :/
All I was trying to do was earn money so I could buy my c... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I camwhored and didn't get paid. I let my desperation get the best of me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10xh0y/tifu_i_camwhored_and_didnt_get_paid_i_let_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CapnToker | null | None | null | null | null | 1349344756 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10xgfv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10xgfv/tifu_by_leaving_my_resume_where_my_boss_could/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413523115 | 13 | None | {} | I'm currently considering getting a new job and I used my work computer to print out a very nice resume that I spent a lot of time on. The first copy that printed I didn't like so I set it on top of the shredder to shred before I left work but didn't realize until I got home that I forgot it. She hasn't said anything t... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my resume where my boss could find it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10xgfv/tifu_by_leaving_my_resume_where_my_boss_could/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ballisticks | null | None | null | null | null | 1349342859 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10xfod | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10xfod/tifu_a_university_unit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413523145 | 8 | None | {} | Actually I fucked up a couple weeks ago.
I'm a second-year English university student. I'm on exchange in Australia for my first semester of the second year. One of my units is Cisco's CCNA1 & 2. I failed to attend the mid-semester exam (stupid mistake, I forgot it was on), and I only scored 57% in the resit (pass... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a university unit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10xfod/tifu_a_university_unit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ATKDragon | null | None | null | null | null | 1349322761 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10x2fv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 47 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10x2fv/tifu_by_eating_sun_flower_seeds_whole_along_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413523653 | 114 | None | {} | Actually, I ate them yesterday, but I'm paying for it today. I've always ate them whole cuz that's how I started eating them as a child (self taught), but yesterday I ate a whole bag which I guess I've never done before. I've never had so much blood on my toilet paper before. I could see the shells in my stools if I lo... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating sun flower seeds whole, along with the shells. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10x2fv/tifu_by_eating_sun_flower_seeds_whole_along_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349469542 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 110ebm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/110ebm/tifu_by_spoiling_breaking_bad_for_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413518869 | 1 | None | {} | Well, last night actually. Obviously Breaking Bad spoilers ahead.
My buddy and I decided to grab a nice bottle of scotch, as has become a weekly tradition between us. When buying the bottle we ran into my neighbor so we decided to head back to his place for a few drinks. Back at my neighbors were a few other people as... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spoiling Breaking Bad for a friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/110ebm/tifu_by_spoiling_breaking_bad_for_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | crazysoundsgood | null | None | null | null | null | 1349461657 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1105zx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1105zx/tifu_by_waking_up_25_hours_late_for_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413519201 | 0 | None | {} | I work in New York City which is about 45 minutes away from where I live. My work starts at 9, I woke up at 10:33.
And it was to be a particularly busy day. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by waking up 2.5 hours late for work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1105zx/tifu_by_waking_up_25_hours_late_for_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349461534 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1105va | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 174 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1105va/tifu_by_taking_a_hefty_dose_of_pure_molly_mdma/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413519206 | 532 | None | {} | I'm rolling my ass off and my pupils are enormous. I forgot I picked up a shift for a coworker and I'll be serving a party of 30 people in just a few hours.... Shit. Too bad I can't wear shades at work. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking a hefty dose of pure molly (MDMA) and I forgot I have to go to work in 2 hours... As a server. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1105va/tifu_by_taking_a_hefty_dose_of_pure_molly_mdma/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | actuallycheetah | null | None | null | null | null | 1349456826 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1100v2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1100v2/tifu_by_dropping_a_fresh_dominos_pizza_in_a_cobweb/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413519398 | 27 | None | {} | Last night, I was home alone and thought Domino's was a good idea. After paying the delivery driver and closing the door, I bump into the wall and the pizza box goes flying, opens up, and the pizza plummets face down into a cobweb that was growing in the corner next to the stairs. I shit you not. I then had to clean of... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping a fresh Domino's pizza in a cobweb. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1100v2/tifu_by_dropping_a_fresh_dominos_pizza_in_a_cobweb/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349446508 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10zr65 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10zr65/by_assuming_that_the_enemy_of_my_enemy_would_be/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413519806 | 0 | None | {} | ...or at least an ally of sorts. There's this one technician in the lab who really wants to train elsewhere, and I sympathize REALLY, but this girl (I'll call her Beth) can't stand me for no reason I can figure out at all. She looks at me not like I'm evil but like I smell bad or something. Just disdainful. And if ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | By assuming that the enemy of my enemy would be my friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10zr65/by_assuming_that_the_enemy_of_my_enemy_would_be/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349441008 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10zn43 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10zn43/last_new_years_eve_by_losing_my_dads_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413519966 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | (last New Years Eve) by losing my dads car keys...while in New York City... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10zn43/last_new_years_eve_by_losing_my_dads_car/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | tudayaifakap | null | None | null | null | null | 1349429638 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10zhv3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10zhv3/tifu_by_telling_my_mother_shes_gay/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413520188 | 0 | None | {} | My brother's cakeday is today and I texted him earlier this morning "Today is the world's gay day but the officiant is yet to wake up", which is supposed to lead to me wishing him birthday. Accidentally, I keyed in my mother's number, instead of my brother's. And now, my mom, being the typical religious person, is gett... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my mother she's gay | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10zhv3/tifu_by_telling_my_mother_shes_gay/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349416822 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10zbtf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10zbtf/tifu_by_posting_on_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413520421 | 0 | None | {} | I've been super down on myself lately. Really hating my body and looks in general. But the one thing I've always been confident about is my face, so I posted it to some other subreddit thinking I might get a little decent feedback and might feel a little better. Nope. Mostly downvotes. Obviously I realize that there ar... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by posting on reddit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10zbtf/tifu_by_posting_on_reddit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349406950 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349414017 | 0 | null | null | 10z3pq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 75 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10z3pq/tifu_by_letting_my_16_year_old_nephew_see_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413520755 | 415 | None | {} | He saw me redditing and excitedly sat down next to me. He then asked if I submit things, without thinking I said "hmm let me see what i've submitted" MISTAKE #1 He then asked me what my username was before glancing at the screen, then promptly getting up and leaving without a word.
Now I'm the weird aunt.
Edit: Wha... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By letting my 16 year old nephew see my username. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10z3pq/tifu_by_letting_my_16_year_old_nephew_see_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | EziosEpic | null | None | null | null | null | 1349402686 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10yzg6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10yzg6/tifu_by_telling_a_friend_about_a_girl_i_like/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413520930 | 0 | None | {} | Today, I decided to tell one of my life long friends (Let's call him Mike) about a girl (Call her Jess) which I had liked for two years (BTW if you say something about why did i not ask her out earlier, i'm kind of chubby) Anyway, I told him about her, how long I liked her, the whole nine yards. I then tell him if you ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling a friend about a girl I like. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10yzg6/tifu_by_telling_a_friend_about_a_girl_i_like/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | noahward4 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349402299 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10yz2t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10yz2t/tifu_by_giving_jersey_shore_a_second_chance/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413520946 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving jersey shore a second chance. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10yz2t/tifu_by_giving_jersey_shore_a_second_chance/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | aroondeep | null | None | null | null | null | 1349400850 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10yxi2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10yxi2/tifu_trying_to_fix_my_laptop/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413521003 | 22 | None | {} | The WiFi in my Samsung laptop suddenly stopped working, with the network connection being stuck at "Indentifying...". So after trying and messing up the network settings, I finally decided to reinstall Windows. This wouldn't be a huge loss, since I got the laptop only the previous day, and nothing was installed except ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to fix my laptop | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10yxi2/tifu_trying_to_fix_my_laptop/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LastResortXL | null | None | null | null | null | 1349398743 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10yvds | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10yvds/tifu_putting_my_drink_next_to_my_spit_cup/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413521079 | 8 | None | {} | Earlier today, I was browsing Reddit with a pinch of snuff in. I made the mistake of setting my drink next to the bottle I was using as a spitter. Needless to say, a few minutes later, I went to take a drink. MFW when I drank a big swig of dip spit and almost puked my guts up. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU putting my drink next to my spit cup. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10yvds/tifu_putting_my_drink_next_to_my_spit_cup/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349395250 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10yryr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10yryr/tifu_by_correcting_a_gas_stations_spelling/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413521208 | 31 | None | {} | For a few months now I have noticed that the gas station that I go to after work misspells the word heights, they spell it hieghts on their receipts. I finally got enough nerve to alert them of their error.
Big mistake.
I told the cashier of the error when she handed me my receipt. She grabbed it back and looked at i... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by correcting a gas station's spelling | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10yryr/tifu_by_correcting_a_gas_stations_spelling/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349566576 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 112bgh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/112bgh/tifu_and_sleepcalled_my_ex_telling_her_i_want_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413515977 | 3 | None | {} | So I broke up with my insane girlfriend a few weeks ago, and she was trying to get us back together. NO. So I fell asleep a few days ago and in my sleep, called her, and asked her to get back together. She recorded it so I know it happened. FML | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU And sleep-called my ex, telling her I want to get back together | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/112bgh/tifu_and_sleepcalled_my_ex_telling_her_i_want_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349560757 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1126fp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1126fp/tifu_i_gave_my_friend_my_username_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413516234 | 21 | None | {} | The name of the website is rather self-explainitory, but there's a lot of content that is rather.. [this](http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/83630/1/no-money-kyuhyun-kyuwon-siwon-superjunior-wonkyu-yaoi) - not to mention I'm subscribed to a lot of related fics.
I don't know what was going through my brain when I d... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I gave my friend my username on asianfanfics.com | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1126fp/tifu_i_gave_my_friend_my_username_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MidgetFetish | null | None | null | null | null | 1349542683 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 111pz2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/111pz2/tifu_and_turned_my_girl_into_a_zombie/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413516886 | 91 | None | {} | Things got hot and heavy, so I was on top making out with her. It had been a few minutes, I hadn't opened my eyes. She gently pushed me off and was like 'babe...". I open my eyes.
Holy shit, her face was smeared with blood. For who knows (and who would want to?) how long I had a bloody nose while neither of us had our... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and turned my girl into a zombie | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/111pz2/tifu_and_turned_my_girl_into_a_zombie/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iwasfuuckedup | null | None | null | null | null | 1349531647 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349556282 | 0 | null | null | 111hqj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 134 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/111hqj/tifu_update_i_took_molly_and_went_to_work_last/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413517240 | 374 | None | {} | Ok... Lemme first off say I WAS FUCKED UP! Super irritated and feeling great at the same time, i got to work on time. My party came early and my table wasn't prepared. The hostess and I hustled our asses off to set the table up while they waited. The party went off without a hitch! I was making them laugh and they tipp... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU UPDATE: I took molly and went to work last night. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/111hqj/tifu_update_i_took_molly_and_went_to_work_last/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tronberr | null | None | null | null | null | 1349529310 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 111ggv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/111ggv/tifu_by_spilling_vomit_all_over_my_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413517288 | 12 | None | {} | My best friend had his 18th not too long ago and he decided to throw a house party with about 12 people.
We all drank a lot, just about 90% of us were pissed out of our minds, including me. So while we're all having fun there's my friend passed out on his couch with a bucket half full of vomit, me being the drunken t... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spilling vomit all over my best friend's floor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/111ggv/tifu_by_spilling_vomit_all_over_my_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheTrouseredApe | null | None | null | null | null | 1349502515 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1115y8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1115y8/tifu_by_telling_a_wheelchairbound_man_how_nice/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413517709 | 35 | None | {} | I was swimming in the community pool by myself because it was a hot day. A wheelchair-bound man from the neighborhood rolls up on the other side of the fence. Being pleasant, I wave and say hello. He returns the wave and asks how I am. Not thinking at all about who I'm talking to, I reply, "Great! The pool feels really... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling a wheelchair-bound man how nice the pool felt | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1115y8/tifu_by_telling_a_wheelchairbound_man_how_nice/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349491101 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 110xrs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/110xrs/tifu_by_rushing_a_public_restroom_poop_session/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413518045 | 21 | None | {} | This is a long story, there is a TL;DR at the bottom. Let me start off by saying that I am a senior in college, and generally I avoid pooping in public restrooms like I avoid watching episodes of Jersey Shore. However, with 4 hour gaps between classes, my body rebels and betrays me.
So I walk into the public restroo... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by rushing a public restroom poop session. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/110xrs/tifu_by_rushing_a_public_restroom_poop_session/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 17Hongo | null | None | null | null | null | 1349489983 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 110wuh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/110wuh/tifu_by_screwing_things_up_with_a_girl_at_a_bar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413518081 | 12 | None | {} | I'm sure we've all been there. This subreddit is one that names itself as "a subreddit for the dumbass in all of us", and I'm certain that many of us are at the peak of our dumbassery when presented with the combination of alcohol and an attractive member of the opposite sex. Honestly, I need someone to hear this, beca... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by screwing things up with a girl at a bar. Yeah - that. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/110wuh/tifu_by_screwing_things_up_with_a_girl_at_a_bar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Fr4t | null | None | null | null | null | 1349649312 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 113vtg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 137 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113vtg/tifu_by_ejaculating_all_over_the_place/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413513611 | 491 | None | {} | So I was on vacation for a week and simply had no (private) time to release some pressure. Horny me couldn't wait for the girlfriend to show up so I decided to go on a date with rosey palms and her five sisters.
So as I was about to finish, well... I was prepared for a bigger load than usual. But man did I underestima... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ejaculating all over the place | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113vtg/tifu_by_ejaculating_all_over_the_place/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | stln00b | null | None | null | null | null | 1349648680 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349655984 | 0 | null | null | 113v82 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113v82/tifu_by_asking_my_date_if_she_wanted_to_watch_5050/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413513640 | 15 | None | {} | Her last relationship was with a man to whom she was engaged and has a child with. He died of cancer 6 months ago.
Edit: For clarification, yes I knew he died of cancer, I just didn't think before I blurted out the suggestion. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by asking my date if she wanted to watch 50/50. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113v82/tifu_by_asking_my_date_if_she_wanted_to_watch_5050/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ilikepineapples | null | None | null | null | null | 1349647178 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 113tt5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113tt5/tifu_by_relapsing_while_on_probation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413513701 | 29 | None | {} | More like, I went to my first party in 7 months and went all out. Praying I don't get a surprise UA anytime soon. Anyone know how long Molly stays in your system?? | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by relapsing while on probation. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113tt5/tifu_by_relapsing_while_on_probation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sebast91 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349646485 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 113t56 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 107 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113t56/tifupdate_so_i_talked_to_me_roommate_about_what/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413513744 | 199 | None | {} | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1130tf/tifu_i_possibly_molested_my_roommate/
It feels like its been a long day but I'll just state now that everything went a lot better than I had expected.
I didn't reply to his text but he did get pulp so that was good thing number one. After I helped him put all the stuff in... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate: So I talked to me roommate about what we did. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113t56/tifupdate_so_i_talked_to_me_roommate_about_what/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | chasethenoise | null | None | null | null | null | 1349637650 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349638057 | 0 | null | null | 113krq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113krq/tifu_i_peed_and_vomited_in_the_back_of_my_friends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413514074 | 15 | None | {} | It probably had something to do with the handle of whiskey I'd been working on. A few friends from work and I were heading downtown to check out a few bars and to save money, I brought along a bottle of Crown Royal so we'd already feel good when we got there. Well, it seems the ride was longer than I'd anticipated and ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I peed and vomited in the back of my friend's car then broke my house door down because I couldn't work the key. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113krq/tifu_i_peed_and_vomited_in_the_back_of_my_friends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Zerorion | null | None | null | null | null | 1349633566 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 113gzd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113gzd/tifu_and_downloaded_a_shit_ton_of_malware_onto_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413514235 | 17 | None | {} | So, I woke up this morning to the fresh smell of trying to download Black Mesa onto my computer. I heard a lot of praise about it from r/gaming, so I decided to give it a try.
I went to their website, and clicked on the friggin' huge "DOWNLOAD" button, skipped some steps, clicked "install". It works for everything el... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and downloaded a shit ton of malware onto my computer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113gzd/tifu_and_downloaded_a_shit_ton_of_malware_onto_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349632453 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349633597 | 0 | null | null | 113g0e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113g0e/tifu_by_taking_the_elevator_to_the_highest_floor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413514276 | 22 | None | {} | As my spit travels down way slower than I expected it someone, sticks their head out and it hits the back of his head. I instantly pulled my head back so he wouldn't see me but I was very embarrassed. Sucks to be that guy, it was a pretty big drop. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By taking the elevator to the highest floor in the resort im staying at, going to the balcony and spitting down. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113g0e/tifu_by_taking_the_elevator_to_the_highest_floor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Narwalsbacon | null | None | null | null | null | 1349624355 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 113988 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/113988/tifu_by_yawning/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413514556 | 31 | None | {} | Okay, the deal is that I'm trying to get a new job because my old manager is a fucking asshat. So, after literally hours on job websites I find the ideal job. It's really close to my home, it seems like something I'd like to do and it's great. I try to give them my résumé. They are asking to meet me in person! Fuck yea... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By yawning | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/113988/tifu_by_yawning/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nogswarth | null | None | null | null | null | 1349613341 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1132rd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1132rd/tifu_by_severely_crashing_my_moped_for_the_second/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413514810 | 23 | None | {} | Sit on my knee, r/tifu. It's story time. Actually get off, my knee is in searing agony right now! D:
Last October, I fell off my moped in the rain not concentrating and most likely singing Neutral Milk Hotel at the top of my lungs inside my helmet. I landed on my back in the opposite lane, and a car ran over my right ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by severely crashing my moped for the second time in exactly a year. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1132rd/tifu_by_severely_crashing_my_moped_for_the_second/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sebast91 | null | None | null | null | null | 1349608231 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1130tf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 238 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1130tf/tifu_i_possibly_molested_my_roommate/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413514905 | 337 | None | {} | Technically yesterday, but I just woke up and he's not here anymore, so anyways here's the gist of how the fuck I ended up doing this.
It started out as one of those simple rather small parties where we invited some friends over - not much only 5 not that this matters but anyways it was a bit of a hang out I should a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I possibly molested my roommate. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1130tf/tifu_i_possibly_molested_my_roommate/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349594334 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 112w10 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/112w10/last_night_i_fucked_up_at_a_birthday_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413515150 | 0 | None | {} | Yesterday, I was invited to a friend's birthday party. It was in the evening at her house, and there was alcohol. I carpooled with some other friends that were invited and we were already kind of late. I took some cranberry vodka, and it affected me pretty bad, since I ate very little all day, but I was doing fine. The... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last night I fucked up at a birthday party. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/112w10/last_night_i_fucked_up_at_a_birthday_party/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Xodium | null | None | null | null | null | 1349591667 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 112usu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/112usu/tifu_by_trying_to_sync_my_music_library_before/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413515205 | 15 | None | {} | I'm sure others will think that this is *nothing*, but for me, it was particularly devastating.
I'm usually good about keeping my most valuable chunk of data (the music library in question) synced across multiple devices: I have a copy always saving to Google Music, I have a library on my phone, and I have one on my ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to sync my music library before drinking my coffee. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/112usu/tifu_by_trying_to_sync_my_music_library_before/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349580862 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 112np0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/112np0/tifu_by_marching_barefoot_in_freezing_water/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413515502 | 46 | None | {} | I'm in a high school marching band. Today, we were preparing for our first marching contest. It was 7:30 in the morning, it had rained the previous night, and it was about 50 degrees outside. We went out to the football field to practice for the contest, and as I got there, I had realized I had forgotten my marching sh... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by marching barefoot in freezing water | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/112np0/tifu_by_marching_barefoot_in_freezing_water/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1349739036 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 115yrk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/115yrk/yifu_by_hitting_my_little_cousins_head_off_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413510342 | 20 | None | {} | My little cousins kept running by me so i decided to start tickling them, it was all fun and games until I grabbed the little guy and started tickling his sides and his feet slipped from under him and he landed directly on his head.
I cant help but feel i might be responsible for causing him brain damage :( | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | YIFU By hitting my little cousins head off the floor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/115yrk/yifu_by_hitting_my_little_cousins_head_off_the/ | null | null | null | null |
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