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null | null | SmellyDomino | null | None | null | null | null | 1348261358 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 109ngm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/109ngm/tifu_while_driving_hung_over/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413555942 | 19 | None | {} | I just got home from Thailand yesterday, so I had a party and got totally wasties. Today, I'm driving to the mall to get a dress for my cousins wedding and start to puke in my mouth, so i pull over and puke out of my open door. When i look up, three people were staring at me and it made me so nervous i puked again. :... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while driving hung over. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109ngm/tifu_while_driving_hung_over/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | cara242 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348255625 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348256555 | 0 | null | null | 109h7g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/109h7g/tifu_by_getting_my_finger_stuck_in_the_camera/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413556191 | 46 | None | {} | Natural human assumption-what goes in must come out. Right? Wrong.
Today's events disproved this when the camera hole in my phonecase took my little finger hostage. Of course, I thought I could slip it out with some brute force and oil, but I was stuck tighter than a fat woman in a size 8.
Drastic measures had to be... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting my finger stuck in the camera hole of my phone case | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109h7g/tifu_by_getting_my_finger_stuck_in_the_camera/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348246700 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1097n0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1097n0/tifu_by_dislocating_my_index_toe_via_the_stairs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413556582 | 12 | None | {} | Basically, I wake up as normal at around 6am (Baby son is crying for feed)
I usually do this routine in a bit of a rush to obtain some more sleep, so I run down the stairs, only to slip on the metal on the stairgate and fly straight into the wall foot first.
Toe had to be re-located, and had stitches as it breached... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By dislocating my "index" Toe via the stairs | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1097n0/tifu_by_dislocating_my_index_toe_via_the_stairs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ironlassie | null | None | null | null | null | 1348231010 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348337453 | 0 | null | null | 108u56 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 305 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/108u56/tifu_by_accidentally_being_an_evil_racist/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413557141 | 440 | None | {} | * *If you find bad language offensive: You will not find this amusing in the slightest, but I will continue regardless, just please, sweet jesus, learn from my fuck up!*
So, I live with 3 friends (all white). One of them brings over a friend (who is black) and we're all in the living room/kitchen making/eating food. ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally being an evil racist. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/108u56/tifu_by_accidentally_being_an_evil_racist/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348213115 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 108mdh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/108mdh/fucked_over_one_of_my_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413557453 | 15 | None | {} | Hey, first time posting to this subreddit.
I became good friends with this guy, we'll call him Greg. When I had met him, he was dating this girl, we'll call her Mary.
They were hitting it off, had an amazing relationship for almost a year and seemed amazing together. She became good friends with his friends and he ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Fucked over one of my best friends | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/108mdh/fucked_over_one_of_my_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kevincreeperpants | null | None | null | null | null | 1348201465 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 108f1l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/108f1l/tifu_by_reading_this_seriously_this_needs_to_stop/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413557800 | 0 | None | {} | http://imgur.com/TmuOr | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by reading this. Seriously this needs to stop, its childish and annoying. We are not five years old. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/108f1l/tifu_by_reading_this_seriously_this_needs_to_stop/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348191484 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1085be | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1085be/tifu_and_felt_little_sympathy_for_a_swag_whore_by/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413558214 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and felt little sympathy for a swag whore by giving her $10 anyway because she "needed" the money ,what should I do about it?
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1085be/tifu_and_felt_little_sympathy_for_a_swag_whore_by/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Jmanmanman | null | None | null | null | null | 1348191442 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1085a8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1085a8/tifu_by_asking_a_group_of_australians_what_team/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413558214 | 37 | None | {} | They all laughed at me because supposedly the word "rooting" for them means to fuck. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by asking a group of Australians what team they root for. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1085a8/tifu_by_asking_a_group_of_australians_what_team/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thirdeyeblindislit | null | None | null | null | null | 1348355706 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10bgwu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 50 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10bgwu/tifu_by_sleeping_with_my_bosss_daughter/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413553424 | 48 | None | {} | I have been single for a bit so I decided to check out a dating website. I found the most beautiful blonde girl I've ever seen in my life. She was looking for long term commitment and was not ok with casual sex. We began talking and then flash forward we hit the bars last night. We got pretty smashed and next thing I k... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sleeping with my boss's daughter | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10bgwu/tifu_by_sleeping_with_my_bosss_daughter/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WeekendOfSurvival | null | None | null | null | null | 1348351608 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10bdno | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10bdno/tifu_by_talking_to_a_little_kid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413553545 | 0 | None | {} | I was working at a golf team fundraiser, and i had to take tickets for the mechanical bull. A little blonde boy about the age of 6 comes up and stands by where the line starts (the fundraiser hadn't been going on for very long so there was practically no one there.) and i ask the boy "Are you going to ride the bull?" H... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Talking To A Little Kid | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10bdno/tifu_by_talking_to_a_little_kid/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | timeleaper76 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348349571 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10bbwu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10bbwu/tifu_by_wiping_my_ass_with_disinfecting_wipes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413553606 | 52 | None | {} | Just as the title says. I carry baby wipes to get that more fresh feeling after a shit. Baby wipes were on the counter in the bathroom next to disinfecting ones. Wasn't paying attention and took the wrong one. My ass is fucking burning!! Lol! | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wiping my ass with disinfecting wipes instead of baby wipes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10bbwu/tifu_by_wiping_my_ass_with_disinfecting_wipes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348331739 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10aw0v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10aw0v/tifu_by_forgetting_to_take_my_first_university/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413554226 | 0 | None | {} | Technically the quiz was yesterday, so yesterday I fucked up, but still. I only remembered it when I got the email this morning that the Online Quiz deadline had passed and those who had submitted theirs would receive the automated feedback.
The quiz was only worth 5% so I'm hoping this won't really murder my grade. ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting to take my first university math quiz. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10aw0v/tifu_by_forgetting_to_take_my_first_university/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348329581 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10au80 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10au80/tifu_by_hanging_my_shit_in_a_tree_where_my_entire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413554293 | 114 | None | {} | The "slipped in my shit" post reminds me of something I did several years ago, if anybody wants to hear it.
So this was back when I was married to my first wife, years before I ever took the apartment maintenance job I made the other post about (that was toward the end of my second marriage). I was between jobs and we... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hanging my shit in a tree where my entire family could see it every day | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10au80/tifu_by_hanging_my_shit_in_a_tree_where_my_entire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348324953 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10aqrx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10aqrx/tifu_by_slipping_and_falling_into_my_own_shit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413554432 | 415 | None | {} | Technically last night, but I was too drunk to post this at the time. My friend invited me to attend his house party last night and I needed to take a massive shit. Since there was some drunk girl throwing up in the only bathroom I decided to take my chances in the nearby woods. I stumbled my drunk ass to a large oak t... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by slipping and falling into my own shit. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10aqrx/tifu_by_slipping_and_falling_into_my_own_shit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348321501 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348322135 | 0 | null | null | 10aoq5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10aoq5/tifu_with_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413554506 | 0 | None | {} | Soooo I got a new job recently and met up with some old friends from my old job at a bar yesterday after work. Long story short I get pretty fucked up with all of them and invite a girl I've been casually banging for a few months over at like 11:45 and she told me she'd meet me at my place in an hourish.
So to kil... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with a girl | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10aoq5/tifu_with_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348317580 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10amtv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10amtv/tifu_by_making_out_with_my_friend_while_her/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413554577 | 3 | None | {} | Went out with a few friends and bumped into another friend and her sister. I usually get on really well with her sister and talked to her for hours. My friend has wanted to kiss me all night but I was trying to avoid her. She caught me off guard at one point and stuck her tongue in my mouth with her sister beside us. H... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making out with my friend while her sister was sitting beside us. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10amtv/tifu_by_making_out_with_my_friend_while_her/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 1infinitel00p | null | None | null | null | null | 1348292375 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10acp9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10acp9/today_i_told_i_accidentally_told_my_teacher_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413554960 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today I told I accidentally told my teacher that i have no respect for her. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10acp9/today_i_told_i_accidentally_told_my_teacher_that/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Stratocatser | null | None | null | null | null | 1348278252 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10a2nl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10a2nl/tifu_by_only_doing_the_front_side_of_the_quiz/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413555359 | 15 | None | {} | I went back for it and rushed through and still didn't finish... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by only doing the front side of the quiz. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10a2nl/tifu_by_only_doing_the_front_side_of_the_quiz/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348275857 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10a0s4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10a0s4/tifu_using_reddit_at_school/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413555425 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Using Reddit at school | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10a0s4/tifu_using_reddit_at_school/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1348272751 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 109y3p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/109y3p/tifu_i_refused_a_raise/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413555527 | 10 | None | {} | My job goes on day rates every 12 hours and right now I am on a training rate. I could have gotten a raise to a "hand" rate ($430 per rate). I politely declined because I have been on 1 job where involvement was possible. The job is easy as shit too. Then they were talking about sending me to camp where I would hav... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I refused a raise | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109y3p/tifu_i_refused_a_raise/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | failsandfacepalms | null | None | null | null | null | 1348444583 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348445689 | 0 | null | null | 10d6dj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10d6dj/tifu_by_trying_to_shave_my_cat/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413551090 | 23 | None | {} | So it wasn't like I was actually shaving the fur all the way to the skin, it was just that it was so long so i tried getting a little shorter and then my kitty freaked. I have scratches all over my face and arms, and I look like a zombie. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to shave my cat... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10d6dj/tifu_by_trying_to_shave_my_cat/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theatasigma | null | None | null | null | null | 1348430236 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348482790 | 0 | null | null | 10csap | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10csap/tifu_my_iphone_4s/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413551634 | 0 | None | {} | TIFU my iPhone 4S, put it on the dash while collecting my things, bumped the steering wheel, it slid off and hit the ground. Picked it up, and it has a huge crack across the front. Best parts of this incident, was it was in a case that was supposed to protect it and when I went to test the screen, I got a sliver of g... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my iPhone 4S | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10csap/tifu_my_iphone_4s/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pickledtofu | null | None | null | null | null | 1348422816 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10cl9r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10cl9r/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_before_heading/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413551888 | 1 | None | {} | Before this event, I have had my share of got-too-drunk stories, but they typically end up with me throwing up or passing out amidst a group of people on a couch. Typical stuff. However, that was not the case for this particular story.
The plan was to get just a little more drunk than tipsy before heading off to downt... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting blackout drunk before heading downtown. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10cl9r/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_before_heading/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348422374 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ckvg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ckvg/tifu_by_having_to_walk_3_hours_with_no_shoes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413551905 | 0 | None | {} | Yesterday, my boyfriend and I went down the river with his mum, after hitting some really bad rapids where my boyfriend hit his ribs on rocks and swallowed tons of water we went off to the shore. Him and I didn't want to go back in until we past the next (and hopefully) last rapids. Once we were getting back 4 speed bo... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having to walk 3 hours with no shoes. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ckvg/tifu_by_having_to_walk_3_hours_with_no_shoes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | prussianiron | null | None | null | null | null | 1348409168 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10casq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 104 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10casq/tifu_by_rubbing_my_dick_raw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413552283 | 350 | None | {} | So my girlfriend and I got back together last week but haven't had sex yet (odd considering we are both sex addicts). However it's clear we're both horny.
So we found a small grove that we were sitting in before we started kissing. One thing led to another, and she was on top of me and we were dry-humping. All our re... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by rubbing my dick raw | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10casq/tifu_by_rubbing_my_dick_raw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348380432 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348413417 | 0 | null | null | 10bzhw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10bzhw/tifu_by_cutting_my_ballsack_with_a_pair_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413552713 | 53 | None | {} | So it happened yesterday but it was late and I was tired to I didn't get to post it. So me, the genius that I was, thought "Hmm, I better use scissors instead of that razor! It'll be faster and easier!" So it's going well, no problems yet, and I'm being SUPER careful, like UBER CAREFUL. Then I let my guard down for a s... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by cutting my ballsack with a pair of scissors. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10bzhw/tifu_by_cutting_my_ballsack_with_a_pair_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HAND92 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348373378 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10buwg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10buwg/tifu_by_going_to_a_wedding_with_an_obvious_hickey/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413552887 | 0 | None | {} | I wore my hair up at my brother-in-law's wedding today. Little did I know there was a little reminder of last night left on my neck. At the reception a friend points out my hickey. I look in the mirror and to my horror there is a nice sized hickey that was very noticeable. My husband thought it was funny. I had to spen... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going to a wedding with an obvious hickey. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10buwg/tifu_by_going_to_a_wedding_with_an_obvious_hickey/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348360244 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10bklt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10bklt/tifu_agreed_to_sing_love_songs_at_my_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413553284 | 1 | None | {} | It's just the two of us and we are singing these amazing songs like Death Cab's "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" and "Lucky" by Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillait. I've been really into him for a long time, and he's not interested. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Agreed to sing love songs at my best friends' wedding with a guy I really dig, who doesn't reciprocate. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10bklt/tifu_agreed_to_sing_love_songs_at_my_best_friends/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SinatraFan77 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348360227 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10bkle | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10bkle/tifu_my_dads_lawn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413553284 | 30 | None | {} | Today, my dad was going to go hunting, so I thought "Let me be a good son and cut his grass". I did so, and for the life of me could not get the lawnmower to cut. I said "The blades must be messed up, I should lower them to get a better cut". He usually cuts at something like two inches. I cut it at a half inch. When I... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU My Dad's Lawn. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10bkle/tifu_my_dads_lawn/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RavenBlackheart | null | None | null | null | null | 1348530188 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10f4rg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10f4rg/tifu_by_rearending_a_truck/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413548414 | 0 | None | {} | Long story short: Guy brakes, doesn't turn on a turn signal, and there I go. My little cavalier vs his Ford F-150. Who won? Well, he's got a scrape on his bumper. My front end is going to need some severe work (new hood, fender, wind-shield washer tank, and some readjusting). Best part of the story? I just have liabili... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by rear-ending a truck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10f4rg/tifu_by_rearending_a_truck/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348526675 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10f0z0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10f0z0/tifu_by_coming_to_this_subreddit_in_the_hopes_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413548555 | 1 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by coming to this subreddit in the hopes of there being stories other than ones involving genitalia and shit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10f0z0/tifu_by_coming_to_this_subreddit_in_the_hopes_of/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348523867 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10exum | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10exum/tifu_by_letting_out_a_massive_fart_on_the_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413548670 | 24 | None | {} | It was right at the beginning. I ate a lot yesterday and it came out. I tried to hide out and do it but it wasn't far enough away. My boss and co worker heard it. Damnit. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting out a massive fart on the my first day of my new job | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10exum/tifu_by_letting_out_a_massive_fart_on_the_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | carpet_dont_match | null | None | null | null | null | 1348521506 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348561721 | 0 | null | null | 10ev9t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 79 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ev9t/tifu_by_accidentally_bleaching_my_pubes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413548765 | 507 | None | {} | Recently moved to Europe from the US. I hate shaving my downstairs as much as the next lady, so I went to the store to buy some hair removal cream. I was looking at all of the boxes and picked one with a brand name I recognized- Veet- but didn't really look at the packaging. I though, hey, Veet is the same everywhere, ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally bleaching my pubes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ev9t/tifu_by_accidentally_bleaching_my_pubes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pall_mall_blackout | null | None | null | null | null | 1348516399 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10eplq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10eplq/tifu_trying_to_fix_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413548982 | 0 | None | {} | My dad cosigned on a brand new car for me. I've had it for about 2 months and I hit something and scratched the front. The scratch was barely noticeable, but I panicked and thought he would take the car away from me forever. So I decided the best possible short term solution was to cover the scratch with nail polish th... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to fix my car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10eplq/tifu_trying_to_fix_my_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348515286 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10eoe3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10eoe3/tifu_by_trying_to_debate_with_my_girlfriend_about/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413549024 | 0 | None | {} | No additional text needed. You know how I fucked up.
[FIXED] I argued for more than 30 seconds. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to debate with my girlfriend about feminism for longer than 60 seconds. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10eoe3/tifu_by_trying_to_debate_with_my_girlfriend_about/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MathewRogers | null | None | null | null | null | 1348480229 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348480621 | 0 | null | null | 10dwhn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10dwhn/tifu_by_zapping_myself_with_my_mums_laptops/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413550074 | 52 | None | {} | Little bit of a backstory to this weirdly-worded post. A little while back, the family and I went to California to see my great uncle there. Anyway, whilst we were there, my mum bought two things that would soon enough cause me to get quite zapped.
She bought a Rice cooker and a laptop. Now, since we live in the UK, w... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by zapping myself with my Mum's laptop's rice-cooker adapter. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10dwhn/tifu_by_zapping_myself_with_my_mums_laptops/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HisNamesDoom | null | None | null | null | null | 1348468402 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10drn9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 57 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10drn9/tifu_by_trying_to_pull_metal_out_of_a_wall_socket/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413550264 | 106 | None | {} | 6.45am, im waking up early to meet my girlfriend and go to work, i've had about 5 hours sleep and i'm not in the best shape mentally. the power cord for my laptop has an EU adapter, through my violent masturbation last night (hypothetically) i broke off a metal pin from the adapter and it got stuck in the wall socket. ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu by trying to pull metal out of a wall socket... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10drn9/tifu_by_trying_to_pull_metal_out_of_a_wall_socket/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348464129 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10dox8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10dox8/tifu_by_making_a_pizza/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413550368 | 6 | None | {} | I made the dough just fine (a bag mix) but when putting it on the first pan I forgot to grease the pan. So that pizza ended up with the bottom half sticking to the pan. But that's not the biggest fuck up.
With this mix, you're supposed to cook the pizza for 7-9 minutes without toppings. I have no idea why, but the ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making a pizza | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10dox8/tifu_by_making_a_pizza/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | laughingalto | null | None | null | null | null | 1348463552 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348465781 | 0 | null | null | 10doh5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10doh5/tifu_by_holding_up_a_close_gitmo_sign_at_a_taping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413550384 | 8 | None | {} | I ruined a dolly shot of the audience. It wasn't live, so they just won't use it. But here's the thing: I know the crew. Usually I work right alongside them. They're mostly all fellow church members on the multimedia team at my local (mega)church. But I got all wound up about another prisoner death at Guantanamo Bay wh... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Holding up a "Close Gitmo" Sign at a Taping of a Local TV Show | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10doh5/tifu_by_holding_up_a_close_gitmo_sign_at_a_taping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348463162 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10do5y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10do5y/tifu_by_eating_my_own_vomit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413550397 | 0 | None | {} | I'm bulimic. I ate a gallon of ice cream and then threw it back up into the container when I was done. I fell asleep and when I woke up I forgot I already ate it and thought it was just melted so I started eating it again, only to experience a strange sense of deja-vu.
Needless to say, I'm going to have to be more vig... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating my own vomit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10do5y/tifu_by_eating_my_own_vomit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwaway3252 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348451093 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10dcsh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10dcsh/tifu_by_trying_to_be_responsible_and_crashing_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413550836 | 3 | None | {} | Last night I decided that I was going to quit my job at the golf course. I wasn't really cut out for it and I thought the job was a little too stressful. As a stupid highschooler I just wanted to text/call my boss and tell him I quit, but my parents convinced me that the adult thing to do was to go in and talk with my ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to be responsible and crashing a golf cart | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10dcsh/tifu_by_trying_to_be_responsible_and_crashing_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | geckoone | null | None | null | null | null | 1348447913 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10d9ne | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10d9ne/tifu_by_snooping_and_ruining_my_birthday/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413550960 | 34 | None | {} | So yeah, was helping my wife do some online thing and she went to give the kids a bath and clicked on her facebook tab and she had a message that was mid conversation. The previous messages were gone (indicating she had deleted them).
The text was in spanish and had a link from some guy. She came back before I could r... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by snooping and ruining my birthday | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10d9ne/tifu_by_snooping_and_ruining_my_birthday/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thejayman41 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348445978 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10d7rj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 70 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10d7rj/tifu_shutting_my_door/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413551026 | 289 | None | {} | I was sitting in my room when my mom yelled that everyone would be grocery shopping and that i would be home alone. I waited for them to leave and then I got to business (wandering around my house naked) it was maybe an hour later when i was exiting my room again when, suddenly, my mom burst through the front door. i i... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU shutting my door | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10d7rj/tifu_shutting_my_door/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348617283 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348617504 | 0 | null | null | 10h8t4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10h8t4/tifu_by_getting_expelled_for_the_second_time/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413545591 | 10 | None | {} | I am a senior in high school and after my parents found out, they were devastated. It all happened so fast. I've never been this depressed before in my life. I've let many people down. Is my future over? please help me reddit | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting expelled for the second time. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10h8t4/tifu_by_getting_expelled_for_the_second_time/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | malloryr | null | None | null | null | null | 1348613126 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10h4pw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10h4pw/tifu_by_accidentally_dropping_my_toothbrush_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413545743 | 10 | None | {} | Our cabinets are right above the toilet and I was taking my toothbrush out of my overnight bag and it fell out of my hand. Why, God, why. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally dropping my toothbrush in the toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10h4pw/tifu_by_accidentally_dropping_my_toothbrush_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348611189 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10h2nc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10h2nc/tifu_by_ending_things_with_my_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413545815 | 0 | None | {} | my girlfriend and i have been dating for over two and a half years. she was the first girlfriend i ever had (but i had hooked up with like 2 girls before her, but nothing sexual). almost right away she became extremely attached and i just let it happen without thinking twice about it. about a year and a half into th... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ending things with my girlfriend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10h2nc/tifu_by_ending_things_with_my_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348598356 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10gokq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10gokq/tifu_by_telling_my_mam_to_gtfo/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413546333 | 0 | None | {} | Well, I've never had to post here before and this was a massive fuck up.
Well this happened on Saturday but I've had my laptop took of me till today. I'm only 13 and I've never swore to my mam before. A few days before this happened she thought I said "Well, you're a cocky little bitch." and she went mad just because ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my mam to GTFO... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10gokq/tifu_by_telling_my_mam_to_gtfo/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | FlyingMonkey420 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348592685 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348643050 | 0 | null | null | 10giac | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 69 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10giac/tifu_by_thinking_that_my_court_was_at_1_pm_when/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413546556 | 287 | None | {} | The worst part is it's over a dumb driving charge. Now is looking like I might spend a few days in jail and lose my job that I got just 2 days ago
[UPDATE] After a long day in jail I am finally home in bed I will re-update in the morning after some rest | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by thinking that my court was at 1 pm when it was at 8 am, now I think i am waiting to be arrested | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10giac/tifu_by_thinking_that_my_court_was_at_1_pm_when/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jorge22s | null | None | null | null | null | 1348590745 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10gg31 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10gg31/tifu_by_throwing_my_id_in_the_face_of_a_cop/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413546641 | 0 | None | {} | Well, it was yesterday. Me and my friends were just chilling outside a restaurant. The owner complained and a badass moustache-filled Mexican police officer showed up bragging about his power over us (stupid students).
He told me : "Show me your I.D., shithead". So, I throw it to him in the face. He went apeshit, but ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by throwing my I.D. in the face of a cop. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10gg31/tifu_by_throwing_my_id_in_the_face_of_a_cop/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | I_Love_those | null | None | null | null | null | 1348578420 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10g4f7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10g4f7/tifu_with_hair_removal_cream/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413547070 | 13 | None | {} | I got tired of shaving my nut sack, it is way too fiddly to do without the fear of God in you. So in my infinite wisdom I had decided to use body hair removal cream. I read the instructions thoroughly including the bit where it says not to use on intimate areas. But I'm a man and I know better.
Had a hot shower like i... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with hair removal cream | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10g4f7/tifu_with_hair_removal_cream/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 2_feet_too_tall | null | None | null | null | null | 1348576782 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10g3d3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10g3d3/tifu_by_telling_my_class_i_hate_obama_on_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413547110 | 0 | None | {} | My teacher wanted us to write down several "interesting facts about ourselves". Not knowing it was going to be used to meet new people, I wrote down my displeasure for Obama. A rather "ghetto" african american girl started cussing me out and threatened to kill me. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my class "I hate Obama" on the second day of school. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10g3d3/tifu_by_telling_my_class_i_hate_obama_on_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | AndyManly | null | None | null | null | null | 1348560561 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10fw6k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10fw6k/tifu_by_slipping_and_falling_in_my_own_shit_after/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413547385 | 0 | None | {} | I also got friendzoned. Friggin' women.
Now my dick's all raw :/ | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by slipping and falling in my own shit after I'd accidentally bleached my pubes while installing a door and jacking off. But the most embarrassing part was when let a huge fart -- it was my first day on the job. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10fw6k/tifu_by_slipping_and_falling_in_my_own_shit_after/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gliscameria | null | None | null | null | null | 1348544873 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10fk73 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10fk73/tifu_ate_a_bunch_of_bread_mold/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413547837 | 0 | None | {} | I thought it was just burn marks on the buns, like bands of brown. go to check it about 12 hours later and it's mold.
I don't recommend it. Sweating, paranoia and weird hallucinations when I tried to sleep it off. I thought the ill feeling was from the greasy food. It's the next day and I still get dizzy and feel w... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, ate a bunch of bread mold... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10fk73/tifu_ate_a_bunch_of_bread_mold/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ElGenioMalvado | null | None | null | null | null | 1348540204 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ffjm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ffjm/tifu_by_buying_a_pack_of_cigarettes_for_the_first/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413548016 | 24 | None | {} | there was no great moment of stress or anything.. i just really wanted it.. it felt so natural.
cellophane off completely, remove that annoying foil cover, tap tap on lighter, smell it, light it, deep inhale.. OMG IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!
i fucked up big time.. i want to stop.. i was doing great.. and now i have 19 of tho... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by buying a pack of cigarettes for the first time in almost a month. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ffjm/tifu_by_buying_a_pack_of_cigarettes_for_the_first/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | InexplicableReasons | null | None | null | null | null | 1348538740 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10fdzs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10fdzs/tifu_had_an_emotional_melt_down_to_a_girl_i_knew/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413548077 | 42 | None | {} | Went out with a girl, turns out she didn't want to continue dating past date #3
So naturally I pushed and prodded. I got the "You are making me uncomfortable" and then it struggled from there for a week until I...
All via fb, one morning at 5am after being awake all night I wrote out a massive 1000 word fucking essay... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Had an emotional melt down to a girl I knew for 4 weeks max via fb. Discovered I have low self esteem. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10fdzs/tifu_had_an_emotional_melt_down_to_a_girl_i_knew/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | cryss12 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348702853 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10j9fv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10j9fv/tifu_by_hitting_my_dads_work_van_this_morning/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542918 | 6 | None | {} | I was in a rush this morning to get to my class, and backed out without thinking, my car was sort of at an angle and managed to hit my dad's van that is HUGE AND WHITE!! At first I thought there was no damage, I only inspected his car, but upon further notice when I arrived to school I noted my bumper is now loose and ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by hitting my dad's work van this morning. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j9fv/tifu_by_hitting_my_dads_work_van_this_morning/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Death2ponyz | null | None | null | null | null | 1348700947 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10j7gj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10j7gj/tifu_by_falling_asleep_in_my_precalculus_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542989 | 29 | None | {} | I was embarrassed in front of the whole class and the teacher shall forever mock me. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling asleep in my pre-calculus class and snoring myself awake and asking what was going on and where I was at out loud | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j7gj/tifu_by_falling_asleep_in_my_precalculus_class/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | KaiserInch | null | None | null | null | null | 1348695107 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10j176 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10j176/tifu_by_being_stupidly_and_profoundly_racist/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413543215 | 220 | None | {} | I took my girlfriend to a pizza buffet, being the classy guy I am. It's swamped with loud black people, so I take this opportunity to let the stereotypes in my mind run wild. I wont try to justify it - I'm just a bitter person who can't see past my own small world.
Me and my girlfriend normally play a game as we leav... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being stupidly and profoundly racist. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j176/tifu_by_being_stupidly_and_profoundly_racist/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | idrink211 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348682946 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10inpe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10inpe/tifu_by_washing_a_paintbrush_full_of_enamel_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413543732 | 15 | None | {} | It wasn't exactly yesterday, but Sunday... In order to finish my living room I had to paint the baseboards and closet door trim with a glossy white paint. I found a nearly full gallon can of paint in the basement that had been there since we bought this house 5 years ago. The can read "glossy white". Great! I had t... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by washing a paintbrush full of enamel with my bare hands. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10inpe/tifu_by_washing_a_paintbrush_full_of_enamel_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DevilWorshipper | null | None | null | null | null | 1348675803 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ifxi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 69 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ifxi/tifu_i_forgot_how_to_walk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413544024 | 341 | None | {} | I'm an introvert and an alcoholic. I go most days without uttering a single word to anyone with the possible exception of "thank you" to the liquor store clerk. Thanks to a DUI, I have to walk everywhere I go. Usually, if I see someone on the street coming toward me I cross the street or do some other maneuver that all... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I forgot how to walk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ifxi/tifu_i_forgot_how_to_walk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pessimistdiary | null | None | null | null | null | 1348675131 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ifar | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ifar/tifu_by_spending_all_my_bill_money_to_do_things/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413544047 | 49 | None | {} | My phone, which I need for work, is about to be shut off. I can't afford to put gas in my car, buy groceries, or get the medicine I need for my (not immediately life threatening, but serious) illness, until pay day. Pay day is in a week. The people I regularly do things for are not people who are in the position to r... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spending all my bill money to do things for my friends. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ifar/tifu_by_spending_all_my_bill_money_to_do_things/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348670216 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10iak0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10iak0/tifu_by_leaving_my_phone_in_a_field/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413544225 | 14 | None | {} | went to rugby training, took my jacket and joggers off to play, totally forgot i bought my phone with me and diddnt notice when it must of fell out my jacket. Now some opportunistic thief has turned it off and theres a good chance it is forever claimed by the abyss of Lincoln. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my phone in a field. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10iak0/tifu_by_leaving_my_phone_in_a_field/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348645074 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10hwv3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10hwv3/today_i_fucked_up_by_throwing_my_phone_in_a_river/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413544718 | 1 | None | {} | I was at a park by a river with two friends, and one decided to spit on his hand and chase me around threatening to wipe it on me. To retaliate, I threw my phone at him… I missed, it bounced and landed in the river. I had that phone for two days. I fucked up… | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today, I fucked up by throwing my phone in a river… | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10hwv3/today_i_fucked_up_by_throwing_my_phone_in_a_river/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348635218 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10hqtd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10hqtd/tifu_by_scratching_my_eye_after_cutting_pepper/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413544942 | 0 | None | {} | Ice cube on my eye... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by scratching my eye after cutting pepper. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10hqtd/tifu_by_scratching_my_eye_after_cutting_pepper/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348633126 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10hp3w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 27 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/10hp3w/tifu_my_fucking_toe_gross_description_dont_read/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413545004 | 25 | None | {} | Long story short, I have an ingrown toenail on my right big toe, on the right side of it. It's swollen, leaks pus, and it hurts enough to make me shout out in agony every time I smack it on something. You know the saying "stuck out like a sore thumb"? Yeah, but my toe.
The reason this occurred is because I'm a nail-bi... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my fucking toe [Gross description, don't read if queasy] | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10hp3w/tifu_my_fucking_toe_gross_description_dont_read/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HellCruncher | null | None | null | null | null | 1348630914 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10hmzb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10hmzb/tifu_ny_sneeze_shitting_myself_in_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413545082 | 0 | None | {} | It was about 1:30 and I was really sleepy, and out of the blue, "Achoo!",
I feel a little something coming out of my crack, but I decided to sleep first. The next morning, I woke covered in shit. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU ny sneeze shitting myself in bed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10hmzb/tifu_ny_sneeze_shitting_myself_in_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | adamandatium | null | None | null | null | null | 1348626605 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348669810 | 0 | null | null | 10hilw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10hilw/tifu_by_swearing_over_the_intercom_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413545238 | 485 | None | {} | I work at a grocery store, and like most stores there's an intercom/phone system. One of the Pepsi/Coke stockers needed to find another employee, so I picked up the phone to page him.
"Employee, dial 1213. Employee, 1213."
The employee did not hear the page, so he sent a return message over the loudspeakers: "Repeat ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by swearing over the intercom at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10hilw/tifu_by_swearing_over_the_intercom_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | elgatonoesbueno | null | None | null | null | null | 1348780457 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10l0t7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10l0t7/tifu_my_first_day_of_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413540537 | 57 | None | {} | So, I just turned 21 a month ago, and just got a job at a casino. Yesterday was my orientation and during this they said they are a "fun" company and during the month of October we're allowed to dress up. Never being allowed in a casino before I didn't know what the uniforms were except for what I work as and this is h... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my first day of work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l0t7/tifu_my_first_day_of_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | startover4 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348775988 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10kvss | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10kvss/tifu_by_going_to_get_yogurt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413540718 | 17 | None | {} | Last night after work, approximately 9 PM I went to get yogurt. My friend works at a yogurt shop so I can get it for free, why not go get free yogurt I said to myself after work.
Anyways as I am pulling through the parking lot I look down to change the song on my phone. I look up and see a guy backing up. So I s... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going to get yogurt | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kvss/tifu_by_going_to_get_yogurt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | prussianiron | null | None | null | null | null | 1348772168 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348852120 | 0 | null | null | 10krip | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 62 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10krip/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_and_punching_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413540869 | 131 | None | {} | T(wo days ago)IFU by punching one of my close female friends in the eye.
Monday night me and some friends had some other dudes from our college over for drinks. At one point our friend (we'll call her Kate) came over, but this was after I had downed about 6 beers and around 7 shots of whiskey and vodka, and 3 cups of ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting blackout drunk and punching a girl | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10krip/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_and_punching_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348766999 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10klwu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10klwu/tifu_by_dipping_my_pen_in_the_company_ink/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413541067 | 1 | None | {} | Receptionist and I had the sexual tension thing for months and we've been out a few times. Last night we got drunk and hooked up. We've been exchanging looks all day. The thing is, I really like her. It MUST be kept secret thought. Shell be working here another 6 months.
I feel like the next few months at work ar... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dipping my pen in the company ink | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10klwu/tifu_by_dipping_my_pen_in_the_company_ink/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | stupidfool2709 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348763552 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10kic3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 97 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10kic3/ive_been_fired_but_was_stupid_enough_to_sign_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413541197 | 234 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I've been fired, but was stupid enough to sign a paper that I wanted out myself | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kic3/ive_been_fired_but_was_stupid_enough_to_sign_a/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | IronUniverse | null | None | null | null | null | 1348757481 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10kcjh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10kcjh/tifu_by_picking_my_nose_and_the_booger_fell_into/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413541409 | 6 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by picking my nose and the booger fell into my coffee, and I didn't know till after I took a sip. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kcjh/tifu_by_picking_my_nose_and_the_booger_fell_into/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348741726 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10k2kw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10k2kw/tifu_by_being_too_self_absorbed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413541833 | 43 | None | {} | A month or so ago I was texting a female friend who i hadn't spoken to in a while. We started speaking more and more and getting closer and closer, helping each other out and stuff. About a week after she asked how my summer had been and I said not great as my girlfriend had broken up with me.
At this point all contac... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being too self absorbed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10k2kw/tifu_by_being_too_self_absorbed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348725255 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348725461 | 0 | null | null | 10juyf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10juyf/and_im_still_not_sure_why/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542134 | 2 | None | {} | This happened a few days ago, but I am just now receiving evidence of it so I am posting today.
So it was my girlfriend's dad's birthday and she had been a huge sweetheart for him by ordering a bunch of hot wings for the Cowboys' game (even though she doesn't eat meat and has no interest in sports). I was invited over... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | and I'm still not sure why. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10juyf/and_im_still_not_sure_why/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | goth_lover | null | None | null | null | null | 1348723229 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10jtje | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10jtje/tifu_by_sleeping_with_a_friend_with_a_fiance/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542189 | 0 | None | {} | i've known the friend(and the fiance) for years. she was drunk(and i didn't realize HOW drunk), knew she was engaged, and still succumbed to her advances. kinda feel shitty, mainly cuz of the fact that i may have lost a friend, but the sex was so damn good that its kinda hard to actually regret what happened. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sleeping with a friend with a fiance | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jtje/tifu_by_sleeping_with_a_friend_with_a_fiance/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PhysicsIsMyMistress | null | None | null | null | null | 1348721831 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10jsgo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10jsgo/tifu_at_work_because_my_kindle_is_an_asshole/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542233 | 276 | None | {} | I was bored at work and my current task was boring. So I decided to try my kindle's text-to-voice. I put on my headphones and it played The Robots of Dawn by Isaac Asimov. Now everything was fine and dandy up until it reached the section where this woman explains how her robot sexually pleased her. In a bit of detail.
... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at work because my kindle is an asshole | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jsgo/tifu_at_work_because_my_kindle_is_an_asshole/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348721100 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10jruc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10jruc/tifu_left_my_cumrag_in_the_dyer_only_to_find_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542256 | 0 | None | {} | Self explanatory. Please don't tell them. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Left my cum-rag in the dyer, only to find my roommate had folded it and placed it on a rack. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jruc/tifu_left_my_cumrag_in_the_dyer_only_to_find_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RainbowYawn | null | None | null | null | null | 1348718760 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348967592 | 0 | null | null | 10jpp7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10jpp7/tifu_by_breaking_up_with_the_person_i_actually/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542334 | 9 | None | {} | Not really today, but the other day. I guess I just confused terrible timing to be in a relationship for falling out of love with someone.
I broke up with him on Friday, having had the absolute worst timing and worst method of doing so. It was a week after our second anniversary, and I intended to show him one more a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking up with the person I actually love. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jpp7/tifu_by_breaking_up_with_the_person_i_actually/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pervertcollegekid | null | None | null | null | null | 1348715217 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348718607 | 0 | null | null | 10jm5c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10jm5c/tifu_by_insulting_a_stranger_who_turned_out_to_be/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542462 | 0 | None | {} | Today, walking back from the dining hall, I saw a married professor talking to an attractive and much younger undergraduate student. From the way he was sitting, I stupidly assumed he was pulling some sort of shenanigan. I promptly made a post about it in my grade's facebook group.
I later learned through a good friend... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by insulting a stranger who turned out to be a classmate | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jm5c/tifu_by_insulting_a_stranger_who_turned_out_to_be/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | toolongreaditall | null | None | null | null | null | 1348713743 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10jkq1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10jkq1/tifu_by_spitting_on_myself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542514 | 8 | None | {} | So, I just got a new car and was taking a pleasure drive along the road going about 45 miles per hour. It was a pleasant afternoon, minus my allergies nagging me with a congested nose. I felt a big old loogie draining down my throat so I hacked it to my mouth so I could spit it out. I roll down the window, then lean my... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spitting on myself | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jkq1/tifu_by_spitting_on_myself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lilbill952 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348709443 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10jg8w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10jg8w/tifu_by_saying_nigger_with_my_one_black_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413542678 | 6 | None | {} | Now I have zero black friends | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By saying Nigger with my one black friend around. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jg8w/tifu_by_saying_nigger_with_my_one_black_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LookieOverThere | null | None | null | null | null | 1348873173 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10n65s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10n65s/tifu_by_sleeping_with_my_insane_cheating_ex/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413537473 | 37 | None | {} | We've been on-off for the past 3 years and it's like a horrible addiction I can't break. I have this intense physical reaction whenever I see him and next thing I know we're in bed. The worst part is I'd been able to cut off communications for 3 months until I ran into him at Chipotle and fucked up. Fuck small cities :... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sleeping with my insane cheating ex | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10n65s/tifu_by_sleeping_with_my_insane_cheating_ex/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348867884 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10n19y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10n19y/tifu_by_not_taking_out_the_trash/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413537663 | 23 | None | {} | I decided the other day that I was going to clean my entire apartment top to bottom, which includes throwing out things in the fridge that have gone bad. It was gross enough at the time to throw out old celery and cucumbers and whatnot, so I gave myself a break and left my garbage bags sitting in the kitchen area telli... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not taking out the trash | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10n19y/tifu_by_not_taking_out_the_trash/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HDATZ | null | None | null | null | null | 1348867046 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10n0ff | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10n0ff/tifu_by_making_my_friend_look_like_he_shit_himself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413537700 | 17 | None | {} | It rained last night, and I forgot to roll my car's driver side window up before I passed out. I gave my friend, who is also a co- worker and the person who put in a good word for me at our job a ride to work this morning, since our shifts started at the same time. I had no idea my passenger side seat was as wet as the... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making my friend look like he shit himself. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10n0ff/tifu_by_making_my_friend_look_like_he_shit_himself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | somethingcleverer | null | None | null | null | null | 1348860592 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10mtll | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 81 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10mtll/tifu_by_pissing_on_my_wife_yeah/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413537957 | 342 | None | {} | So yeah... I was at the bar last night with some out of town friends. We weren't very drunk, just middling. I had probably 4 or five beers and a couple of shots over a three hour period. I was drunk, but by no means loaded. My buddy offers me a Unisom (over the counter sleeping pill) on the way out of the bar, which I ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pissing on my wife... Yeah | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mtll/tifu_by_pissing_on_my_wife_yeah/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | I_Already_Know_OK | null | None | null | null | null | 1348841614 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348875065 | 0 | null | null | 10maf7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 151 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10maf7/tifu_i_read_her_diary_while_she_loves_me_she_is/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413538683 | 437 | None | {} | I made it out of the friendzone and into the endzone with her. She is 36, a solid 8/10, funny, smart, and really my best friend. I am 39, 5/10 , and a balding ginger (think a 6 ft version of Powder).
When we first met, I asked her out, but she turned me down. We still really enjoyed hanging out, and became the cl... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I read her diary. While she loves me, she is not attracted to me AT ALL | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10maf7/tifu_i_read_her_diary_while_she_loves_me_she_is/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rainonbird | null | None | null | null | null | 1348839621 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10m8t8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10m8t8/tifu_when_i_lied_to_my_touchy_friend_and_she/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413538740 | 0 | None | {} | she is very touchy in the way that you dont want to be on her bad side. I lied to her by cancelling something to do something else with another friend and she found out. What do i do?? Ugh she pisses me off sometimes | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when i lied to my touchy friend and she found out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10m8t8/tifu_when_i_lied_to_my_touchy_friend_and_she/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | swerrrve | null | None | null | null | null | 1348806181 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349077297 | 0 | null | null | 10lr8u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10lr8u/tifu_texted_a_message_about_my_bossto_my_bossand/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413539410 | 104 | None | {} | I work as a poker dealer at a racetrack/card club in Minnesota. My direct superior decides which tables I deal and when. I had just gone through two awful tables and the second one broke(all the players left meaning I would be sent to a new lineup). The spot he sent me was past the best tables in the room, meaning I w... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Texted a message about my boss...to my boss...and HIS boss. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10lr8u/tifu_texted_a_message_about_my_bossto_my_bossand/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | heyhihellogabi | null | None | null | null | null | 1348958543 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10opsq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10opsq/tifu_vomited_during_the_ap_test/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413535328 | 0 | None | {} | This happened a bit ago, but I felt it fit in this subreddit. Now, for some context. I take a high dose of antidepressant, and sometimes get mild stomachaches if I don't eat within a short time of taking the medication. So, the morning of the AP Environmental Science test arrives, and I have to go to a local university... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Vomited during the AP Test | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10opsq/tifu_vomited_during_the_ap_test/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | littlemissmustache | null | None | null | null | null | 1348954035 | null | None | self.tifu | 1349015227 | 0 | null | null | 10om2s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10om2s/tifu_by_getting_arrested_for_stowing_away_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413535474 | 11 | None | {} | Never been arrested before, so I'm sort of scared shitless of what'll happen.
EDIT: Okay, backstory. I had no money and REALLY neded to get from point A to point B fast, but they're three hours apart. I thought by just hiding in bathrooms I'd be able to evade the conductor, and I was, up to a point, but shortly before... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting arrested for stowing away on Amtrak. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10om2s/tifu_by_getting_arrested_for_stowing_away_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Duiker123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348951751 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ok24 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ok24/tifu_puked_everywhere_in_a_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413535550 | 50 | None | {} | Okay, now I just discovered this subreddit. This story is actually from last year. So I was up in Gainesville, FL visiting my brother and for breakfast, me, my brother, his fiancé, and my parents went out to a crackle barrel. I felt fine throughout the course of the meal until about 5 minutes after I began eating my wi... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Puked everywhere in a restaurant. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ok24/tifu_puked_everywhere_in_a_restaurant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CloudlessAbyss | null | None | null | null | null | 1348933709 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10o4tl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10o4tl/tifu_got_mad_and_punched_my_laptops_screen/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413536116 | 0 | None | {} | TIFU, it was last night and since I broke my laptop's screen I couldn't post it onto reddit until the next day. In case you're wondering I'm using my mom's computer. One thing to note is I'm asian and currently in highschool.
So I was playing a game, an online mmorg game called League of Legends and whilst playing the... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got mad and punched my laptop's screen causing the LED's to break | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10o4tl/tifu_got_mad_and_punched_my_laptops_screen/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348931436 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10o389 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10o389/tifu_by_whipping_a_condom_out_in_front_of_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413536181 | 203 | None | {} | So I am a computer programmer, and as part of my job working at this development agency, we have to go out to discuss with customers what projects we are going to work on for them. I drive my project manager out to the clients office. At the office we meet with the president and the two lead tech guys at their office... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by whipping a condom out in front of the president of a company | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10o389/tifu_by_whipping_a_condom_out_in_front_of_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gamingthinktank | null | None | null | null | null | 1348929374 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10o1w9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10o1w9/tifu_running_at_12_mph_on_treadmilla_sudden_power/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413536229 | 0 | None | {} | While your life is on fast track...do care about your power sources. It reminded me failure of a software company just because of inadequate supply of skilled human resource. The guy moved his business to another country and now he is a millionaire. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU running at 12 mph on treadmill...a sudden power failure taught me an interesting lesson of life | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10o1w9/tifu_running_at_12_mph_on_treadmilla_sudden_power/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | schuppaloop | null | None | null | null | null | 1348927424 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10o0oy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 152 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10o0oy/tifu_i_sprayed_bear_spray_very_powerful_mace_all/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413536273 | 322 | None | {} | I recently moved into my new apartment a week or two ago. Yesterday I decided I'd finish unpacking the remainder of my things and organize my room.
Since I do a lot of solo camping in remote areas, I have bear mace. This is no ordinary mace. It's ultra concentrated; I mean, the stuff would make Chuck Norris choke and ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I sprayed bear spray (very powerful mace) all over my room and got it in my mouth because I was curious about what it tasted like. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10o0oy/tifu_i_sprayed_bear_spray_very_powerful_mace_all/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | i_am_sad | null | None | null | null | null | 1348912067 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10nuuj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10nuuj/tifu_by_taking_my_sock_off_at_work_in_a_public/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413536509 | 4 | None | {} | I just got new shoes (yay) because my old Etnies were so worn thin from (years) of use that my feet hurt unbelievably. Like hot coals after having a criss cross pattern of deep gashes cut into my feet by the time I got off work, it was just terrible. So I get new shoes, and they're a bit tight, I'm noticing while at wo... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking my sock off at work, in a public bathroom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10nuuj/tifu_by_taking_my_sock_off_at_work_in_a_public/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348881944 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10ndgr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10ndgr/tifu_by_betting_on_a_fart_and_lost/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413537196 | 28 | None | {} | Sitting in In n Out, feel a small fart coming on. Ended up being diarrhea. Had to sit in my boxers turned underwear for the meal. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu by betting on a fart and lost. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ndgr/tifu_by_betting_on_a_fart_and_lost/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | YouHappyNow | null | None | null | null | null | 1349038516 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10q5r2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10q5r2/tifu_i_walked_in_to_a_wall/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413533353 | 21 | None | {} | So, I was playing with my dog. I was just running around. Then, boom *wall face* I saw the wall in front of me too. Sometimes I think I should have a helmet on my head 24/7. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- I walked in to a wall. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10q5r2/tifu_i_walked_in_to_a_wall/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ptanaka | null | None | null | null | null | 1349035407 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10q2rp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10q2rp/tifu_cuz_my_phone_went_vibrated_loudly_at_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413533472 | 0 | None | {} | It's a new android. I didn't know the church had wifi, and the phone "found" it and I started getting new announcements vibrations. I had turned off the sound, but not the vibration; who knew a church would have WIFI!?!?
My husband was sitting next to me and felt all these vibrations from my purse and was suitably a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Cuz my phone went & vibrated loudly at a funeral | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10q2rp/tifu_cuz_my_phone_went_vibrated_loudly_at_a/ | null | null | null | null |
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