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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347389152 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zpzwg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zpzwg/tifu_password_change_idiocy/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413585256 | 0 | None | {} | I needed a program installed on my computer, so I brought my laptop to work. I wanted to temporarily change my password for the IT guys and then go back to using my regular password. So I tried to think of a simple, innocuous, easy to remember password, like a household item. The first thing that pops into my head is "... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU password change idiocy | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zpzwg/tifu_password_change_idiocy/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Envoke | null | None | null | null | null | 1347381716 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zprud | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zprud/tifu_by_pepper_spraying_myself_while_cooking/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413585588 | 66 | None | {} | Well actually, this happened last night.
My fiance and I had decided yesterday to have pork in the slow cooker, which was a great idea, but after coming home, I realized that the crock pot never got plugged in. We decided to try steaming it in a skillet with the sriracha and sesame oil that we had tried to marinate i... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Pepper Spraying Myself While Cooking, Resulting in Sitcom Hilarity. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zprud/tifu_by_pepper_spraying_myself_while_cooking/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | wutabum17 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347368896 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zpft9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zpft9/tifu_trying_to_be_a_decent_neighbor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413586068 | 396 | None | {} | When I want to smoke a bowl and it's really late I like to go in my front yard for a change of pace.
Well this time it was 5 a.m. and there were a few more cars out but still quiet most of the time. After 10 minutes a van that looks like [this](http://world-viewer.com/data_images/chevrolet-van-g20/chevrolet-van-g20-07... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to be a decent neighbor | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zpft9/tifu_trying_to_be_a_decent_neighbor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kungPOWchickeen | null | None | null | null | null | 1347367077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zpelq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zpelq/tifu_by_getting_caught_having_sexytime_by_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413586120 | 15 | None | {} | Well me and my girlfriend were doing what happens in the morning after breakfast.. i decided to leave the window open as it was really hot and it was a nice day so decided to leave the curtains open too (bad mistake)!
All was well and amazing but just before i was gunna explode i hear this sound (now i know the sound ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting caught having sexytime by the window cleaner! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zpelq/tifu_by_getting_caught_having_sexytime_by_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Ninja_Guin | null | None | null | null | null | 1347352080 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zp7t3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zp7t3/tifu_by_grabbing_a_bench_grinder_that_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413586393 | 12 | None | {} | Not as bad as it sounds, ive just ground the skin off the end of my thumb, but it now makes me the last 3 accidents at work. It was also before 9am. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by grabbing a bench grinder that was spinning down | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zp7t3/tifu_by_grabbing_a_bench_grinder_that_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347336650 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zoxu1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zoxu1/tifu_by_falling_asleep_during_sexytimes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413586785 | 14 | None | {} | So last night my boyfriend and I decided to have some fun before bed. He had his hands around my ladybits and was having his fun, and I closed my eyes to enjoy the sensation. The next thing I knew I was sleeping. How did I know I fell asleep? Because, for the first time in my life, I farted myself awake. Reddit, I fu... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling asleep during sexytimes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zoxu1/tifu_by_falling_asleep_during_sexytimes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | one3nine0 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347334318 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zovn8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zovn8/tifu_and_almost_burned_my_house_down/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413586878 | 5 | None | {} | It wasn't actually today, it was a few years ago when I was a freshman in high school. Parents went out and told me they were coming home late one Saturday and I decided to fry some eggs for a quick snack before dinner. I put oil in the pan and wait for the oil to heat up. Just as I finish turning on the stove, my door... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and almost burned my house down | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zovn8/tifu_and_almost_burned_my_house_down/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bornes | null | None | null | null | null | 1347487987 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zsfed | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zsfed/tifu_by_trying_to_help_a_busy_employee_at_subway/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413581561 | 33 | None | {} | In line at subway, ordered two subs. Some people got behind me and all the employees came out at the "business". They don't know what to do with this whopping 5 customer count, and one of them goes to the cashier to check me out. I get everything I need, pay, and then the cashier leaves to help another customer without... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to help a busy employee at subway | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zsfed/tifu_by_trying_to_help_a_busy_employee_at_subway/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347486071 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347487737 | 0 | null | null | zsdcq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zsdcq/tifu_by_getting_a_second_degree_burn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413581659 | 22 | None | {} | Alright, I was just about to take a fish filet out of the oven and it didn't go as smooth as I had planned. The fish got stuck to the piece of paper you have it on and me being stupid, as usual, decided to give it a good pull without my spatula. Well, turns out I pulled it a little too hard. I ended up slamming my hand... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by getting a second degree burn | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zsdcq/tifu_by_getting_a_second_degree_burn/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | crysanna | null | None | null | null | null | 1347481783 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zs8nv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zs8nv/tifu_my_brother_in_laws_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413581883 | 22 | None | {} | I should start by saying that my brother in law lives in my basement. We'll call him John. John has a longtime girlfriend and they've broken up several times (for no more than a few hours each time) in the past year.
Early this morning John shows up around 8am, goes in the backdoor and down to his living area. This is... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my brother in law's face | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zs8nv/tifu_my_brother_in_laws_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ZOMGLAZRZPEWPEW | null | None | null | null | null | 1347476742 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zs34h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zs34h/tifu_by_engaging_in_a_trivial_fight/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413582141 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by engaging in a trivial fight | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zs34h/tifu_by_engaging_in_a_trivial_fight/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | deatras | null | None | null | null | null | 1347470776 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zrwrm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zrwrm/tifu_and_realized_i_cant_afford_the_college_i_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413582400 | 19 | None | {} | Today was the day I finally saw just how much I couldn't afford to attend the only school I applied to. Until today I had this idea that no matter how much I had to borrow, I wanted to attend this school. I got accepted into their engineering program and felt that I was in. I felt the biggest obstacles were out of the ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu and realized I can't afford the college I was about to go to. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zrwrm/tifu_and_realized_i_cant_afford_the_college_i_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347461630 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zrnj4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zrnj4/tifu_never_under_any_circumstances_drink_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413582760 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu. Never, under any circumstances, drink a protein shake and a beer concurrently. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zrnj4/tifu_never_under_any_circumstances_drink_a/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Whatthebloodyhell | null | None | null | null | null | 1347460558 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zrmj0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zrmj0/tifu_and_locked_myself_out_of_my_parents_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413582809 | 0 | None | {} | My parents house keys, my house keys and my car keys are all sat on my parents kitchen counter. So now I'm sat in my car, which luckily I left unlocked, waiting for my godmother to come rescue me. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and locked myself out of my parents house | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zrmj0/tifu_and_locked_myself_out_of_my_parents_house/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | harhemostry | null | None | null | null | null | 1347457110 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zrjij | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 161 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zrjij/tifu_by_playing_my_favorite_board_game/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413582938 | 3067 | None | {} | I meant to post this yesterday!
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I am a high schooler and we have a weekly test in geometry. The person with the highest score on this test gets to bring in a board game of his/her choice to play with whomever they like during class on a day chosen by the teach... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playing my favorite board game | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zrjij/tifu_by_playing_my_favorite_board_game/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jargoone | null | None | null | null | null | 1347456242 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zriun | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zriun/tifu_and_stabbed_myself_in_the_nose_with_a_big/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413582966 | 28 | None | {} | Ok, so it was really yesterday. I'm a pretty big clutz, and tend to work way too quickly and hurt myself. So here we go.
I sealed my driveway over the weekend and had several left over 5 gallon buckets. Who doesn't like empty 5 gallon buckets, right? They have all sorts of uses. Only problem is, the lids were not... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and stabbed myself in the nose with a big screwdriver | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zriun/tifu_and_stabbed_myself_in_the_nose_with_a_big/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ithurtslikefuck | null | None | null | null | null | 1347412978 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347413221 | 0 | null | null | zqq3l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zqq3l/tifupdate_by_infecting_a_wound_in_my_knee_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413584149 | 8 | None | {} | [Here's my original post.](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v8oyw/tifu_by_infecting_a_wound_in_my_knee/)
Fast forward a little while, and I get the first date with her (she never noticed the scar, by the way). The next day, a friend informs me that her best friend has a (fairly obvious) thing for me, and I was so... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate by infecting a wound in my knee... and straining some friendships. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zqq3l/tifupdate_by_infecting_a_wound_in_my_knee_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | vicebanger | null | None | null | null | null | 1347571416 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347678196 | 0 | null | null | zucah | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zucah/tifu_by_elaborating_my_belief_on_jesus_christ/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413578549 | 12 | None | {} | Told my boss that science has never let me down. He mentioned god.Told him i believed in a God molecule. Asked about Jesus. Emptied the can of worms. Told me he is baptist
And believes in Jesus Christ as our savior.
Thank god tomorrows friday
EDIT: all is good, We worked with no problem today, He passed no judgment ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By elaborating my belief on Jesus Christ being the sun. And how Christianity is just a Plagerized version of Egyptian religion.. to my baptist boss | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zucah/tifu_by_elaborating_my_belief_on_jesus_christ/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Pandumonium1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347566274 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347600885 | 0 | null | null | zu78z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 91 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zu78z/tifu_by_bicycling/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413578787 | 320 | None | {} | I started bicycling about a month ago and I ride about 4.5 to 7 miles a day its not much but its fun and its good for enjoying the weather now. So its raining today and I'm in my black pancho with the hood over my head and helmet on top of both. I must look like a complete idiot in the rain with this lopsided helmet an... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by bicycling | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zu78z/tifu_by_bicycling/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JamesLeCameraMan | null | None | null | null | null | 1347544538 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | ztlam | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ztlam/tifu_by_watching_porn_in_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413579718 | 13 | None | {} | 2 days ago, the internet was extremely slow, and I wanted to fap, so I download some worthy fap material, it didn't stream, so I download it, please note I am on my Galaxy SIII. While it is downloading I go on Reddit (mobile) so I am derping. Then I fall asleep, I wake up and the download is done. So I leave thinking "... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by "Watching" porn in class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ztlam/tifu_by_watching_porn_in_class/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lionsrawesome8 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347534139 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | ztesa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ztesa/by_dropping_a_pink_bratz_tv_on_my_foot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413580004 | 0 | None | {} | Well the title says it mostly but here is the backround story.
My Aunt asked me to shift Lola's (my little cousin) bratz tv into the rumpus room. Thinking I was a strong human being I unplugged the
Cord from the outlet (I thought it was the right cord) I picked up the little but heavy tv, the right cord yanked out of ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | By dropping a pink bratz tv on my foot | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ztesa/by_dropping_a_pink_bratz_tv_on_my_foot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tonybanks | null | None | null | null | null | 1347515390 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zt61o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zt61o/tifu_by_adding_more_cents_thinking_tax_included/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413580398 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by adding more cents thinking "tax included" meant plus tax at the point of sale. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zt61o/tifu_by_adding_more_cents_thinking_tax_included/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | throwawayforheimlich | null | None | null | null | null | 1347514467 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347554800 | 0 | null | null | zt5ft | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zt5ft/tifu_by_mistaking_a_strangers_email_for_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413580422 | 81 | None | {} | Long story short, my girlfriend (let's call her Megan) goes by her nickname (Meg). However her email address is megan.lastname@website and I mistook it to be meg.lastname@website. I sent an extremely dirty email to someone I thought was my girlfriend as we're in an LDR and that's how we cope with being apart.
I instead... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by mistaking a stranger's email for my girlfriend's | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zt5ft/tifu_by_mistaking_a_strangers_email_for_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Shitty_FaceSwaps | null | None | null | null | null | 1347494929 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zsmft | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 36 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zsmft/tifu_i_had_a_full_rock_n_rye_faygo_explode_all/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413581243 | 2 | None | {} | I brought in a faygo to my second hour, and as I was about to bask in the sweet, sugary goodness, I opened to fast, and explosively, it came out of the bottle and ruined my brand new shirt. Feels dumb, man. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I had a full rock n' rye faygo explode all over my white shirt in the middle of class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zsmft/tifu_i_had_a_full_rock_n_rye_faygo_explode_all/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zfreeman | null | None | null | null | null | 1347661893 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zwek8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zwek8/tifu_ill_never_get_a_date_with_her_again/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413575345 | 87 | None | {} | TIFU I'll Never Get a Date With Her Again (self.TodayI)
submitted 1 second ago by zfreeman
I had been flirting with one of the girls at work for a couple of months, trying to get a date with her. Toward the end of the day I announce within her earshot that I'm going to go get a couple of margaritas after work, does any... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I'll Never Get a Date With Her Again | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zwek8/tifu_ill_never_get_a_date_with_her_again/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | GoldenGangsta66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347659869 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347661400 | 0 | null | null | zwcoe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zwcoe/tifu_by_buying_an_ipod_without_knowing_i_needed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413575421 | 0 | None | {} | I bought an Ipod from somebody I know and I've never had any apple products to begin with before any of the hate starts rolling in. I have had MP3 players and to get music on there you just sync them through your Windows Media Player. When I attempted this it didn't work and I was like what the hell? So I looked it up ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by buying an Ipod without knowing I needed Itunes | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zwcoe/tifu_by_buying_an_ipod_without_knowing_i_needed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SPDSKTR | null | None | null | null | null | 1347655983 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zw8sm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zw8sm/tifu_by_charging_time_to_a_job_i_apparently_wasnt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413575570 | 10 | None | {} | I just got an e-mail from a project manager about charging 1.5 hours to one of his jobs because I was reviewing some documents associated with that job. Since nobody likes to tell me anything, I'm receiving an ass chewing from said project manager.
Just got another e-mail from another project manager about charging t... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by charging time to a job I apparently wasn't supposed to. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zw8sm/tifu_by_charging_time_to_a_job_i_apparently_wasnt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | serpentine1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347647284 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zvzvh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 110 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zvzvh/tifu_and_accidentally_sent_the_girl_i_like_porn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413575936 | 388 | None | {} | Really the title says it all. It all started two nights ago. It was poker night with my friends. All of the sudden my friend says "did you guys know that Carly Rae Jepsen has a sex tape?" Anyways, fast-forward to the next night. I'm on Facebook video chatting with my friend and IMing the girl I like. My friend starts s... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and accidentally sent the girl I like porn. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zvzvh/tifu_and_accidentally_sent_the_girl_i_like_porn/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Stratum5 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347631696 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zvkk0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 66 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zvkk0/tifu_by_spreading_veet_all_over_groin_area/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413576631 | 124 | None | {} | So today was an interesting day. In the morning I shaved my eyebrows off by accident. That was the start...Later I was getting itchy because of the high humidity so I decide to shave my groin area. I noticed that my skin had been peeling by my inner thighs...Veet will be easier. I spread veet all over..I leave it on fo... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: by spreading Veet all over groin area. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zvkk0/tifu_by_spreading_veet_all_over_groin_area/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | thththththrowawayyo | null | None | null | null | null | 1347626586 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zvgre | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zvgre/tifu_in_another_redditors_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413576799 | 0 | None | {} | So, this might have been a passive aggressive action in my sleep. I don't even know how to draw this out into a good story.
I was angry before I went to sleep, and I woke up with a surprise. A rather damp one. It went like this:
Shit. I think I just pee'd the bed a little bit. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU in another redditor's bed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zvgre/tifu_in_another_redditors_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347606564 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zv7ot | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zv7ot/tifu_by_posting_a_5_second_video_about_911/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413577181 | 1 | None | {} | I animated the clip from family guy where lois says "9... 11" and the audience goes crazy for her. I titled it "My facebook yesterday" and
shit just went down....
People are lashing me back and forth. I am near a break down. I don't know what to do. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by posting a 5 second video about 9/11 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zv7ot/tifu_by_posting_a_5_second_video_about_911/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hohuho | null | None | null | null | null | 1347590497 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zuvbm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 39 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zuvbm/tifu_in_a_gender_and_sexuality_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413577729 | 295 | None | {} | I'm male, in a 30 person class that discusses gender and sexuality in Asian countries, and I fucked up big time.
In the middle of our lecture, we began discussing a short story we had read, and our professor told us to get up and walk to different parts of the room that she had designated to represent various opinions... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU in a gender and sexuality class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zuvbm/tifu_in_a_gender_and_sexuality_class/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347746133 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zxzl6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zxzl6/tifu_by_clogging_my_boyfriends_toilet_and_leaving/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413572960 | 2 | None | {} | The man doesn't have a bathroom trashcan, and he knows it's that time of the month. The least embarrassing option was to flush the tampon, which I tried, but that didn't work. I tried again like an hour later, and still no success. After that, I split and he's probably sitting in his room feeling awkward as hell right ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by clogging my boyfriend's toilet and leaving before he noticed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zxzl6/tifu_by_clogging_my_boyfriends_toilet_and_leaving/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | trashytrashthrowaway | null | None | null | null | null | 1347744896 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zxyiy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zxyiy/tifu_by_letting_someone_else_take_the_blame/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413573006 | 0 | None | {} | It was shitty of me. It was something really minor(I forgot to get coworker to sign something, not a huge deal where I work but still coworker got bitched at) but there was no excuse for that. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting someone else take the blame | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zxyiy/tifu_by_letting_someone_else_take_the_blame/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | acristoff | null | None | null | null | null | 1347738487 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zxsv7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zxsv7/tifu_by_leaving_my_exs_handcuffs_sitting_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413573241 | 5 | None | {} | I don't live alone so it was a pretty awkward moment | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my ex's handcuffs sitting on my desk for more than one week | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zxsv7/tifu_by_leaving_my_exs_handcuffs_sitting_on_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MexicanMade | null | None | null | null | null | 1347724748 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zxguo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zxguo/tifu_by_falling_asleep_while_fapping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413573763 | 31 | None | {} | so last nigh u was "doing my thing" and i don't remember much but i was using my phone in my bed. I woke up and checked my phone. I unlock it and wouldn't you know it porn... scared and confused i open up my settings and look to see if my the auto lock setting was on. It wasn't, meaning someone or i locked my phone la... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling asleep while fapping. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zxguo/tifu_by_falling_asleep_while_fapping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | e_coyote | null | None | null | null | null | 1347714279 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347770221 | 0 | null | null | zx9y1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zx9y1/tifu_restulting_in_a_violent_beer_shower/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413574050 | 180 | None | {} | *Was directed here with this, guess it's the perfect place to tell my story from tonight.*
After working 3 years in a bar, today was my first shift as the responsible bartender - opening and closing the bar. Early on the evening our tap beer started fucking up, there wasn't too many people buying anything, so I decide... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU restulting in a violent beer shower. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zx9y1/tifu_restulting_in_a_violent_beer_shower/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Sargwa | null | None | null | null | null | 1347671239 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zwmxp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zwmxp/tifu_by_giving_the_wrong_meds/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413575020 | 15 | None | {} | This was actually last week, but I work overnights at a shelter for teens. If kids are on any medication we are responsible to dispense it. There was one kid who changed the time he took it from evenings to mornings. I was so concerned about him getting his meds that the second he got up I had him take them.
My next s... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving the wrong meds | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zwmxp/tifu_by_giving_the_wrong_meds/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | xiPlayWithCrayons | null | None | null | null | null | 1347834609 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zzpn8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zzpn8/tifu_by_playing_f3ar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413570379 | 19 | None | {} | I'd been playing for awhile and came to the conclusion that the game wasn't nearly as scary as the games before it. I made my character climb up a ladder, where the light above it flickered in an eerily sort of way. About halfway up the ladder, I'm able to see through the bars clearly, I pass a level and who's in my fa... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playing F3AR. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zzpn8/tifu_by_playing_f3ar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MarriedToReddit | null | None | null | null | null | 1347834377 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zzpfn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zzpfn/tifu_by_walking_on_hot_pavement/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413570398 | 0 | None | {} | Title says it all. Now I have blisters on the outside of the balls of my feet. It's not *that* bad, but I have to wear heels for a homecoming on Saturday. I also have to work, because my family is moving. Fun times.
EDIT: I was barefoot. Of course I forgot to put that. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by walking on hot pavement | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zzpfn/tifu_by_walking_on_hot_pavement/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DevilWorshipper | null | None | null | null | null | 1347826609 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zzhuo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zzhuo/tifu_weed_whacked_a_giant_fresh_doberman_turd/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413570692 | 94 | None | {} | I was weed whacking (using one of those bad-ass, 2-cycle loud-as-fuck weed whackers) for a woman who owns two big Dobermans. I was in a particularly dense patch and had the thing going full-throttle, getting plant juice all over me in the process. Well, I saw the giant turd and, for some reason, it did not register to ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Weed whacked a giant, fresh Doberman turd. Ended-up with smelly dog shit all over my shirt and face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zzhuo/tifu_weed_whacked_a_giant_fresh_doberman_turd/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Erikster | null | None | null | null | null | 1347826068 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zzhdh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zzhdh/tifu_by_forgetting_to_rehydrate_before_going_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413570712 | 231 | None | {} | So I went to the Anthrax concert last night. The building was hot and humid from the bodies and the lights. Even though I found a spot that was under an A/C vent, I was still roasting.
In fact, as I type this now, I remember that A/C can contribute to dehydration by drying out the air.
Anyways, I went to bed without ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting to rehydrate before going to bed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zzhdh/tifu_by_forgetting_to_rehydrate_before_going_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Ms_Freedom | null | None | null | null | null | 1347825146 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zzgh7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zzgh7/tifu_by_giving_my_kitchen_a_bubble_bath/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413570743 | 57 | None | {} | I ran out of laundry detergent but I really needed to wash my sneakers. So being the genius that I am, I decided to use Ajax liquid dish washing soap instead. I usually use 1 cup of regular laundry detergent, so to err on the side of caution, I only used 3/4 of a cup of the Ajax. Didn't think twice about it.
Well a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving my kitchen a bubble bath... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zzgh7/tifu_by_giving_my_kitchen_a_bubble_bath/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | prime22806 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347782699 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347837259 | 0 | null | null | zyq7k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zyq7k/tifu_by_locking_myself_in_my_room/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413571845 | 21 | None | {} | So I got a new doorknob with a lock on it (my old one didn't come with a key and I wanted to switch to one that does) and decided to install it myself. I didn't want to bother my dad, he ends up doing all those kinds of jobs around the house and must be sick of it, right? Besides, I'm 20 years old, I need to learn to ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by locking myself in my room | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zyq7k/tifu_by_locking_myself_in_my_room/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mlg131 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347772090 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zykm4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zykm4/tifu_by_leaving_my_notebook_at_the_airport_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413572076 | 13 | None | {} | Didnt realise until I was on the plane. Now I have no computer, or photos from the last 3 months of travelling | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my notebook at the airport in Shanghai | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zykm4/tifu_by_leaving_my_notebook_at_the_airport_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | wonkafur | null | None | null | null | null | 1347771297 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zyk2z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zyk2z/tifu_by_being_a_bitch_and_hanging_up_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413572097 | 0 | None | {} | I am in a long distance relationship, and I called to talk to him and he had his sister and her boyfriend over and wanted to hang out with them. Instead of behaving like a normal human being I said okay then he said he'd call me tommoorw and all I said was "k" and hung up. Wtf is wrong with me. All I can think of is th... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being a bitch and hanging up on my boyfriend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zyk2z/tifu_by_being_a_bitch_and_hanging_up_on_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DCBizzle | null | None | null | null | null | 1347766174 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zyg87 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zyg87/tifu_cut_my_balls_while_shaving/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413572260 | 8 | None | {} | Today I was about to take a shower so I got completely undressed and then I decided I would shave my face using hair clippers and a razor blade to shape my facial hair. Once I was done I figured since I was already bare and had the hair clippers in hand (without one of those length attachments on) I started to trim my ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: cut my balls while shaving. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zyg87/tifu_cut_my_balls_while_shaving/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TonightsWhiteKnight | null | None | null | null | null | 1347761802 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zycne | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zycne/tifu_by_getting_too_excited_for_sex/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413572405 | 52 | None | {} | Today my fiance and I were fooling around in bed when the notion of a little blow job came up. My fiance told me that she wouldn't give me one unless I trimmed up down below so in my horny fervor I took of for the bathroom and grabbed the razor. I prepped and began shaving, but in a bit of a rushed fashion. A moment la... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting too excited for sex. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zycne/tifu_by_getting_too_excited_for_sex/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347757046 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347761525 | 0 | null | null | zy8uj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zy8uj/tifu_taking_a_cold_40gallon_shower_in_about/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413572570 | 344 | None | {} | T(woyearsago)IFU: The "violent beer shower" post reminded me of something I did a couple years ago that taught me a hard lesson about household maintenance.
I used to work for my landlord as the property maintenance man. This involved going around the property every morning cleaning up litter, then spending the rest o... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: taking a cold 40-gallon shower in about thirty seconds | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zy8uj/tifu_taking_a_cold_40gallon_shower_in_about/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347922599 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348017331 | 0 | null | null | 101qc4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 36 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/101qc4/tifu_by_helping_my_friend_follow_his_dreams/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413567391 | 1 | None | {} | reddit, today i did something that might haunt me for the rest of my life. My best friend has been talking to this girl and has actually found TRUE LOVE. this is rare, because he is 15. for a long time now, he has been looking for ways to get to her (her being all the way across the world). the plan was originally to s... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by helping my friend follow his dreams | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/101qc4/tifu_by_helping_my_friend_follow_his_dreams/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347915616 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347976273 | 0 | null | null | 101iqp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/101iqp/tifu_by_being_racist/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413567712 | 42 | None | {} | Today was my first day of kung-fu and I obviously didn't know who the sifu was. So I walk in to the dojo and see an asian guy standing there looking all tough and what not. Having watched too many kung-fu movies I immideatly thought he was the sifu, so I walked up to him and said hello and showed respect and shit. I ev... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being racist | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/101iqp/tifu_by_being_racist/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347914232 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 101h8g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/101h8g/tifu_by_doing_coke/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413567773 | 0 | None | {} | I know that this isn't your average post and it doesn't seem funny but i do see it fitting to this subreddit. The prior information that you need to know about me for you to be able to recognize the severity and amplitude of this story are as follows.
I've never done coke before.
I had never planned on doing coke in... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by doing coke. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/101h8g/tifu_by_doing_coke/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BIGkeith70 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347905346 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1017j1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 76 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1017j1/tifu_and_got_pepper_spray_on_my_manhood/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413568161 | 378 | None | {} | My friends gf caries pepper spray with her. Me being your average 20 year old genius, had her spray my hand to see if it would do anything. Turns out that burns like a mofo. To make things worse about ten minutes later I went to take a leak. I had forgotten all about the pepper spray and grabbed hold. My friend hear... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got pepper spray on my manhood | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1017j1/tifu_and_got_pepper_spray_on_my_manhood/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ohnoitsrambo | null | None | null | null | null | 1347901093 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 101348 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/101348/tifu_by_spraying_gatorade_all_over_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413568351 | 76 | None | {} | Basically, title says it all. Went to spray her with a little "pff" that comes out of the bottle, (don't lie to me, you all know what its like) and i ended up spraying it ALL over her. She ran out of the class, and now i feel awful. She came back for a brief moment, but that was to collect her bag, only to leave again.... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spraying Gatorade all over a girl. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/101348/tifu_by_spraying_gatorade_all_over_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thegodofreddit | null | None | null | null | null | 1347899923 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1011wg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1011wg/tifu_by_playing_a_match_of_rugby_with_a_severe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413568400 | 5 | None | {} | many of us were hungover after a party the night before. It should go without saying that we lost badly and many of us sustained injury's. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playing a match of rugby with a severe hangover. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1011wg/tifu_by_playing_a_match_of_rugby_with_a_severe/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | suck_my_diction | null | None | null | null | null | 1347899762 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1011qh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1011qh/tifu_by_drinking_bong_water/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413568406 | 14 | None | {} | I was getting ready to smoke a bowl with my little bong, and I grabbed a half empty bottle of water to fill my bong with. I smoked the bowl (or possibly two) and I decided to call it quits by pouring the bong-y water back into the bottle, so I can dispose of it later.
Suddenly, a rather bad bout of cotton-mouth struc... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by drinking bong water | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1011qh/tifu_by_drinking_bong_water/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mailto_devnull | null | None | null | null | null | 1347897895 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 100zw3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/100zw3/tifu_by_making_a_ouch_face_when_one_of_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413568487 | 24 | None | {} | ... on second thought - it was completely justified. I still feel guilty, though. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making a "ouch" face when one of my co-workers told me he bought a new laptop over the weekend -- an HP Pavilion | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/100zw3/tifu_by_making_a_ouch_face_when_one_of_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Ryanlynn2004 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347887448 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 100quf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/100quf/tifu_by_taking_craze_before_a_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413568866 | 54 | None | {} | Before I left for my morning workout, I took Craze, a pre-workout supplement that gets you hyped up for your workout.
Upon arriving to my workout, I was notified that I have M4 (a type of rifle that is used in the military) training today. The first half of the day is classroom. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking craze before a class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/100quf/tifu_by_taking_craze_before_a_class/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347867265 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 100hnm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/100hnm/tifu_by_accidentally_making_fun_of_deaf_people_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413569238 | 22 | None | {} | I was at a party and saw people playing beer pong. I was already pretty drunk, so when I saw them signalling with their hands and making excessive gestures, I assumed they were taking the game way too seriously. So I mimicked them.
Worst part is, the way I realized they were deaf and not taking the game too seriously... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by (accidentally) making fun of deaf people at a party | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/100hnm/tifu_by_accidentally_making_fun_of_deaf_people_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347854591 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 100982 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/100982/tifu_by_blubbering_to_my_ex/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413569585 | 0 | None | {} | So me and my ex had been dating for quite sometime now. There was a lot of drama and if you want to know the details or give any advice on the situation just check my last post before this one. But basically I cried for about an hour with her about how much I had disappointed her and wished that she would take me bac... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by blubbering to my ex. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/100982/tifu_by_blubbering_to_my_ex/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | myname3000 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347854343 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347915070 | 0 | null | null | 1008yw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1008yw/tifu_by_leaving_my_friends_test_in_the_wrong/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413569600 | 10 | None | {} | So my friend and I, we have math together. I am always the slow packer, so my friend left before me. He left his test behind him, which our teacher asked for me to give to him later on in the day. We were doing test corrections as homework. It so happens that his locker is on the other side of the building, and I took ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my friend's test in the wrong locker | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1008yw/tifu_by_leaving_my_friends_test_in_the_wrong/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kiwispam84 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347849658 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1004ke | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1004ke/tifu_and_got_my_finger_stuck_in_a_plastic_water/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413569773 | 23 | None | {} | So I'm outside, enjoying the sun with a group of good friends, fiddling around with a plastic water bottle, when I realize my middle finger was small enough to get into the bottle, but somehow can't get out. I think my knuckle bent a little as it went in, slimming it down, but can't bend enough to get it back out. It q... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got my finger stuck in a plastic water bottle | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1004ke/tifu_and_got_my_finger_stuck_in_a_plastic_water/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pedestrian11 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347847793 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1002nm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1002nm/tifu_by_forgetting_my_pin_and_losing_my_credit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413569843 | 15 | None | {} | I was super tired after having been traveling on a plane for 24 hours, and didn't stop to think that I might be better off not having that third attempt. Now I have to wait a week to get a new card. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting my PIN and losing my credit card to an ATM. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1002nm/tifu_by_forgetting_my_pin_and_losing_my_credit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | DrissPinker | null | None | null | null | null | 1347841362 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zzw6x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 107 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zzw6x/tifu_by_drinking_my_own_piss/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413570107 | 491 | None | {} | I'm your typical, neck-bearded, loner redditor. This means I spend an unhealthy amount of time alone down in my basement, PC gaming, redditing... you get the idea.
Occasionally, I will bring a large bottle of drink downstairs so I don't have to produce effort and actually go upstairs to get one. On this occasion, I ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by drinking my own piss. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zzw6x/tifu_by_drinking_my_own_piss/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kittypie070 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347840172 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zzuzj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zzuzj/tifu_by_getting_tempbanned_on_fark_for_hate_speech/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413570157 | 0 | None | {} | I have absolutely no idea what I said.
I'm waiting for a mod to respond to my e-mail.
My god I feel like an utter idiot.
Edit: Fark temp bans last for 24 hours. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting temp-banned on Fark for "hate speech". | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zzuzj/tifu_by_getting_tempbanned_on_fark_for_hate_speech/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MindlessJamiroca | null | None | null | null | null | 1348011337 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 103v6c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/103v6c/tifu_by_telling_a_senior_member_of_my_company/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413564272 | 3 | None | {} | We all know they do it, and we were making jokes about it all day. I was told specifically to make sure not to do so in front of the senior guy. Right of the end of the shift a joke came out of my mouth.
My manager, who I'm pretty chill with then gave me evils and blanked me all the way home.
Think I've lost their ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling a senior member of my company that a member of staff is petty thieving. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/103v6c/tifu_by_telling_a_senior_member_of_my_company/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348009220 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 103swk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/103swk/tifu_by_dumping_my_gf_by_text/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413564362 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dumping my gf by text... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/103swk/tifu_by_dumping_my_gf_by_text/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348002743 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 103lpl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/103lpl/tifu_my_foot/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413564644 | 0 | None | {} | Sadly, this isn't my first post here. This happened a week ago but deal with it.
Well I was at my friend's house working on this project and when we were done i went to leave. I got all my stuff and opened up the door to the garage, but the garage door was closed. So I decided to go up the stairs and go out the front ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my foot | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/103lpl/tifu_my_foot/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nightwheel | null | None | null | null | null | 1347999237 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347999517 | 0 | null | null | 103hq8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/103hq8/tifu_by_dropping_my_samsung_galaxy_3_iii_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413564801 | 7 | None | {} | Well after most of a day that seemed to be going smoothly. I went to pull the phone out of my pocket to check the time. I guess I didn't have a good hold on my phone, and it dropped corner first onto ashphalt. The drop wiped out the digitizer and the screen in one shot. It won't register touches, and the screen is turn... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping my Samsung Galaxy 3 III while walking to class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/103hq8/tifu_by_dropping_my_samsung_galaxy_3_iii_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347992785 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 103ar7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/103ar7/tifu_gatorade_update/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413565082 | 0 | None | {} | Here is the original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/101348/tifu_by_spraying_gatorade_all_over_a_girl/
UPDATE: All is well, she thought it was funny and were all good now!
Everything went better than expected! | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Gatorade Update! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/103ar7/tifu_gatorade_update/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347992566 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347994209 | 0 | null | null | 103ahd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 76 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/103ahd/tifu_by_making_two_girls_in_class_behind_me_think/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413565096 | 313 | None | {} | So I'm sitting in the second to last row in lecture browsing Reddit because, well, I'm bored as fuck. So I click on the enlarge picture button of a particular front page post and **NSFW** [this] (http://i.imgur.com/H7SKd.jpg) *lovely* picture from r/pics pops up nice and big on my screen. Of course, there's no NSFW tag... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by making two girls in class behind me think I was looking up dirty pictures | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/103ahd/tifu_by_making_two_girls_in_class_behind_me_think/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zfriderici | null | None | null | null | null | 1347981984 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 102zg6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/102zg6/tifu_in_the_war_against_prostate_cancer_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413565539 | 0 | None | {} | Throwaway accounts be damned, I'll take the risks!
So it was like any other night I couldn't sleep...awake for no particular reason, and I get it into my head that maybe a fap will help me sleep. Seeing as the roomie was in the dorm, Operation Stealth-Fap had to be engaged--that here having the meaning of dry-doggin' ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU in the war against prostate cancer (NSFW) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102zg6/tifu_in_the_war_against_prostate_cancer_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347981027 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 102yik | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/102yik/tifu_i_accidently_stuck_myself_with_an_hiv/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413565584 | 0 | None | {} | Okay this morning... around 1:30 am CST I was getting high with my roommate. It's 10:am right now, I am in a medical detox facility for stimulants and heroin, listening to Pavement pandora radio thinking about how TIFU. So.. this morning I prepared 2 shots of meth for me and my roommate to do (he has HIV, and takes goo... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I accidently stuck myself with an HIV infected syringe. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102yik/tifu_i_accidently_stuck_myself_with_an_hiv/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Inglonias | null | None | null | null | null | 1347973164 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 102rwe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/102rwe/tifu_at_1_am_locked_out_of_my_dorm_in_the_rain/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413565855 | 32 | None | {} | I had to walk all the way to the 24 hour desk in another buiding, in the rain, in my bathrobe just to get a loaner key card. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at 1 AM, locked out of my dorm IN THE RAIN. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102rwe/tifu_at_1_am_locked_out_of_my_dorm_in_the_rain/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | darkrock | null | None | null | null | null | 1347961622 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 102m4b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/102m4b/tifu_while_camping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413566092 | 48 | None | {} | Dave, Brent and I are going camping, but we mess around and wait too long; when we get to the campsite, it's almost dark, and I didn't bring anything to start the fire, other than matches, and we're no survival experts.
After a few failed attempts, I go back to the car and head to a gas station to get charcoal light... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while camping. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102m4b/tifu_while_camping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HisNamesDoom | null | None | null | null | null | 1347961467 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 102m1q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/102m1q/two_months_ago_i_fucked_up_by_stepping_on_a_used/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413566095 | 0 | None | {} | I just remembered this story...sadly.
A while back me and my girlfriend had sex for the first time in our relationship (in the hostel we both work at, classy), luckily we had a private room, however we also had a shared bathroom.
Two--seemingly--nice gay guys had the room next to us that we shared the bathroom with... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | T(wo months ago) I Fucked Up by stepping on a used condom in the shower. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102m1q/two_months_ago_i_fucked_up_by_stepping_on_a_used/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347942142 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 102b2k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/102b2k/tifu_by_screaming_im_a_little_teapot_suck_my_dick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413566546 | 0 | None | {} | Yeah, was having a stress relief program involving tea. so my coworker and I went to get a tea pot from the storage room and I picked it up and screamed "I'm a little teapot SUCK MY DICK!" and she looked at me and now its awkward. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by screaming "I'm a little teapot SUCK MY DICK! " at a girl co-worker | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102b2k/tifu_by_screaming_im_a_little_teapot_suck_my_dick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347941294 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 102a48 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/102a48/tifu_by_letting_my_phone_die_and_losing_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413566593 | 1 | None | {} | Long story short, I ended up sleeping at a house not 3 blocks from where they were and had to take a bus back to Texas because they had already left by the time I bought a new phone charger. I am an idiot. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting my phone die and losing my friends during a night of partying... in another state. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/102a48/tifu_by_letting_my_phone_die_and_losing_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Starside3 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347940375 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 10295f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/10295f/tifu_by_pooping_my_pants_then_throwing_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413566626 | 0 | None | {} | So, a week ago, I was washing my hands in the restroom, when I had an urge to fart.I then realized I had shit my pants. I took off my underwear and pooped for the next hour, then I wiped. I then placed the nasty underwear in a plastic bag. I then ran to my room with pants with no underwear, got new underwear and my pho... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pooping my pants, then throwing the remains in a dumpster. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10295f/tifu_by_pooping_my_pants_then_throwing_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347935505 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1023xd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1023xd/tifu_by_coughing_will_pooping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413566843 | 0 | None | {} | In case you don't know, coughing makes your sphincter pinch down tight and quick. Chance of clean first wipe destroyed. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by coughing will pooping | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1023xd/tifu_by_coughing_will_pooping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | shitstain1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347930027 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 101y4x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/101y4x/tifu_by_running_the_air_conditioning_too_often/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413567080 | 6 | None | {} | My electricity bill for this month is more than 4 times more than what it normally is. Apparently I ran the ac way too much. I ran it more but I don't remember running it THAT much. So now I'm sitting here with a $270 electricity bill that I can't afford. Fucked up hard. No idea how I'm going to pay this. Feels bad. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by running the air conditioning too often and amassing a giant bill. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/101y4x/tifu_by_running_the_air_conditioning_too_often/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yeawhateva14 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347926506 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 101ue0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 65 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/101ue0/tifu_with_my_gf/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413567224 | 165 | None | {} | TIFU by going to a wing place called Quaker stake and lube. I figured that I'd try the *atomic* sauce. A little side fact, you have to sign a waiver to eat the wings. I had a few, and let me say they were the hottest shit I've ever eaten. Apparently, I didn't wash my hands well enough and a few hours later while foolin... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with my gf | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/101ue0/tifu_with_my_gf/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mizzack | null | None | null | null | null | 1348078182 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 105b6z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/105b6z/tifu_badly_at_the_gym/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413562202 | 183 | None | {} | So there I was, adjusting a [squat rack](http://simage1.sportsmansguide.com/adimgs/l/1/188540_ts.jpg). I don't really know what happened, but after pulling the adjustment pin, my thumb got caught between one of the inner adjustment holes and the outer frame. [It was not pleasant [very mildly NSFL]](http://www.mizzack... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU badly at the gym. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/105b6z/tifu_badly_at_the_gym/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348068858 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1051fe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 41 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1051fe/tifu_and_its_my_dads_fault/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413562590 | 152 | None | {} | Basically, I thought I'd help my mum out by taking the washing out of the machine and putting it in the tumble dryer. It was then that I noticed something poking out of my dad's shorts, so I pulled it out and I saw a rather thick looking £20 note rolled up. I unrolled it to find another £20 note and two £10 notes which... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, and it's my dad's fault. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1051fe/tifu_and_its_my_dads_fault/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348066543 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348066763 | 0 | null | null | 104z55 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/104z55/tifu_by_trying_to_be_helpful_for_once/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413562671 | 1 | None | {} | Basically, I thought I'd help my mum out by taking the washing out of the machine and putting it in the tumble dryer. It was then that I noticed something poking out of my dad's shorts. I pulled it out and I saw a rather thick looking £20 note rolled up. I unrolled it to find another £20 note and two £10 notes. It was ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to be helpful for once. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/104z55/tifu_by_trying_to_be_helpful_for_once/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | findearnmakesteal | null | None | null | null | null | 1348053979 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348084734 | 0 | null | null | 104q6b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/104q6b/tifu_by_possibly_fracturing_my_kneecap_in_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413563043 | 57 | None | {} | I'm an american, currently living in France. I just got here three weeks ago and have been mainly getting settled. Now, with my longstay visa, I am entitled to profit from the French social security system, which means I can get free or extremely affordable healthcare. However in order to do this I need to, within the ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by possibly fracturing my kneecap in a country where I don't have health insurance | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/104q6b/tifu_by_possibly_fracturing_my_kneecap_in_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348037233 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 104j5j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 130 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/104j5j/tifu_by_telling_the_police_i_had_anthrax_in_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413563325 | 136 | None | {} | I was having a shitty day, I was feeling down, frustrated and angry. I went in to JB to buy Darksiders II. Anyway, they usually have a man at the door to mark of your receipts as you leave, you know, to prevent theft. Just my luck there were 3 police officers just having a browse. The door man thought I looked suspicio... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling the police I had anthrax in my briefcase. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/104j5j/tifu_by_telling_the_police_i_had_anthrax_in_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | flyhighh | null | None | null | null | null | 1348035846 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 104idy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/104idy/tifu_by_sticking_my_pinky_finger_in_a_girls_pocket/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413563356 | 0 | None | {} | Class had just ended, I got up from my seat to pack my things but noticed my chair was in the way of people wanting to exit.
So I reached behind to pull in my chair without looking and somehow with my luck, my pinky finger got caught in a girl's back pocket. I apologized and for some reason she apologized as well. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sticking my pinky finger in a girls pocket | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/104idy/tifu_by_sticking_my_pinky_finger_in_a_girls_pocket/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | UndercoverThetan | null | None | null | null | null | 1348028353 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348084871 | 0 | null | null | 104cvf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 89 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/104cvf/tifu_by_in_a_fit_of_anger_flushing_an_avocado/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413563569 | 177 | None | {} | About a week back, I was at my local grocery store, and I decided I would try to eat more healthily. So, I grabbed some bananas, healthy yogurt, and avocados while I was there. Bananas were good, yogurt was good, but the avocados were the worst I have ever eaten, so I did what any hungry and upset college student would... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by, in a fit of anger, flushing an avocado down my dorm toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/104cvf/tifu_by_in_a_fit_of_anger_flushing_an_avocado/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | goalstopper28 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348180437 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 107tvr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/107tvr/tifu_by_cutting_my_headphones/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413558690 | 0 | None | {} | I need these headphones for schoolwork (it's an art class) and I didn't know where my headphones were so I had to buy a new pair. The headphone's case could not be opened by anything but a scissor. Before I realized what I was doing I ended up cutting them somehow. Now, I either have to get a new pair, try to look for ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by cutting my headphones | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/107tvr/tifu_by_cutting_my_headphones/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MrShartyPants | null | None | null | null | null | 1348179452 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 107svj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 112 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/107svj/tifu_and_trusted_a_fart_that_i_shouldnt_have/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413558736 | 279 | None | {} | So, I was scheduled to go see a client on-site today. Before the appointment, I met a friend of mine at a local BBQ place. Afterwards, I'm sitting in my car, about to leave when I suddenly have a seemingly normal urge to fart.
I'm now sitting in my car with a pants load of Dinty Moore beef stew.
Make me feel better... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and trusted a fart that I shouldn't have. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/107svj/tifu_and_trusted_a_fart_that_i_shouldnt_have/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | harrydickinson | null | None | null | null | null | 1348160263 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 1077n1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1077n1/mifu_monday_i_fucked_up_by_stopping_at_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413559568 | 0 | None | {} | It was yellow as i pulled up to the lights so i stopped and my attention drifted away from the driving world, there was a guy on a bench looking at me funny. After a solid 10 seconds a car rips through the intersection the other direction. At that moment i realized that the light was flashing yellow and i am a dumbass. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | MIFU: Monday I Fucked Up by stopping at an intersection. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1077n1/mifu_monday_i_fucked_up_by_stopping_at_an/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348158317 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348158638 | 0 | null | null | 1075jl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/1075jl/tifu_and_got_caught/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413559651 | 13 | None | {} | So guys, Today I fucked up. Big time.
Yesterday night, my hot family friend was over for the night and was going in the bath. My bedroom is adjacent to the bath and being the horny bugger I am, decided to take a peep through a peephole. I stood there and her mom caught me staring into the peephole, and I immediately r... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got caught. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1075jl/tifu_and_got_caught/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bobbyjihad | null | None | null | null | null | 1348122696 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 106j4g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/106j4g/tifu_by_soldiering_on_long_after_i_realized_i_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413560501 | 0 | None | {} | So now i think i'm out of commission for a day or three. Curse you, the bouncing breasts of Tera Patrick. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by soldiering on, long after i realized I was chafing. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/106j4g/tifu_by_soldiering_on_long_after_i_realized_i_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sean_ake | null | None | null | null | null | 1348116882 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 106f4q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/106f4q/tifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413560662 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/106f4q/tifu/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348108238 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 106722 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/106722/last_night_i_fucked_up_by_talking_in_my_sleep/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413560961 | 18 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last Night I Fucked Up by talking in my sleep. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/106722/last_night_i_fucked_up_by_talking_in_my_sleep/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Crankshaft69 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348099237 | null | None | self.tifu | 1348696822 | 0 | null | null | 105xys | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 288 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/105xys/tifu_by_letting_my_roommate_use_my_laptop_before/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413561314 | 934 | None | {} | So my roommate's computer has been out of commission for a couple days and he asked if he could use my laptop to check his email about 10 minutes before class this morning. Of course I said yes and he checked his email as i was getting ready to leave. He told me he just put it to sleep when he was done.
I get to clas... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by letting my roommate use my laptop before class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/105xys/tifu_by_letting_my_roommate_use_my_laptop_before/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 666_666 | null | None | null | null | null | 1348269222 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 109v3d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/109v3d/tifu_by_dropping_a_hard_drive/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413555646 | 23 | None | {} | I was going to watch a movie and needed to plug the external harddrive to another laptop. I clasped/grabbed the drive carelessly with one hand, walked two meters and it slipped out, with a breaking sound.
Fortunately the directory structure was preserved, and I copied the content somewhere else, getting a good deal of... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping a hard drive | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109v3d/tifu_by_dropping_a_hard_drive/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwninlie | null | None | null | null | null | 1348266270 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 109sa8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/109sa8/tifu_by_missing_my_flight_slept_through_the_alarm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413555759 | 84 | None | {} | I'm a college student, and I pulled an all nighter to finish some work due today in order to go to a weekend long "scholarship leadership conference" that I had signed up for weeks before. I decided to take a 30 minute nap (poor decision, I know) because I was dead tired. Was supposed to be up for the flight by 7:30 AM... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by missing my flight (slept through the alarm) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109sa8/tifu_by_missing_my_flight_slept_through_the_alarm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1348264002 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | 109q57 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/109q57/tifu_by_laughing_at_my_friend_on_the_light_rail/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413555837 | 0 | None | {} | This really happened a few months ago, but I didn't know about this /r/
I was on a light rail home from school. I was there with my then GF, and a friend. The friend, let's call him "M", was sitting a few seats away from us. He then starts to act really weird, which is common for him. He starts picking up a pile of pa... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By laughing at my friend on the light rail. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109q57/tifu_by_laughing_at_my_friend_on_the_light_rail/ | null | null | null | null |
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