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1629749302 | 1629859080 | t3_pa7qji | t5_2to41 | 4 | Anchor_Riddle: TIFU by "Having to see about a girl"
(Yes the title is "Good Will Hunting reference")
So I had been dating this girl from April until 8 days ago. She dumped me for personal and mental health reasons. She said she had been getting more depressed as the relationship went on. She told me she thought I nee... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1629752455 | 1631013099 | t3_pa8r2v | t5_2to41 | 3,158 | MPAS_TV: TIFU by telling my dad (mayor of the city) that he should tell the new kids in school about the cheese rolls as a joke.
Im in the 9th grade and live in Germany. My dad is the mayor of the city, but it's a small town, it has about 16.000 inhabitants. Every year, like in every other school, new kids arrive after... | 6 | 526.333333 | |
1629750652 | 1629773226 | t3_pa86f4 | t5_2to41 | 69 | bdun4: TIFU By flexing my casino winnings to a complete stranger
So this happened about three weeks ago while we were on vacation in Tennessee.
While we were on vacation one of the things that we wanted to do was go to the casino in Cherokee. During our second visit I happened to find a machine that was very hot. So ... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1629756194 | 1629769296 | t3_pa9xch | t5_2to41 | 308 | pink-wizard: TIFU by putting a suction cup sex toy on my wardrobe - Part 2!
Here’s the original Part 1 - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/p9m233/tifu_by_putting_a_suction_cup_sex_toy_on_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I’d like to start this by saying I never in my wildest dreams i... | 5 | 61.6 | |
1629757116 | 1629809545 | t3_paa7ky | t5_2to41 | 3 | CrabsOnDisplay: TIFU by involving myself in a best man speech
Last weekend my best friend from work got married to a girl from our workplace. I worked closely with both of them and we all got along really well, so when I heard they were dating I was so happy for them.
Roll forward six months and they're engaged. I was... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1629757581 | 1629829067 | t3_paacth | t5_2to41 | 41 | LucienLeSorcier: TIFU by making my supervisor think I was having a breakdown at work.
This is my first time posting anything, but I felt it was fitting since the story is Reddit related.
I’m allowed to listen to music and stuff while I’m working. I work in stationary manufacturing, so it’s a lot of busy work with my ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1629759272 | 1629924609 | t3_paavo6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | MoonJam23: TIFU by handing in my notice
So Today I handed in my notice and now my manager wants to talk to me. It was my first job since graduating uni and the decision to quite was not an easy one It wasn't an easy. After spending a few months at the company I realised the industry wasn't for me. I saw no future in th... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1629759526 | 1629789555 | t3_paayid | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: TIFU my boss seeing my porn history
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StretchedApe88: Incognito mode, my friend.
Crimsonpets: Sometimes hornyness makes you sloppy
ZeroTasking: Sometimes sloppyness makes you horny
LCranstonKnows: Quite the Catch 22. Catch 69?
Crimsonpets: Catch 69
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1629759203 | 1629801707 | t3_paauxk | t5_2to41 | 144 | sumgun: TIFU by flooding my apartment and two others below
Moved into the 3rd floor apartment just over two weeks ago and wife thought the broom closet might be converted into an office nook like the ones you see on Pinterest.
My ever-pleasing self got some shelves from Home Depot and got to work with the stud finder... | 4 | 36 | |
1629761083 | 1629761349 | t3_pabezc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend while we were both drunk because now she thinks I raped her...
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tepidangler: Might as well turn yourself in man
sharkie777: Well that got deleted fast, lol.
tepidangler: Peanut butter crisp couldn’t take the heat
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1629761551 | 1629853325 | t3_pabjoy | t5_2to41 | 1,161 | TheDirtySherpa: TIFU by brushing my partners teeth
So a usual night in our house sees my partner go to bed before me. I'll chill on my phone a little so she can use the bathroom first then I follow shortly after.
I worked a pretty hectic week last week, so come Friday night I'm straight up exhausted. I have a whisky ... | 6 | 193.5 | |
1629762348 | 1629845972 | t3_pabrny | t5_2to41 | 6,914 | DeanTheBakedBean: TIFU by eating out my girlfriend
this happened nearly a week ago but we figured out all the details today, but I'll make it as brief as i can and apologies if it's hard to read (I'm terrible at writing stories properly). for context, we are both fairly young (of age, but still young) and our parents a... | 12 | 576.166667 | |
1629775327 | 1629892947 | t3_pabz5t | t5_2to41 | 23 | LunchOk9535: Sure makes food taste better gotta do what you gotta do now government's trash inflation is sailing high and yet our wages have not increased. Rents going up this is a shitstorm. Pretty sure social security will become worthless if nothing is to help our run away inflation. Printing all that free money and... | 20 | 1.15 | |
1629764004 | 1629922842 | t3_pac89n | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a picnic.
My SO and I had decided to go on a picnic we had long talked about. We had bought a blanket and a significant amount of food as we were planning to spend the whole day out in this place way out in a forest where nobody goes. We hadn't done the nasty in a while, so we just kind of l... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1629766244 | 1629831539 | t3_pacura | t5_2to41 | 144 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally catfishing a girl on tinder
So within my tinder profile, there's a line that says "I'm the one with the hoodie in the first picture" which was just meant as a harmless joke because the first picture is a pic of me wearing a hoodie sitting with 2 dogs.
Apparently, unbeknownst to me, tin... | 6 | 24 | |
1629768368 | 1629768868 | t3_pad3ph | t5_2to41 | 8 | Bluesparc: She already knows lol
SomeRedShirt: Right, but she just found her pics on his PC. He should acknowledge that to her, like verbally.
Bluesparc: Did I disagree with that?
SomeRedShirt: I don't know if you did or not, tbh.
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1629767331 | 1629770156 | t3_pad5be | t5_2to41 | 70 | bralma6: TIFU by declining the doctors offer for pain meds after getting stitches.
This fuck up happened 2 and a half years ago.
I recently started working a new job and the current offices were under construction, so the company rented these trailers that were out in the parking lot for us. After 4 months, the offic... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1629768633 | 1629772619 | t3_padhnu | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ambitious-Concern256: How did your religious Muslim dad read your erotic writing and not immediately try to arrange a marriage for you back in your home country?
[deleted]: We're both Americans born and raised... and not sure what an arranged marriage has to do with anything, esp.... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1629766369 | 1630039761 | t3_pacvw4 | t5_2to41 | 33 | zombienugget: Tifu by not checking my shopping bags
So my city banned plastic shopping bags a year or so back and I have a bag of assorted reusable and non-reusable shopping bags I’ve accumulated over the time. At the grocery store right around the 5 o’clock rush (the only time this store is ever busy) only two checko... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1629771806 | 1630050174 | t3_paecc0 | t5_2to41 | 34 | blue4029: TIFU by shaving my pubes with scissors
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Reverberer: Know your pain dude did this once many years ago back when I was at uni... You only do it once ha ha
Papazolaxoxo: This happened thrice with me.
I am extra unlucky I guess lol.
Reverberer: Ok... Most of the time you'll do it once unless you like th... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1629768297 | 1630111959 | t3_padeka | t5_2to41 | 26 | EvilWhiteChristian: TIFU by unknowingly creeping on a very nice girl, due to my arm falling asleep and my incognizance of how non-verbal communication and body language works.
This is my first post ever here, so I read all the rules and hope I do this right.
Setting up the scene:
So, one of my very good friends wa... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1629773161 | 1629850395 | t3_paep5f | t5_2to41 | 59 | Lord_Jefe: TIFU by intentionally eating something I know will make bad things happen
OK, this is still in the process of happening. And FYI, this involves shit - but it’s not one of the usual “I shit myself today” stories. There is, however, a *lot* of juvenile shit jokes - Like a shit ton of them, & a re... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1629773579 | 1629845325 | t3_paet4j | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my spit as lube
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Lord_Jefe: So basically, you got jalapeños on your personal chalupa
_IAAI_: Don't give Taco Bell ideas.
NukaColaRiley: cursed content
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1629774454 | 1629774841 | t3_paf1fv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU when my son said he was watching inappropriate cartoons in class.
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the-ally-cat: I was, but if I posted something in another reddit and people read through my search history, they’d recognize the discrepancy in this post (since I can’t have kids and I’m disabled) 😂 but ... | 3 | 6 | |
1629775369 | 1629775935 | t3_paf9wp | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Paulik87: Overthinking it dude.... no ink ran and stained a car..... even if it ran you must not understand how vehicle finishes work..... I can't imagine this is what goes on in people's minds but here we are...wow.
DaddySpecial420: Dude, your brutal honesty there is seriously is... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1629774269 | 1629777428 | t3_paezrm | t5_2to41 | 13 | Wdrussell1: TIFU - By trying to heat up some ham... and ruined most of it.
Its not late but I mean who can turn down some sugar maple ham at 930/10pm? I got the freshly cut (Sunday) ham from the fridge and put a few pieces in a cold pan. I had put my instant pot on my stove because i had cleaned the inner pot and wante... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1629776803 | 1629988174 | t3_pafmwn | t5_2to41 | 92 | Dependent-Course-299: TIFU: I dropped my phone in the toilet (:
I dropped my phone in the toilet.
I stood up and the stupid thing slipped right out of my pocket. Luckily the toilet wasn't used, but it's still pretty nasty. Obviously I'm keeping the phone, since it seems to work fine. But I don't think I will ever look ... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1629777952 | 1629857384 | t3_pafx8c | t5_2to41 | 1,508 | Timeline40: TIFU by leaving my Chairman Mao Honorary Plaque displayed in my room when my girlfriend came over
Some backstory: I'm American, and in sixth grade, I went with a tour group to China. I knew nothing about the country, the language, or the history, and bought a bunch of souvenirs, which was just random, usele... | 10 | 150.8 | |
1629781143 | 1629898964 | t3_pago4u | t5_2to41 | 388 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GondorfTheG: Is your cat able to retract it's claws while wearing the nail caps? If not I'd suggest not using them anymore, they can cause extreme stress.
PocketsMind: Yes they can, thats the entire point of clawcaps. A non-abusive alternative to declawing.
GondorfTheG: Why get a ... | 10 | 38.8 | |
1629780997 | 1629782581 | t3_pagmxw | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing my feelings to my boyfriend's sister
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FlorinaFortescueRC: The title made me think you confessed to having feelings for her.
Anxious-Figure-337: Same
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1629780216 | 1629790899 | t3_pagglv | t5_2to41 | 37 | Positive_Site9421: TIFU by getting caught jerking off by my mother
Hello everyone, it's not actually a TIFU but, it's instead one day I fucked it up really bad.
Well, when I was younger, I'd say around 13-14, I was fond of watching satellite TV channels, I'd spend a lot of time in front of them, discovering new conten... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1629785408 | 1629794226 | t3_pahl6y | t5_2to41 | 22 | Previous-Ebb-5494: TIFU by sending a terrible photo
This is a throwaway account because I won't even dare to have this embarrassment on my main.
Okay context: I've been half flirting half sexting one of my guy friends for months. (I am female) I started taking photos of myself and sending them so we could work on my... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1629788926 | 1629853207 | t3_paiami | t5_2to41 | 154 | FergieOfficial: tifu by biting my screen
This was literally 3 hours ago.
I own a very, very, *very* slow Kindle Fire. It's in nice shape, just kind of old.
Well, tonight, it was running extremely slowly. I mean, kicking me out of apps and turning itself off slowly.
Like any *sane* person would do, I bit the corner of... | 6 | 25.666667 | |
1629789711 | 1629790998 | t3_paig4m | t5_2to41 | 17 | Brilliant-Network-28: TIFU by leaving my phone behind
So, I am writing this 30 minutes later, my fingers hurting.
I decided to cut my hair at the barbers' today. Since it is only 2 minutes away by walking from my apartment, I decided to leave my phone behind and just took 100 INR ($1.50).
A bit about my apartment b... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1629793678 | 1629831380 | t3_paj6ou | t5_2to41 | 135 | notbased911: TIFU by buying moisture-wicking boxers
So my whole life I’ve been wearing cotton or cotton blend boxer briefs. They just work best for me and the boys downstairs. I was running low so I decided I would treat myself to a new pack of Calvin Kleins (never bought those before only Hanes)
Well besides the fa... | 6 | 22.5 | |
1629794206 | 1629794401 | t3_pajacl | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by ejaculating in the living room around my relatives
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AnaKk1N: she already knows
kipha01: Hahahaa 😂
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1629796252 | 1629820099 | t3_pajo7q | t5_2to41 | 988 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing a stray dog
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Ok-Letterhead-5181: My cat got killed this way but it wasnt me that killed it, it was my neighbor
MarcheSpirit: Why was your cat on the street?
It was your neighbor but you are responsible
The-Honorary-Conny: No one is responsible, some cats are fine spending their life... | 7 | 141.142857 | |
1629804646 | 1629931625 | t3_palglg | t5_2to41 | 977 | splashymothtv: TIFU by trying to be responsible for myself.
So this actually happened yesterday. I have been at home recovering from covid for the past week. I think I'm cursed.
Fuck up #1: My WiFi randomly stopped working. Since I am a film student all of my homework has to be handed in on an online portal. I contact... | 11 | 88.818182 | |
1629805331 | 1629860194 | t3_palmp5 | t5_2to41 | 9,605 | [deleted]: TIFU by moaning while masturbating without knowing my brother was home.
So, I jerk off a lot when I get really stressed and I live in an apartment with my parents and my brother and it's exam month. So, that particular day I did it 4 times and I moan like a girl really loudly when I cum with a finger up my a... | 13 | 738.846154 | |
1629806343 | 1629880595 | t3_palviw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my wife of 20 years with my 22 year old coworker and being found out.
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ThrowAlieAway: If you had not been caught, would you regret it?
govofficialakian: No
ThrowAlieAway: Well that was honest
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1629806731 | 1629851543 | t3_palz89 | t5_2to41 | 3,723 | Dreddit795: TIFU by going for an eyebrow embroidery session
Context: F, 26, from a very conservative Asian household. You can imagine the amount of scrutiny I receive from my parents, especially my mum because she's a very traditional Asian parent. This means no smoking, skimpy outfits, tattoos. Had to have good grades... | 10 | 372.3 | |
1629808418 | 1629840274 | t3_pamf2r | t5_2to41 | 287 | rananana_ab: TIFU by talking about CRYMAX
Tl;dr - An fwb burst into tears after she had an orgasm, I told her it's okay and it's more common than she might think.
So a long time FWB and I hooked up after a few months, I had been keeping it in my pants, courtesy of the pandemic. She's also been having a hard time deal... | 8 | 35.875 | |
1629817820 | 1629820432 | t3_pap91y | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU because I decided to hurt my brothers ego
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Soockamasook: I have a brother with anger issues, but not that much. Mine is unofficially diagnosed as a sociopath, so tell me if it rings a bell :
- Doesn’t respect social norms or laws. Theyconsistently break laws or overstep social boundaries.
-... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1629817761 | 1629819405 | t3_pap8ed | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a homeless man £10
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Bee_Gorl23: How what that a fuck up?? Its 10 dollars dude
DiligentCredit4: So it's not bad?
Bee_Gorl23: No, its just 10 dollars. He might have gone to the homeless shelter, he might have done somthing else. But at the end of the day (im assuming) you could live wit... | 6 | 2 | |
1629818322 | 1629832607 | t3_papeqt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PrincessBundtCake: Was in a similar situation except I'm an American working among the British.
How many times I've heard people going off about Americans and how rubbish they/we are.
I usually just give them a stare and then say something while I watch their faces change once t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1629914005 | 1629927054 | t3_pbeuk9 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Dschuncks: Private corporation. Not a free speech issue.
Now, if you went and made your own website to spread stupid conspiracy theories in and the government took it down, then you might have a free speech argument.
Live-Ear-2686: It is a free speech issue.
Censorship is censorship and it doesn't matter whether it's... | 33 | 1.575758 | |
1630069869 | 1630085835 | t3_pckibs | t5_2to41 | -1 | Bman0921: It's so strange to see people in support of censorship
Vaenyr: Not all kinds of censorship is bad. Do you think people should be able to scream "fire!" in a theater? I don't. I also don't want people to share dangerous lies on reddit. It's quite simple.
-_IZ_US_-: Do you have anything you'd like to see censor... | 18 | -0.055556 | |
1630084156 | 1630087887 | t3_pcrk52 | t5_2to41 | 566 | da_who: TIFU by Googling Anal on a Web Conference
This happened around 2 months ago. Held a team meeting via GMeet for around 8 folks working under me. We're in the ad industry and as the host of the meeting, I was supposed to show some reports, etc etc on some dashboard to prove a point.
Well you guys know how the a... | 4 | 141.5 | |
1630085617 | 1630121846 | t3_pcs17f | t5_2to41 | 26,609 | Biriuk1337: TIFU by not wrapping up with a towel after my shower
TIFU by not wrapping up with a towel after my shower
Obligatory this happened yesterday. No throwaway account; just need to own it.
I had just come home from work after a particularly hectic and busy day. Usually I’m a “take-a-shower-before-bed” kind ... | 13 | 2,046.846154 | |
1630087140 | 1630126674 | t3_pcsiwm | t5_2to41 | 100 | Ok_Challenge_270: TIFU by accidentally violating title ix (maybe)
(this happened two days ago, will update as I receive them)
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So, I'm currently attending a community college, just getting some gen ed's out of the way and trying to raise my grade, and I felt like a good way to do that and get my GPA up wa... | 8 | 12.5 | |
1630087962 | 1630090929 | t3_pcssqz | t5_2to41 | 87 | Stark371: TIFU by sending my father in law a shirtless video of me flexing
This is embarrassing as hell and I have been thinking about this all day.
To preface this post, my wife and I moved from the US last year to my wife’s native country in Europe. Since then I have been trying to learn the language but my underst... | 3 | 29 | |
1630088750 | 1630091084 | t3_pct1sp | t5_2to41 | 226 | NecessaryAfternoon21: TIFU by taking my dog for an extra walk.
Today I fucked up by taking my dog for an extra walk.
Yesterday, technically, needed to go pick up something from a friend who lives a 10 minute walk from my house.
I decided to take my Great Dane, Behemoth, with me. I figured he would enjoy an extra wa... | 4 | 56.5 | |
1630089201 | 1630115472 | t3_pct70u | t5_2to41 | 20 | Throwawaysexpillow: TIFU by fucking a pillow
My friend, today I fucked up. Well, a week ago I fucked up, but you know. Anyway, onto the story. I know what you're expecting, and let me tell you, it's so much worse then that. Okay, I'm a horny teenager, and I've got the hots for my sister in law; And my hormones are mak... | 9 | 2.222222 | |
1630091227 | 1630094260 | t3_pctuf1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a 20oz bottle of Mct oil
The story begins with me trying to get back in shape after covid lockdown and changing my diet.
I bought a bottle of MCT oil to mix into my coffee in the mornings and give my brain a little boost.
I am also a thirsty individual and I keep a bottle or thermos of wate... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1630091877 | 1630095341 | t3_pcu1we | t5_2to41 | 44 | Smirkydarkdude: TIFU By Slopping up my crotch multiple times and offending a nice young lady
Just got back from a trip to British Columbia. Whale watching Kayaking - wonderful. Except for my dirty crotch. Which may need some explaining.
The morning of our 2nd last day we stopped for a bit of breakfast - toast, baco... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1630092508 | 1630211967 | t3_pcu94x | t5_2to41 | 573 | sillybums: TIFU by asking my coworkers if they have a tasty butt
Like many others, I am currently working from home due to the pandemic which means I spend a significant amount of time in conference calls. The audio conferencing software we are using has a feature called "voice focus" which tries to filter out backgrou... | 8 | 71.625 | |
1630093731 | 1630597057 | t3_pcun8e | t5_2to41 | 25 | semiscintillation: Tifu by having period sex
So I was at a friend’s place yesterday and we were in the pool. I put a tampon in so I didn’t bleed in the pool right? So anyway we were talking and then the guy gave me a piggyback ride and everything was going really well and smoothly between us. He was carrying me around ... | 28 | 0.892857 | |
1630094565 | 1630129749 | t3_pcux0u | t5_2to41 | 674 | [deleted]: TIFU by being nice to customers
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k8_the_gr8_1-: Imo your actions would improve customer loyalty. Any money spent at the retail you work for is better than none. You add that extra something that turns a customer into a repeat client. :)
TheDamnedSpirit: This is corporate America and that hurts the b... | 5 | 134.8 | |
1630094795 | 1630119427 | t3_pcuzt8 | t5_2to41 | 28 | throwawaydumbass9120: TIFU by stealing my Dad's credit card to buy games.
Throwaway time, btw, this actually happened over a decade ago.
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You know that shit people say like "He stole his mother's credit card to buy robux". Well, I did that for real.
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When I was a kid me and each of my brothe... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1630093304 | 1630099848 | t3_pcuiao | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by draining the pipe on the yard, failing to spot my aunt sitting 3m away from me and flashing her a good, solid look of my junk.
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fucktheworld1977: Sounds like the beginning of the last porn I watched.
ShillBro: Way more fucking awkward irl. The cake is a lie
twistedorigin: Upvote for proper u... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1630096205 | 1630099576 | t3_pcvftz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by blocking my toilet by throwing a comic book inside it, and excrete immediately after
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Dentros1: You could have walked it to any public space that has a garbage can and throw it in there? Roll it up first or something if you are worried someone will see it.
Dentros1: As for removal, gloves a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1630098068 | 1630105650 | t3_pcw0vi | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being present and having to pee backwards
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polkcat: What good would a urinal do you if you don't know how to pee standing up?
BigBoi313: Its easier to watch a video while sitting down!
Rectal_Scattergun: Jesus, How long do you take to piss if you're watching videos?
BigBoi313: I drink a ... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1630099984 | 1630177785 | t3_pcwmsb | t5_2to41 | 143 | ClapThatTrap: TIFU going to my mom's house.
So a little backstory required: My parents got divorced last summer after a very unhappy 14 year marriage, my sister went to live with my mom, and I went to live with dad (I'm 21, my sister is 16.) We live less than a mile away from each other.
On to the fuck-up. I come over... | 4 | 35.75 | |
1630101297 | 1630103963 | t3_pcx1hj | t5_2to41 | 83 | KrissDell: TIFU by blasting porn on the porch
So most mornings when the weather permits I sit on the porch with my coffee and listen to the news and catch up on my podcasts. When I move back in the house I power off the bluetooth speaker out there and so goes my boring mornings.
Today my family was out and about on va... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1630099030 | 1630201028 | t3_pcwby0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcrobaticSource3: You probably made the Swede sad now that you will ghost him...maybe this blue Swede got hooked on a feeling, and is high on believing that you’re in love with him
Antique-Series-8330: Nice! lol
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1630102055 | 1630102612 | t3_pcx9ql | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a spicy peanut. A VERY spicy peanut.
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Down_To_My_Last_Fuck: Yogurt, sour cream, cream, milk..
Water does nothing.
Living sometimes feels like dying.
TMD_Swifty: Yeah I had nothing but water at school, so I had to suffer until lunch where I got like 2 cups of milk lmao.
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1630102974 | 1630112365 | t3_pcxjdt | t5_2to41 | 41 | Woastanovkize: TIFU by going train hopping and was almost sent to a mental hospital
This happened exactly one year ago. I wanted to go train hopping ever since I was a kid but didn't know how until I saw a YT video of some guy going from Jersey City to train tracks a few miles from where I live. So I took a bus to NYC ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1630104720 | 1630148008 | t3_pcy1i3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RandoCalrissian11: That sucks, but most travel is banned right now. Maybe next spring it’ll open
Atalantius: I totally agree that it was my fault not double-checking. But the web page literally didn’t mention the travel ban
RandoCalrissian11: The reason it may not be listed is bec... | 4 | 6 | |
1630107322 | 1630194787 | t3_pcysen | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my friend was a friend
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Keen_Eye_Eli: God damn, this reads like an anime MC in a harem.
>Edit: wait, how sure are you guys that she wants to pursue a romantic relationship with me? She’s never said anything before. I’ve always seen her as just a really really awesome friend, who... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1630109595 | 1639188144 | t3_pczex2 | t5_2to41 | 222 | Aragawaith: TIFU: My Old Job Used My Bank Account & Now I Owe The IRS 8K
As always, the obligatory this didn't happen today. It happened several years ago when I was young and dumb. I worked for a thrift store that sold items on eBay. They opened a new location and made me the manager. They had me set up a bank acc... | 8 | 27.75 | |
1630110551 | 1630152099 | t3_pcznob | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting how to work in an office
Like many of us, I have been working from home for the last 18 months or so. The company I work for has decided that all employees must come into the office at least 2x a week starting this week. My first day back was yesterday. When in the office, I received an em... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1630114131 | 1630117868 | t3_pd0kr1 | t5_2to41 | 48 | higaroth: TIFU by making a tangerine tart
Obligatory happened a couple days ago.
Mum came home the night before with some tangerines from work, said no one was going to eat them so dad and I could have them.
They weren't really to my taste so since I'm in a lockdown at the momeny anyway, I thought I'd try to bake f... | 3 | 16 | |
1630114609 | 1630116918 | t3_pd0pan | t5_2to41 | 220 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my dad "no".
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MissFoxyMulder: This hit me hard. My kids are in their teens and always pick friends over me. I smile and send them on their way and then sob in my room for hours. All I wants is minutes with them. I have so little time left.
FLTDI: I have young kids still, damn onions.... | 3 | 73.333333 | |
1630117271 | 1630162745 | t3_pd1dx4 | t5_2to41 | 478 | I_Need_To_TakeADump: Tifu by shitting my pants … twice
Obligatory this didn’t happen today but a few days ago. Also sorry for formatting typed this on a phone. TLDR at the bottom cause it’s kind of long.
So my morning routine is I get up brush my teeth take a shower and drive to school (I’m fully vaccinated and my col... | 6 | 79.666667 | |
1630119254 | 1630179014 | t3_pd1vjr | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DrMux: Just tell her something along the lines of "I've been thinking about what you said, and I think we should hang out [time, location]." I think you still have the green light, smooth talker.
BluebairyMuffins: The only thing about that is that I still hold fast to the idea of ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1630119810 | 1630174994 | t3_pd20kb | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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370HSSVVWI: Is she only mad that you’re watching it or is she mad that you’re lying about watching it?
You need to do a better job at hiding your shit - being careless like this means you are not really concerned with how she feels.
KinglyQueenOfCats: >You need to do a better... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1630120351 | 1630123459 | t3_pd25aw | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my friend was my sister and making her cry
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highoncrocin: am i the only one who thought it would turn into a full mad foursome or have i been watching too much
FappuccinoWithCream: Damn you were going straight to foursome I was thinking a threesome. But nah yeah, we been watching to... | 3 | 5 | |
1630135024 | 1630166615 | t3_pd5ayy | t5_2to41 | 617 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ZDarkAngelXVI: Ask his fiance or something, if you can
SandPractical8245: See, I considered that, but then I thought that if I was going to ask her I might as well just ask him myself because we all know she’d tell him lol how do you casually say “hey friend. Remember a couple yea... | 9 | 68.555556 | |
1630134915 | 1630253663 | t3_pd5a6j | t5_2to41 | 2,073 | BlitzXCV: TIFU by offering good customer service and getting myself and many others pepper sprayed
I am a Manager for a big box retailer whose philosophy is that good customer service is the best deterrent to theft. This happened at about 9pm pst last night.
It was a very busy night tonight and the cashiers were havin... | 10 | 207.3 | |
1630137279 | 1630159604 | t3_pd5pw3 | t5_2to41 | 6,067 | Andrewrost: TIFU by telling my cousin her and her friend they could sleep In my tent because they were scared.
TL;DR at the end
This happened about 9 years or so ago but effects me to this day.
Back story to paint a better picture.
I never met my biological father.
He was killed by his girlfriends son and then hi... | 11 | 551.545455 | |
1630142484 | 1630151205 | t3_pd6oc2 | t5_2to41 | 107 | imnotjotarokujo: TIFU by setting my medication alarm to Jotaro Kujo’s theme
So, I have to take medication. Said medication gives me extremely low libido, so I basically go months without jerking it. I take said medication every day at the same time, and to make myself a little more enthusiastic about it, I set the alar... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1630143264 | 1630176048 | t3_pd6ta4 | t5_2to41 | 36 | OnceAStudent__: TIFU by offering "favours" to a co-worker
TIFU by asking my co-worker for help.
For an activity at my job, I was tasked with creating a music mash-up, a video mash-up with steps to the songs' dances, and putting these together.
Now my job does not involve doing anything like this usually, so I was... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1630149721 | 1630150552 | t3_pd81zk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Active-Subject267: I'm sure he had a good laugh with your mom
barhrun: She's still asleep, I'm just waiting to see if it'll get brought up in the morning
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1630150373 | 1630194114 | t3_pd86vh | t5_2to41 | 15,190 | MyMoneyOurMoney: TIFU: "Winning" the lottery, losing from friends and ending up worse off
Hey reddit, I didn't think I'll be seeing you here.
I want to bring people up to date first. I made this asccount to find legal advice over a situation I had about lottery winnings.
Me (22M) and 3 of my friends who I lived wi... | 18 | 843.888889 | |
1630154020 | 1630208592 | t3_pd8z3f | t5_2to41 | 58 | tifuthrwyacct: TIFU by accusing my future (overweight) MIL of eating an entire stick of butter.
Obligatory: This was my fiancé, not me. I’m the daughter of future MIL. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
They were eating without me as I had gone to bed early, and I thought everything was fine. Boy was I wrong.
App... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1630157467 | 1630158449 | t3_pd9tdy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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St_Tommy96: 🤣 if this was in the U.K. OP would be like 14, hope you’re good man. Hangovers are not the one.
420_80085_69: Sounds like a normal Tuesday to me! In reality I think in America I would be considered an alcoholic but in England it’s just being sociable
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1630159313 | 1630179298 | t3_pdab46 | t5_2to41 | 220 | John-Whipy727: Tifu by not combing my curly hair for a month
For the past month I (15M) didn't take care of my hair because in Europe it's still summer vacation, so I didn't care about how I looked since I'm not going outside anyways.
So today I just did what I usually do which is: waking up, brushing my teeth and pla... | 9 | 24.444444 | |
1630155852 | 1630162833 | t3_pd9eqa | t5_2to41 | 39 | trivletrav: TIFU by having a pen on my shirt
So as a carryover from my cooking days, and as what I consider a good habit in general: I always have a pen on me. Specifically, I have a pen clipped in between the top 3 buttons on my shirt. Yesterday I ran out of my standard issue ball-point "clicky" pen, and subbed in a c... | 3 | 13 | |
1630160317 | 1630228761 | t3_pdal2t | t5_2to41 | 591 | hufflehugs: TIFU by thinking cold foods make your throat close.
So, I’ve always loved ice cream. I ate it all the time as a kid when I was allowed to. Every Sunday, honestly starting not too long after my twin brother and I could walk, we would go swimming at the pool at our great grandmother’s house and eat ice cream ... | 6 | 98.5 | |
1630163844 | 1630214165 | t3_pdbmy2 | t5_2to41 | 20,096 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying a man's 10 year streak of alcohol sobriety
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hibroka: If he took a sip then stopped after realizing it was alcohol, he got a freelapse and should just talk about it in a meeting. If he kept drinking it that was on him and is in no way your fault.
Moo_Snukle: Coming from an alcoholi... | 19 | 1,057.684211 | |
1630166191 | 1630168113 | t3_pdcd0o | t5_2to41 | 16 | Potted_PlantYT: TIFU by ruining my best friend’s relationship with a (not so) terrible girl.
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Oh_eM_Ge: People doing things for others under the guise of "It's what's best for you" usually ends in disaster. Only you can decide what's best for you. In my humble opinion you overstepped your boundaries as a frien... | 4 | 4 | |
1630169889 | 1630242860 | t3_pddi59 | t5_2to41 | 13 | stinckyB: TIFU for recommending my 11 year old sister an anime that's not for her age.
My little sister, who is 11 years old got really into anime and liked the romance slice of life types like Toradora. So I thought to myself, that she may like Rent a girlfriend. I have always been careful with my recommendations, bei... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1630171876 | 1630200733 | t3_pde47z | t5_2to41 | 31 | iaras1234: TIFU by not closing my door
This happened just now and my emotions are torn between laughing and being embarrassed.
My mom doesn’t barge into my room ; she knocks. Even if my door is open she’ll knock or announce herself. HOWEVER, she didn’t do this.
I just got out of the shower and I was already listening... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1630173104 | 1630177302 | t3_pdehl1 | t5_2to41 | 77 | GundamKyriosX: TIFU by calling my wife Alexa.
Today my wife and I were enjoying the heavy rain by sitting in the car, parked at our local park, just listening to music and chatting while waiting for some Pokemon to show up on our radar.
Im really bad with memory. Like, I ask my wife to remember all little things like ... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1630174616 | 1630176116 | t3_pdey8d | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu and my mom old me the same
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VShadowOfLightV: I’m not an expert mover but like…. Don’t you find a new job and house BEFORE quitting and selling yours?…
neveralmost_A_winner: Found houses.. Found plenty of jobs... Problem was I needed the cash from the sale of mine to buy a house.
Couldn't rea... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
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BLD0102: I expected a different story. I thought you had stood in a giant dog turd with your new slippers and your foot was completely covered in shit.
kenny_McCormick-: HONESTLY that would’ve been worse because then the sandal would smell so bad it would’ve had to go in the garba... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
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heretobehelpfuI: Why did you type out the nword?
insearchofthetruth22: Im black fam
But ill change it for you
heretobehelpfuI: Why did you type out the full word? It’s clearly banned, you could get an infraction
Just say nword....?
wrcker: How white are you, for reference?
prome... | 13 | 6.153846 | |
1630181998 | 1630261313 | t3_pdh4ot | t5_2to41 | 328 | St1cky_N0_0dl3: TIFU by almost costing us £2 million with a coupon
Obligatory first time post, on phone etc.
This happened around 2 hours ago, as I type this, I'm waiting for my train home.
I work at Asda (UK version of Walmart) as a service host. Today I was on checkouts. As per my training, we learned the basics on ... | 8 | 41 | |
1630185555 | 1630191165 | t3_pdi6q5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | ianjosephgordon: TIFU by making chili
Hey y'all. Today I made a surprising discovery and a horrible mistake.
I will preface this by stating that my girlfriend (23) and I (23) live together, and we've been growing some food in the garden together. Tomatoes, jalapenos, bell peppers, and squash have been the only produ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1630186513 | 1630194545 | t3_pdiga4 | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting radiation in my room
So, some years ago i had taken some old alarm clock, dated from 1924 of my grandpa's house, i like it because it was so old and was just good for decorating the bookcase in my room.
Some years go by and i discover that dials of clocks where painted with radium in the ... | 6 | 17.5 |
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