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1630544577 | 1631194356 | t3_pg7bdi | t5_2to41 | 25 | Coonassgamer: TIFU by joking explaining to my best friend what a pedicure was
tldr; Jokingly told my friend that a pedicure was when you went to someone who would suck your toes.
So this is a TIFU like most that happened a long time ago when I was in the sixth grade. One of those ones where you are laying in bed try... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1630546634 | 1630593327 | t3_pg7wc2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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fliguana: Only 24 feet long? Pathetic!
Impressive-Noise1092: "u/fligiana can you stay after the zoom"
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1630550531 | 1630592149 | t3_pg8zd3 | t5_2to41 | 1,045 | ProfDeuce: Tifu by showing titties in my presentation, whoops
Today was spent preparing for one of my biggest presentations and grades of my college career. I was in a conference room about to give my presentation, setting things up and got my computer plugged in with the presentation up. I had my back turned away from... | 8 | 130.625 | |
1630550355 | 1630706913 | t3_pg8xmi | t5_2to41 | 31 | lesliewho: TIFU by not drinking water before a blood draw
CW for blood and needle phobias, in case that wasn't clear from the title.
I used to be able to donate blood like a champ in high school and college. Then in my early twenties, I started passing out when donating blood or having my blood drawn. It sucked, but ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1630551267 | 1630649849 | t3_pg96db | t5_2to41 | 5,627 | smashmikehunt: TIFU by shitting my Girlfriends pants
So me (M26) and my partner (F27) recently went on a road trip/holiday up the coast of Western Australia and then in land to some awesome gorges (Karijini National Park, a must see if you visit WA)
We were traveling with a few friends and spent our nights at carav... | 10 | 562.7 | |
1630551811 | 1630603345 | t3_pg9bsm | t5_2to41 | 1,217 | beepbeepdozap: TIFU by not setting a voicemail code, changing my life
Today my girlfriend accidentally sent a long voicemail to a work peer by butt dialing. We wanted to see how much our conversation over the 5 minute voicemail he could have possibly heard. We said some pretty personal things within those 5 minutes. S... | 6 | 202.833333 | |
1630552594 | 1630553128 | t3_pg9jgq | t5_2to41 | 48 | theonelastchance: TIFU by leaving an expired card on Amazon Prime
Okay, so here's a story- Amazon can and will charge credit cards, no matter if they are expired or not, for prime memberships. I had not been using Prime much as late, and had kind of forgotten about it. Turns out, they weren't able to charge the car... | 3 | 16 | |
1630553338 | 1630554708 | t3_pg9qm6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking up my life forever
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make_t0tal_destr0y: Wait until they find out about heroin withdrawal.
EntasaurusWrecked: I used to work in a rehab, and it was common to hear the residents say it was easier to kick heroin than cigarettes
sandeejs: Thats what my patients getting clean would say, ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1630551323 | 1630594958 | t3_pg96x5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | EnlightingWave: TIFU by being responsible for the desth of my parrot
Quich background:
So a indian green parrot was flying around my house one day. It s was unusually friendly and responded to us giving food.
Its wont leave so we kept him. He was friendly with everyone until one day fatyer cliped his wings while i w... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1630556205 | 1630563243 | t3_pgahmi | t5_2to41 | 7 | Glarder: tifu by jerking off in a school zone
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Raider-61: Seems like an easy way to get 3 free meals daily courtesy of the Government.
Glarder: i already get 3 free meals daily courtesy of my mom. i know i dont have a job but i don’t believe in welfare or unemployment benefits so im refusing them because im no... | 7 | 1 | |
1630557688 | 1630560436 | t3_pgauxx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking cbc cigarettes
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vesperzen: Smoking CBD cigs isn't edgy, it's silly. Smoke meth.
gzlovesyou: This guy
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1630562064 | 1630586736 | t3_pgbuhd | t5_2to41 | 1,925 | wee-duckling: TIFU by forgetting to put on panties
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rudnat: I once forgot to wear boxers when getting tailored for a suit. I just bought some in the store.
NerdHerder77: I've also done this before. It's nice to know I'm not alone. That being said, going commando while wearing a Kilt is so liberating.
Bert_Th... | 7 | 275 | |
1630562373 | 1630565223 | t3_pgbwsi | t5_2to41 | 16 | Substantial-Dick: TIFU by trusting a friend's dog and getting circumsized.
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mrhockey54: Pics
Substantial-Dick: My dick's in bandages
slurs818: Ahahahah I'm sorry but that sounded funny ...
Sorry for laughing
mrhockey54: OP your post history…what is this fantasy
HollywoodHoedown: That was… weird. Homie is real ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1630564736 | 1630606296 | t3_pgcey1 | t5_2to41 | 200 | ThisLookInfectedToYa: TIFU by permanently deleting my Master's Thesis
Tonight actually, not a week ago, or a year ago.. about 55 minutes ago.
I was shuffling some documents and files from old HDDs, thumb drives and memory cards and came across an old Western Digital eide 120gb hdd. After getting the hdd dock to work... | 6 | 33.333333 | |
1630566711 | 1630570776 | t3_pgctd3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | personifiedmuse: TIFU- I(22f) gave my number to a guy.
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shadesofwolves: ... So he hasn't done anything wrong, hasn't pestered you, hasn't said anything untoward and you've already written it off as a bad decision?
Kcardwelljr: If she didn’t actually want to give him her number it can be a mistake on her part w... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1630569897 | 1630570330 | t3_pgdfq6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Pushandcarry: TIFU through repeated use of a dirty fleshlight.
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schooner-of-old: You’re an idiot and I hate you for posting this
Pushandcarry: Just please don’t report it or take it down just yet I need more people to insult me and to have this become a memory that causes me to fix myself
Cobbington: You need ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1630570461 | 1630571600 | t3_pgdjln | t5_2to41 | 13 | sharptonality: TIFU by taking legal meth before bed instead of a sleep aid
Back in January, I was diagnosed with moderate to sever depression. Not shocking given the isolation and current state of the country, as well as having just witnessed the shame and horror (from my personal opinion/perspective) of Jan 6. I live... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1630573673 | 1630584298 | t3_pge5id | t5_2to41 | 90 | TearsInMyHennessey: TIFU by shoving my head in a woman's ass in front of my girlfriend
This happened yesterday at a wellness center. My girlfriend (20) and I (21) our school started this week and felt like sweating out our stress at the sauna. It was our first time in our lives, so we were already stressing out about t... | 3 | 30 | |
1630579171 | 1630582578 | t3_pgfa5f | t5_2to41 | 173 | marquecz: TIFU by checking the temperature of caramel with my finger
I was making caramel and at one moment I put the pan out of the stove to prepare some other things. As I returned to the pan, I wanted to check whether the caramel was the right temperature so I could continue working with it or whether I had to heat ... | 3 | 57.666667 | |
1630582555 | 1630583107 | t3_pgg2eb | t5_2to41 | 19 | on_a_fvck_up_streak: TIFU by misunderstood what my teacher asked and now things aren't looking for me at school.
As you a can see from my username, I was on a fuckup streak since 2 days ago. I won't tell you the other fuckup since the worst and the most damaging fuckup happened yesterday morning. I created this account... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1630582967 | 1630593910 | t3_pgg62l | t5_2to41 | 4,325 | SNIP3RG: TIFU by kicking a door into my unconscious wife’s head
Obligatory “this wasn’t actually today,” but I had to give it some time to progress from “scary event” to “funny story I get shit for.”
My wife and I caught a certain illness. This was before the vaccine, and, being healthcare workers, was somewhat expect... | 7 | 617.857143 | |
1630583862 | 1630617612 | t3_pgge1v | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dandel1on99: I’m also surprised she didn’t dump you. I would have if I was in her position.
RobertAlbers: Whoa
Sweet_Aggressive: The man took a HUGE risk by knowing the other person in the car was exposed and still exposing himself and his girlfriend. He knew what he was doing and... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1630585819 | 1630622318 | t3_pggwyr | t5_2to41 | 52,321 | QueenAnne89: TIFU by ruining my boyfriends proposal he had been planning for 3 years
So this happened last night and I still feel so bad that I figured this out.
My (32f) and my boyfriend (31m) have been together for 3 years as of yesterday. Lately we have been talking a lot about getting married and starting a famil... | 13 | 4,024.692308 | |
1630587008 | 1630589690 | t3_pgh8j1 | t5_2to41 | 99 | InfinitesimalEgo: TIFU by having The Office on in the background when compiling an important report.
I am about to complete a management program in a prestigious business school. I’ve been working hard over the past two weeks to submit my project thesis, of which, after several iterations, my project mentor approved t... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1630588612 | 1630596671 | t3_pghp5d | t5_2to41 | 27 | _fat_santa: TIFU by spilling tea at a Waffle House
TL;DR: Knocked over an iced tea dispenser at a Waffle House, friends had to bribe the staff to not call the cops.
This fuck up happened about 3 years ago.
One Saturday night me and a few of my mates go out to the club. Standard club degeneracy ensues and we walk out ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1630592474 | 1630593079 | t3_pgiv9g | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by FaceTiming a cute girl from the Philippines
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sovietshoelaces: And I thought I was the stupidest man alive. I mean at least ya parents didn’t have to see ya jerkin it in HD
vitafortisnk: Depending on the internet speed, maybe it'll be 480P and more bearable.
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1630594207 | 1630618569 | t3_pgjekb | t5_2to41 | 49 | toilet__water: TIFU by not getting vaccinated
About a month or so ago I found a bat in my house that was flying around my stairwell. I quickly opened my front door and it flew outside. I was confident I never had contact with it, but friends and family told me I should go to the hospital anyway to get the rabies vaccin... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1630596011 | 1630739090 | t3_pgk03f | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FuIIofDETERMINATION: Your dad’s an asshole.
aivlysplath: Yeah he’s really got a problem with understanding emotions or something.
Umpire_Effective: Honestly traumatizing
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1630595684 | 1630638014 | t3_pgjw4e | t5_2to41 | 63 | MonsieurSweetPea: TIFU by accidentally texting my company about screwing the life out of my boss...
Yesterday, my husband and I talked about a funny story I never shared publicly. He teased me to post it on Reddit, so here it goes.
This... is going to be a long one, so hold on tight. Im a 28yo gay man (important in th... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1630598236 | 1630599250 | t3_pgkpci | t5_2to41 | 18 | Substantial-Dick: TIFU by hitting a fat dab on my friend's grandma.
I went to a family lunch at a friend's grandma's house earlier today as he didn't want to go alone. Arriving there we were greeted by his uncle. Upon entering, we greet his family members and his grandma.
After eating, we hung out at the living room w... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1630598519 | 1630670558 | t3_pgkstd | t5_2to41 | 624 | stubbs_mcgee: TIFU by packing an extra prosthetic foot in my carry on bag
I packed my water foot in my bag because I’m going to the lake on my vacation. Flying as an amputee is already an adventure. I always get patted down & then tested for explosives because my prosthesis lights up their machines.
I went throug... | 5 | 124.8 | |
1630600329 | 1630669744 | t3_pgle1t | t5_2to41 | 46 | assistauncepls: TIFU by leaving my coworker a card
At my company, when an employee is exiting, usually their managers or department heads start a goodbye card for them for everyone to sign. I was told of my coworker's last day so I could offboard them and they do not have a department head/manager in house due to short... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1630601037 | 1630612532 | t3_pglmcl | t5_2to41 | 36 | riamomo: TIFU by telling a customer to put it in deeper.
TIFU by telling a customer to “put it in deeper”
So.... the pin pads at my job are picky. They will leave maybe half a centimeter of space that the card chip need to “click” into before it starts reading.
This usually results in customer asking if the pad is ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1630601234 | 1630628310 | t3_pgloql | t5_2to41 | 1,198 | MintyFreshPuss: TIFU by putting toothpaste on my vagina
DON'T. MAKE. DECISIONS. WHILE. HORNY.
Throwaway because dignity or w/e.
SO I'm into kink. I'm pretty open about it and know what I like and my limits as well. I'm also always experimenting with new things. Today this backfired horribly.
Today after waking up I ... | 6 | 199.666667 | |
1630603854 | 1630604234 | t3_pgmkw2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an ice cream shop a picture of me and a rifle.
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wordmachine1: Coulda been fixed, still could, by just saying it was a mistake
RisingBasilisk: Yeah literally just say you meant to send that to your mom to show her the rifle I don't understand
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1630604471 | 1630605925 | t3_pgms0j | t5_2to41 | 38 | airmind97: TIFU by tearing my "banjo string"
So, this happened two nights ago, although it started a week or so ago.
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So my gf and I had some sexy time like a week and a half ago or so and at the end we noticed my little friend down there was covered in some blood, she thought it was something related to... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1630605477 | 1630611163 | t3_pgn3h5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | phoenixbbs: TIFU hiding a used condom
A "hide it in something" idea blew up on me not long after I bought my first house.
I tried to be discreet and dropped a used condom into a balloon so it was out of view, which went into a plastic bag which was tied up, then into a wheelie bin (in the UK most houses are given 4 fe... | 5 | 4 | |
1630605783 | 1630606248 | t3_pgn752 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU not vacuuming and chasing my cat’s dingleberries
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ohokaythen666: Dingleberries are not poop, it’s the cats scrotum.
emphase: A dingleberry is a term for a small piece of poop clinging to the butt of a human or animal.
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1630610453 | 1630614286 | t3_pgoqjb | t5_2to41 | 11 | morderkaine: TIFU by trying to fix my GFs project
So my GF has been working on refinishing an antique secretary desk, and after installing new little basic locks for the side doors she discovered the hole for the new locks bar doesn’t line up so the locks won’t lock. To me this seemed like an easy fix, and it looked li... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1630613191 | 1630614830 | t3_pgpm76 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying out my dry cleaner’s delivery option
There’s a TL;DR at the end so don’t worry, but this is long…
So basically I am a furry. It’s just for fun, it’s not anything sexual or anything like most other furries (though I have wanted to try that out). I think it might be an identity thing, I really ... | 4 | 4 | |
1630612759 | 1630667493 | t3_pgpgye | t5_2to41 | 97 | Bigsam411: TIFU by doing the Paqui One chip challenge on a mostly empty stomach,
For those of you who are unaware of the [Paqui One Chip Challenge](https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/) its basically the spiciest single tortilla chip ever made. It comes by itself in fancy package for like $6.99 and is overall great mark... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1630614938 | 1630660236 | t3_pgq6ik | t5_2to41 | 77 | PokeChampMarx: TIFU By napping on the side of the highway
This actually happening in 2017 but I am new to this sub and like this story.
So at the time I was working a full time job and a part time job 3 days a week. On my days with shifts at both jobs I would be going for like 13 hours. It was tough. Also the places ... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1630617665 | 1630766228 | t3_pgr1jg | t5_2to41 | 116 | awlesslay: TIFU by laughing like a super villain for years as a kid
Obligatory not today but years ago. Formatting on mobile too. This story isn’t as severe as some of the others here but I thought I’d share anyways.
Anyways when I was a kid I thought the way villains in games and shows laughed was really cool and funn... | 4 | 29 | |
1630618596 | 1630620629 | t3_pgr936 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my car to a backyard mechanic
Obligatory this started a few months ago but I am experiencing the consequences today. I (19F) have terrible luck with tires and car ownership in general. I also have a general distrust of all mechanics everywhere, even other women because it is so easy and border... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1630617548 | 1630692568 | t3_pgr0ef | t5_2to41 | 14 | Firebyte1: TIFU by deleting 6 years worth of data
It is friday, 12AM as I am writing this and desperately attempting to recover my data.
I have grown to hate Windows 10 over the years due to the numerous issues it had caused me and due to the fact that I have to wait 10 minutes in order for me to be able to do anythin... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1630625363 | 1630626084 | t3_pgta6d | t5_2to41 | 108 | Depressed-Catnip: TIFU by ordering Pizza Hut and then getting to listen to a man sing an Opera about pizza for 2 hours.
I am almost dead broke, but I was tired of eating ramen so I decided to splurge my last $30 on Pizza Hut. I work at a hospital and cant leave to go get anything incase an emergency arises so I submitt... | 4 | 27 | |
1630625461 | 1630702253 | t3_pgtb9b | t5_2to41 | 18 | jaegee0000: TIFU by giving my kid hand me downs.
This technically started about a year ago, but I’m just now realizing how much I’ve messed up. I’ve got two kiddos, (4 and 1); when my oldest was born we offered her pacifiers for comfort, but she was never interested so off they went to storage. Fast forward three and h... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1630626485 | 1630627594 | t3_pgtlo9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Janex4444: TIFU by telling my crush I'll come to her wedding ceremony
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shadesofwolves: You know her better than we do. Without more information nobody can honestly tell you what you did wrong besides her.
Janex4444: That's a fair point
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1630629030 | 1630671904 | t3_pguae1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my belly button electrocuted while trying to rescue a drowning dog
This actually happened when I was fifteen, but I've wanted to share it for a while, purely because it was just so weird to experience.
In the UK, we had quite bad floods over a decade ago, especially in and around Yorkshire.... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1630630738 | 1631593716 | t3_pguqc6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | anonblah2: TIFU flirting turned proposition
so this literally happening while I write this and I think I may have fucked up.....so anyway I was complaining about some expensive precision tools that I had to buy and she made the comment "small and expensive we have something in common XD XD XD" to which me being the sma... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1630634739 | 1630695040 | t3_pgvsmz | t5_2to41 | 6 | CaptainMarvelBest: TIFU by forgetting a mask when going to the store
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Ripneezy: What is wrong with people. First guess, you're an American woman... secondly, you worry way too much about other people and what you think they are thinking about you. You are not that important for a start.
CaptainMarvelBest: You'... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1630635266 | 1630668785 | t3_pgvxyq | t5_2to41 | 17 | The_Funky_Rocha: TIFU by reading American Psycho
The only form of media that can really bring me genuine fear now is books, probably because everything is happening in my imagination and not in front of me.
Yesterday I didn't have anything to do because of the weather so I decided to read American Psycho because it ha... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1630637396 | 1630760249 | t3_pgwhx5 | t5_2to41 | 57,878 | throwawayacc78883fy: TIFU by finding a hidding message years later.
Five Years ago, there was this cute girl, in my tennis club. She was very shy and would barely talk.
Her Bestfriend kept telling me that she likes me, but I never believed her, and since the girl would always avoid talking to me I didn't even bother t... | 12 | 4,823.166667 | |
1630638926 | 1631183082 | t3_pgwwey | t5_2to41 | 51 | quincywhatthe-fuck: TIFU by asking my wife if she wanted to see a doctor
TIFU by asking my wife if she needed to see a doctor
This just happened. I wish I used better words. My (M34) wife (F30) is usually a very good driver. She misses a few exits when we are on the freeway sometimes but everyone does. Lately she has ... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1630656327 | 1630674762 | t3_pgww92 | t5_2to41 | 49 | nunziantimo: Probably the girl isn't talking about MotoGP racer or Superbike Racers, but those American motorbike acrobats that wear funny costumes and the American flag and fly over with their bikes?
I don't know why when she said costume and motorbike racer, that's what I tought
aesemon: Erm, they clearly state they... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1630643089 | 1630693302 | t3_pgxz52 | t5_2to41 | 61 | HowMuchDidIDrink: TIFU by getting fired from my job and still showed up and pretended like nothing ever happened
TL:DR at the bottom. This happened a few days ago
I was working as a cook at one of those pasta restaurants in the US, doing a pretty good job, but didn't really give a shit.
One night I got into a fight w... | 11 | 5.545455 | |
1630645629 | 1630647823 | t3_pgyjw9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rootbrian_: That happened when my brother completely RUINED (and made a huge mess) by not putting the top on the blender. It turned into a **massive tornado** and you know the rest. Water got inside the control part and it shorted out, tripping the breaker after arcing 3 times.
An... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1630647468 | 1630649614 | t3_pgyyme | t5_2to41 | 7 | Everyday_Hero1: TIFU by not putting an authenicator on my Humble Bundle account and having it hacked, resulting in losing $2766 worth of game keys I hadn't gotten around to activating.
So I found out today well going to see if the new month of Humble Choice games were up on the website, that all of the big name ga... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1630648317 | 1630650011 | t3_pgz591 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Nellumar: TIFU by turning my arms and face green the evening before the first in-person class in 1.5 years
This fuckup either occurred today or about a year ago, you decide. TLDR at bottom.
So, I teach a aerodynamics class at the local university. This semester is mostly remote except for the labs which are starting t... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1630651931 | 1630677711 | t3_pgzwut | t5_2to41 | 103 | MaharshiMad: TIFU by wasting my father's $600.
I was planning on going to a college and for that, I had paid around $600 as admission fee + advance tuition fee. After some time I got a better offer and joined a new college. In process of all of this, I forgot the deadline for getting a refund in the first college. My f... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1630652793 | 1630948105 | t3_ph03hn | t5_2to41 | 2,706 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Conwaydawg: Her dream is her guilt for cheating on you brother. She is more upset with herself and taking it out on you. Dump her.
onyxaj: That's a leap and completely illogical. Dreams aren't created from a guilty conscience. There is nothing to back that up.
Conwaydawg: Oh when... | 29 | 93.310345 | |
1630653137 | 1630654174 | t3_ph0608 | t5_2to41 | 64 | Leviathan41911: TIFU By accidentally locking my Malamute in the bathroom.
Obligatory, did not happen today but a few weeks ago.
My dogs like to lay on any cool surface they can when it's hot. They love the shower tile and the bathtub. Interestingly they hate the water. I was doing all the normal things we do in the mo... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1630654280 | 1630705814 | t3_ph0e7i | t5_2to41 | 16 | VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL: TIFU by taking to much acetaminophen while I'm sick and my mom's in the hospital for a stroke.
Plain and simple. Took to much all at once. I'm a big dude, so I take more than I should normally, but I've been suffering from a minor flu the last few days so I said fuck it. Down the hatch with a handful o... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1630661701 | 1630804479 | t3_ph1u5y | t5_2to41 | 41 | Cyclonenerf: TIFU by breaking one of the rules of Parkour which made me almost stab myself in the foot
TIFU by almost stabbing myself the foot while doing parkour.
So I’m currently in lockdown. One of the rules of my states lockdown is you can still go outside to exercise in groups of 2 but only in your local governmen... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1630679584 | 1630719761 | t3_ph6c83 | t5_2to41 | 9,768 | ImaginaryBroccoli6: TIFU By Eating Brownies
Oooh boy this is gonna be a fun story to tell all of y'all.
For the past 2 weeks, I have been staying with my family in my grandparents house. My grandma is an avid baker and always bakes every time the entire family is around. This time around, my grandma made brownies. sup... | 9 | 1,085.333333 | |
1630684723 | 1630705501 | t3_ph80zw | t5_2to41 | 648 | TheFattestOfDragons: TIFU by accidentally Pavlov-ing my cat.
Obvious disclaimer: this didn't happen today, but over an extended period of time.
So we let out cats go outside during a specific timeframe each day. We just crack the window for them so they can simply jump in and out as they please. Of course, they want ... | 8 | 81 | |
1630686766 | 1631034387 | t3_ph8p0n | t5_2to41 | 447 | Forensics4Life: TIFU by getting caught with my hand in my trousers at work
For once this actually happened today, got dressed like normal this morning and put on a fresh pair on pants (underpants) I've never worn before.
They're unfortunately turned out to be a bit on the small side and have been pinching my boys so t... | 7 | 63.857143 | |
1630755986 | 1630963374 | t3_ph9ng8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Texas_2_0_2_2: Why are so many Californians headed there? Weird
yeah_youre_wrong: For lower taxes and litterally no other reason.
Texas_2_0_2_2: Lower taxes
Less homeless camps
Less crime
Better economy
Not socialist
Cheaper cost of living
Cheaper rents/mortgages
Less covid lockdowns/masks/hysteria
Less Liberal... | 15 | 1.133333 | |
1630689842 | 1630773383 | t3_ph9pm2 | t5_2to41 | 1,458 | catonmylap_: TIFU by not being able to control my laughter, peeing myself, and precipitating my entire class to laugh at a guest speaker
Now, I believe this is one of those situations where you really had to be there to get why it’s so funny, but I will do my best to do it justice. TLDR at end.
This happened in colle... | 9 | 162 | |
1630692860 | 1630704388 | t3_phao0p | t5_2to41 | 101 | fuckup0dating0sim: TIFU by signing a stranger up for a porn game site
So, this fu is so recent, dear JESUS.
I play dating sims marketed towards lonely teenage girls. They usually have NSFW content behind a paywall, and me, being the poor bastard I am, find ways around that. Not all the time, as most of the games I pl... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1630691995 | 1630740478 | t3_phae07 | t5_2to41 | 528 | vaguenonetheless: TIFU getting stuck deep in a cave with a dead flashlight
This actually happened in the early 90s, but my friend recently passed away and this is an experience I shared at his funeral.
JT, J, and I were killing time one Sunday afternoon and one of us got the idea to go check out a well-known cave ... | 4 | 132 | |
1630694009 | 1630697917 | t3_phb16j | t5_2to41 | 51 | obi-mom_kenobi: TIFU going on a long walk with my dog
I have a seven year old who I obv have never left alone at home for any reason. He’s remarkably self sufficient and seems like a mature little guy. Anyway, it was raining but my large dog still needed a walk. I invited the son, but he declined saying he really want... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1630695069 | 1630697982 | t3_phbcvh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DizzieC92: I don’t have a clue what’s going on but this doesn’t sound like a proper TIFU if it was a simple mistake and immediately rectified
FluffyRosyMoth: I mostly saw it as a fuckup as I was convinced of what I was saying, and repeated it quite a few times before noticing the ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1630696027 | 1630753446 | t3_phbnrz | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing I totally wasted my youth by being paralyzed by social anxiety.
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ThinkCow83: Honestly? You sound like a creep.....
Nothing_to_the_Table: At least we have *something* in common, then.
ThinkCow83: Are you calling me a creep?
Nothing_to_the_Table: If the shoe fits...
ThinkCow83: Excep... | 12 | 2.916667 | |
1630696835 | 1631154582 | t3_phbwzu | t5_2to41 | 4,803 | [deleted]: TIFU (nsfw) by having group sex with my roommate then being called a rapist
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Blitz-99: 1. I hope you saves a text or whatever with her calling you.
2. Might wanna invest in some home security cameras
3. Record your conversations... Even if its a 2 party state.
Siddabear: 3 can be a felony in and... | 13 | 369.461538 | |
1630697688 | 1630905526 | t3_phc6qp | t5_2to41 | 2,850 | adjustmentday: TIFU by trusting my roommates cat
We raised this cat from infancy as my roommate fosters. I loved him with everything I had. He likes my roommate more so that hurts but it’s whatever ya know? His name is M. I adopted a different one of her fosters about a year later that I feed separately from the other ... | 10 | 285 | |
1630698906 | 1630763925 | t3_phck5d | t5_2to41 | 783 | sabby_bean: TIFU by hanging my curtains on a sketchy rod and smashing my boyfriends $7000 PC
So, this happened about an hour ago. My boyfriend is an avid gamer, and has dumped loads of money into his setup. It’s a gorgeous set up, and he’s very proud of it. Just like any proud father, he is also very very protective of... | 11 | 71.181818 | |
1630699314 | 1630730909 | t3_phcp22 | t5_2to41 | 51 | StormKing2041: TIFU when I cut someone off and they really didn't take it well.
20m at college. I was driving down to the mall and realized I needed to switch lanes or go down the wrong one. I signaled, looked, and merged onto the adjacent lane. Sadly, I accidentally cut off someone in a black pickup truck, and they ho... | 9 | 5.666667 | |
1630700394 | 1630764602 | t3_phd1cu | t5_2to41 | 168 | 11646Moe: TIFU by assuming an asian woman was a hostess at a Japanese restaurant
so today for my lunch break I decided to head to a local sushi place I love. so I get there and walk in. when you walk in there’s usually a hostess waiting at the door who you can ask for seating. I walk up to the area where the hostess us... | 7 | 24 | |
1630702478 | 1630747822 | t3_phdns5 | t5_2to41 | 69 | tossitttt666: TIFU by hooking up with a hatchet wielding Russian woman.
This actually happened a few years ago but I was recently reminded of it reading another TIFU about a crazy drunken woman.
The story takes place about two years after my life shattering divorce, when I was unsuccessfully attempting to cope with l... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1630704609 | 1630713172 | t3_pheb88 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cognitivetriad: A few months back I used my coins to purchase a gold award, then accidentally gave it to the wrong comment. It was a very insulting comment that I would have never purposely awarded. I thought I was awarding the comment above it. Oops
lightbulb207: I gave a gold aw... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1630711466 | 1630712478 | t3_phg9us | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing bourbon is literally 10x stronger than beer
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Unicorn187: Drink a lot of water so you aren't dehydrated and the hangover will be a little less painful in the morning.
Wolf359loki: Yep. This. Also enjoy the ride. Stay safe and dont drunk dial any EXs. Hahahahah.
dnathan1985: When... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1630704989 | 1630716367 | t3_phefhp | t5_2to41 | 41 | voluptuousvegetables: TIFU by sleepwalking [UPDATE]
I know my first post didn’t get a lot of traffic, but I figured I would post an update as the situation has taken a turn for the worse.
Here is the original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/pe8zb5/tifu\_by\_sleepwalking/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1630713628 | 1630760815 | t3_phguld | t5_2to41 | 17 | sorrowspice: TIFU by eating cold mac and cheese leftovers before my journey to college
this didnt happen today, but i felt i should share this after reading a post on r/confessions about someone who threw up all over their dorm bathroom stall.
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when i was in college, i went out to a restuarant on the weekend (i thin... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1630715069 | 1630718097 | t3_phh855 | t5_2to41 | 14 | JeremiahGoffe64: TIFU by leaving my wallet in my Lyft driver’s car.
So today, I had to take an Lyft to school (It’s a whole other story) and that was fine. Got there, went to class, did what I had to do and left. I also had to take a Lyft back, and so I do so. He’s a nice guy and was very friendly. We talked about scho... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1630716643 | 1630724570 | t3_phhmme | t5_2to41 | 40 | a-graceful-tater-tot: TIFU by taking Pepto Bismol before I went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, I woke up with a stomachache. I took a few Pepto Bismol chewables and immediately fell back asleep when the pain went away.
Fast-forward a few hours later and I wake up with a strange taste in my mouth. I look in ... | 4 | 10 | |
1630720002 | 1630733762 | t3_phihkj | t5_2to41 | 848 | nananancy: TIFU by not going to the ER
Obligatory, this happened in June but I'm still suffering the consequences today.
So, I (50F) woke up on my birthday and my eyes were a little fuzzy. Allergies! I just got on with the day as there was much to do.
I had to stop at DMV for a star ID and they did an eye test. Low a... | 14 | 60.571429 | |
1630721111 | 1630764361 | t3_phirlo | t5_2to41 | 18 | 9fingeredbandit96: TIFU by accidentally calling a Hispanic Co worker a racial slur.
I'm also Hispanic so this conversation took place in Spanish. I work in a shop installing wood panels on anything a customer wants. I have been working with this coworker for a bit now. Since we were so far ahead on work, he came to my ... | 3 | 6 | |
1630720664 | 1630775849 | t3_phine3 | t5_2to41 | 275 | sreeazy_human: TIFU by making a poor teenager get screamed at by their dad for my OWN mistake
Hi Reddit,
I’m back with another FU at work. At least this one is not nasty.
Teenager comes into store with a friend and comes to checkout with a 32-pack of pop. I try to scan it and the machine doesn’t recognize it. So I ... | 10 | 27.5 | |
1630722905 | 1630727525 | t3_phj780 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Birthday_Breadug08: TIFU when I missed one letter my Reddit Username
It's my 13th Birthday today, so I joined Reddit. I'm so happy to be here! I thought a lot about my Username when I registered. So many options. I finally decided on u/Birthday_Breadbug08. I like Pikmin, and, of course, it's my Birthday. So I Chose tha... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1630722860 | 1630851375 | t3_phj6tn | t5_2to41 | 31 | GooseMVP: TIFU by not checking my hotel room key.
This literally happened 30 minutes ago.
I have set a vacation in the country where 3 of my friends live. One day before that I think that I’m sick of my city and that I want to leave my city one day earlier and meet my friends as a surprise.
Friday comes, I work a lot ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1630713986 | 1630767350 | t3_phgy50 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU Got somebody fired which got me fired by his big brother 10 years ago, now I will run into them again soon, probably.
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KoichiKristmas: I’d just take steps to defend yourself by getting cameras to record any move they make themselves. If they make any moves, I’d just have some of the old colleag... | 4 | 3 | |
1630724486 | 1630918064 | t3_phjl7f | t5_2to41 | 200 | absol10062006: TIFU by spilling wine on a priest
Obligatory not today, but around 2 years ago, Just before covid started.
In my church, one of the responsibilities of the cross bearer is to carry communion wine to the priest.
Normally you have to be 16, but I was 6 feet tall at 12 years old, so they made an exception... | 8 | 25 | |
1630727801 | 1630754057 | t3_phkdu4 | t5_2to41 | 56 | Drakefan3284795: TIFU by accidently making fun of a cancer patient
Okay so this happened to me on my way back from my AA meeting. I have a friend in there who's pretty cool but has a bit of a questionable sense of style, while we were walking home together a beggar came up asking for money. This is when I said that I ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1630730734 | 1630733129 | t3_phl2cv | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Hunt1ngw01f: Your dad was probably confused af to why you were naked
HiToshio: I think he knew what was going on. I've walked past him a few times without making eye contact..
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1630735514 | 1630764563 | t3_phm2zg | t5_2to41 | 16 | ChumpTori1910: TIFU by actually opening up about my past relationships to my father when he told me that I can talk to him about anything.
TLDR: My father told me to open up and I actually did, he ended up telling me that I lied to him since he never saw me brought a girl home.
My father does not play a big role i... | 4 | 4 | |
1630736402 | 1630806165 | t3_phm9af | t5_2to41 | 25 | crybabybrizzy: TIFU by spraying undiluted peppermint oil all over my room
obligatory sorry im on mobile
i (20f) moved into a new house almost a year ago and since then me and my mom have become quite familiar with our ant friends, and i've become especially familiar with my eight legged roomates who particularly enjoy... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1630736967 | 1630739039 | t3_phmde5 | t5_2to41 | 85 | dreamingwithjeff: TIFU by telling someone I recognized them in the worst way possible.
This happened about 5 hours ago while I was at work and I have thought about nothing else since. I work at a movie theater in my hometown, and as a result I see many people who I grew up with/went to school with. Tonight was pretty b... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1630739644 | 1630752896 | t3_phmwjv | t5_2to41 | 65,015 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend that her dog isn’t non-binary.
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Seegtease: You cannot assign a gender to someone who isn't yourself, and definitely not a dog that has no sense of such things. You did the right thing by giving a reality check.
GDoe5: are you literally not assigning the dog a gender by call... | 22 | 2,955.227273 | |
1630742740 | 1630749869 | t3_phni1c | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by poking my girlfriend at university.
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sharr_zeor: Don't dish it out if you can't take it lol
Not_a_creativeuser: Lesson learned lol, but it was kinda unfair tho, it was a 3 vs 1 scenario.
FloydDarksid3: Most guys wouldn’t complain 👀😂
Not_a_creativeuser: Most guys probably aren't as ticklish... | 8 | 11.125 |
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