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1673768457 | 1673801591 | t3_10cdwve | t5_2to41 | 11 | Northernskyaboveme: TIFU X 2! Not tinder! Bad Christmas!
Went to the next town over, Shelbyville we’ll call it. Called up my buddy who is from there, owed him a lunch. Told him to choose where, so he says “ The Pub”. We go there and sit down and order lunch.
As we’re eating the only other guy in the place, kinda sh... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1673772784 | 1673774813 | t3_10cf26x | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching wrong Tik-tok
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Whytmage: I absolutely don't care about any perception of broken English. I see a lot of people apologise for it as not their native language, and I'm always like I never would have known.
But for the love of God TIFU posters, can you *please* add paragraph breaks? G... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1673776609 | 1673828777 | t3_10cg266 | t5_2to41 | -45 | RepresentativeNew718: TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much
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agillenk: God, I knew where this was going a mile away. I hope your wife finds out and leaves you.
RepresentativeNew718: I would never think of doing something like that ever man, its a mistake
agillenk: ? You chose to take drugs and to have se... | 13 | -3.461538 | |
1673779821 | 1673810873 | t3_10cgwqk | t5_2to41 | 8 | xX_Puss_destroyer_Xx: TIFU by installing linux
Alright so a few days ago my laptop which was from 2012 was being too slow and i had enough of it so i tried getting pop os which is a popular linux os so i got it on a usb stick and flashed it and everything was going well
until moving it to my hard drive
SO I TRY AN... | 4 | 2 | |
1673789482 | 1673811381 | t3_10cjyfz | t5_2to41 | 15 | love_zaza: TIFU by ruining a proposal
I had way too fun that was supposed to. I'm 14F, his friend (nn Arch) is 18M, my brother's friend's sister (nn Lia) is 22F and her ex (Scum) is 23M.
I was out letting my dog, Tofona, run the fields of the campsite I'm staying with my family when she saw a butterfly. It was the pre... | 3 | 5 | |
1673788955 | 1673871185 | t3_10cjrrj | t5_2to41 | 16 | tvkyle: TIFU by eating a Hot Pocket
Background: I like Hot Pockets. I've eaten them fairly often for the past 20 years. They're relatively cheap and can be ready in under 3 minutes. This is perfect for a lazy soul like me. I currently work at an office-type building with a community fridge/freezer in the break room. Ev... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1673792943 | 1673794984 | t3_10cl709 | t5_2to41 | 118 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much?
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redbucket75: Uhm, was someone else pouring your drinks?
AegeanBlueA264: I mean, the bartender was. I only remember drinking the drinks that the bartender made at my “home” bar.
redbucket75: If you didn't drink enough to black out, and you blacked out for hours and there's... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1673794640 | 1673846136 | t3_10clsr4 | t5_2to41 | 93 | DragonfruitVast6075: TIFU by masturbating with shampoo
So this actually happened yesterday. I was home alone and I was feeling like it so I started beating it. But I noticed I didn’t lotion, so to compensate for that I used shampoo. It was all going well till’ later that day were my balls started stinging and burning a... | 8 | 11.625 | |
1673800933 | 1673813658 | t3_10coa8h | t5_2to41 | 39 | finders14: TIFU By not realising that money doesn’t transfer from my savings on a Sunday
I 18M am (or was…) visiting someone in Germany…
Yesterday we argued and came to the conclusion I should leave (one I agreed with…) issue? I had no money to my name…
Basically I have a savings account tied up in stocks or such ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1673811009 | 1673867958 | t3_10csier | t5_2to41 | 1,729 | babolat12: TIFU by leaving the ‘Clone a Willy’ that I made for my Girlfriend at my parents house
A couple years ago I decided I’d make one of those ‘Clone a Willy’ dildos for my girlfriend as a present and abit of a joke. (For anyone who doesn’t know, it basically makes a replica of your penis but in dildo form) Howeve... | 9 | 192.111111 | |
1673813927 | 1673915907 | t3_10ctqkg | t5_2to41 | 14 | t4nk78: TIFU by saying "hey!" one more time...
I'll preface this by saying that I'm not really an asshole. Me and my wife get along great, but we love talking mad shit to each other and generally aggravating each other. It's sweet and I suppose it's how we flirt with each other.
Anyways, I was about to make a run to ... | 7 | 2 | |
1673814929 | 1673844996 | t3_10cu5w6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | 0mewmew0: TIFU misinterpreting the use of mussy
So I F(20) was trying to give useful advice to my sister (26) she had something on her lip that was bothering her. It looked slightly inflamed and sore so she was sending pictures into our family group chat of us two and our parents. She kept sending really blurry images ... | 4 | 3 | |
1673815200 | 1673862757 | t3_10cu9wz | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU with hanging out with him ?
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Caimthehero: He's said that he wants to be fwb, you've said youre not interested in that but would still like to be friends. I mean no offense but he's treating you like a friend, guys don't need to text their friends every day. Some of my better friends I talk to w... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1673815523 | 1673816293 | t3_10cuex0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU Made a game that made my bf tell everyone what other girls he would like to f*ck.
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liltonk: Does “fuck around and found out” seem appropriate here?
z-eldapin: That should be the name of the game.
As if 'laziest' is going to be well received.
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1673816078 | 1673872687 | t3_10cunga | t5_2to41 | 145 | somewhereinks: TIFU By Chasing Elusive Bugs In My Apartment
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AcrobaticSource3: Ugh, you gotta burn that place down and move far far away
gg_iloveyou: Did… did you finish reading the post?
It wasn’t bugs
Missedmyplane714: I was joking man.
gg_iloveyou: Who are you?
Edit: Ohhh you replied to op too
Cool joke... | 5 | 29 | |
1673816451 | 1673816808 | t3_10cutg4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Moohabbb_: TIFU MY DAD fucked up
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AllanfromWales1: How old are you?
Moohabbb_: Im 18
AllanfromWales1: Thing is, if the choice is between them staying together and fighting all the time, sometimes physically, or them splitting up, it's not obvious that staying together is the better option. Couple counselling c... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1673819271 | 1673819402 | t3_10cvzzd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by being accidentally racist
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brotha_rich_hung: Wtf did I just read
There needs to be an age requirement for reddit.
noobyoof12345: Wdym
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1673822001 | 1673858732 | t3_10cx4oy | t5_2to41 | 409 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing myself on a date with my crush
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MajestaHazel: I’m failing to understand why you didn’t excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.
[deleted]: Because there were no public bathrooms, they're only available for the staff cause I live in a third world country.
HardOnSlater: I live in a third ... | 7 | 58.428571 | |
1673822539 | 1673823269 | t3_10cxcue | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a 1050$ PC
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BoozeIsFoods: Lol. They'll be able to tell which wifi networks it has connected to and trace it back to your home's IP address.
Smbc_64: I reset the pc
MadMic1314: You've wiped it so they'll know someone was messing with it.
You do know that modern laptops have trackin... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1673822734 | 1673879532 | t3_10cxfob | t5_2to41 | 361 | fujakegyllenhaal: TIFU by catching feelings for my taken co-worker
Okay, there is absolutely no way to tell this story without sounding like careless whore, but I need someone to hear me out, and who could I ever actually tell about this?
I (22F) started working at a new job a few months ago. I met my co-worker (25M)... | 7 | 51.571429 | |
1673823687 | 1673834244 | t3_10cxtvi | t5_2to41 | 18 | PrincessMansera: TIFU by calling out my brother
Obligatory this took place three months ago.
My older brother and I both have Reddit, but like, if he sees this, OK.
My older brother (OB) made a post three months ago on r/AmItheAsshole regarding our little brother's behavior and OB's response to it. OB told me about t... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1673824201 | 1673846102 | t3_10cy1jx | t5_2to41 | 126 | throw_awaie253: TIFU by giving my girl the Blippi Harlem Shake
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1clovett: You're an asshole.
dronzer31: Careful, you'll give him a boner.
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1673824265 | 1673824591 | t3_10cy2ka | t5_2to41 | 11 | CyberWolfWrites: TIFU by accidentally letting my dog out of my house.
I had to carry two cases of water into the house and left just the screen door closed when I went to get the second one. When I turned my back, my extremely energetic dog booked it. Unfortunately for me, my neighborhood is surrounded by at least thre... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1673824086 | 1673825920 | t3_10cxzu7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally insulting my co worker
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twohedwlf: That's not insulting her, if you said what you claim. I imagine she agrees, working there sucks.
Technical-Repeat3099: yeah i just don’t want it to come across like i was looking down on her for not having a more “professional” job yk. i feel ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1673824229 | 1673829908 | t3_10cy20x | t5_2to41 | 15 | ViIsAGuiltyMasochist: TIFU and took the fall for my friend.
This was actually yesterday but I can’t get it off my mind. i (16F) was Out I town with my friend (15F) and we’re there to hang out and buy useless shite like normal teenagers. she didn’t have much money on her and there were a few things she needed+things she... | 3 | 5 | |
1673829194 | 1673831064 | t3_10d01e0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Designer_Walrus_4283: TIFU by almost letting my mom knows that I buy vape online
So I bought a full kit of a Vape mod, 21700 battery, balanced charger and nicotine-free e liquid from a Vapestore in Australia online yesterday.
They sent me a confirmation email for my online order. Then it went straight into my mail box... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1673826220 | 1674069111 | t3_10cyuxg | t5_2to41 | 17 | Eagles56: TIFU but trying to console my friend in a panic attack over text and losing them as a friend.
So late last night, one of my friends texts me that she is having a panic attack, right after I told them about some unfortunate incident in my life. My friend has had and has a lot of good things going in their life... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1673832664 | 1673836836 | t3_10d1bwj | t5_2to41 | 6 | Tax_Fraud1000: TIFU when talking to my friend..
So earlier today I was talking to my friend. Our relationship regularly has its ups and downs, and weekly episodes of anger. Usually they don't last longer than like, a couple hours and the end is usually marked by her sending me something from instagram or youtube again... | 3 | 2 | |
1673823823 | 1673859929 | t3_10cxvxo | t5_2to41 | 136 | sleepyman691: TIFU by scaring my dad
In my family, we have a running joke on who can scare the most people. If you scare someone, you get a point but if you get scared you loose one. My dad(44 M) is well in the lead because he is impossible to scare. I can only recall about 5 times we've successfully scared him.
Today... | 4 | 34 | |
1673834809 | 1673836011 | t3_10d23gz | t5_2to41 | 140 | Jiimbo4358: TIFU by getting my pregnant wife an Icee.
To start .. Speedway lady , if you're reading this, I am so sorry and didn't mean to ruin your night because you seemed like you were not having a great time, and I made it like , 5 times worse.
...so...
it all started out when my **very** pregnant wife wanted an ... | 3 | 46.666667 | |
1673836051 | 1673869552 | t3_10d2jdt | t5_2to41 | 537 | rubyy65: TIFU by stopping to get a mcflurry and being late to work
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AbsentAsh: At any point did think maybe I should wake up and get ready earlier? Just curious…
rubyy65: No. I don't believe that I should have to.
LilliaGaming: Why do you feel this way compared to others in your office? If other people, like y... | 10 | 53.7 | |
1673837450 | 1673885442 | t3_10d30wa | t5_2to41 | 18 | boss-embitch: tifu by not getting on the lease
So, obligatory "been long time coming" f*ck up. My bf and I live with our roommate, whom he'd lived with before he and I were together. We've all been here about a year and a half. So, we've always split the rent 3 ways because 2 of us 1 of her. But, for the last two month... | 6 | 3 | |
1673841281 | 1674025574 | t3_10d4btd | t5_2to41 | 513 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling a girl i was dating that i was already in a open relationship,
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Zwordsman: Delete that number.
trvllvr: Exactly. Leave that girl alone.
First off she’s 18, you don’t need to be seeing someone her age.
Second she knows what she wants (monogamy) and told you as much. You tried ... | 14 | 36.642857 | |
1673840922 | 1673887860 | t3_10d47k2 | t5_2to41 | 385 | Zeaus03: TIFU by writing the eulogy for my wife's father
This is a TIFU as the service for my father in law was today.
I started the eulogy off by writing: (Hi! It's me Jessica! But some of you might know me as... YAAASSSSSICA! )
Mixed into the eulogy were a bunch of lines here and there about how awesome her husband... | 6 | 64.166667 | |
1673845581 | 1673846992 | t3_10d5qa5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Punch friend in the face over a girl
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Tuscam: Give it some time and show humility.
Major_Advantage8863: I've had personal calls with everyone and they all said no, ironically the girl told me to give K a second chance well she is not so inclined to do the same for me.
Tuscam: How long ago did t... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1673847328 | 1673860484 | t3_10d61g0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | SnomIsBestPokemon: How was he lying lmao
Tanagrabelle: The original post OP wrote "Edit 2: I wrote this after she slept and thought I'd check the comments and write an update." Acting like it had just happened the same night.
Alouitious: I mean, if it happened 3 years ago, \*technically\* it's still "after she slept".
... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1673848220 | 1673852774 | t3_10d6jf3 | t5_2to41 | 409 | fixredditpls: TIFU by going on a Work and Holiday in Australia with almost no money, depression and addiction.
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SemiCircleSquare: Call a trusted friend back home and tell them exactly this. Put an end to this and get back home.
fixredditpls: Thank you for your reply, it means a lot to me. The fear of losing th... | 5 | 81.8 | |
1673851327 | 1673895570 | t3_10d7hn8 | t5_2to41 | 54 | kingofzdom: tifu by parking my truck near an excavator without making sure the opperator saw where I was at
You ever seen one of those massive bucket wheel excavators they use in open pit mines? Well, they also use them in large metal recycling yards.
I used to run scrap metal for a living in my 2002 Chevy Silverad... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1673854685 | 1673896319 | t3_10d8gp8 | t5_2to41 | 4,982 | Belansky907: TIFU By Watching Netflix on My GF's iPad While I Was Gaming
Obligatory: This was not today but about 4 years ago, but reading similar posts reminded me of a situation I found myself in.
As the title says, I, M 26, had a day off, and my GF, F 26, at the time (now my wife, but I digress) was working, so I b... | 15 | 332.133333 | |
1673865952 | 1673891587 | t3_10dbhv3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a pussy
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icecubeinanicecube: > Lead a manhunt
> Choose violence
> TIFU I escorted a injured woman home
Is this normal by American standards? Tf the states are a scary place
AcrobaticSource3: Fun fact: Liam Neeson movies are documentaries
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1673869174 | 1673876309 | t3_10dcf69 | t5_2to41 | -14 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a horrible best friend
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[deleted]: Everyone’s being a bit harsh. You’re allowed to make the choice you do in life. And that’s fine. And you and Luna will both find a way to cope! Don’t get too down about it
theindi: If you can resonate with OP, you may be selfish, self-centered and an ... | 11 | -1.272727 | |
1673870079 | 1673872510 | t3_10dcori | t5_2to41 | 78 | Iron-Warlock: TIFU by (over)investing my family's savings
Preface: I'm not in the US, English isn't my first language, and the specific thing I bought has specific rules.
That said, today I (32M) wanted to buy some bonds to put mine, my SO's (27F) and our daughters' (3F, yet unborn F) savings, into something that wou... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1673872610 | 1673946635 | t3_10ddi17 | t5_2to41 | 2,734 | [deleted]: TIFU by changing my name
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humboldt77: Reframe things. Your old name is just for her to use, in intimate situations, when you’re completely hers. Make it something private, a shared connection. Your new or stage name is for when other people are around, work functions, etc - but only she gets that pa... | 9 | 303.777778 | |
1673875052 | 1673907696 | t3_10debz4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | SignificanceNo4340: Tifu by not cleaning the kitchen all at once
I 16M FU by cleaning the kitchen in parts and not all at once,
Here’s the story.
So today my mum picked up my brother to mow the lawn because I wasn’t comfortable doing it because it’s hot and the grass is quite long and thick and so he was in a bad mood... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1673878447 | 1673901365 | t3_10dfkn7 | t5_2to41 | 31 | shakyfoot: TIFU by getting drunk and losing a tooth.
So this is currently still ongoing and is making my life a living hell. I’m not quite sure what the moral of this story is, maybe one of you can make that out for me.
Flashback to this last 2022 New Years Eve night, my partner and I are celebrating by playing a dri... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1673887350 | 1673893583 | t3_10dj9pc | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a drunken text to my boss
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ursois: I'd go ahead and start looking for a new job.
Fenix_Volatilis: Especially if they already hate it
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1673885256 | 1673892159 | t3_10did14 | t5_2to41 | 10 | starmia222: TIFU by faking having a job infront of classmates and teacher
TL;DR : It's super embarrassing and will ruin the rest of my schoolyear. I just want to prevent it.
I fucked up. For a bit of backround im considered the quiet girl in the back of the class. I was in math class and the teacher suddenly asked me... | 5 | 2 | |
1673890787 | 1673895794 | t3_10dli0k | t5_2to41 | 302 | Bright-Mode-2768: tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug...
Soooo this literally happened an hour ago....
My stomach has been fucked up for days. Today I'm finally feeling better and my boyfriend and I took a shower together..... One thing led to another and yeahhhh
At one point ... | 5 | 60.4 | |
1673893433 | 1673896270 | t3_10dn5el | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting my browser history on my BF’s computer.
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Malevolent_Mangoes: Oh someone who fetishizes trans people, awesome /s
Ok-Independence-6942: Someone didn't get this was sarcastic 😐
Malevolent_Mangoes: >But he’d never mentioned interest in some of these things (lots of anal, trans, etc)... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1673896021 | 1673912531 | t3_10dod7b | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: tifu: by calling the cops on my girlfriend.
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Malevolent_Mangoes: Jesus dude your girlfriend is *hitting herself with objects*, that is not something a stable person does. She sounds like she’s gaslighting you with the combination of hitting herself+calling you abusive for making her do that. You’re ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1673896555 | 1673923706 | t3_10dolpc | t5_2to41 | 121 | RGBonmyeverything: TIFU by deleting some porn
I’m a music teacher that uses my personal MacBook for teaching. You can see where this is going, but I assure, I’m rather tech savvy and know how to thoroughly erase my traces. Or so I thought. I rarely download porn because, who does that? But one particular video caught m... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1673897174 | 1673900803 | t3_10dovgw | t5_2to41 | 19 | Happylifenowife: TIFU leaving for a walk-through of our house
Me and our ex are selling our house. We got a showing today and it was my time at the house. I swear I opened all the doors and checked the rooms. Cleaned up whatever messes I saw. I get my youngest daughter the dogs and head out. For context we have 3 kids.... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1673900727 | 1673903119 | t3_10dqfur | t5_2to41 | 133 | izzohead: TIFU thinking I missed Valentine's Day
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MPFX3000: So you didn’t FU and are completely on the wrong sub
izzohead: I suppose that's up to the mods now, it fits the spirit of the sub in me having a dumbass moment.
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1673899783 | 1673913314 | t3_10dq043 | t5_2to41 | 6 | RandomLiver79: TIFU by telling my depressed friend she has no life
After a pretty bad day, me (20M) I decided to play some csgo with my friend (23W), which turned out to give me a great vibe overall and forgot all about this shitty day. After one or two hours we've entered the subject where she was telling me how weird... | 6 | 1 | |
1673906301 | 1674010357 | t3_10dtpj5 | t5_2to41 | 840 | Altruistic_Captain47: TIFU by hooking up with a guy on Grindr
I am 24 Single Gay man. I was horny and was browsing through Grindr. I received a message from a guy who was cute so I started talking to this guy. We both were interested in each other so we decided to meet up at his place. We had a good time. After we are... | 8 | 105 | |
1673906217 | 1673936548 | t3_10dto1e | t5_2to41 | 57 | thenameisdankmemes: TIFU by texting on a calculator
TIFU by texting on a calculator.
Hi everyone, on mobile and English isn't my first language by the way. TLDR at the bottom. So sorry for any spelling and format mistakes.
A couple of friends and I were talking about embarrassing moments in our life, and this is one ... | 3 | 19 | |
1673914708 | 1673918766 | t3_10dxbwb | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ok-Boot2360: TIFU by forgetting to cancel a free trial
I’m a huge, stupid idiot. The dumbest of dumb.
I signed up for a free trial of soundtrap, a music creation software, to help arrange merry go round of life from howls moving castle for my high school orchestra. Fast forward to today, I checked my PayPal after a ve... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1673914899 | 1673963255 | t3_10dxem9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having no game.
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lilbithippie: The kind of person that refer to a deamon in them is almost always a creep and weirdo
farrowsharrows: Asking to a girl in bed with you to take their clothes off isn't creepy by itself. What did he actually do?
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1673914949 | 1673917943 | t3_10dxfbo | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting expelled from school
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AleGolem: You have the education just not the paperwork. Why can't you just do watch stuff now?
sirrtaver: The tools I was given were also taken away. The cost of having even the essentials is crazy high
AllanfromWales1: See if your principal can help you with t... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1673918598 | 1674010911 | t3_10dysvs | t5_2to41 | 51 | No_Suspect_599: TIFU by trying butt stuff with my BF of 2 months
Obligatory: this happened about 3 years ago with my now ex (we’re still cool) and still haunts me to this day. Also, sorry if the formatting is off, I’m typing this on mobile.
A few years ago I (F18) met my first love (M17) the summer before I went to co... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1673920250 | 1674016202 | t3_10dzfbj | t5_2to41 | 24 | zambiezombiemc: TIFU when I cut the tip of my thumb off and kept cooking
Forgive me for posting with mobile formatting.
So as the title says, I was cutting some peppers for a dish my fiancé and I were cooking. I sliced off a little chunk of the tip of my thumb(very sharp knife) and immediately performed first aid. I d... | 4 | 6 | |
1673924052 | 1673984885 | t3_10e0tem | t5_2to41 | 68 | Comfortable_Treat431: TIFU by confusing bananas and plantains
I live in a house with three girls (F20s) who are legit the best people. We often get both bananas and plantains since we all share groceries. However, being the dumbass i am, I have been thinking that plantains are just slightly unripe and regular bananas. ... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1673927693 | 1673971740 | t3_10e23om | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ghost_Online_64: TIFU By "deleting" most of my "memories"...
...from my computer. Not all, but some of THE most important moments of my life, family trips, my personal journey, random pics with old friends, even my ol'University backup folder....All gone.
I was about to use the external drive where I store all the i... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1673934765 | 1673964997 | t3_10e4foo | t5_2to41 | 102 | JCalebBR: TIFU by having multiple desktop wallpapers
I have just solved a major mystery that had been consuming my mind for the last 2-3 months and I really feel like sharing it so everyone can laugh about it as much as I did.
I should probably preface the rest of my account by stating that I'm an electronics tech by... | 3 | 34 | |
1673972813 | 1673981973 | t3_10e60if | t5_2to41 | 213 | VampireFrown: Yeah, I'll say it for the people in the back: they are permanently out the door **AFTER THE FIRST TIME**.
Vulcane_: not when you have a child
rockstar_nailbombs: Such an awful take.
Having no self-respect is one thing, but when there's children involved, don't forget that they're always watching and al... | 15 | 14.2 | |
1673945966 | 1673981537 | t3_10e7kfk | t5_2to41 | 234 | fryman3000: TIFU and now I'm leaving my company of over 4 years because I royally lost my cool
Project Manager at a call center for context.
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So it was a normal Monday. I work remote and the gist is I have a book of business clients, typically small-to-medium business owners I have consultations with.
&a... | 7 | 33.428571 | |
1673949317 | 1673997188 | t3_10e8gz4 | t5_2to41 | 2,125 | ToughEntrance-6650xt: TIFU by assuming my son didn't like his computer I got him, turns out he loves it dearly
TIFU.
About 3 years ago I got my son (16 then, 19 now) all the components needed to build a computer, he'd gotten super into it and wanted to build one. My husband had gotten a big bonus and we wanted to splu... | 7 | 303.571429 | |
1673950572 | 1674029420 | t3_10e8tfc | t5_2to41 | -13 | brokecondomthrowaway: TIFU by finishing with a broken condom
Whelp, this just happened, and I feel like an utter shitbag, and yes, I am clearly an idiot.
Some context. I'm seeing a woman an ocean apart from me. We're both in our mid-40s, and this thing between us just sort of happened. We live in different countries a... | 6 | -2.166667 | |
1673958080 | 1673969843 | t3_10eahy4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | I-Passed6789: Eww no. I don't ride dicks. I only had 2 boyfriends. Well if you can count d!ckhead as a boyfriend because we only went out for like a month or less.
TouchMehBewts: Sure are riding relationships, and his 'mate' who's going behind his back with his friends recent ex will surely treat you well! He definitel... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1673957007 | 1674013075 | t3_10eamb1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally deleting the company's entire database
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Scpj: Are we talking an actual database or an Excel sheet? I have a hard time seeing how this could happen
C-D-W: Possibly a middle ground: Access.
burnmenowz: Even access doesn't let you delete if someone is actively writing. How importan... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1673963980 | 1673968863 | t3_10ecxok | t5_2to41 | 5 | EvilDorito2: tifu by allowing my friend to remain stuck between stairs
This happened almost two years ago, at my friend's 18 b day. I'm disappointed to say we were all sober for this one, or at least nowhere near hammered enough for it to be an excuse.
for this story to make sense, you must understand that my friend's... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1673965348 | 1673983274 | t3_10edgfz | t5_2to41 | 132 | PermanentRoundFile: TIFU by getting in a fight in my dream
Last night, I [31F] was having a dream where my fiance [31F] and I went to a music festival. Most of it was just normal dream stuff but at one point this woman squared up with my fiance. Now, my lady is a scraper but I'm not going to leave her by herself so I ... | 6 | 22 | |
1673969573 | 1673970579 | t3_10ef3ji | t5_2to41 | 10 | d00bZuBElEk: TIFU by having a hockey game on in the background while the company VP and my boss passed me by
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rtosser: Don't worry about it. You're not doing open heart surgery. They will forget about it.
Still doesn't beat a former coworker of mine who had a cubicle that backed onto the main walkway. He woul... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1673969564 | 1674007343 | t3_10ef3es | t5_2to41 | 22 | ballonfightaddicted: TIFU by going in a liquor store for lemonade…
TIFU by going in a liquor store for lemonade…
Last night I was thinking of the canned Minute Maid lemonade my babysitter used to get me when she was at the liquor store in town through the drive thru
So today I decided to go there and see if they sti... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1673969779 | 1674019488 | t3_10ef6jb | t5_2to41 | 2 | Sagie11: TIFU by not cleaning out my condom wrappers from my drawer.
This happened today. Title for the win!
Okay so I (24f) still live with my parents, and my 11 year old sister.
My bf of 5 years and I have been storing our condoms and the wrappers in my top desk drawer, easy access and it's right next to my bed. ... | 9 | 0.222222 | |
1673972831 | 1674018351 | t3_10egeig | t5_2to41 | 503 | coldwhipzx: TIFU By Giving Myself A Penile Fracture
I am writing this mainly because there is not alot of information on reddit about this particular injury
Around October of last year I was having sex with my girlfriend when I thrust too hard at the wrong angle and tore my Urethra and two blood vessels in my penis.
... | 8 | 62.875 | |
1673967804 | 1674067662 | t3_10eeenk | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: Tifu but back in secondary school
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kearnel81: Also in the UK. What school were you in that it's expected that Yr 7's get bullied. For my Yr 7 I was in a grammar school and moved to a different secondary school and wasn't bullied in either. Nobody else was either
[deleted]: I went to a regular second... | 9 | 4.666667 | |
1673976674 | 1673981275 | t3_10ehzxo | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my sister I was going to ask her friend to dance
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PaysOutAllNight: Wow, your sister must have been really mad to steal all your paragraph breaks!
Furdling: oh shoot, forgot about that, lemme see if I can edit it lol
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1673988521 | 1673992905 | t3_10en2lp | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering to help a stranger at uni with their assignment and then blocking them after
Basically I was at university and I was going to class and this guy asked me if I wanted to dental care, being the idiot that I am I said yes and gave him my contact information and name, he gave me his business car... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1673989018 | 1674038357 | t3_10enada | t5_2to41 | 41 | Davetherocker: TIFU by telling my show-off friend how much my partner makes and I feel awful now
I have a long time friend “Tony”. He was once my boss but we’ve both moved jobs a few times since then. Sometimes he thinks he’s still my boss! He tries to give me advice/ criticism about everything: my car, my career, my ... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1673989055 | 1674033140 | t3_10enaw5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | regular_fanta: TIFU By breaking the shower cord.
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monstblitz: I'm so confused. Clearly I'm losing some things in translation here, as I'd imagine your outhouse is different that what I typically think of an outhouse if you're putting snacks in there. I don't put snacks in outhouses here in the states until a... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1673993825 | 1674021896 | t3_10epdls | t5_2to41 | 145 | Doodleseatingdoodles: TIFU by offering to babysit for free
Obligation to say this happened a month ago. One of my coworkers is super nice (F27) and has a two year old son. She's been going through a breakup with a toxic ex who was verbally abusing her and she lost a lot of her stuff and had to move back in with her mot... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1673985217 | 1674013254 | t3_10eln3h | t5_2to41 | 5 | Pet_Taco: TIFU by drinking way too much caffeine before a college class
OK, so, it’s the first class of the mew semester, and i wake up at 6:45am, which is considered extremely early for me, and i wake up and have myself a cup of coffee with sweet cream to get the gears shifting. fast forward to 8:30am, i stop at my ca... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1674002168 | 1674011814 | t3_10esues | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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kalysti: If he's a good dad, he'll think you're weird, but he'll also be happy you were happy.
IcyShadows_: Solid
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1674009411 | 1674101791 | t3_10evlb6 | t5_2to41 | 308 | PressureHead7607: TIFU may have ended someone’s sobriety
TIFU because I may have ended someone’s sobriety. Was out at a local bar and I was ordering shots for my group. Im friendly with the bartender (we fill each either in lightly about our lives) and they asked ( the bartender) if he was getting one. I didn’t think ... | 3 | 102.666667 | |
1674011425 | 1674052308 | t3_10ewb6d | t5_2to41 | 4 | LiveFromNewYork95: TIFU by convincing my wife I'm living in some sort of "13 Going on 30" body switch
For the longest time I've dreamed of playing a prank on my wife where I pretend to be 12 year old me who the night before (back in 2007) made a wish to be 15 years older and woke up in my present day body. I've been pr... | 4 | 1 | |
1674017876 | 1674051333 | t3_10eyjfb | t5_2to41 | 729 | [deleted]: TIFU leaving a dv situation and making my kid homeless
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theskywasallviolets: I’m sorry. You’re not a bad mom. You’re a great mom for being brave enough to leave a situation even though it’s hard and scary. Am I allowed to ask where you are? Maybe I can find resources to help.
[deleted]: Thank you. I... | 9 | 81 | |
1674026101 | 1674034470 | t3_10f133k | t5_2to41 | 8 | ShadesOnBroadway: TIFU By deleting 5 years of information off a customers device.
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Floppal: Pretty sure this is just a rip off a [viral video](https://v.redd.it/sez4ftr1yjca1) that's being going around reddit the last day or so.
ShadesOnBroadway: If by rip off you mean not real, no. This actually happened.
T... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1674031223 | 1674080246 | t3_10f2f6g | t5_2to41 | 13,502 | TheCockInCockpit: TIFU falling asleep while watching a movie
Yesterday I (22m) was on a plane. A 2 hour flight, scheduled to land at 8pm. I had the window seat. Two other passengers were sitting next to me. A young couple. The woman was sitting in the middle. She was squeezing her boyfriend's hand the entire time. Anxi... | 18 | 750.111111 | |
1674041837 | 1674086167 | t3_10f59g9 | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling off a big cliff in italy
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__Vulpes_lnculta: Sharks in Mediterranean sea?
Squigglepig52: Well, yeah, dude.
Like, 40+ species.
__Vulpes_lnculta: Right, I should precise:
Dangerous sharks near Italy coast?
There was 26 unprovoked shark attacks near Italy coast since XVIII century, 10 ... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1674053865 | 1674057839 | t3_10f9cit | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by being horny while at a friends house
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postedUpOnTheBlock: We’re all strangers. You lied about busting a nut in your own mouth for a bunch of ppl you’ll never meet…
Brodo12: XD
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1674054034 | 1674055616 | t3_10f9f55 | t5_2to41 | 93 | ICe_Man0101: TIFU - I BROKE THE LAST HOPE TO GET BACK WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
I (23 male) have been in a relationship with (19 female) whom i hoped would be the love of my live. We had been together for a year now and she was the perfect girl on every point. We were working at the same job but for some reasons her fam... | 3 | 31 | |
1674054340 | 1674090419 | t3_10f9jor | t5_2to41 | 589 | RogueMoonbow: Tifu by burning my boob at work
Not sexual but adding nsfw just in case. This was definitely not safe for work though XD
Not today, though I did think about posting here the day it happened.
I work at a cafe that does bubble tea, and we make our own tapioca in a pot heated over a plug in induction stov... | 7 | 84.142857 | |
1674055969 | 1674072197 | t3_10fa7fd | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU not knowing what to do when a dog was stuck in my dog.
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JustWingIt0707: You were not the person who fucked up here. You had a knowledge gap.
All you can do is try to calm the dogs down. You shouldn't try to separate them. You could hurt one or both dogs.
If anyone fucked up here, it is the pe... | 7 | 8.285714 | |
1674056971 | 1674085442 | t3_10falz0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Cherry___Popper: TIFU by having a PTSD attack while getting a rootcanal
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pmmeurnudezgrlz: The hospital put in an insulin pump for low blood sugar? Something wrong there....
Cherry___Popper: 30 is high blood sugar
pmmeurnudezgrlz: 300 is, 30 is quite low. I know, I've been a diabetic for 20+ years. Anytime my b... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1674057354 | 1674072567 | t3_10farqr | t5_2to41 | 818 | yaboiabrahamlincoln: TIFU by pushing to pee faster and rupturing a blood vessel
Obligatory this happened saturday. Tldr at the end.
I have gone through one of the top ten worst nightmares crawling in the back of my mind. I was binge watching the final season of TWD. A proper binge so I was just rounding 26-28 hours as... | 9 | 90.888889 | |
1674059107 | 1674061109 | t3_10fbimc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu School girl woes
In the uk we have school uniforms on this particular day I was wearing a skirt I had gone to the lavatory and didn’t realize I had tucked my uniform shirt into my knickers and they were peeking over my skirt. I went the rest of my day like that until a friend told me at the end of the ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1674059326 | 1674080168 | t3_10fblyi | t5_2to41 | 18 | Thr0w_Away_Ak0unt: TIFU by taking my wife's needs in bed into account
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stillgotmonkon: You had the same vibrator hidden away for 20 years?
autistic_strega: And used it on multiple partners??
Like, I get that sex toys can be expensive. But once you break up, the partner who used the toys gets custody of them a... | 3 | 6 | |
1674060237 | 1674060810 | t3_10fbzuh | t5_2to41 | 41 | PrettySpinach7068: Tifu by curing my ex out
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McIntyre2K7: You are the asshole for making this one giant run on sentence lol. I stopped reading it after four lines.
McIntyre2K7: I hope you get closure tho.
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1674066572 | 1674094082 | t3_10feqlw | t5_2to41 | 7,688 | myorkrx8: TIFU by breaking my vagina
This actually happened about 7 weeks ago, so I can tell most of the outcome at this point. I was coming home from working my graveyard shift. It was the end of my work week, I was tired, and I wasn’t feeling great. (Found out later it was covid, but that’s neither her nor there as ... | 8 | 961 |
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